FUCK!! FUCK!! I just made it to the last stage of a hiring process

>>52434441
fuck it pull the pin.

>>52434490
kek

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>>52434441
Stay strong Hasheed.

>>52434525
are you calling me an indian you fucking asshole?

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>>52434650
yes.

>>52434676
well fortunately im not, and if it was up to me india wouldnt have access to the internet

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>>52434691
Im not racist but..
Hasheed, you were raised Indian. Just because you happen to be born somewhere else doesn't take away from the fact that you are a brown skinned computer jockey.

heres my waifu wishing you good luck with the interviews

at least youre not a nigger.

>>52434441
Are you Canadian? Because if you are get fucking use to it. Our dollar and economy is in the shitter right now.

>>52434758

im not even of indian heritage ffs

>>52434784
even worse. western europe.

Sorry, m8.

Have some dubs to cheer you up.

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>>52434801
I have an idea, get a work visa.

>>52434812

for the usa?

im alright being a native here, im not gonna become indian-tier by being an H1Ber in the usa

>>52434441
Been through that shit a lot, took almost a year to find a job. Keep at it /g/uy

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>>52434831
whats wrong with indians?? are you racist or something??

>>52434857
there's too many of them, and you know it

>>52434784
Again, I am not indian.

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>>52434862
>>52434862
why is that a problem? theres a lot of chinks in the world too.

>>52434811
Checked

>>52434811
ty m8

>>52434916
its a problem because they interfere with our economy

I think this thread is set to auto sage because of the indian banter, lets see

>>52435532
alright its not

>>52434916
chinks can actually poo in the loo, you know

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>>52435689

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>>52434441
Anyone else think of asterick works third album?

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>>52435777
no, i only listen to touhou music

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>>52435789
Do you like FE?

>>52435789
>>52435734
>>52434916
>>52434857
>>52434812
>>52434758
>>52434676
>>52434525
get a job weebfaggot

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>>52435829
I'm actually at work right now m8.

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>>52434811

>>52435880
Wait, is that tachibana shirufein fodo?

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>>52435932
yes

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>>52435829
Sorry, prajeet

>>52434441

>Be me
>have no college degree
>Walk into weather channel
>get offer
>walk into vmware
>get offer
>walk into four other companies
>get offers

>>52436180
>Be me
>High school drop out
>watch chinese cartoons and chinese cartoon porn
>still a virgin
>walk in to Intel
>get offer
>walk in to amazon
>get offer
>walk into four other companies
>get offers

>>52435722
they can't actually, all fucking chinese tourists keep shitting on the streets here

>>52436229
then your streets were meant to be shitted on.
Think logically anon kun.

>>52436208

Well, I didn't exactly walk in, their recruiters called me.

>>52434441
The further along you are the more background checks they do on you.

they probably found out you like 4chan and little girls.

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>>52434758
>seasonal waifu

>>52436321
if you google my full name, only university stuff comes up. you google my email and only open source stuff comes up.

unless its because i dont have a normiebook profile i dont get it

>>52436289
are you me?

>>52436390
There are companies that do nothing but background check people and find out even the remote connections between you and the other things.

Do you have private email/usernames/ etc that you think arent known but may be tracable with good enough investigstion?

>>52436424
no idea bro but thanks a lot for the heads up. i need to go now, but i will check if there's any loose ends later.

if they could see what i would do on the internet with other emails and nicknames, they would NEVER hire me. now the problem is whether they do.

google probably would have enough data to know that, the problem is whether a startup can, or even whether google even does that kind of data mining.

>>52436180
>be me
>have college degree
>walk into lots of places
>get lots of interviews
>no offers
shit sucks

>>52436518
do you have a portfolio?

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>>52434441
I am in a similar position bro, the last month and a half I have been interviewing with a very nice company, last week I went to their place and got nice feedback and another interview with the software manager through skype.

The interview was fine and I think I got nice indications of interest. That was last friday and the hiring guy told me Iast monday that I would get a definitve answer the next monday and not to get desperate. I was really calm until anxiety kicked in.

Im already preparing for the worst, but still good things can happen. Keep up and dont give up.

>>52436576
I once apllied to a place and went through a round of interviews,follow up emails etc only to get the response a year later almost

>>52436576
bless you Griffusu

If you don't mind goverment work, then look up contractors who hire&manage people for the gov. If you can work the word "requirements" into every interview answer, they'll toss you an offer and maybe even a free clearance level depending on the position.

Sorry for the suggestive post. Please continue shit posting.

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>>52436641
great idea anon.

>>52435835
Jacking off to traps doesn't count as a job anon.

>>52436406

Well, 4chan doesn't appear to think so.

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>>52437112
shes not a trap,

>>52437253
We all know you're only turned on by dicks anon, stop trying damage control.

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>>52437271
no i love the pussy b0ss.

>>52436576
>>52436605
in my case they already told me im rejected...