social awkwardness + augmented reality
this game is basically my life
Jesus. How you take the most mundane, everyday interaction and find a way to make them awkward is beyond me.
>Say name, shake hand, get on with your life.
But somehow you aspie millenials have decided introductions "aren't meta enough" or something and decide to make all parties involved uncomfortable. Well fuck you. Whenever I run into one of you limpwristed manbabies I go full jockmode, squeeze hard as fuck and won't let go until your jimmies become visibly rustled.
thanks but I always make sure to shake with a firm grip even though I hate one dimensional social interactions. Also i can tell that you're trying to dominate me via handshake. You're not that fucking sly dipshit.
Jesus christ just give a firm handshake. Death grips are overrated and are a sign you're trying too hard.
That being said I'm a scrawny dude and a big security guard at work has the weakest handshake, I don't get it. Watched this guy practically knock people out before.
But yeah, the perfect firm handshake and eye contact is true alpha
That guy at work sounds legit cool
The best handshakes are when you just make a toeken effort and you both sort of touch fingers and recoil. Theres nothing alpha about thinking you need to hold someones hand tight