Names

i make up plausible star wars droid names

>>52538882
i usually do initials and first three letters of os name

Random places mostly in Funland and Bestonia, also started using Japanese towns/villages for chink shitboxes because I'm running out of ebin :DDddDDdDDDDD hostnames

I AM UNIMAGINATIVE FUCK
MY HOSTNAMES ARE
HP PAVILION
AND
MACBOOK AIR

My username is always my first name.

My hostnames are usually named after robots. Right now, my desktop is called Unit00 and my laptop is called 00Unit.
My blade servers are named after mythical or fictional swords.

My laptop is called JohnsMacbook. My name isn't John and it isn't a Macbook.

>>52538882
Generally philosophers or gods/goddesses; eg, "derrida", "ariadne", "goethe".

Mine is called Shinji

Personal: various organizations/things from GitS
Work: norse gods

>>52538988
>My blade servers are named after mythical or fictional swords.
Too on the nose, desu senpai.

When I got my first computer at 13 or so I named it Steve. I'm currently on SteveVIII. I won't ever drop this tradition

Mine is Kamina

[email protected]

Why do people even bother with these threads? Everyone posts their names, but there's never any discussion. Everyone wants to show off how clever their names are, but there isn't actually anything to say.

Nice try NSA data harvester

>>52539110
I named my first laptop HandOfGod137. I'm on HandOfGod141 now.

Jeff's Macbook Pro. Jeff is my wife's boyfriend. he got another new macbook pro and let me have this one. For FREE!

Username: firstname
Hostname: something from this list:
https://web.archive.org/web/20091003023412/http://tothink.com/mnemonic/wordlist.txt

>>52539193
Pretty good deal. I'd let myself get cucked if I got hardware out of the deal.

If I had a wife, that is.

T430 = TheBlackPearl
Higher end desktop I found next to dumpster = Asgard (all I could think of open to suggestions)
SSID = Ansible

>>52538882
named after giant anime robots

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>>52538882
>laptop
Manufacturer+Model#

>desktop
MotherboardManufacturer+Model#

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All my machines are named for mecha from the Virtual-On series.

2hu locations; hakurei, moriya, sdm, etc.

Username: My first name

Device Name: Superhero Name that fits the colourscheme of the device

eg anon@darkknight

>>52538882
My first name
All of mine just say ROB-PC

>>52539193
kek

Mine are named after 2hus

My workstation is called Amelie. My laptop is just firstname's thinkpad.

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>tfw none of your computers are named after 2hus

@passocon

>>52538882
I name them according to what they will be mostly used for. My development server is named alpha, my dad's laptop is pen (he's a writer), my Chromecast is chiller, etc.

>>52538882
at home i use racist terms for black people
at work we use noble gasses, but there aren't enough of those so we just use any element now.

>>52539017
I gave my Chinese gf the name Ariadne.

>>52538882
@MargaretTatcher

username & password: MargaretTatcherIs110%Sexy

>>52538882
>>inb4 nsa data collecting
actually its NSABAIT

>>52541446
OPS ITS
NSA BAIT

Shamelessly stolen from another anon in another thread a while back

SSD: time
HDD: space
PC Name: continuum
netbook: blink

wifi: aether

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locally:

magi (network) machines (casper, melchior, balthazar)... rpi box is "penpen"

servers:

animaniacs (network), machines (yakko, wakko, dot, pinky, brain)

just whatever random shit I could think of that would be easy groupings to remember and sort of have a theme

i stopped naming mine, or if i do it's rather impersonal. technology is just glossy trash to be used up and replaced like a whore it is, anon.

there is no glory in being attached to whores.

All metal gear names

outerhaven:~ David$
david@foxhound:~$

My servers are TJ, JD, TR, GW, AL, Rex, and Ray.

Doing Doritos flavors at the moment.

Locostacos, Fieryfusion, Nachocheesier

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After radiotelescopes.

My server is VLA
My desktop is Arecibo
my laptop is ALMA
My rbpi is VSA

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>>52540183
>>52539843
I had a bunch of VMs named after them. Then I nuked all but my domain controller named Reimu. Probably gonna rebuild them someday when I expand again.

me@me-laptop
me@me-phone
etc...

generic as possible...

Owner@Owner-PC

Admin@Admin-PC

Going through the periodic table

username is always my first name. Hosts are named after the Luminoth.
Main WS: U-Mos
Laptop: J-Fme
Phone: A-Kul
So on and so forth

I usually name them something like Apple's iSomethings.
My Walkman is Sony iPod, my laptop is Lenovo iBook, my ereader (only books) Icarus iReader, my tablet (manga reader) Asus iPad, my phone Wiko iPhone 4G (used to be iPhone 3G before I got a 4G LTE phone), and my HTPC streambox Bitfenix iMedia.
My desktop and home server I called NZXT iComp and Dell iCentral respectively, because I couldn't think of anything better.

None are Apple products. I names my PC and HTPC after their case manufacturer. My homeserver used to be a Dell office PC, has a Haswell i7 and 32Gb RAM. I got it to stresstest office software 24/7 for a week and then they gave it to me as they later realised it couldn't be used for office purposes any more by company protocol. Some bullshit about it being damgerous to introduce foreign items into the network.

come@meBro

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>>52538882
I'm a simple man.

>>52538882
Username: First name
Hostname: firstname-devicename

>>52545027
muh muhnimuhlusm

>>52545027
There's nothing simple about a prolapsed anus, anonkun.

firstname@distro

how do I become less boring

>>52546682
Add the date of compilation?

Pc based off processor
>ROXi3
>ALEXi5
>FAGGi7

Internal Drive based on contents/size
>Data232
>Backup2647
>Program222

>>52546936
simply ebin
thank you anon