PC parts or the Girl?
You get the parts in the pic
You get to have a one night stand with the girl in the pic. She will act like she is into it too.
Parts so I can build a DIY electric chair and kill myself because the thought of living in a world where getting to choose between a 5/10 and old-ass parts is the best thing to happen to me is just too much
The PC. A fuck which is only a one night stand is not worth it. A more good looking hooker would be cheaper than the PC parts cost, and I'm sure that she'd be also better in bed than this redhead. Also, I'm not sure what's this redhead craziness is about, she looks pretty average to me.
So I'd pick the PC parts.
Those PC parts are shit, I have better ones in my rig. So I take the one-night stand.
However, I could just get all the parts, sell them off on ebay and buy something actually nice with the money (amp + desk speakers, for example). But too be honest I don't really need new tech stuff anymore.
Fucking Terrible components, if it was a 980ti or something I'd pick that.
I'll take the girl, she's definitely my type, would take drugs so I can fuck her face for 14 hours then pass out, maybe die.
The PC parts aren't even that good, I could buy better and still have most of my salary left
The girl isn't that hot, so if I can't tell whether she's into it or acting into it, I'm not going to bother
>being elitist for having what millions already have
If a computer and pussy is all it takes for you to have a superiority complex over a bunch of autists you don't have the high ground here.
The girl. Secretly film the one night stand and sell it back to her (while keeping a copy for yourself of course). I'm assuming anything goes in the 1NS right? You could have a lot of fun showing your friends the abuse you put this cum dumpster through.
The girl, because if I had all night with her I might be able to convince her to help me steal the parts and sell them off, take the cash, and go on a minor computer parts related crime spree across three states. In the end she'd leave me in a motel in the middle of nowhere, running off with our fence and the literally ones of thousands of dollars of our earnings. Years later she'd accidentally click on a Newegg link, and think of me with a sigh.
PC of course, at least it doesn't bleed every month and smells like fish all the time.
Nobody said about sticking your penis inside her vagina, because that would be pretty gross and dangerous, all I'm saying is that you can enslave her and sell her to African warlords for $500 + shipping costs.
> $20 whore that has 4 limbs.. Doubts.
Glancing at her reminds me a lot of Victoria Justice
Girl if she's tested.
I mean, she's not much, but the parts are shit
(Hoping op is the girl, reads all the comments subtly dissing her, then goes and cries in a corner. That's what I really want.)
>Not having your own cunt to abuse and fuck and leave in the corner to cry while you slap her around and cum in her hair.
>take the PC
>use the money to get a prostitute every night for a week.
I'll take the PC, the girl sucks.
At least I can sell the shitty PC for cash.
1 night ? Maybe if it was 1 month.
Haven't had sex in forever, still I'd take the parts then sell them.
How about this one?
Keep in mind, this is a bitfenix case. And will last longer than 1 night.
I'd take the girl.
It's a shit computer and it's really hard to find a cute girl whois gay
>Buying thermal paste when thermal paste is already applied to the stock cooler
>mini itx case but non modular PSU
>APU plus dedicated graphics card
I'm an AMDfag but she would be better with a mini ITX Intel build.
pc parts - i can make my own girl if those documentaries in the 80s and 90s are to be believed.
All these individuals are 100% certified homosexual.
> i can make my own girl if those documentaries in the 80s and 90s are to be believed.
This has been done since the dawn of time, but I believe fucking it is called incest and is looked down upon/illegal in most societies unless you're in like Pakistan or something.
I've already had sex with a solid 9/10. I'll take the poverty PC build.
>hey everyone! LOOK AT ME! I have a girlfriend!
The sad thing is that you don't know how truly pathetic you sound. To you, everything seems normal.
question- can we have her act like she isn't into it but she has to anyway?
also who on /g/ doesn't have a PC better than this already?
There is really only one answer to this question.
why would you beat your woman? that's like keying your own car...
Already have a gf and a PC that shits on the parts in the OP pic, so I'll have the parts, build a computer out of it and either give it to gf so I can play vidya with her or sell the computer and have money.
>Poorfag grade PC
>One night stand
There are over 2 billion women in this world and most of them require spending some money on a dinner or drink at least in order to fuck.
Free computer components however are not a common thing, and they are free.
Choosing sticking your dick in a girl rather than 600 euros, were not homosexual.
You're just too eager to get your loss of virginity that has been postponed for several years.
Sex is good but not 600 good.
I'd sell the parts and use the money for a nice meal with my gf and save the rest.
Girl looks ugly, I can get some basic bitches like this just snapping my fingers nigga, the pc parts are the best.
Since my laptop is much more powerful than that piece of shit, I would definitely take the grill and fuck her for hours and hours, should cum twice on her boobs or inside her?
>a fucking apu with a gayming card
>even the ram is from amd
It's not really that hard to get a one night stand with a hot chick. Even I have done that... just ask enough of them straight out like a spam email and someone will bite. Even a fat ugly guy like me have had tons of hotties.
I'd still pick her then.
I thought a one night stand would mean fuck multiple times in one night though...
Also, is she just pretend to like me or does she actually like me, because it'd feel weird if she was just pretending.
>Girl who thought it was a good idea to pose during a housefire
>pick pc parts
>sell said parts
>buy a daki of mai waifu
well i already have a decent HTPC so I wouldn't have much use for thr parts...but I could flip them for about $400. So what it comes down to is do I want to spend $400 for an evening with a moderately attractive escort.
I've already done that though, it's only fun if you've gotten to know her some already and get along. I'd never do it with a girl I never met. Then you have to listen to her bitch about the weird shit impotent old men like as you lay next to her awkwardly in bed and eventually decide to order in a large thin crust pizza with onions and sausage with a side of what remains of your tattered dignity.
in conclusion, i'd take the rig
parts please, but just so i don't see her face again, holy shit
The year after I lost alot of weight i saw a bunch of escorts. I had plenty of disposable income and was lonely with shit confidence. It's a mixed bag. Some of them, a few, are cool. Most are completely mechanial and you can tell they'll forget your face 5 minutes after you left. All escorts places have the same smell though, cigarettes and strong perfume.
anyways I found one and we saw each other for like half a year, she was half black and had been raised in a foster home. Really smart and had a good personality, couldn't figure out why she did it. I feel bad for why I stopped seeing her. She started to expect me to come over every weekend and she never asked for cash anymore. I just didn't quite know what that made us.
Anyways, didn't mean to make a blogpost but you seemed interested. stick to 2D waifus.
After someone heavy cross-analysis, I've come to the conclusion that "she" is a "he".
So if you picked the girl, you might as well get penetrated by 10 black men. Because you're gay.
huge tits are the fucking meaning of life
I'll take the girl. I already have a solid PC but it's not easy to get a prostitute to be affectionate during the act. The girl will let me kiss her, right? Will she stay the night and cuddle after?
Will she fuck my ass with a strap-on if I ask her too, and pull my hair and call me a faggot, then fuck my girlfriend better than I ever could, then turn into a futa and turn me into a cock-hungry slut forever?
Girl because I can finally ejaculate inside a woman, and see her naked, and touch her naked body, and feel her boobs, and kiss her on the lips, then tongue kiss, then kiss her on the boobs
Do you morons live in a country where prostitution is illegal or something? You could sell those parts for a few "one night stands" with girls hotter than that.
Fucking idiotic retards. The only answer the PC parts