Ask an actual hacker anything

>>52635356
How do you get the backwards b?

You mean cracker? What do you crack?

>>52635356
how do you define hacker?
what are your accomplishments?
what do you do for living?

>>52635356
>hacker
>that mouse
kek

>>52635356
Do you know where to buy a motherboard to display connector bridge for a third generation Moto G?

>>52635371
Lel, I remember this. Never been able to find the cap tho.

>>52635356

How fat are you?

>>52635356
How much do you like the Lvl10 gt snow?
Thinking of buying the same case.

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>>52635356
go back to /v/ shit bait

>>52635356
god damn you really meme'd it up

>>52635356
>memedows 7
>that fucking mouse
>that bulky pc looking like shit
>the cables
>matrix wallpaper
>the max
>xblox 365 and bone
>cod
I got cancer, /b/.

>>52635473
>cute anime pic 0162.png
go back to /a/ shit anime poster

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>>52635513
SoMeBoDy'S mAd

>>52635473
>>52635529
>cute

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>>52635473
>tfw need to watch syd
>tfw need to watch working!!!
>tfw no new season of hidasketch
>tfw no reason or desire to watch weeb shit anymore
>tfw i don't enjoy anything anymore
>tfw too lazy to bother trying

Eh

>>52635647
watch koukaku no pandora u fuckin fag

>>52635356
Next time warn me beforehand.
I had to clean up the table as soon as I saw that mouse.

>>52635659
Nah I'm gonna pick up bartender

>>52635695
what are you fuckin gay?

what brand of axe should i buy for hacking into things and being leet?

i was thinking about changing the colors on one of my old axes, but i am considering just waiting until they have new 12nm grindstones

please respond

>>52635701
Prolly gonna pick up Mushishi too.

And go rewatch Stalker

>>52635717
>mushishit

you know what just give up
gb2/v/ already

>>52635723
I bet you think Nichijou is funny

Y'know what I'm gonna go fucking watch Kamichara Karin and no one can stop me

>>52635747
i bet u think naruto is good

i bet u fuck niggers fo rfun

u fuckin fag

>>52635764
Buttmad kyoanifag detected

>>52635774
whoa whoa whoa proud of ya shit taste are ya well come at me IRL i'll fuk u up i swear on me mum's grave

>>52635784
>seriously liking style over substance: the studio
They haven't made anything good since FMP

>>52635811
>liking fmp

of course

not surprising /v/uddy

>>52635820
Never even seen it. It still looks fucking stupid.

Everything Kyoani puts their hands on becomes boring and lackluster. They lack the ability to make an interesting show.

>>52635868
nice job backpedaling u FAGGET lmoa

>>52635876
I only hear it's good. I think it looks fucking stupid but that just means I don't like the concept.

But everything since has been objectively shit, even with interesting premises Kyoani makes hollow and boring shows.

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>>52635356
>Hacker
Has kinect pointing at him... does he have NSA on speed dial as well?
This is a photo off Jason e streets office...

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>>52635900
>parroting other people's opinions
Low energy shitposting. Are you still trying to "offend" me with your edgy opinions?

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>>52635940
>not being able to admit something has good qualities while not yourself being entertained by it, and also allowing your own opinion to override obvious, gaping flaws

Expected nothing less of a Kyoanifag. Go figure out which end of a chocolate cornet to stick up your ass.

What's your steroid cycle?

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>>52635978
I'm only pretending to like KyoAni because it gets you rabid anti-KyoAni shitposters so butthurt.

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What in the hell is going on here? I just woke up and this thread.

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>>52636013
>backpedalling
>I'm just pretending to be retarded

Kyoanifag on suicide watch.

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>>52636030
A N I M E P O S T I N G
>>52636044
Oh no I got meme'd on whatever shall I do? :^3

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>>52636013
Also he's a Gaynax/Triggered fag. What a bitch.

Protip: Anno added all the christian symbolism in NGE because it looked cool. It doesn't mean anything.

>>52636057
I can hear your angry tears through the keyboard anon.

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>>52636067
You're way off, assmad Aaron. Studiofags are hilarious.

>>52635379
>how do you define hacker?
yes
>what are your accomplishments?
hacked the nsa network in 19 seconds in 2002
>what do you do for living?
NEET

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>>52636083
Wait who the fuck is Aaron?

>>52636057

Oh, well in that case, I have a question for the thread. I don't usually like Korean Motion-Assisted Pictographs, but Lupan III has an art style I like, and I watched all of Cromartie High School. Could you guys give me some ideas on what else I should watch?

>>52635529
reading degenerate filenames gives me cancer

>>52636151
You, butthurt bob.
>>52636156
sakura trick

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>>52636156
Boku no Pico, Speed Grapher, or Master of Martial Hearts

>>52636165
Oh ok, Fanny Frustrated Freddie

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>>52636187
Whatever you say, Coloncrucified Charles.

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>>52636165
Also
>using sakura trick as a troll rec
Come on, you can do a hell of a lot better. That's fucking newfag tier shit.

>>52636206
You gonna be ok, Pooper Peeved Peter Patraeus?

>>52636222
Sakura Trick is a masterpiece, assdamaged danny

>>52636187

Me and all of my internet neckbeard friends watched all of Boku no Pico over christmas eve. It's kind of a tradition at this point, but I still don't know what those little girls are going with all that icecream?

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>>52636243
Really? I heard it was pretty mediocre, Rectum Ravaged Randy

>>52636259
BnP's a fucking classic, god damn I have to watch it again.

I hear it was an ice cream party that went wrong.

>>52636295
You heard wrong, intestine incinerated Ian.

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>>52636312
Nah, I hear it was a real disappointment for true yuri fans and ended up being really boring and cliched, Erection Engulfing E.Coli Ernest

>>52636340
>true yuri fans
lmao
fucking degenerates
Degenerate derriere danielle

>>52635371
pls someone upload the cap i almost died laughing on that one holy lmap

What's a good place to learn hacking/coding? I want to get in lnvolved but don't know where to start

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>>52636370
>this faggot literally watched a shitty yuri anime and doesn't even like yuri

Literally wasted your time Oral Olefactory Odaxelagnia Oliver

>>52635356
You're not a hacker. You didnt hack the nsa in 19 seconds in 2002.

Topkek.

Im a cracker. Mostly wifi cracking. Im currently working on reverse engineering and code injection.

>>52636401
Like you can talk, بعقب يصب بيلي

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>>52636428
>he ran out and had to resort to sandscrawls

Fucking Gaping Gushing Gloryhole Gob Giving George everybody

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>>52636442
الله أكبر

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>>52635356
>that case
>that mouse
>that mask

>>52635356
You talk so much about programming, but you cant talk about hacking because you cant actually do anything. I run a hacked network of computers that I programmed to click on googles ads in my secret website. I even write my own viruses to make people get hacked into my network. I work at home and have a bunch of screens showing me what people on my network are doing on their screens. I can even set it so that i can see the code of their computers. can you guys do any of that? I dont think so. I bet you dont know where all the websites real hackers hang out are either? if you name them, I just might tell them that marshviperX sent you.

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>>52636490
If you ain't selling me 7n6 gtfo Hajib

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>>52636536
אױ װײ כבה את זה

>>52635513
Go back to rleddit, this site is literally based off of Anime culture.

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>>52636570
F2000 > Tavor

>>52635356
What's your favorite method of remote DLL injection, is there a way that works without needing to load the DLL from the local filesystem? (Ruling out ntCreateRemoteThreadex)

You want to rate my Facebook keylogger btw?

>>52635373
Yeah mannn, i do crackrockz

arguing about anime is probably the best use this thread can be put to

>>52635371
/thread

>>52636398
wanted to ask the exact same thing

>>52636523
didn't know this one before. really nice.

>>52635356
Can you read that on the screen?

WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING THE BAIT?! THAT PIKKK IS SO OLD senpia

>>52635371
d{>_<}b

>2 Xboxes
>that mouse
>meme tier Blackwidow Chroma keyboard
>ugliest, clunkiest fucking case in existence
>that Xbox case
>that desktop wallpaper
>Monster in a koozie
>ugly fucking knife

and worst of all

>GUY FAWKES MASK

we have an real haxor here, guys

but really though, what the actual fuck was going through your mind when you bought that PC case?

>>52635356
how many autisms do you have?

>>52635356

>all those consoles
>shitty consumertechwearPOSaesthetic gear
>only one monitor

You mean hacker as in lumberjack or gardener right?

As in you physically hack down things in the sun all day for money....right?

>>52635939
is that what a real hacker looks like?

>>52635371
EPIC FAIL

>>52635529
>>52635473
requesting cute anime pic from 0001 to 9999

Do you put that anonymous mask hule you are hacking?

>>52640058
A security specialist in the hacker scene at least...

>implying real world hackers aren't shitskins with burner phones and proxies

>>52635438
>>52636496
>>52635939
>>52640015
Newfags pls go

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>>52640442

>>52635356
Is that the xbox cover with hole technology?
Where's the claymore?

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>>52640442
They just keep coming and coming though

>>52635356
>rgb keyboard
>gaymer mouse
>edgy anonymous mask
>>>/v/

>>52635356
where or how did you learn to be a hacker ? try to hack me OP

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>itt

>>52635513
This site is an anime website. Go the fuck to hell niggerboi.

>>52635356
Nice bait m8

>>52635356
What's your favorite hot pocket?

>>52635356
>hacker

I bet you don't even know x86 assembly

how do I sql inject a botnet?

>>52635356
Where do I get a cool desk lamp like that?

>>52635466
Not really fat. I'm about 280.

>>52641749
why would anyone write assembly or machine code for x-86 unless they are developing low level firmware.

>>52635356
>there are people in this very thread right now who don't use a matrix screensaver

Literally what the fuck

>>52635356
Why do you have such a tiny desk with only one monitor?

Have you ever made more than $1,000 doing what you do?

>>52635441
Ace hardware. Make your own fag

>>52635371
i bon't know

>>52646208
reverse engineering, exploit development

... hacking

>>52635356
>le anon mask
what a faggot

who do you go about learning to hack? point me in the right direction what would i need to know and how long would it take to get started

>>52636688
Not op, but Obviously the best way is creating a remote thread and manually mapping or using loadlib, but you can also do the old meme way of setwindowshookex you probs won't see this tho

>>52635356
Why do the amish refuse there intelligence and choose to live in un-progressive lifestyles when there are things like conputers and waifus

>>52635473
dump cute anime folder

>>52635438
Because mice are the primary hacking interface

>>52635371
There's a picture of it somewhere.
>tripfagging, as easy as: abc... e

>>52635442
Bash.org

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>>52635356

How hard is it to...
>Hack actual?

are you Neo ?

>>52635717
Mushishi is based tobehonest

>>52636163
>muh degeneracy
>muh feels
Go back to tumblr or /pol/

>>52635647
I don't remember this Initial D episode

>>52635529
>>52636571
>>52641337
ITT: Children

>>52635356
>real hacker
>windows

>>52635717
Bartender a shit.
Mushishi based.

>Using windows
Kek

>>52635356
Can we see what kind of cute dress you're wearing right now? :3

>>52635356
>hacker
>3 botnets in one picture

>>52635356
why is nothing connected to the mouse pad USB hub? Connect mouse to usb hub?

>>52645932
>not really fat

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I remember this being posted in a "what did you get for christmas" thread here on /g/. Either someone just saved the pic or the little fuck had to lay low like in pic related.

http://9gag.com/gag/168/how-do-you-get-that-backwards-b>>52635371

Can you teach me a hacking algorithm?