>walking through the airport >got stopped at a security

>>52421560
Comply and watch him wade through the shitfest that is my five year old laptop. With an almost full 1TB HDD there are more junk files scattered everywhere than I care to think about. The only thing vaguely compromising are screenshots of my ex when we were skyping.

They can look at it all they want, I'm not logging in for them.

I don't have a laptop

>>52421643

Pedo

>>52421643
>don't comply
>get put aside for extra screening, miss your flight
Brilliant.

>"Sir, we need to search your laptop."
*unzips dick.*

>>52421635
>tfw when alone looking at pictures of someone who doesn't love you anymore

>>52421673
It contains proprietary information which would be a felony to access under the economic espionage act of 1996. So get a court order or fuck off.

>>52421560
Wait this actually happens ?
As in they stop you and search files on your PC ?

I'd understand searching components to see if it's a bomb, but fucking files ?

What's the reasoning for this ?

Does somebody think that terrorist would leave literature lying in on their PC and bring a laptop to a suicide run ?

Either way comply or not, I'd miss the flight, searching through 2tbs of files would take forever.

Shit, I don't even know what some are anymore or where they are...

>>52421724

So you're a terrorist.

>What do you do?

Refrain from telling him to start x.

>not changing your wallpaper to two guys sucking each other off before you leave the airport for this very purpose

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>>52421560
>Open up the laptop
>Boot it up to grub
>Let him figure it out.

If linux
>Enter encryption password
>Login into user account without sudo because all others are hidden
>Let him search for whatever

If Windows
>Let him dick around the only thing I have there is autocad

>>52421560
I bet he is gonna love my sadpanda downloader folder. Pretty good shit.

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>>52421793
>autocad
I fucking hate that piece of shit program.

>>52421746
They only physically inspect laptops that have unusual components or layouts in the x-ray. They never have you log in to it because there's a gorillion privacy laws that would be violated and they are mostly high school dropouts that couldn't even begin to navigate those.

I would let him feel me up and hopes he rapes me :3

The wageslave TSA workers do not give a shit what you have on your machine. I travel often, I've never been asked to do anything with my electronics, even when asked to step aside for additional screening.

If you somehow find yourself in the situation where they DO want access, you're already fucked, but remember to ask for your lawyer and that you cannot be compelled to provide your password.

>>52421560
Dude, Ive traveled across the country with a skateboard in a black thrash bag (so things dont get dirty) and no one batted an eye. It's all about being white, man. If you are dirty shitskin paki you will get searched for 24 hours 3 shift of cops in your ass.

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>>52421828
I do too but I have no choice but use it.

>>52421841
>:3

>>52421890
In case you got nothing to hide, and you are just being cocky wanting your freedoms, you are playing yourself, you are going to miss the flight and will have to fill forms and shit for the next couple days.

Blush because I was called 'sir', then ask whether I am under legal obligation to comply, if so let him have it, all he'll see is LaTeX and faceless anime grills.

>log in
>bunch of terminal screens flash up quickly as I have some tasks automated at startup
>pinned down by officers

Never again.

>>52421890
Went to the US twice and they asked it twice, was a x220 and t420 basically only happend on flights to US from Europe.
Went to many countries and they never bothered asking that sort of stuff.

>>52421834
physical inspection I can understand, but if they had to inspect your files it would be laughable.

Like "Why do you have a book on strategy ?"
"Why do you have a book on guerrilla warfare"

Into the jail you go ...

>>52421985

Did that actually happen? Awesome.

>>52421985
That's what you get for using GANOO PLUS LOONIX

Just give him the fucking laptop, phone whatever

>it's not like he will be able to decrypt the drive
>it's not he's allowed to ask me for the password (for the drive and for the phone)
And even if he was allowed to ask me for the password and actually had the order to do it, I don't have anything on it's that's against the law.
Hell the most lewd content on the drive is a short fragment of Malena where Monica Belucci undresses and shows her qt bushy cunt.

>>52421998

They take CP smuggling very seriously. Almost as seriously as illegal copies of entertainment. And yeah, these are the actual reasons.

>>52421724

Enjoy being detained until such a time that a court date can be set.

>>52422022
>data smuggling

Just how dumb do you have to be to resort to hiding zip disquettes in your stomach a opposed to just using a passworded rar file on mega or something.

>>52422060

You need to be American government tier dumb.

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>>52422022
>They take CP smuggling
It's fucking 1s and 0s, just put it in an encrypted container and send it with fucking gmail

>>52422022
I know you're joking, but how would a TSA agent ever know that my movies are torrented?

>>52421746
Bringing pirated materials into the country is illegal. They do the same thing at the Canadian border if you're coming back into the US. They make you turn your laptop on and they run a scan on it of some sort that is supposed to alert them to any potentially pirated music/movies/software. Pretty sure it somehow checks for cheese pizza, as well.

>>52422100
And so are nuclear weapons launch codes kiddo.

>>52422100
>>52422106

It's not a joke, you guys.

>>52422100
>storing CP on a Google service
NSA pls go

>>52422100
>Yea just send your encrypted hard drive full of CP to the NSA

nice thinly veiled fucko thread

>>52422022
You're telling me that, they look for pirated movies before you board your plane.

I'd probably get a life sentence.
I have about 700gbs of TV shows and 400 of movies.

Either way, what possible reason could they give for searching your laptop files ?
>Can you show your pirated movies lad ?

>>52422124
So in conclusion, it's easier to board US planes if you're a terrorist than if you have pirated movies.

>>52421680
I got travel insurance, so the only result is that I have to wait for the next flight.

>>52421560
Give them permission to search my laptop. I have nothing to hide from TSA officer who is just doing his job (at least not on my day to day laptop)

>>52421722
Pls stop this makes me sad :^(

They don't get to ask you to start up your laptop and login. They can look at the laptop to check if it is a bomb. But it is not the airport's security's job to look through your files if they really think they need to look through your files they'll probably have a good cause, meaning you're some kind of criminal or suspect and by that time you would have already been taken out of the line and into a little office at the airport.

>>52422158

It's the law, buddy. They can search whatever you have on your person for dangerous or illegal materials. If they can force you to huch over and spread your legs for them, then surely they can do that.

>>52422124
This is a lie and absolutely does not happen

>>52421560
I have full disk encryption and I won't give up my password. Tell them I have business secrets that could potentially bankrupt the company I work for if said information came in the wrong hands.

>>52421724
This

>>52422043
>court date
Implying they wouldn't just put me on a flight back home

>>52422219
It's retarded and also remember there are countries if you don't give them your password you go to jail

>>52422043
fugg :DDD this is a possibility in fact

Guys, they're also allowed to IMAGE your entire harddrive as evidence. So, if they take your laptop away and ask you to wait for an hour, you can be sure that the federal government now has a copy of all your files, history, private correspondence, and so forth. :DDDD

>>52421724
Well the TSA is an absolutely useless thing, they probably would just glance over the desktop and hand it back, but this guy is right.

>>52422124
>they run a scan on it of some sort
Use a file system that isn't NTFS
Encrypt disk
Problem solved.

>Checking laptops
Wait, this is something that's actually being done?
Good thing we never had any instructions like this her in Finland, would have been an absolute bitch to do something so time consuming.

Also as a former airport security worker, I can assure you that people working at the airport couldn't give a less of a fuck about what personal items you're carrying with you.
If something is checked or removed, it's because of a regulation, that's it.
I've seen people (Russians) transport unpacked salmon in their luggage, among with their shoes and socks and it's all good.
No fucks given, but if you have something with you that goes against the regulations, it gets removed.

>>52422158
>>52422124
>>52421998
ITT: People get trolled into thinking the TSA has ever or will ever search your laptop for files

It's against the law, and their regulations. I travel for business and have probably been on more than three hundred flights in my life so far. It doesn't happen.

>>52422258

>they're also allowed to IMAGE your entire harddrive as evidence

is that real?

I'm glad I don't have a laptop btw.

>>52421560
>this happens to me
>type it in for them
>put in a flash drive, I see then copying over all my lolicon to the drive
>"Okay sir, you're free to go"
>don't know what to think after that

>>52422293
>Things that never happened

>>52422280
It does happen though, but extremely rarely. Also, they can't force you to comply, but they can confiscate your laptop and only return it on your departure out of the country again.

>flying back to US from Cambodia on a business trip
>told to come to the "interview" room
>they have my photography equipment on the table and my laptop
>they ask for the password
>I refuse stating the contents are an extension of my mind therefore you cannot read into my thoughts
>process goes on for 12 hours
>finally allowed out but they pass the equipment onto the feds
>only allowed to travel domestically
>still "under investigation" and it's been nine months with no equipment

Why is the US so paranoid?

>Hey Bob, does this guy look like a... watcha-ma-call-it.... pederast, to you?
>He sure does, Pedro. Detain him while I image his hard drive. Do a cavity search while you're at it, would ya?
>You know that's my favorite!
>Happy birthday, Pedro!
>*onlookers begin chanting and clapping* U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_search_exception

>>52422144
Everybody loves fucko threads

>>52422310
>>I refuse stating the contents are an extension of my mind therefore you cannot read into my thoughts
I cannot believe you are this autistic, Sheldon-kun.
good story though

>>52422213
Pretty sure they can aak ask you to power it up and that's it right?

>>52422310

They think you went there to make kiddie porn.

So yeah, it serves you right.

>LEL THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU LOGIN TO YOUR LAPTOP
nice memes

>>52422240
>Tell them I have business secrets that could potentially bankrupt the company I work for if said information came in the wrong hands.
Funny how it's supposed to be OK when a company has something to hide but it's immediately suspicious if you're a private person :^)

>>52422385
Kek. So you basically cannot fly alone there because they assume all men are pedophiles?

>>52422280

TSA doesn't but Customs definitely can when you re-enter the country.

>>52422411
I don't make US laws, but in the US companies have the same rights as citizens.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_personhood

I always travel with a clean laptop.

>>52421560
Well sir, it's a bit broken right now. I got some weird virus called "luks + dmcrypt", and I can't currently recall the password.

>>52422310
>Have kiddie porn on camera/drives, don't let them see it
Fair play.
>Do not have kiddie porn on camera/drives, refuse to let them quickly see and go about your day
>Now no camera
Look, I know MUH FREEDUMZ XD but seriously, sometimes its better just to accept that nobody is going to get hurt just because you logged on and showed them a business/holiday picture. It'd be a lot less hassle for everyone.
>HUUUUR BUT MUH FREEEEEDDUUUUUMB

>>52422411
If you get screwed over by the government, only you are affected.

If a company gets screwed over by the government, not only does all the employees of that company get fucked, but also clients, customers, partners, etc.

>>52421560
Oh. This is my cousin's laptop. He forgot to take it home with him.

>>52422420
all the ones that refuse to give passwords and say stuff like "the contents are an extension of my mind therefore you cannot read into my thoughts"

>>52422434
Me too. I give mine a nice spit polish so those TSA agents can touch it all they want.

>>52422453
R E K T
E
K
T

>>52421560
Hand them my laptop, log in.

It will take a long time for them to even find anything, but what they will find:
>tor is installed
>some nudes of my underage gf
>some random porn
>4chan folder with maybe a few gore pic

But seriously, a scenario like this will literally never happen.

US is SHIT ALL FUCKING SHIT!!!!

Reading this thread it makes me wonder are you guys so poor that you cannot afford another laptop for sensitive files that you dont want tsa or anyone really looking at?
I dont even browse 4chan on my unencrypted machine. I travel often and its a g-d tier feeling knowing that some dodgy thumbnail will not pop up in front of some tsa officer and land me in trouble. I can just relax and enjoy the trip instead.

>>52422446
>If you get screwed over by the government, only you are affected.
Not necessarily. What about friends and family who rely on me?
>I don't make US laws, but in the US companies have the same rights as citizens.
I'm less talking about the laws and more about the popular mindset.

>>52421834
>privacy laws
Privacy laws don't apply to individuals, since we're all terror suspects.

>>52422475
Looks like someone was stopped by the border protection service.

>>52422482
>Not necessarily. What about friends and family who rely on me?
It's still pretty minimum compared to a company. But keep in mind that small companies are fucked over by the government all the time, only big companies can literally get away with murder.

>>52422440
http://m.imore.com/tsa-will-require-devices-be-charged-international-us-bound-flights

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>>52421560
>"Sir, we need to search your laptop."
So, why is he getting ready to probe my anus?

I'm not American, I don't accidentally eat laptops.

What if you have your drives encrypted and you just prepare it to show a fake cryptolocker screen upon boot?

>>52421985
>automated at startup
>bunch of terminal screens flash up quickly
you're doing something wrong

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>>52421787

>>52422258
>image entire hard drive
>meaning either take the (in my case) SSD out or waiting for 400GB of stuff to pass through a USB 2.0 port
Good luck catching that plane.

>>52422507
>As part of new security protocol at foreign airports, the United States Transportation Security Administration will require cell phones and select electronic devices to be fully charged with the ability to be powered on when going through security screening. The TSA says that devices that won't power on will not be allowed on flights headed to the U.S.
That's not gonna happen when I work on my laptop on the plane until the battery is dead.

>>52422444
Like the other guy, I have confidential business documents. Any leakage of these will cost me my job and legal action. Seems all single males are scrutinized for traveling to asia pacific countries.

I firmly believe my constitutional rights as a US citizen were being violated that day. My freedoms are clearly justified.

>>52422509
>So, why is he getting ready to probe my anus?
They put on gloves when searching computers as well. If there is CP there, they don't want their fingerprints on it as it is evidence.

>>52421892

/thread

>>52422280
>It's against the law, and their regulations. I travel for business and have probably been on more than three hundred flights in my life so far. It doesn't happen.
So you probably have the TSA pre-check then, since you travel so much.

>>52422453
So you're fine with the government reading your mind? Why should it matter my personal laptop that only MYSELF uses has to disclose this?

>>52421787
lel. pretty great idea actually

>>52422001

Pretty sure only Windows does the thing with the terminals popping up when it runs a batch file on login. So please, don't shitpost.

>>52422563
>TSA pre-check
Wait, what's stopping terrorists from getting this?

>>52422470
...and then they find your 9/11 folder.

>>52421724
By passing through an international border in the USA (which international airports are) you they have the right to search any thing you have, if you don't want to be searched feel free to leave the airport and not get on a flight

>>52421787
LaTyroneesa is just going to start screaming and make a big scene out of it, and then have your cavities searched.

>>52422597
well, it's a series of background checks and shit that you pay for so you can skip the security line at the airport. It's like $150 or so for the year, I think. So presumably the background checks would stop them, but in reality, nothing it stopping them.

>>52422579
because you are guilty until you prove yourself innocent.

>>52422597
the special tsa pre-screening process
:^)

>>52422597
Their name and appearance, usually.

>>52421560
Well let's set my encrypted hdd aside, how are they gonna find out how my i3 setup works since trackpad disabled and custom binds will take them a fuck load of time

>>52422477
>tfw you have no control over what appears on 4chan
>tfw they discover from a deep scan some shady thumbnails leftover from your browser cache

>>52421932
If you are detained by the TSA, you're missing your flight.

>>52421997
You mileage may vary, I am a US citizen and so I have not had the same experience coming into the US.

>>52422615
>wallpaper of two guys sucking each other off
>and then have your cavities searched
Just as planned

>>52422526
Yes I could have them run without the terminal emulator but it gives me assurance when I see the text quickly flash up.

>>52422597
The honor system. Same reason there's never a mass shooting in locations and countries which have banned private firearm ownership.

>>52422624
>not having your browser clear its cache on exit
literally asking for e-rape.

>>52422278
A friend of mine (russian) was coming back from holidays is south africa. While there someone gave him this massive knife/machete for protection (if it was a joke or for real I dont know), so he put it in his bag and forgot about it. Two weeks later at airport check in they xray his bag and they see his machete. Haha took into this small room stinking of piss and interrogated for like 5 hours. In the end they let him go though.

>>52422616
>paying a fee to not have your constitutional rights violated by the government
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

>>52422618
>the special tsa pre-screening process

if name not in ['ahmed', 'ali', 'mohammad']:
    pre_screen_passed = True

>>52422632
>If you are detained by the TSA, you're missing your flight.

What if you tell them that you really have to be on that flight, because you just know it's going to be the bomb?

>>52421746
Happened to me before cause of my gigantic gaming laptop that weighs 20lbs from 2010. They just take it to another room and you stand there with them. They unfold it and manually scan it with some sort of handheld device. Its simply a physical inspection to make sure you arent smuggling something in it.

>>52422654
But it is still in the free space.

>>52421560
go home and not get on the flight

not that they'd find anything incriminating but fuck them

>>52422654
I don't know of any browser that does a full wipe (as in write zeros) over the space it has occupied with cache.
Go ahead and run testdisk or photorec on the drive you have your browser installed. You'll find a lot of temporary files that were supposed to be gone.

>>52422444
Letting them do what they are not obliged and allowed to do means acceptance of your status as a slave of the apparatus of opression

Fuck off you kike.

>>52422632
>If you are detained by the TSA, you're missing your flight.
See >>52422195

>>52422678
>gaming laptop

You deserved it.

>>52422683
>not using ccleaner or something to wipe free space every night

>>52422507
I mean sir, I can boot the laptop up for you. It just won't load into Linux, because I have a horrible virus called dmcrypt.

>>52422688
>I don't know of any browser that does a full wipe (as in write zeros) over the space it has occupied with cache.

Protip: write with 1's, then 0's. They can see old 0's either side of the 1's and old 1's through the hole in the 0's if you only do one or the other.

>>52422555
But but international airport is not really us territory and those laws and rights dont apply there

>>52422643
just xmessage or something

>>52422688
You could use the wipe option with one pass in ccleaner. You would have to run a batch script to save going in ccleaner each time. Of course then you worry about files fragmenting so have to turn that off. And the swap file.

>>52421560
>Implying I don't travel using my dummy clean HD

>>52422713
No good for SSD.

>>52422726
I'm a US citizen on US soil so yes it does.

Tell them about the fourth amendment and ask for a search warrant?

>>52422753
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_search_exception

>>52421722
Still good friends with the one ex I used to skype with, we only broke up because of the distance. Current GF is hotter so I don't know that feel bro, sorry.
>>52422209
It'll get better anon.

>>52422748
>falling for the SSD meme

>>52422766
the airport is not a border

itt: /g/ worries about things that'll never happen because 1) they've never traveled outside their country and live in their parent's basement or 2) only traveled as a kid with their parents

>>52422779
It is

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>>52421560
>2016
>traveling with laptop
Kek!

>>52422779
Not hi, but it is

>>52422781
You forgot 3 go fuck yourself

>>52422779
It might not be physically in proximity to a border, but yes, airports, especially for international flights, are considered borders since they are the gateway into and out of the country.

>They don't have a switch on their key fob which remotely destroys everything on their hard drive.

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Why is US such a shithole?

>>52422827
>fallling for the thermite meme
>having thermite in an airport

>>52422837
Too much freedom.

>>52422748
No, inside (international) airport waiting area its international waters. If tsa are suspicious (there dont even have to be probable cause or whatever you burgers have in burger land) they can ask you to search your laptop, if refused they may deny you entry into US.

>>52422767
why would you become friends with an ex girlfriend?

>I let them open the laptop
>"Can you please sign on, sir?" [new yorker/brooklyn accent]
>Sure, ma'am!
>I type in my password
>All seems fine and well
>Suddenly, a window pops up
>The only thing on it is text that says "ALLAHU AKBAR"
>Arab music starts playing
>LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, MY COMPUTER WAS A BOMB THE WHOLE TIME
>ALLAHU AKBAAARRRRR
>ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>My computer explodes
>My work here is done
>Fucking normies.

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>>52422837
Because never forget.

>>52422854
(uck is the answer.

>>52422852
>TSA
TSA prevents you from going in to international waters. You mean the CBP. They are the one that prevents you from entering the US>

>>52422779
Yes, it clearly is.

>>52422852
They can't deny you entry into the US if you were born there. That's a violation of international law - making a citizen stateless. So they can go fuck themselves.

>>52422874
not funny at all - trying way too hard.

>>52421560
>Go to the Airport
>"Can I see your laptop please"
>Give the person the laptop
>They see all of my pictures of bananas everywhere
>Why you ask?
>4chan ruined my life

>>52422854
Because I liked her as a person, the sex was just a bonus. She couldn't see herself leaving her life to start again with me and I've started again so many times that I don't want to any more. Still see her once a year or so.
>>52422879
Funny, I've moved on but she hasn't gotten a new boyfriend yet. Is there a female version of this?

>>52422896
Then they will just arrest you and press some terrorism related charges against you

>>52422947
>I've moved on but she hasn't
Obviously you haven't, as you still keep pics and Skype logs of her on your laptop.

>airport check
>put my bag with a T410 and it's charger inside
>goes through the X-ray machine
>circuit board with a bunch of cables ontop just like a bomb
>the girls who is checking the machine turns yellow

What do you have in the bag sir?

On a related note has anyone travelled to thailand/cambodia alone by themselves? Did you experience any problems? I wanna go but am afraid I will just appear like a pedo and everyone will look at me with disgust in their eyes on a plane. I am too socially awkward for that.

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>>52423008
>What do you have in the bag sir?
J-just a c-clock

>>52421560
He will find thousands of pictures of Kevin Spacy, the same picture just copied thousands of times in different folders.

>>52423019
>thailand
Yes
>cambodia
No

>any problems
Not at all

> I wanna go but am afraid I will just appear like a pedo and everyone will look at me with disgust in their eyes on a plane
Just don't go to the obvious sextrip places...

>>52423047
Which ones are less obvious?

>>52422981
>as you still keep pics
She was pretty hot. Would you delete the nudes?
>and Skype logs
No skype logs, just screenshots of her masturbating.

>>52423019
Take multiple flights dummy

>>52421560
I pray they don't find the crusader age relic I hide there

>>52423057
Just don't go to Pattaya or Phuket, going there as a single white male is synonymous with "imma fuck cheap thai prostitutes/lady boys/little children"

Hat Yai is a less obvious one I guess.

>>52423023
IS IT BECAUSE IM MUSLIM?

proceed to receive free shit.

>>52423057
Milton Keynes.

>>52423071
I would post them on /b/ along with her full name and facebook profile and then delete them from my computer.

>>52423023
>>52423097
Topkek

>>52423071
yes, fucking dumb normie.

>>52423097
That's why there are so many black, overweight women working as TSA agents. They can't be racist, because they are disabled (overweight = disabled in the US), non-white and non-male.

>>52423071
>Would you delete the nudes?
Yeah

Keeping them as some kind of "trophy" just screams beta / depressed / "not over her at all"

>>52423126
I thought it was because they were the most worthless dregs of society who couldn't secure a real job. My mistake.

>>52423071
>She was pretty hot.
Sounds like anon was right. Sounds like you're not over her at all.

>>52422896
>international law

subtle kek

>>52423019
Definitely a pedo.

>>52422896
>That's a violation of international law
So is Guantanamo bay, sending drones to assassinate people, violating Pakistani's state supremacy by sending a death squad to kill Osama bin Laden inside Pakistan or invading Iraq without UN's permission. Did it stop the US from doing any of those things?

>>52423099
Whats there? Never been to milton keynes. I heard its like some village with rich people.

>>52423211
'murrica

>>52423217
It's Swindon 2.0.

>>52423140
Go back to Tumblr, feminist

>>52423266
>feminist
uh, what?

I'm the one that posted >>52423110

>>52421560
this is why i don't fly

>>52423165
And how do you know that?

>>52423262
It's not that bad.

Swindon is a unique bad.

>>52423308
He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?

>>52422271
>"anon is this free and open source software called Linux?"
>"you are under arrest for possessing contraband"

>>52423110
What exactly would that achieve aside from attracting the ire of a community that I like?
>>52423115
Explain.
>>52423140
Again, it's just pictures of a hot, nude woman who I happened to have been with. It's not all that different from having pictures of hot, nude women who you haven't been with.
>>52423154
So you tell people that all your exes were ugly? That's... interesting.
>>52423285
Why make two posts instead of one?

>notice that I live in a 1st world country
>say no, continue to plane

>>52423380
Stop being so butthurt, you're lovesick. It happens. Get over it.

>>52423388
>yuropoor country
>first world

>>52421560
I log to special user with automated scripts designed to erase locally stored "sensible data"

>>52422022
lmao, shut it nerd

no one cares about "illegal copies of entertainment"

>>52422644
Like france

>>52422720
Fucking what

Can they search your phone?

>>52422787
This isn't a gore thread

i dont own a laptop

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>>52421746
They did this at the Canadian border to some fur-fag. They found furry porn on his laptop and didn't let him into the country. He also had like no money, but yea.

Here is a link to the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y_5b1JsIs4

>>52423087
Stop making religion sound awesome

>>52424038
this is a kek, but they would have let him in if he had more money or a return ticket

>>52424038
kek

At least Canada refuses to let furfags in, now you only need to stop muslims.

Why not have 2 accounts on your laptop and log into the one with nothing on it

>>52423019
Wear shades to mask your autism and say jet lag when anyone asks

>>52424038
I bet he had the real depraved shit hidden cleverly. Looks like they just took a look in his user directory.

>>52424667
Might as well fill your HDD with win 7 and normie shit like gaymes and cat pics, then work off a live USB when traveling

>>52422878
Never forget what?
When gentoo became a meme?

How do those TSAs react on nude pictures of Yourself? Just make the wallpaper a photo of yourself fucking a watermelon while looking into the camera with a smug face.

>>52423308
U dont fly u sudo your way into another cunt

>give laptop
>they ask you to open it up
>quick look inside
>off you go
wew so much trouble

>>52424667
The border guards would probably know what a user account is. Better to have two OS's, that way you pick the cover option while you're still in BIOS.

>>52425013
It better not be a nude picture of yourself under the age of 18, otherwise you'll be charged for the possession of child pornography :^)

>>52424038
what the fuck.

>>52421560
Enter secondary password so it boots into the secondary OS.

>>52425403
They can't force you to recall a password

>>52425091
Better yet, just get a bootloader that automatically boots to a normie OS unless you spam F4 or something

>>52421560
"You don't need to search my laptop."

>>52421560
They will have to provide me with a free laptop for them to search then

yay free laptop

>>52422663
>Know someone called Alister
>Call him "Ali" for short

Well I never liked him anyway.

>>52421560
"These aren't the drives you're looking for."

>>52424882
And you think they wouldn't search the USB too?

>>52421560
what is this, laptop you speak of? you mean this light projecting electro-typewriter?

>>52421560
'Is it really a laptop if it's in my bag
and not on my lap?'

>>52421560
Hand it to them. There's still a firmware password, full disk encryption, and my login password

>>52422324
you can leave if you don't like it :^)

>>52425940
Not if you hide it in your rectum before going through security, and if it's really necessary just partition off some space as NTSF and store more normie shit on it for them to check in wangblows

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>>52424038
scared now this might happen to me.
>Muh futa horsedick furry porn

Okay
...
"What is this Veracrypt, sir? What is the password?"
>No

>>52422720
SHIIIET

>>52421560
>"I had my friend set the passphrase and only agree to send it to me when I'm confirmed to be at my destination"

>>52423327
you seem insecure as fuck

>>52422124
Speaking of Canada, a German friend was flying there to fuck a Canadian friend, when she arrived to the Canadian airpot she got randomly selected for a check and they made her turn on her laptop, where they found loli in there and did not let her get into the country, my Canadian friend and her told me that they also asked her if she came to molest children.

Was I rused by them or does Canadian airport security really makes you boot your laptop so they can search for shit?

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>travel with multiple laptops all the time
>no issue at all

>wear jeans with decorative chains
>we can't let you on the plane wearing that, we will have to cut off the chains and confiscate them

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>>52421560
The only thing on top of my lap is my penis ;)

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I once left my black shit top bag laying on the floor in Reagan National for like 10 minutes by mistake and when I realized I forgot it I was afraid I might start a bomb scare.

Then I remembered I was white and everything was okay.

sure.

good luck getting past the encryption, bud.

>>52421746
Yes, i have a friend who went to the USA to work as a babysitter for an Italian family she knew (we are italian oc) and when she came back for a Christmas break she had to leave her iPhone there cause they would search on pictures and messages and other shit proofs that she was illegally working there. And she was.
Actually they're not that free in the land of the free, looks like basic rights here in the EU are daily ignored. They're free to shoot themselves though.

>>52421560
OP: https://youtu.be/xZtikRu6QAA?t=1m7s

>>52426174
>looks like you can't exit the terminal sir

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>>52421560
YOU CAN'T STOP ME, I AM AN AMERICAN, I GOT RIGHTSSSSSSSSS

>>52421560
I dont have one

>>52421932
>you are just being cocky wanting your freedoms

Is this what liberals really think? Holy shit we are all doomed to dystopia if this is how people actually fucking think.

Is this a thing now? Airport officials actually going through all the shit in your laptop? How is this even legal?

Fuck this gay earth

>>52421560
I give him my laptop.
>2016
>having compromising shit on your laptop
I thought this is /g/

>>52421560
>sir
EXCUSE ME, THAT IS VERY OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS MALE YOU TRANSPHOBIC CIS SCUM! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FUCKING JOB

My laptop has space for two HDDs, one with loonix and the other with wangblows, so I have two questions: Can they know through the x-ray that there are two HDDs? And if they ever ask me to let them in, will they be content booting and inspecting Windows or do you think they will ask me to boot the loonix too?

>>52421760
Even if they start x doubt they could navigate i3/any tiling manager

>>52427446
>expecting airport security to actually know shit about computers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodq_CYtRYs

>implying terrorists are going to carry around their terrorist plans or whatever in a fucking laptop when boarding a plane

Who the fuck is in charge of this kind of security, and who the fuck puts such a retard in charge of that?

>>52427436
This. My laptop is either a burner laptop that's easy to dispose or I would mail my hard drive without the laptop if I needed to securely transport my shit.

>>52422878
why is obama photoshopped in?

>>52427480
>implying they "browse" shit
They extract files from the storage and browse them with the extractor program.

>>52425051
>I'm a cuck

>>52427523
>mailing a hard drive

And taking the risk of losing it because some retard loaded the package in the wrong plane? No thanks

If anything I'd do it the other way: mail the computer and carry any sort of storage with me. You can replace hardware, but not data.

>>52427549
>They extract files from the storage

I refuse to believe this is legal

>be youtube celeb
>requested to do a reaction video of boku no pico
>have to catch a plane soon but download it anyway to do a reaction later
>laptop is checked
>"come with me you sicko"
>in the backroom to get searched
>kicked in balls
>"you fucking pedo scum"
>get arrested
>50 years in prison

>>52427638
I wish this would happen to all JewTube "celebs".

>>52427592
I guarantee you none of this is. These types of threads are made by insecure 3rd worlders who try to make the US look like shit by spreading misinfo.

Police everywhere pull shit on people who don't know their rights because they know they probably won't know better. If you bone up on your laws you can give them a legal reason why they can't do shit 99% of the time.

Just tell them no, they can't see your files. If they try to hold you ask for a reason and say you want to hear a lawyer tell you thats a good enough reason to hold you. They probably won't, and then they'll be forced to let you leave. Then make a big stink about it on a slow news day saying how the TSA violated a perfectly normal citizen's rights and harassed you.

the only people that 'have' to show their files are bitches that bend over for the state at the first hint of pressure.

>>52421560
>log into wangblows session
>start menu full of "dead" shortcuts
>nothing but appdata in users folder
>programs and user files all stored on encrypted partition
Have fun forcing my 60+ character passphrase.

>>52427714
>gets $2 rubber hose
"Log in faggot"

>>52427592
>all they get is a an entrie drives worth of mumbo jumbo to them as it is all encrypted

>>52421560
Go for it.
>Grub auto boot to Windows

Its Windows 10 sir, the latest and greatest of botnet technology!

>>52427735
>be on multiple cameras not being covered in welts before they called you into interrogation
>come out of the room covered in welts
>go to any news organization, show them what happened, demand security footage
>agents involved fired, public mistrust for the TSA and government in general grows until new laws limiting their power are passed

All it takes is for people to not be cucks and give in on everything.

>>52421560
"Sure, you can search my laptop, that is IF I HAD ONE"

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>>52421787
>>52422615
>>52422640

>>52421560
take a video of it because its the first time someone not me actually touched my laptop. then upload it in my secret lifelog folder

>>52421560
i forgot the pw :^)

Sure man, go ahead and look at my 890GB collection of 4chan reaction images

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>start PC
>boots into a command line terminal
>get arrested for being a hacker
>mfw

>>52427773
Who says you come out?
They can hold you for 48 hours without letting anyone know.Surly that is long enough to break you and then have you recover apperancewise.
The airports security cameras are not public property, its their own private records, which they dont have to give anyone or be compelled to show anyone.

The TSA's success rate is only 5% across ALL locations. They dont even do anything now. HLS,FBI do all the work.

>>52422482
>I'm less talking about the laws and more about the popular mindset.
US is corporatism in practice.
Corporations über alles.

Just use a cheap android phone that's brand new.
I buy them outright and have a spare chilling in the box still. So if anything all I'd need to worry about is the sd card in my wallet.

>>52428147
US is an oligarchy

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>>52427566
>Chinese moot still hasn't filtered the word cuck

>>52428331
cuck

>>52428331
For a while it went to kek, at least on /mu/.
cuck

Do a 360 and walk away because this will literally never happen

>>52428331
Cuck was definitely filtered, I don't know what you're talking about. On the subjects of not knowing things, who's moot?

>>52428693
John R. Moot invented penicillin.
btw gtfo normal faggot, lurk more until we pop your cherry.

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>>52421560
>Say OK
>MFW I don't even have a laptop

>>52421746
No this is just another made up paranoia-induced story on /g/ so that people can justify how much time they devote to being untraceable (even though they still are)

>>52421834
I take my Alienware m17r3 in my carry on sometimes it has a magnesium case like if you wanted to start a fire all you would need was a good spark from the huge ass battery and that magnesium case.

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>>52422236
Got any proof fucker?

When I was in Canada there was news about the gov making new laws to give border patrol the legal right to fully surch your tech. Meaning you would be required by law to give the passwords to your phone and any other tech for them to freely access.

I'm pretty damn sure the US border patrol already had that right.

Best believe they can fuck your shit up at unholy levels. TSA is a whole different thing.

>>52422688
If you use a serious browser you can just set the cache to be in the ram...

>not muslim
>white
LOL TSA won't do shit

>>52421560
>desktop
>bomb_making_instructions.jpg, when opened reveals water balloon filling techniques
>CP folder, which contains pictures of cheese pizza (the edible)
>scat tranny porn as wallpaper

>>52426935
After the loli case in Canada it is now customary to check everyone's laptops at the airport

pro tip:
if you have sensitive data you want to carry through customs for whatever reason, put it on a microsd-card and hide it under your foreskin.

>>52423071

There guys saying they would delete nudes are fucking liars. I kept the nudes of every woman who let me photograph her naked.

Why?

Because they're A+ whacking material. Way more personal than porn.

>>52428525
It was site-wide but was lifted after a while

>That's not a laptop, it's a steam press designed to look like a laptop.
It hasn't failed me yet.

>>52431882
Because you never used it in the first place?

>>52421560
I want them to try to handle my cursorless arch with my i3 wm....

>>52431912
Well, I suspect it would work.

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>>52422720
That is so smart and so stupid all at the same time.

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>>52431924
>52431924
If your tsa agent has a handful of stale cum and oatmeal instead of a brain.

>>52421560
>OK
>worst that happens is they see my anime and laugh

If you plan on making a fuss, enjoy getting raped with a flashlight.

>>52431949
My GPU can get pretty toasty,

>>52421560
I don't have a laptop.

sure my password is "sudo rm -rf /*"

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>>52432005
If you can't iron a shirt with it, it ain't a steam press laptop combo. Also be careful that thing doesn't nuke your balls.

>>52421560
Say sure and hand over my thinkpad running gentoo normie won't know how to do shit

>>52432024
I just have an encrypted drive and a sneaky initrd command to dd the header a few times. I think that's good enough.

>>52432028
Thanks for the tip.

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>>52432051
> yfw my OS and all (encrypted) files are on a 128gb microSD card, which I hide in pic related

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>>52432062
No problem.

>>52432068
Clever but you might lose it.

>>52432092
It's encrypted, so I could handle that. But I won't lose it, it's in my wallet with at least 30 other coins.

>>52423371
Actually it's GNU/Linux

>>52432209
A true gentooman would use the full interjection.

>>52421560
Hand it over. When they ask for the password to decrypt the lvm I would plead the fifth amendment.

>>52421643
Not logging in does nothing to prevent them from viewing all the files on your computer.

Anybody can literally take the hard drive out of your computer and stick it in a different computer and view every photo, video and file on it.

>>52422240
It is better to plead the fifth than say "I know the password and wont give it to you".

It is better to plead the fifth than to lie and say "I don't know the password" as lying to a federal agent is illegal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

>>52422283
Yes it is legal for them to image your hard drive if you give it to them. If you refuse they have to get a warrant, unless you are entering or leaving the United States or are withing 100 miles of the boarder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_search_exception

>>52426976
>having shit fashion sense

You deserved it lad

>>52432260
Windows makes it pretty easy to encrypt your user directory, but I don't know who that'll slow down. Not the NSA, I'm betting.

>>52431243
>tfw circumcised

>>52427579
I did this when shipping my desktop overseas. I carried the hard drive with me and shipped the rest. It took awhile, but it arrived in 1 piece with everything still there. It was stuck in customs for a week, so after I got it I replaced all the parts (except for the hard drive) because i wasn't sure if they put things into the BIOS or whatever.