What can I do to make this sexier?

install gentoo

install GNU/Gentoo and use your feminine penis as the wallpaper

sudo apt-get install sexy-theme-4u
&&
sudo apt-get install shemale-wallpaper-duyouruski

turn off the monitor

>>52619681
Install conky.

Install GNOME

>>52619681
looks pretty sexy imo. But I'm no ricefag

change dead from 0 to 1

>>52619793
How do I rice, pls help

>>52619863
very carefully, OP

>>52619681
>ugly as fuck xfce logo anywhere near the desktop
start with getting rid of that, it's atrocious. i'd say get rid of xfce entirely and go with mate instead, but you probably don't want to do that and in any case it's just my personal preference based on "xfce has a logo uglier than your grandma's loose sphincter"

install Mint

>x86_64

>not amd64

Uninstall then commit suicide

>>52619681
I'll follow the great tips and tweaks found on crashsafari.com

>>52619681
>core 5500 ulv
>gets the i7

make your brain bigger first

>>52619731
it says that these packages do not exist... how do I get the shemale wallpapers?

>>52619681
install gentoo

>>52619681
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install gnome shell anon>>52619681

>>52619746
infinitely this.

>>52619681
openbox

Stop pretending you can code useful things and switch to windows 10

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>Xubuntu

>>52626034
I'm new to Linux I need it for my CS classes.
Could you suggest a better distro?
A better DE?
Good icon packs, themes?
And don't say Gentoo.

>>52626151
Xubuntu is fine, m8. If there's a problem (which it will), you can just google it away

>>52622010
The i7 can sustain higher turbo states for longer periods of time VS the i5

Learn how things work dipshit

>>52626151
xubuntu is perfectly fine and a great OS if you want to be productive and get things done. Don't listen to the archfags who spend all of their time tweaking their .bashrc

Install Mint with Cinnamon

>>52626034
Xubuntu is perfectly fine dumbass. Stop hating things just for the sake of hating them.

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>>52626034
>Arch
>Gentoo
>he fell for the ebin "hardcore" linux meme

well. not a linuc fag anuymore

but

bettericon set
remoce scroll bar and others for terminal. fux your color.
change wallpaper.
get rid of desktop icons.
change your WM

something like Numix blue would work well enough

And also. is ubuntu seriously not on kernel 4 yet? lol


anyway. don't listen to these faggots. Xubuntu is a fine distro.xubuntu minimal exists as well but who cares.I dunno why people hate shit that works . xfce is always a nice choice.

>>52619681
Don't care about workstations. They are disposable.

Start running CoreOS and Kubernetes on GCE or AWS.

>>52626368
I hate xfce because retarded multi monitor support

>>52619681
use a wallpaper with a naked woman - fixed

>>52619681
Taking you seriously, anon. Don't let me down.

Get rid of the icons on the desktop
Use a new icon pack(flat is sexy)
Use a wallpaper that isn't in a stock *buntu install
Slightly transparent terminals are sexy
I'd ditch the xfce logo. Awesome DE, not awesome logo.
Anime?

>>52627284
>The "/g/ Desktop General" starter pack: The Post

>>52626151
Debian testing
Xfce, compton, numix dark, arc dark, numix circle icon theme
But stay on xubuntu if you want.

>>52619681
Uninstall it

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>>52619710
>GNU/Gentoo

>>52626368
Ubuntu 15.04 is on kernel 4. OP uses LTS version.

Uninstall Ubuntu, install Parrot and become the ultimate hacker god.

>>52619681
Xubuntu's default is the sexiest. Do nothing.

>>52620116

That site sure has some cash guides. Worth a read.

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>>52619681
make it say this

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>>52619681
Install Unity, Royal GTK and Numix Circle

>>52632152
>install Unity
lol

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>>52632176
Fight me, nerd.

Unity is great for laptops.
For desktops and if you're using 3D fullscreen application, use KDE and Kwin's option to disable composting on fullscreen applications.

>>52632258
>recommends Unity
>proceeds to recommend KDE
that's a sin

Install KDE / Kubuntu.

>>52631949
That's the ugliest Mac desktop I've ever seen

>>52632152
GTFO Pedro

>>52632306
>hurr kde has too many features

>>52619681
Is it for a desktop? Are you gaming on it? If yes, stock Ubuntu should be fine for a windows replacement. Don't let those ricefags tell you otherwise.

>>52632906
Xubuntu*

Move the task bar to the bottom, where it should be.

>>52634550
side is superior on 16:9, but it should be set to hide intelligently.

>>52632665
^ typical mac user ( i'm an alien from the 4.2 encumbered BSD world )

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>>52619681
yup, it's called Windows 10 Professional

>>52634718
absolutely disgusting

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Get yourself some numix circle icons (google to find the ppa) and install arc-theme. I like arc-darker the best, but the dark and light theme are great, too. For all of these you can find a matching firefox theme, too.

>>52634795
What's disgusting? The wallpaper? Power of Windows software? Freedom of choice?
Please elaborate.

>>52634924
how windows 10 looks like, it's absolutely not sexy.

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>>52634795
Sorry anon, I posted the wrong resolution.
Enjoy

>>52626286
Yes for mint nee to cinnamon

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>>52634989
still disgusting imo.
here's a picture of how i like it, the panel hides.

>>52619681
sudo synaptic
find libc6
mark
remove
enjoy your ubuntu rice

>>52634924
>Freedom of choice
wat?

>>52635060
Inconsistent and disgusting