>>52395712 It's an economic reality, you should know that companies drug test and say no to drugs so you can get employed. The lack of foresight and awareness of your future self is a sign of a failure.
>>52395737 This tbqh comrade; you should be prepared for any arbitrary demonstration of desirability your potential masters might ask of you. Anything less might bring into question the totality of your commitment to them.
the only places that can go into the bathroom and look at your penis or whatever you got down there you use as a spigot are the federales.
that means if you get a government job, or if you're going to prison or the military. these urine tests are hard as fuck to pass unless you are a master of your own metabolism. Or you are a genital ninja.
Just abstain from any drugs for a month or get some clean urine (or fake urine). 420chan has threads about this shit all the time. P.S. If you want to be super careful you may wish to avoid certain other things as well. Ibuprofen can cause false positives for weed, poppy see bagels can cause positives for opiates, and robitussin can cause positives for PCP.
>>52395694 I'm just a cable technician anon but when I got hired onto my job they made me go to a doctors office and pee in a cup. Made me empty my pockets before I went into the bathroom and all the ahndles on the toilet and sing and shower were taken off as well as all the drains blocked. and they had some fluid in the toilet and asked me not to flush it. I'm pretty sure if you try anything retarded like watering down your piss they would catch you. Just play it cool and they wont suspect anything if you try shit. Like the lady didnt even check my pockets once all my change, keys, and phone were out. From what it seems 6 months into this job they never drug test anyone unless you get in an accident in a company vehicle.
If I ever get drug tested and fired because of it, I think I'd be fine because I wouldn't want to work at such a narrow minded company anyway. Then again the drugs I do don't show up on normal tests, so that probably wouldn't happen anyway.
>>52395649 Ausfag here. I'm in entry level IT job, in gov. Been drug tested every so often, but we get notice kek, unless you are known to be doing drugs on the job. Weed stays in your system for a long time, so yeah just remember that.
Never been tested for drugs in my 16 years as a Sysadmin. Actually, never been tested for drugs ever. Regular weed smoker, sometimes hash. Mdma once or twice a month. Alcohol every weekend. Acid or shrooms 2 to 3 times a year.
>>52396336 What is your favourite food? If your job arbitrarily tested your for consumption of this food and fired you if you ever ate it, would you think stop eating the food is a reasonable solution? No, it's the job that is in the wrong, whatever food you eat is your own business.
>>52396377 First of all, that's wrong, and secondly, a person using drugs is not high all the time. People should be allowed to have periods of fun and not worry about "being capable of doing something" 24/7. At least to me that seems like a sad life.
>>52396358 When you signed the contract you already agreed to not using drugs while employed. You signed it, you agreed to it, and now you choose to disagree to it because you feel like you're above that? If you believe the job is in the wrong, then leave it and join a job that's got no problem with your drug use. You're replaceable, and for every one of you there's 10 people who would rather work for your money and follow their contract.
>>52396436 I'm talking about drug testing. Most contracts allow your employer to run random drug tests if they so see fit. It doesn't matter if it's what you do in your free time. If your contract doesn't let your employer do that then simply decline because it's your legal right.
But this goes for anything. A person in a driving position may be fired for excessive speeding or dangerous driving out of work, a person working for a business can't talk openly about their opinions on social media if related to the business or job. If you didn't agree to random testing in your contract, then why don't you decline?
>>52396429 Jeez, if I had a penny for every time I heard that.. You misunderstand my comment. I am not saying I _need_ drugs to have fun. I am saying that drugs are fun. It's just like hobbies: a hobby is a fun thing, but that doesn't mean you are incapable of having fun when you are not doing that specific hobby. For the record, I personally only do drugs once every few months or so, and yes I am perfectly happy with my time sober, but I still cherish the occasional trip.
>>52396489 I haven't tried weed so I can't comment on that, but stuff like LSD, shrooms, 2C-B, DMT etc. really are that fun I think. It's not something that you do as a habit, but when you do do it, it's mindblowing on so many levels.
>>52396487 It's not, it's defending your legal right, and if you're being treated differently for declining something that isn't in your contract you can seek legal aid through a workers compensation lawyer or your appropriate union.
It doesn't matter if it's a drug test or declining working extra hours or overtime, or if you refuse to get a lunch shorter than what your contract says, all of those are your rights and an employer treating you as "guilty until proven innocent" is waiting for tens of thousands in legal compensation. Though of course, it's worth rereading your contract if you're unsure about any of those points as almost all work contracts allow for random drug and alcohol testing, and seeking legal aid if you're being treated unfairly.
Where do you get acid these days. I had a hookup in HS but that was almost 20 yrs ago. Now I'm a middle aged white man in NYC and have no idea. Craigslist is just a bunch of niggers in the projects trying to rip you off.
Yeah and yet hypocritical fucks who drugtest have no problem with Alcohol.
No company is going to fire you unless your high on the job, what you do in your own time is your own business, I've been on a job where they drug tested regularly and neither I or anybody I worked with (some of which were crack heads) ever got into shit.
What job are you going for? Know in the APS, noone cares, 90% of pubes are stoners at lower levels or coke heads at EL. I've been to coke/hooker parties with the heads of departments.
>>52395690 Lol according to that logic everyone should be unemployed since the body naturally produces its own hallucinogenic substances. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15780487 Drugs have probably contributed more to human progress than an unenlightened philistine like yourself. http://www.miqel.com/entheogens/francis_crick_dna_lsd.html
>>52396539 now you have found true euphoria in your own intellect while enjoying some unsweetened organic herbal tea reflecting over the meaning of life you seriously sound like a boring as shit person probably one of the soulless battlestation posters
Why the fuck does companies do drug tests? What's the point? Is this another only american thing, because I have never heard of it anywhere else. Elsewhere a drug test from your employee would normally be highly illigal.
Well I was fine after NYE. There's only one time I've snorted something dodgy and I think it was meant to be MDMA (the time when I bombed MDMA was amazing, but this most certainly wasn't). I felt fucking awful for days after, felt like bad flu, and my glands on my neck swelled up.
Coke has never posed me a problem though, apart from financially.
>>52397455 >Coke has never posed me a problem though, apart from financially. Pure Cocaine or Cocaine that is at least only cut with harmless agents is generally available but even on the dark net where lots of people lab test, it is rare. I would never buy Cocaine on the street
I've only ever bought it at parties, or more usually my friends get some and I have a couple of lines. A couple of my friends have good hook ups who have never killed us or anything so yeah, it's been okay thus far.
>>52396358 I just had a thought. If you lived in an American State at any point in your life during the period in which marijuana was legal, and then worked in a another state with this drug evaluation (ausfag here, if a company demanded drug tests for its employees post probation here, the media would lynch the company.) Could you still legally be penalised?
Cocaine definitely varies, the first time I had it years ago was one of the most intense experiences ever, but a couple of times I haven't even felt it. Because it's so lucrative it can often be so diluted so much that it's not even noticeable. Also heroin and crystal meth, shieeeeeet. I ain't never touching that shit.
>>52397711 >I get paranoid too easily. Then the problem is the environment and/or the people around you. My first trip was a train wreck due to assholes in the room. Taught me how to find real trustworthy friends.
>>52397455 Haha, my lymph nodes have been through a lot too. Last year I ordered some lab drugs, which are basically illegal drugs meant for lab use, which makes them legal if you are a scientist who uses them on lab rats. Needless to say, I tested them on myself before giving them to my rats, I took 3-4 different kinds everyday for a week or so. A few days after my neck was as swollen as a ping pong ball on both sides. I went to the doctor, he prescribed me some antibiotics, I did some research to see if ingesting antibiotics while your body is filled with all kinds of drugs would be wise, seemed to be risky. I went back two days later, told the doc they didn't help at all but actually worsened it. I had to walk around with 2 ping pong balls for 2 weeks.
>>52397814 Just be in a calm safe place and relax. Theres nothing to be too concerned about as far as i know. It will change this normal reality, and it will stay changed like youve literally juts shifted into some sort of higher perception / conciousness. After a little while it will change back so enjoy it and dont be afraid.
>>52397912 Break through first time, get the full opening. Or if youre worried take the small dose first, that probably wont do anything to make your fear become less the next time though when you know youre taking even more.
I have been drug tested. They fired me for my adrenaline levels and testosterone levels being too high. They said i skimped on female hormone injections and now lost my right to the job as a programmer.
>>52395649 my first two jobs never tested (one at a local pc shop, another working for a xerox sales agency) turned down a couple positions because they tested. current job doesnt test (managed service provider) smoke weed erryday
>>52395737 >tfw me and my boss smoke weed and eat aderal before coming to work
whatever you say
just because you do drugs doesn't mean you don't know how to fucking work
sorry you can't properly align priorities and just get too fucked up
sometimes just be careful, my boss told me were getting the "drug test" discount on workmans comp (this is why most companies drug test)
i'm obviously not going to get fired, but if i get hurt (lol how arthritis?) no workmans comp for me, but we all have aflac so its really whatever.
>tfw the aflac rep told us we could spend the money on a big bag of dope, its your money not the insurance companies money, we do not care what it's spent on me and my boss fucking lost it and couldn't stop laughing
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