I don't talk to girls unless they speak to me first. Saves a lot of trouble.
>girls can code to
>[spoiler]its a man[/spoiler]
But I can.
I also want to learn php 7 and want to try webassembly
Some girls can. I've met a couple of pretty decent female hackers in some of my CS classes. That does not mean, however, that all girls can, or should, or that you are an element of the set of girls who can code.
no disagreements here.
I can't code, so would you mind creating a software on my suggestion?
They do it to feel
they didn't get enough attention in their teens
(I didn't too, but you don't see me doing crazy shit to myself, do you?)
and they do this kinda crap to get it now. Why? Are they trying to become like "those anniemay girls people like so much"?
Anyone else notice how girl code is overly neat?
and I mean OVERLY neat, like they will horizontally line up all their variables and everything like thisint areallylongstringname = 5
int areallyfuckinglongoverlydescriptivestringname = 4;
int x = 3;
but still have long messy functions and everything else.
Like they try to make everything look nice without actually following clean coding principles.
This is true for all the girl coders I've met.
please stop repeating this tired feminist meme
hopper did not invent the compiler
she would be spinning in her grave if she knew that all her accomplishments were watered down to "INVENTOR OF COMPILER!! GRRRRL POWER! XDD" by millennials.
Yeah, but lots don't. There's obviously more men in the field. Not disputing that.
>Women are people
There are two women in programming: Jeri Ellsworth and Joanna Rutkowska. In the olden days Apparently Adm. Grace Hopper was good too but I have my suspicions that she may have just entered punch cards. Ada Lovelace also made a minor contribution.
That one girl from adafruit clearly knows how to read a datasheet but her stuff's more "coding" than programming.
That's it. Literally everyone else is a tranny.
Lovelace didn't do shit.
She slept with Babbage and he let her put her name on one of his papers.
I sincerely refuse to believe that Babbage built a machine that he himself could not program.
no they're not, sorry but that's just massively untrue, there are some great women programmers out there but their code makes up 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001% of all code in existence I'd say
A woman in a tech related field would be the equivalent of the CEO's high school age son being brought on as CTO because "he's good with computers" They would do next to no work and what little they did get done would suck so bad you might as well do it yourself. Whenever they fuck up you'll get blamed and they are immune to discipline and termination.
If you're a developer or a sysadmin and they affirmative action a woman into your department, bail out.
>surfing facebook 4+ hours a day is coding
>"uh ... what if... uh... we had... like.... um... infinite scrolling..."
> "here's a single-layer .psd, so the website is pretty much done now"
oh wow, karen's really contributing a lot to this organization!
The only code women contribute is code of conduct
Feel free to go through all of these at your own pace and tell me why they don't count.
>inb4 t-that doesn't count as REAL programming
Care to post your github?
>someone actually went to the trouble of looking this up in order to defend the honor of faceless women he will never meet
>all their repos are forks of other people's projects
>ALL OF THEM
>the only non-fork repos are trivial shit like bucket lists, html for their blogs, and diversity presentation slides
>most of them haven't even made any commits in the last year
wow, you sure showed me
You asked for code commits, I gave you code commits. Why do I get the feeling no matter what I post you are going to try and squirm your way out of accepting the truth?
Do you even know how github works?
Code commits, as in the user submitting actual code.
Forks are not their code, and I looked at a few of them, most of them add nothing but pronoun changes in the comments, absolutely nothing that would affect the execution of the program.
How does it feel to be completely fucking rek'd by >>52448434 >>52448467 >>52448472
Holy fuck you Millennials are garbage at debating. Course, anyone who was a cumrag back in 2000 is not surprising.
>forced to hire 4 women on programming team
>they come to my desk 5 times a day asking for help
>3/4 of the time it's I can't find what's wrong with my code please find it for me
>they leave 10 minutes early every day
>fire half of them within 6 weeks
>HR swoops down on me saying the company must have more women, point to shitty CEOs statement
>Hire one cute hapa trap and 2 /g/ code monkeys
>Fire the other two
>mfw everything going smoothly and HR stopped giving me shit
What the fuck is this backwards bullshit?
Until the 80s, women programmers did a lot of stuff. To this day, they do a lot of stuff. There's a bunch of diversity work of varying degrees of awesome/annoying, but what's the big deal?
Why are you faggots so threatened by women in computing? If anything, it might make it more likely to get you laid.
We're not threatened. We're annoyed of having to see obviously unqualified people be hired just because they have a cunt.
I have -never- worked with a decent woman programmer. They are always an obvious diversity pick and annoys you little by little day by day.
>Why are you faggots so threatened by women in computing?
Nobody here is threatened.
We're debating the claims put forward by sjws that they're just as competent as men when nobody can provide evidence of this being the case.
You are now aware that software engineers do not spend a lot of time writing code.
You are also now aware that 100% of the female engineers I work with are from:
Not a single fucking white american female.
HO LEE KEK ANON, PLS MY SIDES
have you actually worked at a tech firm? There are tons of female software developers at my company but not a single fucking one is from america.
All of the white american women work in marketing department with their stupid liberal arts degree.
>data entry / typists
Literally half the work of code monkeys, who automated them out of existence ages ago.
Traps on average have higher IQs than straight people. Same thing as gay men compared to straight men except there's almost twice the difference.
Tell me anon that the eastern european women weren't maximum autism for programming.
We had one engineer Vickey, from the Ukraine, holy fuck she took everyone to task.
It was hilarious to hear her go up to other engineers and tell them all their code was garbage.
>yfw le female coder or female in engineering has guys orbiting over them
>tfw you fall for the same thing
>hit up humanities and revert back to normal
and now for a serious answer
They do it because they're usually not that attractive, and are under the false assumption that doing this to their appearance will make them not only more attractive but also make them look like rebels. only one of those is true
On a side note, women have been dying their hair bright florescent colors for the past 20 years, its the combination with awful clothes that is the deciding factor.
>tfw can grow glorious beard
>tfw associated with tryhard hipsters
Kill me please. Literally my only good, redeeming physical quality has been demeaned by and associated with these dildos.
>white-knighting girls you've never met on the Burmese horse whispering bulletin board system.
Yeah they can, however, they cannot, I repeat, they CANNOT program at all.
I gotta be honest, I never hear the term coder or coding at work.
None of the engineers I work with call themselves coders.
The only time I hear coder it's coming from the mouth of a rainbow haired she-twink or a goony beard man.
Not all women, anon.
>20% of Computer Science PhD's earned by women
Reading this thread, I gotta admit, there is new terms rising.
Femme dick, male penis, girl-programmers...
omg i cant even
coding/PhD's != programming.
They get in there, remember everything for the test, get help from all the white knights, get help from the professors, being slimy and all. And when they finally go out, they start to feel how useless and brainless they are, so they start to moan how cruel the "IT" world is, later on they quit to be a stay at home mom or get to be project manager.
Such is life.
Only at the workplace tho, I am professional after all.
it makes a copy of someone else's project
legitimate git users can use this feature to add code changes without disturbing the main project and they can simply ask the original project maintainers to merge their changes back into the main project to submit patches, add new features, etc.
Github offers very little visual distinction between your own projects and projects that you simply forked without adding any changes in order to inflate your portfolio.
In fact, I'm going to go do that right now, fuck playing fair.
>Github offers very little visual distinction between your own projects and projects that you simply forked
Yes it does.
>forked from mpv-player/mpv
Just go to the graph tab of any repo to see the forks.
>people giving speech
>mention dongles in speech
>guy in audience whispers to his friend sitting next to him jokes about dongles
>woman seated in front of them takes offense and takes their picture
>puts them on blast on social media for offending her
>identifies them and the companies they work for
>they both lose their jobs
>she continues to go on a crusade about how all males and all whites are offensive for existing
>company she worked for gets tired of the negative publicity and terminate her
the man who said the dongle joke was the one who managed to find work again
the other guy, the person who did absolutely nothing but listen, got burned
your life can get ruined for no reason at all
but not all mtf transsexuals are competent programmers
>the more you know
Looks like somebody's up way past their bedtime.
brianna wu doesn't even count because she has literally never written a line of computer code in her life
it's quite obvious that she's a fraud and got ghost developers to work on her game for her
>he has pictures of screaming kids on his hard drive for the sole purpose of white knighting
I'm probably gonna steer clear of a tripcode. I don't want to end up being the next Sammy.
If you see a transgirl in the future under a name that starts with "si", it might be me.
>i'm going to defend a woman i've never met by replying to people with pictures of crying children
i feel like this thread has outlasted it's usefulness
That's the exact opposite of what happened. Both of the guys got jobs with 2x-3x the pay. Adria is still unemployed through to today.
WAAAH PEOPLE ARE INSULTING WOMEN ON THE INTERNET!! WAAAAAAAH
The term is hon, and that's what the traps and rupaul fans do when they grow past their fetishes.
If you get hrt properly and not just take herbs for estrogen or just get facial reconstruction surgery or some shit, trans people age just fine.
Generally my strategy too. I'm no autist or weirdo or even all that ugly. I'd even go as far as to say I'm an upstanding guy. But only under certain circumstances will I initiate a conversation with a woman I do not know. Like, "Excuse me, you dropped your debit card just now." when at a line in the store and they drop something for example. Obviously talking to women I know is no problem. I know them, they know me. There is at least a bare minimum of understanding there. But women I've never met? Not even a polite smile of acknowledgement in their direction. It's just not worth the potential fucking can of worms. Video absolutely related.
>the technol;ogy section on a weebshit site
>getting anime "lately"
This reminds me of collage, me and my best friend minding our own business during a lecture, and he start making jokes that are not related with the subject or anything at all at the current time and place (just some inside jokes we had)
The fat, neckbeard-girl in front of us turns back and demands to know what we are laughing for.
start screaming and punching the desk in front of her "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING OMG OMG WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
>teacher comes and asks whats the matter
we were forced to leave the lecture...
fast forward, afaik she is in the red cross somewhere in africa right now... god will do the rest i guess
Yes, some of us can, just as some of you can. There's no fundamental difference. Yawn.
There are however a lot more males in the field than females, about ten times as many. There are even slightly more trans women than cis women, which is odd.
I've been asked a few times to give 'diversity presentations' abouthow I feel about that - and refused, because honestly I do not know why that is, so I have nothing much to say on the subject: it'd just be pointless "yay, girl power" cheering with no substance and that sounds like a very boring conference I don't want to go to.
Obnoxious "brogrammers" ('do you even crit-bit tree brah') are a recent thing, influenced purely by the Silicon Valley tech bubble meme culture. They're cringe worthy, but they're not why there aren't many women in most of STEM (except biology, for some reason?).
I've encountered one or two sexists, but that's a pretty low number. Everyone encounters a few assholes. I don't think that's a reason why either, but one was a "lecturer" (who had no idea what he was teaching) and the other an obnoxious CEO, but he didn't like anyone, so that was just one more way for him to be an asshole.
Maybe it's just an interest thing, or a gender-presentation/marketing thing, I don't know? No-one ever told me I shouldn't: at least, no-one I ever listened to. Maybe those of us who do just tune out crap like this thread.
Does it worth it to get a github account tho?
I want to show my code to potential employers but github is too SJW for me.
>Reverse racism allowed
>[whatever]phobia get people trigger 'n' stuff
>transsexual shilling all over the place
My buddy is currently in BU full time lecturing, doing great, I am in UK, married and doing great also.
She is worse coz she is in fucking africa, doing charity work and probably die alone (hope not in africa tho).
We never sperged out, tdh we were the normiest of them all in our course
>Does actual programming.
Thing is, you are too sensitive, and think with your fuckin emotions. So the workplace around wiminz is nightmare, always talking, always complaining, never being creative, never helping other, always self centered and always demanding higher pay just coz they are wimin
I wish if was having sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean.
The capitalised variables are triggering my autism. Why would she do this?
A thought: computer science and engineering require a level of logical-mathematical intelligence (note: this is the only type of intelligence actually measured by IQ), and due to the way intelligence is distributed, there are less women capable of mastering the concepts behind these fields. Note: I'm not saying women are stupid, but rather, that there are less geniuses among them. Male and Female IQ have been tested to be roughly the same in most experiments, but the distribution is not the same. The bell curve for men is flatter, and as a result, we see more geniuses, but also more complete imbeciles. I believe this should explain a few things:
1. Why high-IQ fields are mostly male-dominated
2. Why universities have a majority of female students (you don't need to be a genius to get a university education, just not a dumbass)
Of course, it could always be interest-related as well.
Used to be hot goth and punk chicks with hair like that...
Now it's THESE people...its like they just couldn't tolerate a world with fun and they have to ruin everything...god I hate SJW.
Of course girls can code too..
Boys can also cook, but do you hear us bragging "you're being sexist, boys can cook to! Can I make a fucking pie without getting harrased !?! " ?
And by the way, the girls I met that were skilled with programming didn't kept bragging about it and got shit done.
If you had a gram of brain in the fucking head of yours you would know that IQ tests are flawed beyond saving.
There is a reason why they are not used as a cut off point in any profession at any level.
Take that shit back to /sci/ and troll in the 20 other threads about IQ bragging rights.
>inb4 low iq detected
Got 129 according to Standford iq test.
It doesn't mean shit.
but we can AND we can look cute when we do it! :^)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Some fucking code of conduct, a hangman and some text documents!!!
>HURR DURR IMMA FEMALE PROGRAMMER WORSHIP MAH VAGINA
I had a girl in my class (sysadmin trade school) with dyslexia. She was very nice and not a sjw, but she was not cut out for the programming part. She called her variables cutesy names like "guineapig" and "kittycat" (she told me she needed that so the code appealed to her inner logic (wtf?)), and those she would write wrong all the time, which makes troubleshooting ... difficult.
She dropped out soon after, now she's learning a bureau-related trade and happy that she's on top of her class.
>you'll never be this qt
>girls can code
sure they can code on my dick these stupid whores
Why do you ask?
>>Girls can code too, anon
Nobody implied they couldn't, just not as efficiently. I know a codemonkey woman who churns out barely 2 lines an hour, and that too pretty shit.
When I was in hs, I could write better code than her
males in a CS course after classes
>always doing something with computers
>playing video games
>browsing reading up about some standard on the internet
>some guy is making a program to do something
>another guy is updating his home grown website
Females in a CS course after class
>nobody actually cares about computers, it's just a way to make money
>some girl is browsing Facebook on her phone
>other girl is applying nail paint
>other girl is going out to meet her boyfriend, from another univ
>a bunch of girls are going out to hang out after the hard hard day
>of those 20% how many get jobs in it?
You must be new. Women in tech are a sought after commodity so tech companies can say "but muh gender distribution".
>Loads of research work on computer languages
>Had a very big influence on early languages like Fortran and Cobol along with many editions of the ALGOL language (which was basically a language leading computer scientists got together and created a new version of every few years based on the latest developments in computer languages)
>Cobol, one of the most commonly used languages of it's day, is actually based on a language she developed
>Campaigned actively for the defense department to create large distributed systems rather than having a few very big machines doing many jobs
However the really sad part about her legacy is that what she's most remembered is ether a misunderstanding or an intentional falsehood propagated by feminists. The real story of her "creating the first programming language compiler" goes something like this:
>Translating programs to machine language is a huge pain in the ass as you have to run your code trough multiple programs that are all on their own tape or stack of punch cards
>Decides to do something about it, so she writes a program tying them all together and put this program along with the programs created by her (incidentally all male) colleagues on a single roll of paper tape
>Was incorrectly attributed for this well before her death and came out saying that she did not create the first compiler, she simply created the first all-one-paper-tape solution out of programs her (male) colleagues had previously created
>Says that she did this so that mathematicians like herself could stop being computer scientists and go back to just being mathematicians
There are skilled people who are using apple products. However, the one I encountered so far were reddit tier people, taking picture of their meal and uploading them to instagram, and calling their "ecological ethic vegan gluten free coffee in a carton cup" their "coding drug".
I don't think that's true
Most old trans women transitioned in their 30s and 40s and have suffered that kind of masculinisation *already*, it's not an age thing. Pretty trans women age pretty gracefully. Jamie Clayton is like 38