Hey Anon my phone is dead. Can I use your phone?
>not having a false tooth that wirelessly sends an encrypted code that is valid for only 9.4 seconds to your phone which activates an algorithm that decodes and reobfuscates the message into a readable batch file command that deletes your chobits inflation fetish background that you continue to request in weekendwaifu threads.
i would ask what you have on your phone that would warrant stress, but this is 4chan and youre probably a disgusting pedo with cp on their phone like a complete moron.
i hope you get your ass raped in jail.
I have a few dozens of pictures of naked women from /b/, some frogs, greentexts and other autistic mildly amusing stuff, but that is enough reasons why I don't want to give my phone to other people.
Caring about the shit on my phone? No, nothing on there except some shitty non-fanservice animu.
Caring about physical damage because other people are clumsy retards? Yes. I don't trust anyone with something that could be dropped and break that easily.
Take my phone back again tell guy if he is going to be a dick he can ask someone else.
I ask them if they need to make a phone call, then I use the pin thing Android has to just have that and they can't do anything else.
Or if they wanna look something up i just look it up for them without handing phone over
I ask what app they need to use, then I triple tap home button to lock them in said app, give them phone, if I know them of course. If not I might but I'll make sure they know I have a gun, subtly of course.