I have a genius idea for an app. How do I implement it and monetize without Apple banning me, and adding the idea as a standard feature on all their devices?
It'd be an app for your phone with a simple "on/off" icon for your homescreen.
Whenever you had a boner, you would turn it on. When it retreated, switch back to off.
Basically, the app would use your phone's GPS to place the location of you and your boner on a world/local map. You'd be able to see how many people in the world currently have boners.
You'd also be able to see large clusters of boners in your area and be like "whoa...I better get down there. Something's going on that's giving everyone a boner".
Facebook/Twitter integration would be a must.
You could track friends' boners so you could shoot them a text like "congrats on the boner" and collect stats for yourself and others, e.g. boner frequency, boner duration, prime boner time.
You'd probably also want bluetooth or NFC to alert you of boners within 100ft of you so you know to knock before walking in a room and getting an eyeful of boner.
Well, it was pretty cold here today, and my hands were getting really chilly! As you know, electronics can produce a lot of heat, so I'm designing an app that will turn your device into an electric hand warmer. Basically you full throttle the device until it starts to overheat until it warms your hand. It's like the flashlight app for touch.
This is an amazing idea.
Basically it's an app that covers all the clothed portions of a person so all you see is skin. It does this in real time so technically it's a form of augmented reality. Instantly make everyone you see appear naked.
We'll hire this guy for the logo