.

>>52380918
>Android/iOS switch
>not gentoo/arch switch
>disgusting GUI instead of CLI
it's trash

>no anime
Have you even seen the desktop threads?

>>52380934
>>52381064
/thread

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>tfw your phone can't even read punchcards
why live?

>>52381064
This, also no gay-legshaving anything?

>>52380918
>/g/phone
>nothing about installing gentoo
Do you even meme, m8?

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>dual XLRs

powerful

>not pink, laced with anime and have nearly all functionality stripped
>implying /g/ doesn't laugh at anyone who manages to shatter their phone screen
>Android
>All that deprecated tech

More like if reddit designed the phone

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Remove iOS, add gentoo.
Add optical audio out.
Fix straps with pic related.
Add secondary kickstand for vertical viewing.
ADD MORE USB PORTS

>>52380918
That's one sexy ass phone m8. How much?

>>52381086
pretty sure your camera is sufficient

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>>52380918

Android phones are just as hilarious

>>52381744
That's perfect, it just need a case.

>>52380918
As a kid, this was pretty much what I imagined portable computers would look like in 2016.

>>52380918
Truly the pinnacle of invention. Gotta get a truck so I can pick one of these up.

>>52380918
Where's the logo?

>>52380918
Lol this one is pretty good.

>>52384856
UNDERRATED

>>52380918
>guitar jack
1/4 inch you faggot

>>52380918
I don't get it, what's the difference between that and an android phone?

>>52385972
WHERES THE FUCKING 3.5MM JACK!?!?!?!

I'm completely okay with owning a phone like this.

>>52382428
>2016
>needing a case
I mean come on!

No removable battery or SD card slot.

What are you doing.

>>52386109
Right next to the ear trumpet jack on the bottom right side.

>>52380918
>magsafe
heh
>magsafe 2
hehe

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>>52380918
> http://i.4cdn.org/g/1452604597155.jpg

>>52391251

>posting a link to an image on an imageboard
>on a thread where said image has already been posted properly

m8

>>52380918
>not a thinkpad with a 4g modem

>>52382428
And a logo

>>52380918
....that looks fucking awesome

>>52380918
No ethernet

0/10

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>>52392590

>>52380918
>bezels

You fucked up

>>52393252
i miss when most 'big tech' were fucking actual gadgets and not 'view-slabs'

If /g/ actually designed the iPhone it would never get made, it would just be a hundred threads dedicated to designing a new logo for it

>>52393409
and it would still be better than an actual iphone, good point

>>52380918
Thanks for the 80-column card reader.

>>52381086
Worked out a fucking wonderful kickstarter idea, thanks anon.

>>52382365
Do tell.
Given apple copies half of androids stupid gimmicks and useful features combined.

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>>52380918
I would buy the shit out of that

>>52390689
>Breadboard
>Just for a buzzer
Heh

>>52380918
I would buy that in a heartbeat.

No, really: If that phone actually existed, I would purchase it in the time it takes for my heart to go through one contraction cycle.

>>52380918
That screen had better be a crt.

>>52380918
Does it have a 980ti so I can play angry burds at 4k :^)?