You LITERALLY can't make this shit up

"Not upgrading from Windows 7 or 8? Bad goy!" - Shlomo Shekelbergenstein

"HELLO MY NAME IS AHMAD AND I HAVE DETECTED THAT YOU DOWNLOADED A VIRUS ON YOU'RE ARE PC" - Microsoft Support Team

>--CNN
Well, if the free and independant press like Windows 10, we should too.

>CNN
So I should also believe quotes like
"Putin dindu nuffin" - RT
"Kim Jong-un is literally God" - KCNA
"Falun Gong is a dangerous cult and Xi Jinping is a hero for harvesting its members' organs." - CCTV

>>52614030
>Not having GWX service permanently deleted
Who would "upgrade" if you need to advertise this shit like the Russian sex hotlines when you browse torrent sites?

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fix'd

>>52614190
pretty accurate.

"Windows 10™ is simply amazing. Finally, a smart OS for smart people. I already have 5 copies for my wife's sons." -NY Times

>>52614030
http://money.cnn.com/2015/02/22/technology/windows-10-review/
The question is, did microshaft pay CNN to shill it?

>"love" not in capitals

Are they even trying?

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>>52614239

It is better tho

>>52614320
Either that or they're not as independent from each other as you may think.

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>>52614339

>>52614030
I tired it yesterday. Spent hours getting rid off all the privacy shit and trying to make the UI less cancer. So many regedits to make the fucking thing usable its not even funny,
Ended my night switching back to 7.

>>52614190
But Putin didn't do anything wrong

>>52614500
Don't get me wrong, I'm mainly pro-Putin, but the way RT reports on the Russian government is just silly.

>>52614500
>>52614516
Your kidding right fellas.
He literally murders the opposition.
I know you pol fags are edge lords but your supposed to be freedom loving edgelords.

>>52614572
oy vey

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>>52614030

>>52615314
ultrakek

>>52614572
>your supposed to be freedom loving edgelords
kek, that died the moment Obummer got elected for a second term - Now they love sucking good ol' big government's massive cock.

>>52614030
>You LITERALLY can't make this shit up
Except someone already did, faggot

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>>52614454

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>>52617722

>>52614320
>>52617407

>>52614030
>LITERALLY

epic reddit post bro

>>52614130
>cnn
>independent press

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>>52614239

just search for "aegis voat" and you'll find a nice little script that'll uninstall and disable the telemetry updates as well as GWX, among other things.

stop whining.

>>52615314
Kek, took me a moment

>>52621359
My fucking sides, holy shit!

>>52614190
>Falun Gong is a dangerous cult and Xi Jinping is a hero for harvesting its members' organs
In fairness the gongers aren't making very good use of their organs.

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>>52614030
>allowing windows to contact Microsoft under any circumstances
>not uninstalling all network drivers and using Linux for everything network-related

>>52614339
bazinga!

I just went to check Windows Update, and there was one new generic update. I click on the link to find out what it does:
>This update helps Microsoft make improvements to the current operating system in order to ease the upgrade experience to the latest version of Windows.
You really gotta check all of these non-security updates now, because they're probably just there to fuck your shit up.

>>52623232
>using Linux for everything network-related

>open file browser
>navigate to ssh://fileserver
>network connection dropped
>file browser is now unresponsive and crashes immediately on restart
>wait 10 minutes for timeout message to be able to browse files.

correction: use linux for everything but only use the cli.

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>>52614130

>>52622235
Too bad W10 will "correct" all those regedits for you. It cannot be stopped from with MS Servers

>>52623364
Not knowing how to use scp, kek.

>>52623232
>tfw lincucks can't into wifi

>>52619671
That's the joke!

(hopefully)

>Getting botnet updates.

Just disable treating "recommended" updates as important updates and none of this shit happens.

>>52623536
i know how to use it but keyboard was too far away

>>52617722
Genuinely kek'd, thanks

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>>52614030
What's wrong with Windows 10? It runs much more efficiently than Windows 7 Pro on my machine.

>>52623232
Wow, did they actually get that potato computer to work? I heard about it a while ago, but haven't really kept up.

>>52624446
Its spyware and lacks backwards compatibility with old software and hardware

It updates all the time and you can't turn off automatic updates or select which updates you want

>>52624446
Thanks Ahmed

>ever using windows
hahaha omg you guys don't actually use it right? It's a vm from openbsd, yeah?

>>52624605
>spyware
>can't turn off

But you're wrong, you uncultured swine
>https://fix10.isleaked.com/
>https://github.com/10se1ucgo/DisableWinTracking/releases

>lacks backwards compatibility
Are you using a laptop from 2005, pajeet?

>>52624626
>using OpenBSD as a desktop OS
How's that virginity treating you?

>>52614030
>/pol/ was right

>>52625315
/pol/ is always right, jackass

>>52625275
Pajeet pls go.

>>52625352
'No'

Shilling is everywhere. Went to buy monitor last week and every consultant was shilling Windows 10. I especially liked: 'While Windows 8 was raw, 10 is polished and runs perfectly', '7 is in the past, they don't even support it any more'.


>>52614572
>He literally murders the opposition.

Who, for example?
If you mean Nemtsov last year then you should know that Putin had no fucking motive to kill him because Nemtsov had no chance of ever rivaling Pu. Most of our opposition can't even be called an opposition because they are unable to organize a proper party that could actually rival existing ones. Our goverment is shit but our ''opposition'' is the same shit just not as organized. There is no need to kill them.