Oops

so take it off

>>52567882
Soak in alcohol overnight then use a razor is what id do if i cared about the cpu, if you dont care about it just take a sharp blade to it.

>>52567882
Grab sides and slowly twist

>>52567882
Twist it.

>>52567882
Cum on it with timestamp

>>52567882
Lock pins into socket and twist

or

Use urine to dissolve thermal paste

(next time use stupid question thread)

If you're careful, you can use a knife to pry off the CPU, you can't damage the CPU itself (Unless you're like really recklessl.) as it's the heat spreader that is made of metal, is stuck to the cooler.

Dipshit. Just prize it off. You can only damage the heat spreader and even that's unlikely. Just don't bend any pins.

>>52567918
This

>>52567882
>AMD
You asked for it with your inferior socket design.

>>52568035
>implying intel CPUs don't get stuck to coolers too

>>52568048
They dont

>>52568048
You've definitely never seen an Intel socket. They are better in every way. Even fan mounting.

>>52568256
You'd have to be a complete retard to think this has anything to do with socket design whatsoever.

>>52567926
Thanks bud

>>52568048
>I have no idea what an Intel socket looks like

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>>52568256
NEW Intel flexible computing

>>52568213
>>52568256
>>52568326
Funny, I remember my Pentium 4 getting stuck to multiple coolers.

>>52568361
Your processor is a whore

>>52568350

I have a 6700K and that shit did not happen, I've checked twice already, just because /g/ paranoia.

>>52568395
She was. And a shit performer.

>>52567882
heat up the thermal paste

>>52568400
It depends on the cooler. Cheap coolers can bend it.

>>52568420
What the fuck are you on about?

>>52568361
>>52568361
>Pentium 4
It's 2^1*10^3+4^2 please update your references for future arguments.

>>52568441
>implying I have it now
I was talking about the past, you dense fuck.

>>52567882

Next time, use 90% less thermal paste. Holy crap that is way too much.

>>52567882
>AMD
You asked for this

>>52568420
>>52568441

I saw that.

>>52568456
This. Fucking hell.

>>52568350
>use unauthorized 3rd party components
>wonder why it destroys 14nm process CPUs
Eat shit ricershits. Next time don't spend $20 on a 10 ton cpu cooler and invest in a waterblock.

>>52568501
>unauthorized 3rd party components
You mean literally every cooler that isn't the stock intel?

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>>52567882
how the fuck did you manage to do this?

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>>52567882
How much fucking thermal paste did you put on that thing? An entire tube? It looks like someone was making a PB&J

>>52568565
Yeah, that.
>Stock coolers are shit meme
>we need to overclock with 10 lbs coolers!

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>>52568469
As you can plainly see, it has absolutely EVERYTHING to do with pins, and absolutely nothing to do with the heatsink being stuck to the CPU due to 200% use of thermal paste.

>>52568740
Pretty much

>>52568501
>use unauthorized 3rd party socket
>wonder why it destroys 15nm process CPUs
Eat shit kike. Next time don't spend $200 on a vaporware socket and invest in a reliable socket

>>52567882
Use a hair dryer to heat it up.

>>52568721
Eh, I don't really think that's the issue at hand in this case scenario. I got a Thermaltake NiC5 and I've never had this fucking problem, and I literally never exceed 48C even when playing Fallout 4 or Metro Last Light or whatever. The fans were noisy as FUCK so i swapped them out and it still works like a charm. So it works really good, and the amount of cooling you get from premade liquid cooling kits isn't that much better than a good air cooling heatsink. Now if you go any make your own liquid cooling set with all the parts and what not, then its definitely comparable. But its definitely a hassle.

>>52568810
>reliable socket
>bent pins
>toss CPU
That's much better m8.
Also stop spending money on ricerkits.
>cheap out on coolers
>destroy hardware
Karmic pottery.

>>52568833
The issue at hand here is that when you use 3rd party cooling it's a crapshoot. If it breaks your CPU there's no use crying to Intel about it after the fact that your SUPER KAWAII MEGA COOLING SOLUTION ENDORSED BY EXTREMESUPEROVERCLOCKERS.COM breaks your processor.
That and a lot of shitty cheap coolers have also been known to bend/warp motherboards. Why would anyone with half a brain ever think it was a good idea to put it on your processor?

>>52568501
This. Stop being a poorfag and liquid cool your shit.

>>52568921
So you think the faceplate of the heatsink was just utter garbage? Or too much thermal paste, or both?

>>52569037
If OP had half a brain he'd just use a credit card or something and pry that shit off. This is why /g/ should never endorse 3rd party cooling. Retards with half a brain think their clever then proceed to fuck up their entire system.
>stock cooling solution comes with thermal paste applied correctly and evenly
>LOL BUT /G/ SAID I NEED THIS 3RD PARTY COOLER SO I CAN OVERCLOCK!
And there goes another /v/ fagets $200

>>52569136
>correctly and evenly
>implying
that dry shit would introduce air bubbles for sure.

If the fag assembling the computer understands how viscous fluids spread when crushed, he ought to be able to make a perfect spread for his particular use case.

>>52569408
Well when you're retarded like OP. I think air bubbles are the least of your concern.

>>52567882
heat up with hair dryer

>>52568501
>wonder why it destroys 14nm process CPUs
Are you trolling? How retarded can you get? 14 nm is the die size, the bent part is just the CPU package. Intel could of went with a thicker one and still had skylake be at 14 nm, but they are cheap jews so they went with the cheaper, thinner material to make more profits.

>>52569525
>they need to save on the $0.50 in materials on a $100+ product
Nope, they had to make it thinner due to engineering reasons.

>>52569525
That, and they don't even add a stock cooler to the K SKUs anymore, encouraging poorfags to buy shitty metal bricks for cooling.

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HAVE FUN OP

Microwave it

Heatsink grease is sticky. Just pull it off.

>>52569579
>they had to make it thinner due to engineering reasons
Can you provide a source for that claim? Or are you trolling. There seems to me to be no logical explanation for it. Also, $0.50 per unit is a lot for hundreds of thousands of units.

just twist retard

>>52569592
That just means you'll have to by a new Intel CPU when the heatsink fucks your old one up goyim, not our fault you used an aftermarket cooler :^)

>>52567882
Use a magnet to safely remove your cpu.

>>52567882
Take your cpu and throw it in the trash and then go out and buy an Intel cpu. that will fix your problems

>>52573171
You are the best kind of goy.

>>52568035
>>52568469
How do you know it's AMD?

>>52573263
the pins
...

>>52567882
use a knife to separate the thermal paste

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>>52567882

>>52568612
That happens because AMD uses too much paste on those CPU coolers, I've had this happen on all the AMD computers I work on at work.

I usually just get a screw driver and push from the corner, usually puts a nice big scratch across the heatsink but it doesn't ruin the CPU.

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>>52568810
A E S T H I C

>>52568456
99% or it will still be too much

>>52569136
they're*

>>52567939
this desu

>>52568213
>>52568256
>>52568326

>Intel retard-proof's their sockets because they know users are retarded and will use 300% thermal paste
>AMD assumes users are at least smart enough to consult a guide or ask someone, and focus on giving more profile to the thermal shroud for better cooling.

Why should my CPU taper at the edges if I never see it under the Heatsink. Its a processor, not a fucking iPhone. Next they'll release Gunmetal Grey and Gold editions of their heatshrouds and you'll criticise AMD for that too.

You've never seen a CPU stuck to a heatsink, because you aren't retarded. Good job.

>>52568400
>>52568833
>>52574233
SICK DUBS ANONS, WHERE'D YOU GET 'EM?

>>52569007
>not submerging that shit in minerial oil.

Its like you asking for it

twist harder nigga

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time to hack a computer, u fell me

>>52567882
Put in freezer for a few hours

use a hammer