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>The year is 2035
>Local storage and encryption is illegal Unless you're a huge corporation
>Driving a car is illegal. All cars drive themselves.
>Everyone's face, voice and DNA is collected into huge databases for our own safety
>An average gpu costs 1000's of $ since everyone has apu's nowadays.
>Sit down at a nice little coffee shop and open my thinkpad
>As I begin to type into the terminal a police officer taps me on the shoulder
>"What's wrong with your computer?"
>Panic
>"That doesn't look like Windows XV. I'm gonna have to take you in for some questioning"
>Try to get up and run
>Cant move
>They taze me using my Apple iChip implant (Government mandated)
>The cop tackles me to the ground as everyone in the coffee shop starts clapping
>"We don't need hackers to be stealing these folks information, ya hear!"
>mfw I was just trying to check my email
>mfw 20 years in prison for not having a gmail
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what part did you fail to order pizza because of non-free javascript?
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>>52636516
That's why I had to go to the coffee shop. Couldn't very well order coffee.
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>wake up in the morning at Apple 'o' clock
>take my Microsoft Pills 10
>order IBM Pizza using non-free javascript
>it cost 5$ to use the website
>the pizza cost 1500$ because it has an Apple logo on it
>the pizza is delivered by the self-driving iCar because drivers were deemed illegal by AMD
just another day in the life of an iCuck
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>>52636645
>drivers deemed illegal by amd
Did kek
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