This is a humour thread, not a make me want to kill myself over the fact that people so stupid exist thread, anon.
breaking xorg is just the worst
made me lose my shit twice already, went back to the usual working OSs.
Honestly speaking, despite the obvious brand whore nature that is beyond cringe and the self labeling as a "gamer" the color schemes are great and that would be a 10/10 battlestatiom
>first one doesn't exist
>second one doesn't exist
>3rd one only takes scrap parts and a shitload of imagination
a penny is infinite amount of money more than having nothing, innit?
But I know that it will blend. They wouldn't upload the video if it didn't blend.
I need to see what it looks like blending.
It should be named "How will it blend?"
I should buy a blender
>tfw broke my xorg today
>tfw couldnt fix it
>tfw decided to backup and reinstall arch
>tfw the backup didnt save my dotfiles
at least i learned to make a home partition
>buy a desktop Mac
>you can't even show it off at your nearest Starbucks
There's literally no reason for apple desktops to the exist, unless you have a lot of people coming by your loft/home studio.
What's funny about upgrading your Pentium to superior AMD technology?
yeah that's why I quit using linux (besides no games)
I had a Prescott-based Celeron and the overheating destroyed the entire motherboard.
Is that an actual /g/ argument?
just makes me rage about how apple fags are glad their company doesn't listen
No one knows yet if Zen will have thermal issues or not.
Lost, the vacuum nose and buy intel for a free snowboard makes me laugh every time
Since it's quite obvious you never had a loving mother let me explain it to you, the mother saw her son was obsessed with the computer and when she asked him what his favorite thing was he responded razer. Since she's a stay at home mom with nothing to do but craft and try to relate to her children, she used her spare time instead of drinking and watching daytime soaps to paint and craft posters and shit of her son's favorite brand. Mystery solved. I'm sorry you never had loving parents.
My mom wasn't a stay-at-home mom, but she still found time to do shit like you described, and cook really awesome food. So your mom was lying through her fucking teeth if she said that she couldn't possibly work and love her family at the same time.
In what fucking world is that 10/10?
>Keyboard tray that will smash your legs
I would say 0/10 because he doesn't have the Official Razer™® Mouse Bungee™®
>Implying SSL 3.0 is secure
This one needs updating. SSL has been deprecated by the IETF as per RFC 7568 due to well known security issues in the protocol. No one should use SSL anymore because it's been too vulnerable for a long time now. Use TLS (preferably 1.2) from now on. https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc7568
>i've never used Linux before and all my knowledge lies with Windows, I'm fucking retarded and too scared to try Linux because I don't want to go back to square one when it comes to knowledge about my OS and I secretly know I'll be too stupid for Linux which frightens me because I am a deeply insecure person
Yeah ok pal
PS/2 (or rs232) -> USB dongles aren't real converters. they just work basing on fact that some mouses/keyboards know ps/2 or rs232 protocol and can use it instead of usb.
pendrives obviously don't do that
Hah, it's amazing looking at this image 5 years later.
I SAVED THIS MEME FROM OBSCURITY DO U UNDERSTAND? I saved it the first time it was posted and ONLY I, ME-ME-ME REPOSTED IT a koppel time here and on /s4s/ and RECENTLY a thread was made which featured this image and im almost SURE IT WAS FROM WHEN I REPOSTED it cause NO ONE saw the perfection, the quality, the SWEET-SPOT of RIGHTEOUSNESS like i did, i KNEW this was great and i helped it SURVIVE UNTO INFINITY, be-LIEVE THAT.
If Apple made a sex bot, it will have a skrillex haircut.
Microsoft will just be a bimbo.
Linux sex bots will be used in massage parlors or sex parlors, where they have to deal with hundreds of customers per day.
It's literally reddit
>5-10 years old barebones mice that are out of production
>ugly carbon fiber laptops built for durability
>a 100$ le class is for men gaming computer case
All except one of these are /g/. The odd one out is reddit
Jesus what is sex like with this girl/girls/pair of heads
I mean is it incest? Is it a threesome? Do they both feel good? It'd be weird if one head was enjoying it and the other was making bored faces
I know this is not tech related, but are there any porn with people like this? Just for curiosity.
>why buy an overpriced as shit Apple cable when you can make use of stuff you already have?
You can kinda tell. Looks like it's just a million repeated gcc compiler errors about unexpected token '('
he literally just tried to compile the same file, got an error, and ran it again for each window.
They share half of the body each, one controlls the left leg one the right and everything in the middle is controlled by both heads so sex is always a threesome (or 2.5 some), they both also have their own boyfriends - it's awkward.
Can't really find it I have so many images in one folder that aren't even labeled
It's hard to actually break x anymore. Hell, for ages. You can fuck up your xorg.conf, but "fixing" it is running god damned rm.
Not to sound like the walked uphill both ways to school in the snow guy, but even Arch is Linux on easy mode nowdays.
You kids have no idea
I've done this when my GF needed to go to the library for a while to do work and wanted me to come with her.
Don't worry anon, we broke up and my portable setup is much better now.
FUCK OFF CASUAL, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This, i was super late to join the party. Lost my virginity about a month before my 19th birthday. With the same woman 3 and a half years later. She was also a virgin at the time.
However, if by my 19th birthday i was still a virgin i had plans on getting myself a hooker.
It's the silverstone SX500-LG SFX-L PSU.
At the right side. it uses an extension to reach the rear panel which you can sort of see above the CPU cooler.
At the moment the GPU and PSU exhaust their own air, but the CPU's air just kind of sits around.
Still trying to decide what 92mm fan I want for the rear or there'd be one there now.
Not him but I had a house fire about a year ago and I had a Fractal R4 case myself and the roof caved in on top of it and fire went right up near it and cloged the dust filters from the chemicals and shit the case was still standing I recovered my hard drives and cpu/ram from it and using it to this day
If it was any other case with flimsy construction it would have probably blown up. I'm using the Fractal Arc Midi R2 case now since I wanted something a little more compact
Here's one I made. I used to troll /g/ with it when Bulldozer was released.
Just hire a hooker?
When you have sex, you'll realize it's not that big of a deal. I mean yeah, it's nice and all, but you're not missing out on that much.
Also, me and the GF normally have sex each night, sometimes twice a day unless she's on her period. I still masturbate though.
>When you have sex, you'll realize it's not that big of a deal. I mean yeah, it's nice and all, but you're not missing out on that much.
Only when it's with some random hooker senpai. It's pretty great with the GF. More than great actually.
>Just hire a hooker?
In a dodgy third world shithole where 90% of hookers are traps (I'm into 2D traps but nearly all 3D traps are absolutely fucking disgusting), charge a SHITLOAD of money if they even look remotely decent, and plenty of people meet up and get mugged by a 6' 300lb nigger who was scamming him from the start?
Also I'm a *massive fucking faggot* who doesn't even want to fuck hookers, I want to fuck the brains out of a girl who's (or thinks she is) in love with me (and vice-versa), then cuddle afterwards while I stroke her hair. Probably just because I'm a kissless virgin idealizing shit, though.
>I still masturbate though
Anon, I peel my salami almost every 2 hours if it's a boring evening, it doesn't hurt but I get worried.
Maybe i'm missing something then?
I dunno, it was amazing for the first 6 months. Like, really amazing. I didn't even masturbate, or drink i was in such bliss.
After 3 and a half years with the same woman though, it becomes same old. Although, after about a week without when she's on her period, i sure do miss it.
That's cool then, i was kinda the same.
>Also I'm a *massive fucking faggot* who doesn't even want to fuck hookers, I want to fuck the brains out of a girl who's (or thinks she is) in love with me (and vice-versa), then cuddle afterwards while I stroke her hair.
Used to think the same way, don't really care anymore. Only thing stopping me from plowing random whores, is that i still love my GF.
>Anon, I peel my salami almost every 2 hours if it's a boring evening, it doesn't hurt but I get worried.
I used to masturbate until it hurt, then i'd masturbate some more until it stopped hurting because i couldn't feel anything. There'd legit be days, 12 hours i'd be up and most of the day was browsing porn and masturbating while drowning my sorrows in lots and lots of booze.
Wish i could give advice about the whole relationship getting thing, but honestly i think i just got really fucking lucking. Was a girl who i was friends with for many years. Some shit went bad where i was living, she offered for me to live with her. Two days later i was sleeping in her bed.
Also, couldn't get it up my first time. Not really related, but it's something to consider. Never had a problem since then though. Also the whole masturbating a shit ton thing, helped in the end. I can last for fucking ever.
I think the problem is my labido is just a lot higher than hers. I'm into all kinds of kinky shit that any normal woman wouldn't even consider. I'd also be pleased to have sex for most of the day, where as she gets sore after about an hour or so.
It's fine though, because i do love her. She'll just never be able to completely satisfy me sexually. Though i doubt i could ever find anyone sane who could.
She's also the only woman i've ever been with, or even met really that i can tolerate being around all the time. We're pretty much never apart unless one of us is working.
>went back to the usual working OSs
Enjoy your buffer overflows because Microsoft decided to hide an API that wasn't protected through KASLR and actually executed shit off the stack because they were too lazy to do a rewrite for 2016.
>There's literally no reason for apple desktops to the exist
If you're doing Apple-specific work, then the desktop is a good option. But even then, that's the minority of desktop Mac users. Most of the freelance Mac developers I've met develop on Macbook Pros and have traditional custom rigs for desktop use.
AMD = More cores but little to no true optimization so everything either gets thrown around haphazardly or the entire thing overheats
Intel = Dual core is still a thing but heavy optimization makes it tolerable to use. The more expensive options are excellent to work with.
Exactly this. It's terrible and whoever engineered this is an idiot. Do you guys have any more thoughts on it?