Is there any way to completely turn off the dick on a Mac? I don't mean "autohide", I want it gone.
But I thought Macfags loved dicks?
You can do it, but you'll be missing some stuff. The Dock is also responsible for Mission Control/Exposé and the Notification Center, so if you kill the Dock both of those will be gone too. Oh, and you'll lose your ability to minimize windows because you've eliminated the only place for windows to minimize to.
I haven't done it myself because I think it's silly, but you should be able to kill off the Dock doing this:
1. Navigate to /System/Library/LaunchAgents/
2. Back up com.apple.dock.plist somewhere outside of LaunchAgents
3. Delete com.apple.dock.plist
4. Restart or log out and back in
After that, you should be able to restore the Dock by copying your backup plist back into LaunchAgents and restarting.