ill be home in 1 hour and will unpack
keep thread alive
OP is a faggot who doesn't know how to unbox.
You can take those memes and shove them up your ass.
So? Aparently the anons around here like gross hairy things.
Why do beta faggots like cats? And not just here, but every fucking code monkey as well.
>inb4 rechargeable batteries for your nigger dildo + cum flavored lub
That's such a mean thing to say.
Oh, it's a very big piece of meat.
If, by meat, you mean silicone.
Here's a thinkpad just in case anyone was worried we were getting off topic.
I still struggle to cum from prostate stimulation alone. It's a lot of work to get there. It's really reeeeeaeaaaallly good when you do it though; so good that it leaves you writhing in pleasure for 10-20 minutes after the fact.
Ooh, is there a crossdresser in there who's also a motorsports nerd? I must find, and fuck this guy. But no, I'm just a manly dragon dildo-owning faggot.
Nope, but my XL werewolf does have a cumtube.
Yeah, that sticker on the Thinkpad is the Nurburgring. It's a famous racetrack in Germany; also known as the Green Hell.
It's one thing to like big dicks, it's another to try and ram a beer up your ass sideways.
It mostly just takes practice. Until you start running into your hips, then you just need lucky genes.
I feel like I've gotten used to the small flint - it's still a challenge, but I want something bigger. I'm thinking a large Roland, but sheeet man, it's like a foot of dick. That knot at the end tho...
Why tho?Are keyboards warm?