Recommend me some trojans and junkware guys.
Using Windows XP.
Get that tarantula on screen care program, all those other ones sucked, the tarantula was the most badass.
Get a cursor icon pack with animations.
Get a few search/tool bars from google and you're set.
Always click yes/agree to the additional stuff in the installers too.
Hardmode: Download some p2p shareware program and find some sex.avi.exe files to download and run.
Have fun OP
Portaloo.. its clean and its fresh and its got a door. Portaloo, no crouching in public anymore. See how I skip all the queues now I feel like the King Of the Loos. Portaloo, I sit on my throne all the day, till someone tips it over and runs away
There are websites with malware, but you have to spend quite some time to find them through google.
As for bonzi buddy, you'd need some obscure program to make him talk. I never bothered installing it.