Bidet seats are technology. Anybody use these?
They say it's like an automatic car wash for your ass.
I just ordered this bad boy and I've never been so excited waiting for a shipment.
>Why would you need a flushing sound?
Because japanese grills are so shy they rather use a fake water sound everytime they go to toilet than risking to let someone hear her peeing sound.
It mostly remains unused tho.
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I purchased one of those $30 bidet add-on from amazon. My toilet seat shifts a little bit now, but the overall upgrade to never having swamp ass and using less TP is totally worth it.
You can achieve the same level of clean with some wet wipes.
Nothing beats the sensation of a water jet pounding your butthole though.
I bet you don't even realize how much shit you leave inbetween your crack when you only use toilet paper.
Trust me, once you've used a bidet you'll find it gross that anyone wouldn't
wouldn't this only succeed in spraying shit-water all over you?
wouldn't you still need to wipe afterwards to dry off, thus defeating the purpose of a bidet?
wouldn't the nozzle get all shitty?
My hotel had a model with a massage function, means the beam oscillates back and forth over your rectum. Can't tell you how great that felt. It makes your ass dry out though if you use it too much since it's just tap water.
Why oh why was I born in a technologically inferior society?
I bet every kid in the nipponese empire have one of these.
That's not for a bidet you fucking mongol. Bidet's are something like a small bathtub, usually to wash your feet or dunk your ass in. A bidet doesn't have a drainhole big enough to let shit through. pic related
What you got is literally just a toilet seat.
Staying on subject, when I was in Japan, they had that in every hotel. I personnally didn't like it.
>[xxx] is technology
Literally anything that needs a skill to be produced is technology, doesn't mean it fits in here.
Pretty sure it's the farts and squirts from shitting.
Here in the west women just flush the toilet constantly to cover the sound, so I presume the noise button is to save on water.
They go to the restroom in packs so they can do their makeup and gossip about bullshit.
Anyone actually taking a shit in the restroom while there's a pack inside is going to get ostracised pretty damned quick, some women even prefer to sneak into the men's room to avoid the glares.
this makes me ashamed to be American. so many of us have mocked Europeans, and why? because they have cleaner rectums than us? this is a point of mockery?
same thing with wearing shoes inside. fucking disgusting practice, absolutely disgusting. dragging in debris from the soles of your shoes that walked on the same pavement as shitskins. yet we do it anyway.
bidets fucking rule. and i hate having a smelly, stinky asshole every time i take a shit.