is putting a laptop on your lap really that bad for your balls?
Yes, they have to be on the outside of your body because they can't handle body temperature already, setting a 100+ degree laptop on top doesn't help.
Never understood why this is supposed to be a problem. Laptop and balls never touch, it sits on - guess what - your lap. It's not called a ballstop. Also it's only slightly warm (at best) unless you're playing gayms.
Fun fact, they're not called laptops either.
You mean a notebook computer and according to every single manufacturer on the planet they should only be used on a hard, even surface. None of them are meant to be used on your lap.
Find me any single piece of official documentation that calls it a laptop. A URL for SEO does not count. They really aren't laptops and any manufacturer will tell you that because they're not designed to be used on your lap. If you were injured or if the device broke because of poor air circulation they'd be liable but since it's not a laptop they can just say "Tough shit, you didn't follow our guidelines."
if they're marketed as laptops don't spazz out when people call them laptops instead of reading the documentation, fucking nerd
Depending on the workload the bottom of the "laptop" can get very hot. This heat can radiate through your thighs and clothing, increasing the temperature of your balls. If your really stupid you also run the risk of burning your thighs.
Temperature needs to be not too hot otherwise balls wont make an optimal amount of sperm for baby anon.
Also using a laptop like in >>52404450 is not very good for your neck. The hunchback of /g/ tends not to get so many girls.