>Be me two weeks ago, college sophmoore
>Teach: No class next week, hw's due in two weeks
>At home, looks at HW
>I could have aced it in one sitting
>Fuck it, I got better shit to do
>Masterbates and vidya games all week
>Still didn't do it
>Takes me 4 hours to finish
>Laptop's scroll pad is a bitch
>10 mintues till due
>Not gonna finish on time
>Do almost every bit of work left
>Literally 1 fucking minute left
>Go to submit page
>"Browse" to upload file
>LAPTOP FUCKING FREEZES
>Upload it at exactly the due time
>Assignment is late
>Mfw I got fucked by my shitty HP Stream
Moral of the story kids: Don't masturbate. God is watching you and he hates fags.
Your laptop didn't screw you, your shitty planning did that: if you're cutting it that close, basically anything can push you over the deadline.
Anyway, you've handed it in, it's done now. You'll probably get a point deduction or something, but if you did your homework well you're probably fine. Go have a wank to celebrate.
You're half right. My laptop played almost as big as a role holding me back from getting it done in a timely fashion as my procasination. If I had done it on a computer, which I don't have access to mind you, I could have literally done it in half of the amount of time due to the convient quickness of a mouse pad. Dragging things on the laptop isn't as smooth nor as accurate, espicially if you've got quick but sloppy hands.
>simply asking means you're too young
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
17 rupees and a plate of curry has been dispatched to your designated posting adress, rajesh. Keep shilling and we may increase your bing rewards
I hate turtles. Like absolutely hate them. Any time I see one, I try to avoid it at all costs. Because why would I intentionally surround myself with something I dispise so much?
My point is you're an idiot.
I'll translate, some would mistake his words for fagget but it's actually a subdialect known as "tripfagget".
Essentially his post means that he's angry and desperately craves attention. As in all dialects of fagget it is also implied that he wishes he were sucking dick instead of getting mad online.
And I'll throw in an age to counter his sage
TAKE THE POO
>An actual non-insulting relevant response on 4chan.
Anon, you are a rarity that must be preserved
POO IN LOO
almost all tripfags are shills
He's probably just a designated intern so I wouldn't say very much.
Holy shit you are that currynigger from that thread
Were you the one who was shilling here in /g/ or do you have shillmates?
Confirmed for prajeet
Might as well start trip-fagging with !!2odPcjrlRDn; we all know what's going on here so don't hide