Museum of the Internet

See? SEE? THIS is why I shitpost in nostalgia threads. It leads to fucking ageism. Obviously on 4chan you have to be 18 but keep doing this and you'll disown everyone below your made up age ladder. It doesn't matter if you don't know old bullshit deprecated tech because it isn't used anymore.

>>>/vr/

File: 111.jpg (53KB, 400x336px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 400x336px

Eeeech... 4chan gets into theme and works soooo fast for mid-90's now...

File: 101_big.jpg (96KB, 389x159px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 389x159px

>>52496269
1) Find a dictionary
2) find a word : "joke"
3) profit
Kiddo.

#only90skidswillknow

File: 95.gif (93KB, 330x300px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 330x300px

>>52496846
#imsooldsoidontdofacebook
(#or tweetter, whatever)

File: untitled345.jpg (42KB, 598x340px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 598x340px

>>52496554

File: 2008_04_05_blunderbuss.png (51KB, 550x900px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 550x900px

WoW was hard to play on dial-up but I managed it.

File: bst1999.png (1MB, 1190x801px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1190x801px

Feels weird to post this in a "museum" thread given how much it felt like the epitome of novelty back when it came out.

File: LegendMUD_login_screenshot.png (17KB, 705x394px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 705x394px

>>52497073
We played MUDs (not Legend) back in the 90's - our school, and an university nearby (with free terminals on theirs corridors - a mecca of all geeks of my town) provided only text UNIX terminals on old PC's. If the net traffic is small You may ask for an access to Win 3.11 machine. Memories.

File: Forte_VFX1_Headgear.jpg (165KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1920x1080px

>>52497217
Oh and there was a (short-lived) commercial venture what allows customers to play Quake I on this (probably it wasn't ortodoxic legal). Remember these promises and expectations?

>>52496852
That doesn't look like any Windows I've seen.

>>52497532
Then you don't belong in this thread.

File: 217.jpg (42KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 640x480px

>>52497532
Hint: Windows isn't the only OS on the planet.

>>52496670
Ha! I actually remember sharing this one via email.

>>52496269
What a cuck

what's a usb?
I'll tell you later

>>52496108
On my phone so cant post pics but I still play Master of Orion I and II that I have copied across 7 computers I have owned.

      .
               A COOL BBS WITH AMIGA AND PC-STUFF !!!!!!!!!!!
                  .
             ________       -*-      +    ______    .
           +   /   . \          .        /    .         +
        .     /      /  +          /    /  .  ___/__
             /  .   / ___   ____  / *  /______  / ___ . ____
         *  /      / /  |  /___/ /__      +  / / /  |  /___/
         . /   +  / /___| /. \  /\    .     / / /___| /  \   *
        __/______/ /    |/    \/  \ _______/ / /    |/  . \
         .                        .
                 ***  Come in the touch with the world  ***
              1.6 Gigabyte Stuff for Amiga & IBM-PC & McIntosh
                          
                              Multi-Node-System
                            -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-   
                        <  Call: 49 - (0)821 - 994 670
              2 Nodes  < 
                        <  Call: 49 - (0)821 - 994 980
                                       for more
                                                                     .

>>52496108
>live in a third world country
>still in dial up today

>>52499497
How can you live with yourself? Do you have to disable images for browsing?

>>52496108
No because I didn't have a PC with internet connection until I turned like 16, and then only did WoW and porn with it.

>>52499499
Only 24 petabytes? That's quite a smallish internet.

File: Screenshot (6).png (321KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

321KB, 1920x1080px

I was born in 1998

Anyone remember alladvantage?

>>52499499
It would have taken 18,911 years to finish this download.

File: BOFH23.jpg (5KB, 58x75px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 58x75px

>>52496108
http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/0000/bastard01.php

File: first-hdd.jpg (487KB, 4608x3456px) Image search: [Google]

487KB, 4608x3456px

My first hard drive I think, it's been too long, i had Ubuntu on it the last time I checked.

>>52496108
>You can found on Your HD
When I started using computers they didn't come with hard disks.

>>52500217
> inb4 it's 15.04

>>52500235
I can't remember it came with windows 98 on it. I forgot why i put Ubuntu on it. Probably to try and make a media center pc, but then realized the drive would barely hold a few movies, back when I was drinking.

File: glider.gif (64KB, 514x343px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 514x343px

>>52497868
This isn't that old.

File: imodz1078377808killer.jpg (45KB, 230x230px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 230x230px

>>52500151

File: was accurate 10 years ago.jpg (10KB, 236x253px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 236x253px

>>52500131

load "*" ,8 ,1

File: crap.jpg (96KB, 1224x1632px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1224x1632px

Plenty of other crap, a bit of it older than me.

>>52500370
>mfw I had this memorized back in the day because I couldn't figure out what it meant, but it still somehow worked for every disk
In my excuse, I was like 5 years old.

>>52500370
As a guy who never owned a C64, how did you know which numbers and symbols to use when loading from a tape?

>>52500370
Thanks faggot, I had a seizure and the noise woke my parents up.

>>52500151
I still use a pentium 4

>>52497217
>played MUDs back in the 90's
senpai, I still hang around on MUDs and MUSHes now.

File: IMG_20160113_232032.jpg (154KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 1280x720px

Real men use real UNIX

File: 1449613425963.gif (9KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 500x500px

>>52500066

File: [triggered intensifies].gif (133KB, 311x366px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 311x366px

>>52500066
>>52501198

File: under construction.gif (5KB, 574x51px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 574x51px

>>52500066


Fucking Skifree

>>52496269
>ageism
almost had me there :^)

>>52499706
> disable images

No, you just need to wait.

>>52497645
Solution:

No Sex Causes bad eyes

>>52499497
>still in dial-up
do you at least have a toilet in your own house?

>>52505242
Yeah, but it's never been used

Fun fact: I had ISDN Basic Rate until 2011 and I'm in the u.s.

With current max bandwith speeds, a realistically high end connection would take a healthy 40 years to download all that shit. A reasonable estimate would be 10-12 years, if you factor in predictable estimates based on past technological progress.

Those speeds are from around the year 2000, so it would have only took a little less than 40 years.

I've taken too much adderall and stayed up too long. Ive lost my ability to recall vocabulary. I'm coming down too :(

>>52505406
I meant to reply to this
>>52499499

>>52500228
My C64 didn't come with it neither. I still own it (however I use VICE now).

File: bonus.gif (6KB, 138x196px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 138x196px

Did anyone manage to archive bonus.com (the actual games hosted on there?)

You know,
>this site

>>52505540
Oh! so that's what it was called, man I used to play the shit out of those games. Right in the nostalgia.

>>52500261
Omy, I was looking for this program for SO LONG.. only thing I rememberd as a kid was the stoplights on the right, moving visuals and brown/yellow color (probably from our bad CRT)... Thanks :D

File: 1451554846288.png (564KB, 720x810px) Image search: [Google]

564KB, 720x810px

>>52496108
Had this back in the day when you faggots were hanging in your dads ballsack.

>>52506325
Lol old fuck on 4chan.

I was born in 1997 :^)

>>52498800
You sent me back 20 years in the past ;_;

>>52506325
my grandad wasnt even born in 1956

>>52497532
fuck off then

>>52508312
>yfw your dad was born in 1945

>>52499499
I wonder how long that would take to download with a 1Mbps download speed.

File: Shipment of Fail.jpg (136KB, 450x338px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 450x338px

An old one.

File: Cowboy Bebop 2.jpg (583KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

583KB, 1600x1200px

le old cowboy bebop wallpaper kek randum

>>52496370
Oh man I loved that program.

>>52508312
My grand dad was born 1921.
Think at all he has seen. He can use a computer btw, but not a smartphone.

>>52508387
See
>>52505406

>>52501109
Sco, nice. Back when I did small business IT consulting about 15 years ago, a good portion of doctors offices ran this software called medical manager, which came with its own SCO server.

>>52497750
she old now RIP

honestly who has a hdd from the 90s connected to there computer let alone an ide connector
i do have a working bigfoot but man it's noisier then a fucking jet

>>52508611
>Think at all he has seen
He's seen his grandson become a degenerate

File: Pamela-Anderson-after-eyelids-and-lips-surgery.jpg (206KB, 861x900px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 861x900px

>>52508688

File: 12323235.jpg (33KB, 498x335px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 498x335px

Many faps were had when playing this game. You always played hard though so you could bust that well deserved nut

>>52508751
>http://www.gamedition.com/13/Pilsner_Urquel_The_Game

awww yisss

File: neopaint.png (39KB, 575x431px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 575x431px

A floppy disk could store up to about 5-10 porn pictures

>>52496108
>grab a picture of something old from google
>look guys I'm super old here's the proof

>>52508854
I do not consider my 35 as "super old". And it is not from google.

Does anyone remember a game called WinAttack? It was a 2D game with the crudest graphics (genuinely looked like it was made in mspaint) where you flew a plane and bombed stuff and shot helicopters down

I used to play it on my dad's windows 98 computer ages ago, but I can't find anything about it on the internet. There was another game called WinPlex and a couple more

>>52508854
>grab a shitpost from /b/
>look guys I'm super old here's the proof

>>52496121
Our school actually had this kind of devices in computer class.

File: mainwindow.jpg (21KB, 215x224px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 215x224px

2x1 in pic

File: 1388310087741.jpg (2KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 125x125px

>>52500370
>load
>not l(shift o)

Yes that worked

>>52508973
Never used these shorts... Few people used I presume.

>>52496370
>Not using noteworthy composer

>>52498800
I remember playing that on Windows 3.1

File: paintbrush.jpg (79KB, 639x388px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 639x388px

>>52508915
>(genuinely looked like it was made in mspaint)
You mean Paintbrush?

>>52505687
nice!

Itt: a bunch of kids born in 1999 that think they're "90s" kids because they used a Pentium 4.

>>52500217
Good thing you jizzed on it.

>>52508915
>WinAttack
You sure that's the name? I remember playing a game like you described but I also don't remember the name, and google returns nothing for WinAttack.

>>52511062
A E S T H E T I C

File: 3-Skulls-of-Toltecs.png (44KB, 640x400px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 640x400px

>>52515125

File: images(24).jpg (5KB, 240x210px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 240x210px

>>52514796
that's actually pretty good

>>52496554
[spoiler]Hillary kinda looks like modern Miley[/spoiler]

>>52512540
kek

File: Snsiwalp.png (683KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

683KB, 640x480px

my old wallpaper
(I had to convert it from bmp)

File: output_7qT2ys.gif (61KB, 555x278px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 555x278px

>>52515358

>>52515247
Shoot if there was a better resolution of that I'd probably use it

Makes me wonder, what the hell do pornstars do after retirement? I mean those women you saw on porn sites back in the 90s are now in their 40s and 50s and what do they do m8?

>>52515547
Plenty of 50+ year old cam whores

charge 5$ a minute

File: a.png (90KB, 693x525px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 693x525px

>>52508937
i'm a bit out of practice with gmask

>>52512020

Maybe it was called something else but the filename was shortened to winattack.exe or something?

>>52515547

Some become porn directors

Some become fucking millionaires and can afford to spend the rest of their lives doing nothing

>>52496580
>that look on Yasser Arafat's face

>>52496670
In all honestly though windows 2000 was rock solid.

>>52516544
it is, pic was probably some kid having issues running his 95/98 games on it

File: thisisda.jpg (2MB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1536x2048px

brb trying to find some more dank 90s memes, i still have them in there somewhere.

>>52496212
Someone post the one with the tree branch :')

File: ur gaymes are VIRUSES.png (323KB, 363x303px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 363x303px

>>52496108
my childhood nemesis

>>52496670
My boss (elec engineer) has this printed on his wall still.

>>52516827
I'm wearing those socks right now, and they look about like that...

File: 1389124735159.jpg (39KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 480x360px

My dialup era memories consist of playing Quake, Asheron's Call, countless 300in1 shareware CD, AOL trial CDs and returning games to the store after they're installed on my PC.

>Windows95
>canyon.mid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIW4F285QjA

File: Screen Shot 2016-01-19 at 11.46.28 AM.png (88KB, 1466x300px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 1466x300px

>>52496108

File: i wonder if anyone else has played this.jpg (46KB, 480x300px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 480x300px

>>52518230
>returning games to the store after they're installed on my PC.
never tried that, but i did loan a few games from a library and kept using the installed copy when upon returning

>>52518250
>not onestop.mid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC9Wr3OpaK0