post dank /g/ memes

>dank memes
>>>/9gag/

>Install gentoo

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>>52503776
Is it even worth having a home server?

>>52503791
wreckt

>>52503796
if you need to ask you probably don't need one

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>>52503776
This is how it really goes

>>52503937
So if you have more money you buy shittier products? wut

>>52503960
>Are you smart?
>>Yes
(Mac)

>>No
(Linux)

>>(And suck dick?)
(Windows)

There's the (You) you wanted you microshekel shill

>>52503937
> Do you money?
> Yes
> Are you stupid?
>Yes
> Do you like having money?
> No
Mac
> Yes
Windows (costs less than Mac)
> No
> Do you like having money?
> No
Mac
> Yes
Linux
> I am not stupid
Linux
> I do not have money
> Are you stupid?
> Yes
Windows
> No
Linux

>>52503895
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

>>52503895
Jeez.

That's... something else.

As long as they're happy, I guess.

>>52505056
Just zozzle.

>>52503937
> le sex meme

I can get sex whenever I want, fucko. I've got my Linux system up and running just the way I like it, so I can serenade ladies with some smooth jazz played with my surround sound using MPD. I can learn to program and actually operate a computer, making me a valuable asset to society, one that will only become more valuable, opening me up to a variety of high-paying job opportunities, drawing ladies not only to my competence and security, but to my wealth.I can block adware, spyware, and other malware from my system with ease, so I never need to concern myself with troubleshooting an issue caused by some random sketchy executable, seeing as I can install whatever I need from the package managers. Since I like ad-free, I can make sensible life choices and not waste time on silly materialistic exploits, increasing my confidence, making me use my time better, and all around making me a better human being. You can sit there playing your gaymes on Windows as long as you want, if we stood side by side, a girl would choose me over your overweight, mountain dew-chugging, socially inept, brainwashed gaymer ass.

Face it, buddy - Linux is better than Windows in every way, except the ways that don't matter to anyone with even a fraction of a brain.

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>>52503895

>>52503937
tfw lots of money but no sex

>>52505182
Having no sex is preferable
over desperation sex

>>52503895
This fake, its from a porn shoot you fucking dickheads.

>>52505170
Someone tell me this isn't pasta. If it's not, make it one.

>>52504760
>apple
>smart
Subtle kek

>>52504760
google "charge iphone in microwave"

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>>52505229

>>52505330
Apple computers require less computer operating ability to use.
This is why they are popular.
Scientists often use them because they can't be bothered to learn computers and the massive, massive ream of information and skills that their extremely specific field requires.

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>>52505347

>>52505358
Yes, and?
None of this contradicts what I said.
Did I say "Smart people don't use apple computers because they require less computer operating ability to use"
No I did not.

Macs are easier to use for everyone, but there's a point where they're the only thing you can use because you're just that stupid, and that's the level you're at.

>>52505170
Java says hi.

>>52505330
>>52505358
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_authority

Also, did you know what <insert celebrity/well-known scientist here> is gay? You should take a dick in the ass too, only poor and dumb people are straight!

>>52505358
People learn how to use unix quite poorly in college just to pass their shitty course. So when they can use unix and without having to actually do all that linux shit again, it´s like a new land for them.

Said that, when (read as if) a CS major gets rich he just buys 3 shitty laptops + macbook-pro + a mac-pro for his office + 121321312 thousand dollar PC for running doom and scatter simultaions in two screens.

>>52503895
If only this was real.

>>52504760
Sheeple just buy macs because they see other people using them. Look at what the people in the hardware/software industry use. Windows for media production, programming. Linux for servers. Mac to look like a twat while not getting anything done.

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>>52505330
And yet faggots will jump on this as proof of mac users being stupid. Like the image of a burnt Apple cable meaning they're all firetraps.

>>52505170

Fukken saved

>>52505516
Do people actually have to maintain their arch systems? I haven't had to do anything other than install arch and set up a few packages. It took about two days because I had never installed arch before. But I could do it pretty quick now.

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Remember this?

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>>52503937
That was a fun thread.

>>52505612
no

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>>52506033
Yes

>>52505656
Did this actually work or did it fuck up something?

Never owned an xbox.

>>52506133
Fuck I'm dumb
>freezone.reboot
>reboot

>>52505170
>fucko

kek
e
k

>>52506133
It creates an endless cycle of reboots I think

>>52505512
>Windows for programming
On nix-enviroments it's way easier to pull the needed requirements, Windows is really starting to piss me off.
Have you ever tried using node-gyp on Windows?

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>>52506264

>>52505205
you don't fucking say

>>52505714
10/10

>>52505212
>migrosert wendys
lost it

>SSD meme
>QBittorrent stalled meme
>INTEL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>AMD ON SUICIDE WATCH
>NVIDIA ON SUICIDE WATCH

Dank /g/ memes in a nuttshell

>>52505330
>Richard Dawkins
>evolutionary biologist and ethnologist

Neither of those are tech-related. Apple's pretty good at convincing tech illiterates that shiny computers are better. Your post proves nothing.

>>52507624
First two arent memes, they are for real.

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>>52507685
Such dankness

>>52507685
>ssds are a meme meme

>>52507693
>>52507755
But for real dog, they are literally a meme

>>52503960
If they bought a Windows, they'd get all the money stolen by a keylogger

>>52507777
Checked, they are a meme as a way of conventional storage. They certainly aren't a meme as OS/program drives though.

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>>52507777
>SSDs
>memes
Quads do not confirm. If you're worried about read/write limits, use a ramdisk.

>>52505212
Post more retarded graphs, i lost all of mine

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>tfw slide to unclock is dead now

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>>52503776

>>52505399
>breaking X
absolute b8
>>52505494
>>52505516
pleb detected.

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>>52505516
>arch can be used in any purpose in the same way a toothpick can be used to dig a hole

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>>52503776
>>52508266
About a month ago, I spent about an hour just making these weird edits and posting them. It's cool to see that I started a semi-meme. Here's the best of my originals, imo.

>>52508460
Banana/10

>>52508460
4/5
had a chuckle but it's still shitposting just like the pictures you reply to.

>>52507685
>>52507885
>HURR SSDS ARE NO MEME, YOU ARE JUST POOR
ok so
>read/write cylces
holy shit you fucking cuck, you can't use an SSD like a HDD for everything at once every day, you run out of cycles and that shit dies after 1-2 years or so
>can't leave the SSD without electricity for a few months
>data gets lost or bits flip and corrupts data
holy shit absolute meme tier
>BUT MUH 1 SECOND PROGRAM LOADING TIME XDDDDDDDDDDD
consider jumping off a high building

you all got memed so hard, you should seek help

>>52504944
accurate

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>>52508636

>>52508650
Can Gimp do that?
I didn't think so
Gimp BTFO shit program

>>52505088
>>52505056
>being this new

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>>52508650
Does anyone have the /sci/ engineering memes?
>>52508614
Yo ssd's are cheap enough to be worth saving a minute or so of waiting everyday, you sound like a high schooler that doesn't have a job and can't pay for anything his mom doesn't give him.

>>52508614
there is no need to be upset

>>52508704
>>52508701
>Yo ssd's are cheap enough to be worth saving a minute or so of waiting everyday, you sound like a high schooler that doesn't have a job and can't pay for anything his mom doesn't give him.
epic poor meme
pretty obvious

do you even remotely believe that this is true?

is it impossible for you guys to believe that even when people have the money, they don't just jump on any bandwagon they see?
poor mindset you have there, guys

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>>52507755
>falling for the ssds are a meme is a meme meme

>>52508752
SSD, it's good.
Nuff said.

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Virgins by college major

>>52509069
doesn't sound right, where is this?

>>52507685
you are literally a faggot

>>52509138

Seymor Gaylord's school for art and other faggotry.

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>>52509138
gochu f a m
it's a womens college

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>>52509069
And from MIT

>>52505330
>Richard Dawkins
Reddit: The Scientist

>>52505331
this one is legit

>>52503796
A home server becomes viable once you have at least two high speed computers at home that need to access the same data at the same time. Phones, tablets and slow speed shit don't count.

>>52508037
I only have that one, anon. Sorry

>>52508371
>buttmad archfag detected

>>52503895
Maybe /pol/ wasn't wrong about everything

>>52508614
>1-2 year lifespan
>tfw 4 year old ssd in c2d still going strong with no problems
B8/10

>>52508912
Well meme'd

>>52510458
c2d? what does this have to do with anything?
did you even read what I wrote?

>>52510998
>>shit dies after 1-2 years
>4 year old ssd still going strong

The fact that I mentioned that my 4 year old ssd is in a c2d doesn't change anything. I have a fully funcional 4 year old ssd despite your claims of ssds dying in 1-2 years. Can you comprehend what you read or is there something else I need to spoonfeed you?

>>52511403
C2d pc*

Are you gay?
>yes
OSX
>no
Are you a cuck?
>yes
Windows 10
>no
Are you underage?
>yes
Arch Linux
>no
Ubuntu/Fedora/OpenSUSE

>>52503791
kek

>>52507683

He was replying to the guy who said >apple >smart

Being tech illiterate doesn't mean you're not smart, that's what his post shows

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>>52503776
these?

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Do you poo in loo?

>yes
OSX, Linux

>no
Windows

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another

>>52513263
what you are referring to as OSX is in fact Mac OS, or as I've recently taken into calling it, *BSD + NeXTSTEP.

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>>52513232
>gnu compiler

>>52511403
you could read again what exactly I said why SSDs die so fast
you are a shit troll, go home

>>52504944
Indent that shit next time.

>>52503937
This logically implies Mac users don't get any.

>>52505170

I've seen this twice today.

>>52505516

>no package signing

HOLY SHIT

>>52513526
>trusting someone's autistic ramblings
Arch has had signed packages since like 2012.

>>52505612
No, people just think arch is any different to other distros

>>52513307
kek
e
k

>>52513448
real talk

>>52507683
Dawkins isn't tech-illiterate tho

Okay here I go
>ricing

>>52513710
>ricing
don't do that
that word makes me drop my spaghetti all over my pants

>>52503960
The secret saws to capitalism, separate the stupid people from their money, for development, sell "current gen good" to the smart ones... think gamer branded stuff.

>>52508614
>holy shit you fucking cuck, you can't use an SSD like a HDD for everything at once every day, you run out of cycles and that shit dies after 1-2 years or so
holy shit you're a master at shitposting

>>52508614
autists like you make me question why i even visit /g/ anymore.

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>>52503776
>windows
>something happened
>oh my, i guess i should locate the problem and find a solution
>let's see debug info

>Something happened.

>>52513232
Going clockwise I ended up at watercooled last, had a chuckle.