Profiles on /g/

Male

22
Cashier
girlfriend
germany

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Fuck off NSA bot. You'll never have me alive

>>52482673
>Gender:
Female

>Age:
23

>Profession:
Bartender. I also sell soiled panties to old pervs online.

>Relationship status:
A few fuck buddies. They buy me presents and take me out. Then I fuck them, and don't call again, until I feel like it. Always with the rubber, though.

>Hobbies:
Mixing drinks. I also play the guitar. I am currently learning how to box as well.

>Whereabouts:
LONDON. Just kidding. Somewhere in Europe.

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Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 23
Profession:
> Mechanical engineering student
Relationship status:
> Single
Hobbies:
> Photography, piano, Neko Atsume
Whereabouts:
> Canada

Male
22
Retail sales laborer or something like that
Girlfriend (pretty much married)
Painting, vaping, gambling
USA Indiana to be exact

>>52482673
>Gender:
>>Male
>Age:
>> 30
>Profession:
>> CS Student
>Relationship status:
>> Permavirgin
>Hobbies:
>> Building Robots
>Whereabouts:
>> Germany

>>52482673
>Male
>30
>Retired
>living with gf who wants a baby soon
>shit posting, programming, learning cool shit generally
>'straya

>>52483014
Aren't you too old to be in college yet?

>>52483051
There's no age limit here.

>>52483064
there's an age limit anywhere?

>>52483027
Where did you retire from?

>>52483078
Apparently there is one for birthday parties at McDonalds, but that's another sad story from my failed life.

>>52482673
>Male
>21
>Jihadist
>Taken by Allah
>Blowing up
>Sweden

Gender:
>Male

Age:
>25

Profession:
>Journalist

Relationship status:
>In a relationship, gay

Hobbies:
>Photography, urban exploration/breaking into abandoned buildings, LARPing, filing FOIA requests, climbing, etc etc.

Whereabouts:
USA, New England

Sometimes I wonder what I am doing here.

>>52482673
>male, what were you expecting anything else?
>18
>highschool dropout, am going to give highschool exam again this year, hope I pass
>never had a gf, if someone asks I'm not interested in girls but I do jack off to porno and hentai
>watching and hoarding anime, programming my Atmega uCs', making application specific programs, trying to implementing different standards by reading their wikipedia pages, making programs to automate stuff
>SE Asia

>>52483081
Various. I did contracts. Might do some more if I get bored.

Male
21
Count bottles and cans at the rubbish dump couple times a week just fucking kill me senpai why am i too lazy to use my advanced diploma in Networking or my certificate in business.
Single
Games
Australia

>>52483239
like hitman contracts?

>Gender:
Male
>Age:
18
>Profession:
NEET
>Relationship status:
Single non-virgin with no interest in a relationship anymore
>Hobbies:
Anime, 4chan, using GNU/Linux
>Whereabouts:
Minnesota, United States

>Gender
Male
>Age
25
>Profession
Geologist, former apprentice carpenter
>Relationship status
Single
>Hobbies
Climbing, jogging, restoring old furniture, my dog, statistics and stochastic models applied to sciences, shitposting
>Whereabouts
Argentina, I'm white btw :^)

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 21
Profession:
> Full stack web developer
Relationship status:
> Single and happy
Hobbies:
> Vintage Computers, programming and reading
Whereabouts:
> North East England

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Gender:
>Male
Age:
>18
Profession:
>Not there yet
Relationship Status:
>Single
Hobbies:
>Linux, FSF, etc and guitar
Whereabouts:
>California, USA

What's the point to these threads?

18/M/Cal Poly (university)
I'm a Comp Sci student.
Hobbies are computer shit and playing tennis.
Single.

>>52482673

>Female

>19

>umm I'm about to start graphic design, might become an indie game developer though [=

>some guys here and there, not ready for commitment if u know what I mean ;)

>well girly stuff, gaming with girl friends (BIG on CS:GO rofl, also some LoL), hanging out with friends and buying cool tech stuff!

>The USA but planning to leave if trump wins lololol

>>52483406
Just to get a semi-general idea of who visits this board...I find them interesting and if you don't like them fuck off

>>52483287
lol

Everybody posts
>nobody reads

>>52483479
I do, I just don't comment.

Female
27
work at my dad's insurance company kill me
single
browsing 4chan and literature
US

Male
29
Cab Driver
Married to the job
Driving cabs
Puerto Rico

>>52483437
>>52482673

>Gender:
Pan-gendered otherkin
>Age:
420
>Profession:
"HOORAH!" from 300 ;)
>Relationship status:
In a Relationship
>Hobbies:
Hiking, running, swimming, reading, dancing, jumping, sitting, driving, woodworking, roleplaying, gaming, puzzles, and Windows 10
>Whereabouts:
Windows 10

>>52483479
>implying the data collection bot needs to post

Male
25
Professional shitposter
Virgin, saving myself for divorce
Samefagging on retarded threads
Australia

Male
27
Battery Engineer at Samsung
Open Relationship with a 24 Master Student
Video Games, Facebook, Snapchat
Boston

>Sex
What is this fucking 1950s?
>Age
why do you care?
>Profession
Rather not say
>Relationship status
>wouldn't you like to know
>Hobbies
None of your interest
>Whereabouts
Nice try...not

This is some botnet-ass shit, people.

>>52483014
Go hard man, I too will be an oldfag mechatronic eng student.

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> Gender:
> >Male
> Age:
> > 21
> Profession:
> > student, dropped in adolescence, highschool now. Planning study something in TI area, after high school (programming)
> Relationship status:
> > never kissed, permavirgin, tried many times get in a relationship with someone but failed, then I stopped search for that. No friends.
> Hobbies:
> > Games, 4chan shitposting, stay with my 2 cats
> Whereabouts:
> > Belo Horizonte, Brazil

>>52483518
>female
pics or it didn't happen

>>52483518
Tits or gtfo

>>52483706
Brazil, how do u fail at getting laid there, I thought it was basically 10s everywhere with low standards and empty purses. Buy a hoe!

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Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 24
Profession:
>Technical support for a surging Security System company.
Relationship status:
> gf of 5 year s most likely engaged soon
Hobbies:
> Ultima Online, sports, some ps4
Whereabouts:
>rural chicago

Pic related, i live somewhere here

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>>52483311
>geologo
>boludo
pick two

>>52482673
>giving all your personal information to Google for data mining and the NSA for watchlist purposes

Literally retarded.

>>52482673
>Male
>21
>student who does it for free at family antique store on the weekends
>single
>collecting, mostly old tech shit, books, and random historical artifacts, browsing 4chan, armchair astronomy
>mormon shithole

>>52483806
Were also giving them yours. Training their classificators with our data will improve results on unknown users.

>>52483806
>he thinks any interested parties don't already have you profiled based on your posting habits
>and doesn't realize this site is owned by someone with a history of selling user information to advertisers

Literally retarded.

>>52483755
Some people have different personalities, in the time when I did anything to kiss someone, I ruined everything, my relationship with some persons and my image as person. I was known as someone who doesn't have respect for any woman. (a long history) was the result of trust in "friends"

That time I was with problems with my family. Everything happened at same time and I had depression because of that.

It's better wait for some things happen at right time. I don't search for relationships because of that. Because I'm unable of start one.

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>>52483913
>i had depression
>had

>>52483755
Same anon who replied seconds ago.
Really it's very easy to get laid here. But I'm virgin for 21 years, and I'm not craving for a pussy like people who isn't virgin. I prefer wait to the right time. I already waited so long.

>>52483958
I writed by myself, but what is wrong about this?
Translator gives me the same sentence.
Can you teach me senpai? If

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>>52482673
Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 28
Profession:
> Wendy's professional chef
Relationship status:
> Divorced, paying child support for my wife's daughter
Hobbies:
> shitposting on /g/ while saying how superior I am with my Thinkpad and trackball in /bst/
Whereabouts:
> Burgerland

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>>52482673
Male

26

Commercial Pest Contol

Married

Cleaning and organizing, vidya gayems, many interests, no passions.

Texas. Seems vague enough.

>>52482822
Would fuck. Probably loose and permanently Wet.

>>52484248
I'd delete this if I were you

>Gender
Male

>Age
22

>Profession
Mechanical engineering grad student

>Relationship status
Single

>Hobbies
Hiking, reading, gaming

>Whereabouts
Boulder, CO, USA

>>52482673
>Gender:
>>Male
>Age:
>> 21
>Profession:
>>navy nuke
>Relationship status:
>>single
>Hobbies:
>> Games, sex, soccer, F1, cars
>Whereabouts:
>>SC, USA

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>>52484272

Male
35
Web Dev
gf
vidya, reading, tv, sex
Philly

>>52484319
Hey, I'm just saying it might not be a good idea to let the mods know you're under 18. I'm trying to save you from a ban here.

Male
26
NEET, used to work in fast food and at a theme park
Havent touched another human in 4 years
running a rust server, shitposting, learning programming
USA

>>52484374
Mods are gods.

>>52484413
the dream of the late 80s and early 90s of some neet quote "learning programming" unquote by himself then getting a decent job somewhere out of the quote "skills" unquote he quote "taught himself" unquote is over, senpai. you need to go to university if you want to be taken seriously.

>>52484501
Really? That sucks. I don't have a degree and pull in around 93k a year.

>>52484501
school is for school children.

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 21
Profession:
> In school for Information Security / work in sales
Relationship status:
> live with gf
Hobbies:
> games weapons technology
Whereabouts:
> east coast usa

>>52484527
no, you don't.

>>52484552
and university is for adults

>>52484581
Nah I do.

>>52484581
university is school though, sempai

>>52484312
you stationed at charleston?

>>52484564
add to hobbies;
ethyl alcohol, nicotine

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>>52482673
>Gender
Male
>Age
22
>Profession
Orange Picker, Beggar, Musician
>Relationship Status
Too Italian to get a girl because Italian males like me are very socially autistic
>Hobbies
Gaming, Programming, Studying Foreign Languages, Being Black
>Whereabouts
Calabria, Italy

>>52484501
>2016
>Going to university to become a code monkey

Go learn programming yourself and participate in open source projects etc etc, or get yourself an associate's degree for a quarter of the cost of a bachelor's degree.

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>>52482673
how's the hooker situation in Sao Paulo, will I find girls like pic related?

>>52484631
>52484631
not stationed, just studying there.

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 18
Profession:
>college student
Relationship status:
> single
Hobbies:
> Music / Programming / 4chan / Drugs
Whereabouts:
> Oregon

>>52484684
always heard it's a good school man. best of luck. nukin aint easy from what i hear.

Gender
>Male
Age
>19 lololo
Profession
>Software QA analyst for IBM
Relationship status
>Single. Still getting over last gf :(
Hobbies
>Boxing, jogging, gaming, writing and reading
Whereabouts
>Montevideo, Uruguay
>>inb4 yourgay jokes

>>52484028
I think he is saying you still have depression

Male
21
Just started my job doing software development at an insurance company. I agree with >>52483518 insurance is seriously the most boring topic in the world.
Have a girlfriend of 2 months. I finally learned to stay away from girls who on any sort of depression/add/crazy medication
As for hobbies I'm making a browser based multiplayer fps. I'd post the link but there are still some minor tweaks I still need to add. In general all the basic phyics and shooting mechanics work great though
Wisconsin, fucking Cardinals

My plan is to basically get enough money at my job to pay back my debt, leave my company and join some sort of gaming development team.

>>52482673
Female
28
Currently unemployed because valid reasons. Most recently junior software dev.
Married
Games, programming, cooking, learning about history and astronomy.
Sweden

>>52484666
Hey satan what's going on?

also
>Fake tits
I only like women with real black tits. None of this fake shit

>>52482673
Gender:
>Male
Age:
>34
Profession:
>Systems Administrator
Relationship status:
>Married
Hobbies:
>Watching baseball, working
Whereabouts:
>San Jose

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>>52482673
Gender:
> Social Construct
Age:
> 20's
Profession:
> Student and Social Eng.
Relationship status:
> Single and still getting some
Hobbies:
> Sex, fighting, plant care
Whereabouts:
> My chair

>>52482673

Gender:
>Male
Age:
>22
Profession:
>Solutions Architect/Developer
Relationship Status:
>KEK, thanks for even asking
Hobbies:
>Writing, fitness, hiking, programming, music
Whereabouts:
>South Africa, going home to Germany soon

>>52482822
How can one obtain your wares?

male
29
shipping clerk
single
reading, sports gambling, kpop
detroit

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>>52484731
Are you black? Also are you into Italian guys like me? Just curious for scientific reasons

>male
>24
>professional welder
>single
>super smash bros melee, skateboarding, snowboarding, programming, anime/drawing, writing music, working with metal, ur mom lol
>oregon

>>52484744
14 year old SJW

>>52484086
Care to expand on "my wife's daughter"?

>>52484782
White and gay, sorry bud.

>>52484789
It's just the best meme out there.

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>>52484744
You strike me as a white knight sjw type

Male
27
Forensic phone and laptop analyst
Still a virgin, inb4 wizard
I play vidya, code, and browse 4chan
Fuck off

>>52482822
i will marry you :^)

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>>52484786
>>52484809
>SJW
Not even. RSD Nation 4 Life

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Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 29
Profession:
> Software Engineer
Relationship status:
> Single
Hobbies:
> Video Games
Whereabouts:
> Los Angeles, CA

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>>52484864
Hook a brotha up? Lookin to move that way

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 20
Profession:
> 3rd year CS student
Relationship status:
> Single, sleeping around but looking
Hobbies:
> Running long distance
Whereabouts:
> Dallas

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Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 21
Profession:
>Mcdonalds
Relationship status:
>tfw gf
Hobbies:
>/diy/, electronics, graphic design, music, gamesanimemangaVN
Whereabouts:
Australia

Kill me.

>>52484832
either way, kill yourself

Male
36
Unemployed
Married
sitting on my ass doing fuck all
Ohio

>>52483143
You seem cool

>>52485456
samefag

Male
24
Technical Analyst/Jr sysadmin
Married
IN, murica'

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>>52485486
No. Is it that hard to believe I think he's cool? Urbanex and foia is cool, more than arguing about hardware and desktop threads for sure

>>52482673

Gender:
> Male
Age:
> 41
Profession:
> Sysadmin/DBA for Big Pharma
Relationship status:
> Recently divorced, only finding crazy bitches to date
Hobbies:
> Shooting, vidya (just PC, shit like Fallout and Borderlands), screwing around with old PCs
Whereabouts:
> Fort Worth, Texas

19yo going to school with nothing exciting going on. I don't work but have a boyfriend who spoils me (occasionally). I'm not a girl, just a homo.

>>52483027
Where do you get the money to live. Surely centrelink wouldn't be enough.

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>>52483406
Data mining of course.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>52482673
m
24
Dentist
virgin
Video game developer,music
eastern europe

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>>52482810
>>52485652

>>52485652
this chick is fucking cute and a lawyer

>gender
male
>age
19
>jerb
mechanic
>relationship
boyfriend
>hobbies
building drift cars, (when i can afford to)
vidya, and dressing up like a cute grill.
>location
UK

>Gender
Female
>Age
31
>Prof
Computer Repair
>Relationship
Engaged
>Hobbies
Table top RPG, Hanging out with friends, vidya, fixing up old computers and laptops and giving them away
>where
Colorado

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>>52482673
>Gender:
Fuck off, tumblr.
>Age:
22
>Profession:
Software engineer at [top 5 alexa website]
>Relationship status:
Engaged.
>Hobbies:
Philosophy, drawing, and reading.
>Whereabouts:
USA

>>52482673
>Gender:
Male
>Age:
31
>Profession:
Graduate student and part time System administrator
>Relationship status:
Married
>Hobbies:
Art and family
>Whereabouts:
Oslo, Norway

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>>52484740
>real black tits
sorry I only like fake ones, naturals look like trash

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>>52482822
>They buy me presents and take me out. Then I fuck them, and don't call again

Prostitution is supposed to go under "Profession"

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>>52485687
I never said I was against it, but to flat out deny it is hilarious and quite disingenuous.

>Give me X, Y, and Z in this specific pattern

Even if the OP did not create the thread for data mining purposes, I will bet you top dollar some Autismo quickly wrote up a script to parse everyone's post for shits and giggles.

>>52485696
Indeed, would make babies with If i had the chance.

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>>52484864
The top places for comp sci jobs is Los Angeles or San Francisco for California. There's plenty of openings so you'll be fine as long as you can code.

>>52484666

Bitch looks like a fucking clown. Triple 6s on that post because Satan Himself is responsible for those bolt-ons.

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>Gender
Male
>Age
19
>Profession
struggling neet.
>Relationship status
Single. Currently trying to get over oneitis so I can focus on the guys I know that have a crush on me.
>Hobbies
Vidya, dancing, singing, masturbating, voice acting.
>Whereabouts
Chicago.

>>52485703
>>52485596
>>52485831
Hello fellow 19 year old gays

m

28

married

made a bunch of money on random projects, want to settle down into something a little more regular and secure now that I have that experience.

Maybe find a way to actually get a degree, or just get better at networking.

Trying to build a better life for myself and my wife.

Mostly working, studying, striving. Will play some video games when I feel burnt out.

looking to move anywhere I'll find steady work for good pay. Not too worried about what companies I get into for the next few years, can't wait to see what happens in tech in the next decade.

>>52485906
aww yeee
the masterrace

>>52483425
Why, is your ethnic background Mexican?

>>52483586
When are batteries that charge on 2 minutes coming out?

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 18
Profession:
>Tech wing at a schools profesional shitkicker
>Relationship status:
>Single
Hobbies:
>Fucking around with tech, DIYing electronics and circuit boards and shit, software and game development, making stupid youtube videos Whereabouts:
>Australia

>>52485954

Doesn't matter. Six months later, Apple will introduce a phone with a battery that charges in 15 minutes and all the sheep will somehow think it's better.

>>52484594
What's your degree?

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>>52482673
>Gender:
Gentoo
>Age:
Gentoo
>Profession:
Gentoo
>Relationship status:
Gentoo
>Hobbies:
Gentoo
>Whereabouts:
Gentoo

>>52482822
Favorite OS/Distro?
Favorite Food?
Winter or Summer?

>>52486041

So what distro do you run?

>>52486089
Arch

>>52486089
Debian.

>>52483116
inb4 listed

>>52483730
Literally asked for her gender. There is no attention whoring going on so kindly fuck off.

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Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 20
Profession:
> Software Development Intern at a major tech company / Student
Relationship status:
> Single, what did you expect?
Hobbies:
> Programming, light gaming, Programming
Whereabouts:
> Nunya Bizness

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>>52486141
>this whole post

>>52486141
>sjw
>>>/reddit/

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>>52483100

Male
20
Archivist
Gf
Drums, games, shitposting
QLD Australia

Gender:
> implying
Age:
> 19
Profession:
> CS student
Relationship status:
> Very Single
Hobbies:
> Magic, cooking, lockpicking, programming, drawing
Whereabouts:
> /g/

>>52483425
B8's too strong m8
0/10

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>>52486141
>unnecessary use of "literally"
>tumblrspeak

>>52483412
I'm at Cuesta. Whore.

>>52486281
Okay, a) my autism is showing I'll clean that up
and b) tits or gtfo is intended to put women who unnecessarily bring up their gender on 4chan back in their place. It is used to shame and belittle people who are trying to get extra attention just because of their genitals back into shutting up and being Anon.
Hence tits or gtfo doesn't really serve much of a purpose there

... shit my autism is still showing

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>male
>24
>cellphone salesman with verizon
>in a committed relationship
>bass,painting,gym
>central California, USA
>normie

everyone is an underaged burger flipper on this board, no wonder i hate it.

protip: say you're 19, only 15 year olds use the bare minimum

>>52482673

alright, I'll bite

>Gender:
Male
>Age:
23
>Profession:
cs student
>Relationship status:
>tfw no bf
>Hobbies:
reading, WoW, shitposting
>Whereabouts:
newest cucked euroland

Gender:
>Male
>Age:
19
Profession:
Software Engineer student at Uni
Relationship status:
>Single and virgin
Hobbies:
> Vidya, programming, music, movies
Whereabouts:
> Baltics

>Gender
Female
>Age
21
>Profession
I work as a waiter at a cafe
>Relationship status
Never had a boyfriend because I don't party often and I'm too shy to chat one up and get one.
>Hobbies
I like swimming, programming, reading and watching anime.
>Whereabouts
California

>>52482673
Why would anyone put "fucking hookers" under relationship status?

>>52482822
Why would anyone put "fuck buddies" under relationship status?


Are you two really so insecure that you need to assert that you are getting some, even though you are single?

>age
24
>profession
None, studying.
>relationship status
Single
>whereabouts
Denmark, half an hour from Copenhagen

>>52482673
>Gender:
Male
>Age:
29
>Profession:
PhD student
>Relationship status:
Single
>Hobbies:
Playing drums, guitar, organ... in short, playing in a band and recording music
Fiddling around with electronics, trying to teach myself some basic stuff
I used to do kickboxing, but I got sick of it 8 years ago and now I'm a fat lazy fuck
Downhill skiing in the winter (only moderately good even though I'm supposedly born with skis on my feet)
>Whereabouts:
Oslo, Norway

>>52483311
8/10 would mate and bizcochitos with

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>>52482673
In here, you do post your profile.

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 24
Profession:
> Software Architect in the R&D department of a software company
Relationship status:
> Living with girlfriend
Hobbies:
> Programming, Electronics, Autistic vidya games, Comic books
Whereabouts:
> Paris (France)

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 25
Profession:
> Law
Relationship status:
> In a relationship with a hot but somewhat prude girl.
Hobbies:
> Games, lifting, masturbating
Whereabouts:
> Bielefeld, Germany

Male
22
Law student
Single and Kind of confused about it all
Internet, taking walks, playing the guitar, music
Northern - Germany

>>52488284
Nigga I've never said my age for years, I just turned fucking 18 then I'll dam well say I'm 18.
It's not like my birthday's on the 21st or anything and the tension's killing me.

>Gender:
Male
>Age:
32
>Profession:
Coder
>Relationship status:
One wife and one child
>Hobbies:
Gaming and coding
>Whereabouts:
France

>>52488736
Tfw also studying law in Bielefeld. What the shit man.

Gender:
>Male

Age:
>19

Profession:
>Retail/Odd Jobs; got discharged from Coast Guard, interested in college for something computer related to make something of myself but still not sure. Sort of lost.
Relationship Status:
>Kissless virgin. Not overweight or bad looking but I never really get along with most girls. It sucks but I'm used to it.
Hobbies:
>A lot of games, screwing around on computer, learning things online, biking, hiking, woodworking, history, industrial music and metal, reading, Cyberpunk stuff. Tinkering with things/DIY projects. I'm all over the place.
Whereabouts:
>USA, New England area

>>52488911
Below 18.

MODS MODS MODS
BAN THAT ANON PLEASE

>>52488925
>>/b/

>>52488931
That rule is for all boards.

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>>52482673
Male
41
3D generalist (modeler)/own boss
forever alone
Games, anime, manga, 3D
São Paulo, Brazil

>gender
male
>age
27
>profession
projectionist
>relationship status
cannot stat /dev/relationship: No such file or directory
>hobbies
/g/. I do a lot of other pasttime stuff too that don't really qualify as hobbies.
>where
geoip my IP NSA-kun

>>52483755
the 41 year old brazilian virgin here. Yeah, you can buy a hoe easy here. No, i wont. I´, going to magical spiritual realm after i die, virginity gives magical power. Also, videogames are jealous of me.

Gender:
>male
Age:
>24
Profession:
>CNC operator, kill me please
Relationship:
>top kek
Hobbies:
>some games, mostly movies and TV shows though
Whereabouts:
>NSA pls

>>52485687
>you're a tinfoiler for thinking the government spies on you
>even after it has been proven

>>52489115
media sucessfully brainwashed people into believing that it's okay and it doesn't matter and that they can't do anything against it anyway.

>>52482693
Male
20
Engineering student
Got a gf of 2 months
Vidya, sex and other shit
Almaty, Kazakhstan

>>52482673
Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 24
Profession:
> Physicist
Relationship status:
> In a very painful relationship which I want to stop.
Hobbies:
> what?
Whereabouts:
> Hungary

>>52486089
Ubuntu

>>52489162
She's a little too young for you, mate.

>>52489232
She's 25 you fucktard

This thread is clearly against the rules, global rule #4 to be exact https://www.4chan.org/rules no doxing, people.

Gender:
>male
Age:
>30
Profession:
>Senior Analyst in a Tech Company. Working with Cloud technologies (mostly Office365), SQL Server and Sharepoint.
Relationship:
>Actually single, i'm ok with this.
Hobbies:
>Gaming, Gym, Soccer, Tennis, reading anything related to tech.
Whereabouts:
>Santiago, Chile

>>52482673
Subscribed.

>Gender:
Male
>Age:
26
>Profession:
CS student looking to drop out of this shit degree and get a full time job ASAP
>Relationship status:
y
>Hobbies:
Home theater, automation, networking, cooking, shitposting
>Whereabouts:
Norway

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Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 22
Profession:
> IT Retail worker at
Relationship status:
> tfw has gf
Hobbies:
> Games, sex, programming, music, learning stuff on my own(programming, modelling, animating, etc)
Whereabouts:
> Budapest, Hungary - Middle Europe

>Gender:
Male
>Age:
25
>Profession:
IT-Staff Seargent
>Relationship status:
Yeah... no.
>Hobbies:
Gaming, Animu/Mango, Movies, IT stuff
>Whereabouts:
Germany

>>52488863
I once made the mistake and selected the route through Bielefeld thanks to Google Maps. God took it long to get out of that shit.

This board is full of fucking normies.
Please fuck off this website to your normie lifes

>>52482673
Male, 32, I masturbate to pictures of the raspberry pi. I do this all day, sometimes with other people watching me.

>>52489434
Its not that bad shithead!

>>52483311
5/7 asado and fernet
Male
20
>>52483311
5/7 asado y fernet
Btw
Male
20
Installing Security sistems
Sometimes with the right hand and when gets tired with the left hand
Futbol(soccer), video games, world domination
Currently in Mn, USA. Going back to arg soon

>>52484635
>Italian males like me are very socially autistic
I thought all you guys were Lotharios

>>52483425
5/7 would play LoL with you

>>52483014
Congratulations on becoming a Wizard.
I'm trying hard to become one too. Just a few years to go.

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>>52482673
>Gender:
Take a wild fucking guess
>Age:
26
>Profession:
Unemployed programmer and system analyzer
>Relationship status:
Going out with a qt for about a month now (after several years)
>Hobbies:
Cycling, cinema
>Whereabouts:
None of your business

>>52482673 (OP)
>Gender:
Male
>Age:
26
>Profession:
Industrial mechanic/ semiprofessional podcster
>Relationship status:
Married w/ 2 kids
>Hobbies:
Too fucking many. Podcasting/ audio engineering, stage setup/ soundcheck, guitar, piano (suck at both), drawing, animation, electronics modification, paintball, archery, shooting, vidya, politics, shitposting, fapping, the list goes on
>Whereabouts:
LeGrunge, Jawja

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>>52489579
>podcaster

I know it's NSA but I dindu nuffin so imma give it a go
>Male
>20
>Freelance Web Application Developer / Article Writer
>single, I flirt with everyone for attention but i don't want anything more than sex or fun times
>Hobbies
trolling, scamming rich chinks and murricans, chatting with qt girls and boys, embedded programming, ricing

>>52484635
Calabria isn't in Italy, everything South of Rome is Morocco

Male
19
Security/Soon-to-be Director
Girlfriend/Engaged
Fitness, fight sports, games
Burgerland

Doxing is against the rules, people.

>Gender:
Male
>Age:
27
>Profession:
Teacher of latin, italian, anicent greek, history and geography in both middle and high schools
>Relationship status:
Single
>Hobbies:
Reading literature and manuals, listening to a wide variety of music, having fun with friends, FPS gaming
>Whereabouts:
Italy

>>52489618
>not having productive hobbies

How's NEET life, anon?

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>Gender:
Male
>Age:
20
>Profession:
Boring as fuck job at the grocery store.
>Relationship status:
Single
>Hobbies:
Games, drawing, airsoft, p-pens...
>Whereabouts:
Small fucking town in Northern Norway that no one has heard about.

Help me.

>>52482673

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 30
Profession:
> Engineer
Relationship status:
> LTR
Hobbies:
> technology, music, movies, reading
Whereabouts:
> USA

>>52482673
>Male
>21
>IT Infrastructure technician
>single with no plans for a relationship with women until I turn 30
>Gayming, administering IT systems (especially my own, private ones), traveling alone
>Poland

>>52482993
What a hoosier

>>52489934
Do you collect pens? Sounds cool actually.

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 27
Profession:
> Sysadmin
Relationship status:
> On my way to wizardry
Hobbies:
> Mango, animu
Whereabouts:
> Czech republic

>>52482673

>Gender
Male
>Age
24
>Profession
Mudlogger on oil rigs
>Relationship status
Single
>hobbies
Vidya, tabletop games/RPGs, magic the gathering and scuba diving.
>Whereabouts
UK, working mostly in north sea sometimes north/west Africa.

>Gender
XX
> Age
23
> Profession
Lead graphics developer for a F2P publisher
> Relationship status
Sorta in a relationship
> Hobbies
Games, enduro dirtbike riding, mountain hiking and photography

>>52490277
yeah, I do, as I got an interest in fountain pens last year even though I don't have a nice handwriting.

>Gender
demi-gender aromantic polyamourphous multiple ponykin
>age
87
>profession
I work
>relationship status
I have an affair with unchecked privileges
>hobbies
none
>wereabouts
N/A

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 24
Profession:
>cunt beitii
Relationship status:
> single, looking for a gay bro to take my anal virginity
Hobbies:
>masturbation and gay sex
Whereabouts:
>Russia

>>52491464
Tы гoмoceкcyaлиcт?

Хyй тeбe в poт...

>>52489232
heh

>>52482673
>Gender
Male
>Age
26
>Profession
Web Dev
>Status
Guardian Force
>Hobbies
"Producing" music, vidya, reading, running (when I'm not depressed)
>Whereabouts
San Antonio, TX hoping to move to Denver in a few weeks

>>52489279
Oh /gee/ you get upset fast

>>52489279

 (You) < -------------------- > the joke 

>>52482673
Male.
23.
Gradstudent/RA/TA (Chemical Engineering)
Single, going to ask a qt. I met out soon, hope it goes somewhere.
Current: Physics (not my field, but spend most of my free time studying it (at a grad level)), >>>/his/, lifting, just getting in to drawing.
Old (more than a year ago): Chess, scuba diving, /gsg/ games, philosophy.

f
22
CS Grad Student
Single
Gaming, computers, reading
USA

Male
23
Electrical Engineer Bsc.
In my second Master Semester
Married
Smoke weed, fishing and Games
Denmark

>>52484635
you wuz kings n sheit

male
20
live PA
single
lifting, skiing, geocaching, dank tunes production, roadbiking, gayming,
ontario canada

>>52483723
>tits or it didn't happen*
ftfy anon

>>52485724
>>Gender:
>Fuck off, tumblr.
this

besides
>they're are no grils on the internet

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>>52485765

>Gender
Male

>Age
26

>Profession
Biologist, Biological pest managament, mass rearing of insects

>Relationship status
Single

>Hobbies
Video games, soccer, tech stuff, reading, working out, fishing, tv shows and movies, beer brewing.

>Whereabouts
Spain, very slight chance of moving to Netherlands due to work. I wouldn't mind it to be honest

I found my liking for /g/ stuff when I was about 22, if I could choose again I would study CS.

>>52483761
Pajeet detected

>Male
> Old as fuck
> Programmer
> Wizard
> Programming
> Toronto

Male
22
Truck driver but in school for EE
Single and not really looking, too selfish
Tabletop gaming, being a tiny sysadmin, building stuff, shitposting
Seattle area, not exact

>Gender
Male
>Age
28
>Profession
Dumb (and extremely bored) Java backend dev at a local medium sized company
>Relationship status
Single and autistic
>Hobbies
Tinkering with Linux distro's and programming in not Java (currently C)
>Whereabounts
Cuck Central (Europe)

Gender:
>male

Age:
>15, I know that most of you are 21+ and probably raid me because of it.

Profession:
>PC repairman

Relationship:
>it's fucking obvious, a nerd like me can't have a girlfriend.

Hobbies:
>gaming,skating,sailing and shitposting

Whereabouts:
>TLV, Israel.

>>52482673
Sex: Male
Age: 19
Profession: FS Technology Consultant for FTSE100/Fortune500s, shit's cash
Relationship Status: Single af, tinder keeps me from an heroing
Hobbies: Movies, vidya, code, beer
Location: LONDON

>>52483143
Wow, your life actually seems interesting and fun/free

>>52483239
Contracting is my plan after I hit the manager level in my consultancy, any tips?

>>52483311
More about the old furniture, that's a real cool hobby. I love antique furniture, you get some awesome pieces for insane prices.

>>52482673
For what purpose?

>>52483850
Fair point. It's not like GCHQ/NSA don't know me anyway.

Female
35
Retired
Polyamorous/It's Complicated™
Cryptography, software development, kinky parties, computer games (not in that order)
England

>>52485765
underrated bants

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>>52494438
>Polyamorous
What's with all this degenerate shit nowadays. I hope you never cuck another man.

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>Gender:
FUCCBOI
>Age:
21
>Profession:
EE STUDENT
>Relationship status:
BOTH OF MY HANDS AND MY RELIGION
>Hobbies:
MEMES
>Whereabouts:
BALKAN

Male
22
Finishing Mechanical Engineering degree, looking for a job to start in May
GF
Games, distance running, 4chin
Midwestern US

Gender:
>Male
Age:
> 25
Profession:
> CMM programmer / technician, quality controll
Relationship status:
> In fuckbuddy relationship with 43yo married mom.
Hobbies:
> Piano, singing, drones, technology concepts, passively cooling amd FX, milf asses in yoga classes I attend.
Whereabouts:
> Czech high taxes Republic

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>>52484718

>>52482673
>Gender:
Female
>Age:
26
>Profession:
NEET. College after mili service, dropped out after 6 months
>Relationship Status:
Single. I have had sex with a few people, mostly Palestians, but no real relationships
>Hobbies:
This, movies
>Whereabouts:
Israel

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>>52489579
>TFW you know it's Kinder

>>52495514
Mr McPowned spotted

>>52495514
Ya got me kek

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>>52485342

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NO.