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/g/ Humor Thread
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>>52496655
>hire some women to make HR happy
>worse GPA and less personal projects than males who have applied
>give them interview because of AA
>to let them warm up, I give them something easy to program (fizzbuzz)
>"Is it okay if I use Visual Studios, I brought it on my puppy-dog usb drive"
>wew lad, IDE for fizzbuzz
>why not
>spends next few minutes just clicking
>tell her time is up
>she starts crying and menstruating at the same time
>she was trying to open VS by clicking vs_install.exe
>still have to hire her
>must pay her 58% higher than any male
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>>52496834
Did he ever get a actual answer, I want to know if it is worth buying an optical drive just for this?
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>>52496889

$Diskmaster = New-Object -ComObject IMAPI2.MsftDiscMaster2
$DiskRecorder = New-Object -ComObject IMAPI2.MsftDiscRecorder2
$DiskRecorder.InitializeDiscRecorder($DiskMaster)
$DiskRecorder.EjectMedia()
$DiskRecorder.CloseTray()
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>>52496925
What language is this? C? Micro? Idfk my language
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>>52496828
We're still waiting for you to "Destroy" Windows, lol
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>>52496828
>Linux
>Not backdoored
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>>52496925
>>52496964
Powershell
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>>52497009
>Author mail
>Backdoor
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>>52497059
>Microsoft Engineers putting there filthy hands in the kernel.
>Kernel not tainted.
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>>52497062
Too bad this meme didn't survive.
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>>52497173
( C :)
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>>52496795
this is not a rage thread
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>>52496909
>you need an i7 to write HTML
Fuck me that's just cruel
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>>52497225
Imagine the pioneers who wrote HTML on on their 486s?
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>>52497152
>Arch
>Compile
Nigger what
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>>52497297
arch is a piece of shit and needs all its garbage recompiled over and over
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>>52497323
>recompiled
what the fuck are you on about?
>>52497326
>Not posting the updated version
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>>52496795
okay this is some serious bullshit, do they at least know how bad they are and let their ass get grabbed here and then?
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>>52497424
It was satire you catamite.
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>>52497173
(C:)
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>>52497540
no
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>>52496795

Yeah right. Because it's on the internet, it's true.
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>>52497173
>>52497199
>>52497491
is it a platypus? I think it's a platypus.
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>>52496862
>tfw I want that look
>tfw willing to pay at least $500
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>>52496795
>that happened
funny though
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>>52497918
That's the joke, you retard. RMS dresses as a fucking poorfag.
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>>52497133
Let me guess, you're one of those retards who also believes Tor is backdoored because it's funded by the DoD?
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>>52496862
>these eyes
>all this pink
It makes me think about Hotline Miami for some reason.
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>>52497152
Nobody posts dragon dildos any more.
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>>52497789

This is fucking awesome.
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>>52498465
there you go anon
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>>52496862
I knew stallman was effay
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>>52499555
You were right
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>>52496795

FEWER. It's FEWER personal projects, not "less".

You fucking degenerate.
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>>52499732
Kek what is this?
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>>52497273
>486
>86
Memes
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>>52496795
>she starts crying and menstruating at the same time

kek cool story tho
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>>52499947
Probably just a RAT.
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>>52500186
>86
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>>52499865
doesn't matter pussy, everyone but you understood him
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>>52500186
INITIAL CODING
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>>52504171
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>>52504030
/g/ as a teen
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>>52498417
No. Tor is backdoored because all the exit nodes are controlled by the DoD
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>>52496795
>she starts crying and menstruating at the same time
well memed
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>>52497119
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>>52496655
kek
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>>52504030
>Chased down the nigger and fucked the living shit out of him
Every time
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>>52497119
>>52504751
Holy sweet jesus christ almighty skynet.
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>>52504030
This the same kid genius who came up with UNLIMITED COMPRESSION™?
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>>52496932
Linus and attempts to clone him?
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>>52504993
Nah unlimited compression was someone else.
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>>52497062
(C:) lets bring it back
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>>52505423
(O:)
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>>52497326
>>52497362
A while back that legend graced up with his presence.
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>>52498465
There was an unbagging of some today.
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>>52504030
This is cancer.

Programming is code when you code?

Programmer after a fucking month of studies?

Owner/manager of IT... When talking a programming class?

This kid is retarded.
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>>52504030
>Dreams of doing forensic of HDD and old technology which is not related to doing a programming course.

This kid doesn't know about cyber forensic courses found at good schools.
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>>52504993
what was that website again?
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>>52505755
KEKD

I bet RMS responds to Nigerians too
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>>52499865
Americuck
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>>52499865
>2015
>following one guys opifrom the 1700s
>wasn't standard then
>still isn't standard now
>being buttmad
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>>52496991
On everything other than desktop computing he already did. Have you seen benchmarks on Microsofts arm port compared to debian arm and android?
>>52505785
He's havin a giggle m8.
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