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Hey Anon my phone is dead. Can I use your phone?
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Hey Anon my phone is dead. Can I use your phone?

What do?
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Tell them your phone is away.
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no credit
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I don't have credit, sorry.
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Yeah sure thing give me a minute...

Proceed to change animu wallpaper to stock. Lock down all apps. And watch them at all times while they use the phone
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> Yeah sure
Feels good to make sure to have nothing to hide on my laptop and phone.
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>>52491339
>hand over decoy burner
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>>52491423
>not having a false tooth that wirelessly sends an encrypted code that is valid for only 9.4 seconds to your phone which activates an algorithm that decodes and reobfuscates the message into a readable batch file command that deletes your chobits inflation fetish background that you continue to request in weekendwaifu threads.
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active baby mode on my phone so they only can call and nothing these,maybe youtube/google.
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>enable Guest Mode
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>Yeah sure np

I don't have stupid shit on my phone like the lowlifes you are
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>>52491339
fuck you idiot you should use phonebooth
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>>52491339
No, you deserve it for not charging your phone. You don't go on a trip without checking your gas levels first, don't do the same with a battery
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>>52493087
>"Anon why are you using guest mode instead of your profile? Are you hiding something?"
wat do
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>>52491339
i would ask what you have on your phone that would warrant stress, but this is 4chan and youre probably a disgusting pedo with cp on their phone like a complete moron.

i hope you get your ass raped in jail.
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>>52494192
I'm not using guest mode, you are because you are a guest to my phone. Stop trying to go through my shit
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>>52491339
>I'm sorry for your loss
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>>52494305
Deepkek
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>>52491339
Sorry, no.

People need to stop being scared of telling others no.
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i don't have a phone
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>>52494229
I have a few dozens of pictures of naked women from /b/, some frogs, greentexts and other autistic mildly amusing stuff, but that is enough reasons why I don't want to give my phone to other people.
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>>52494239
Pretty much. Don't be an autist and you should be fine
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>>52494305
LOL OMG

I'M CRYING SENPAI
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>>52491339
once a 9/10 qt boy asked my phone and I didn't even hesitate desu. I still have the number he called
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>tfw phone has a guest account
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>>52494229
Do nude pictures of kids count as CP?
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>open up the phone app
>"here u go"
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Caring about the shit on my phone? No, nothing on there except some shitty non-fanservice animu.

Caring about physical damage because other people are clumsy retards? Yes. I don't trust anyone with something that could be dropped and break that easily.
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>>52491990
Wut
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>>52494192
"Maybe? Its none of your business tho so fuck off"
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I bet that it was a lg g4
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>>52491339
I don't use a cell phone, you normal person.
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>>52491990
That's xtreme
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>>52499546
He said 'dead' not 'brick'
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>>52494192
Take my phone back again tell guy if he is going to be a dick he can ask someone else.
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I'd ask for what. If it's an emergency call, then sure. If it's for dicking around, then fuck off.
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>>52491339
I ask them if they need to make a phone call, then I use the pin thing Android has to just have that and they can't do anything else.

Or if they wanna look something up i just look it up for them without handing phone over
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I ask what app they need to use, then I triple tap home button to lock them in said app, give them phone, if I know them of course. If not I might but I'll make sure they know I have a gun, subtly of course.
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>>52491990

lol
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>>52494192
"I'm not using guest mode, you are. Get your guest shit done or fuck off."
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