Let's code together /g/ https://codeshare.io/ju9Cl

/g/ can't code

>using GPL
>not MIT

Sorry, my backspace got locked down.

Sorry, my copy and paste got locked down.

I'll just keep copying and pasting 100,000 lines so we have somewhere to write

>>52376709
This was my idea as well.
I think we crashed it. I got it to 1.4m

>>52376718
I decided to go with Finnegan's Wake this time. At least we'll have something to read.

>>52376526
yay i crashed it

>>52376526

>>52376526

It was fun while it lasted.

>>52376526
>javascript
dropped

>>52376526

So your idea of coding is to get into that app, then start calling each other faggots...
That'll sure get you that high paying programming job.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

File: So_I_Came_to_this_thread.gif (2MB, 480x292px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 480x292px

It would be nice to have a goal

//Why is codeshare so shit?
//C9 i
// botnet.cpp

using namespace faggot;

#include <print><<endl;
// jhon is aginst this memes class
public class memes {
 short dank;
 public memes() {
   dank = 420; // TODO: kill who put this shit magic number here TODO: DONE <suck a huge cock>
 }
 float getDank(){
  return this.dank;
 }
  public int eat_cocks( int quantity )
  {
    quantity = 9001; //maybe 12313? Needs to be over 9000
  }
  public snoopydoge( char designatedshittingstreet ) {
      // oh shit what is this
  }
  public void smoke(String str) {
    if (str.equals("DUDE, weed LMAO") {
      for (int i = 0; i < dank; i++ ) {
            System.out.println("smonk weed lmao"); //smonk? should this not be sokme? slight bug, can be fixed in next update. cool, cheers.
            eat_cocks(++i);             // :^) thanks familia :)
        }
      else
           System.out.println( "\"eggplant\"");
           // PLEASE BAN THIS GUY IM FUCKING TRIGGERED
    }
  }
}
        class cock {
          float girth;
          float length
        }
        
  //I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.


           public foo() {
             System.out.println( "foo");
           }
          public bar() {
             System.out.println( "bar");
           }
            // who is up to challenge
           // i'm up all night to get lucky
           // what challenge
           // i am already severely challenged
           // 10/10 kek's
           // poo2loo.com
        public static void printDick(int dicklength = 103){ //todo fix length error, add true length and girth
          for(int i=0 ; i < dicklength ; i++ ){

      

Looks good so far

>>52378301
Just wait till RMS comes and makes the whole thing free of code again.

why are you faggots deleting the fun ;_;

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85KB, 1022x768px

>>52378301

:^)

>>52378301
i am happy to inform you that we decided to give a full time position here at google.

please email us your information at [email protected]

  public Cock (float girth, float length, int color) {
    this.girth = girth;
    this.length = length;
    this.color = color;
  }
  public bool isMyCockBiggerThan(Cock YourCock) {
    return (YourCock.length*YourCock.girth < this.length *this.girth)
  }

Spamming the old code to filter out the fags that are there just to remove code

>>52376526

// botnet.cpp

// this is why we can't have nice things.True.Fucking newfags ruining everything

#include <windows10>
#include <systemd.dll>
#include </g/entoo>
#include <trustylib.dll>
#include "hax.h"
 
  using namespace hax
  
  
using namespace faggot;

// Source code:
// i cry all day and all night
func ayy() -> String {
  if ayy.lmao() == true {
      return "ayy"
  } else {
      return "lmao"
  }
}

func cuck(who: String) -> String {
  switch (who) {
    case who.constainsString("wife's son") == true:
        return "cuck"
        break;
    case "wife's gay friend":
        break;
    default:
        print "moot is a faggot" // Won't forget moot
        break;
  }
}

//Resourcesnot  

class Appendage {
  
class Cock { //what system are we going to use for color? integer parts?
  float girth;
  float length;
  int color;
  public Cock (float girth, float length, int color) {
    this.girth = girth;
    this.length = length;
    this.color = color;
  }
  
  public bool isBigger(Cock yours) {
    return (yours.length*yours.girth  this.length *this.girth)
  }
}

public static bool isOpFag(Thread t) {
    return true;
}

 

// Child Porn Downloader v3.30 - Copyright(C)2016 - Linus Tech Tips (https://www.youtube.com/user/LinusTechTips)

>>52379038
lol

 #include <sys/types.h>
#include <sys/socket.h>
#include <netdb.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <pwd.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <fcntl.h>
#include <signal.h>

////////monserveur

 int compteurClient = 0;

void handler(int sig){
  compteurClient--;
}


int main(int argc, char ** argv)
{
  //_______________Creation Socketlocale_____________________
struct sockaddr_in ad;
 struct sigaction act;
 act.sa_handler=handler;
 sigaction(SIGCHLD, &act, NULL);

int descbrLoc=socket(PF_INET,SOCK_STREAM,0);
  if(descbrLoc== -1)
    {
      printf("erreur socket\n");
    }

 ad.sin_family=AF_INET;
 ad.sin_addr.s_addr=INADDR_ANY;
 ad.sin_port=htons((short)31469);
 int res=bind(descbrLoc, (struct sockaddr*)&ad, sizeof(ad));
 if(res<0){ printf("erreur au bind\n");}

MNM//Child Porn Downloader v3.30 - Copyright(C)2016 - Linus Tech Tips (https://www.youtube.com/user/LinusTechTips)
// botnet.cpp

#include <windows10>
#include <diversity>
#include <systemd.dll>
#include <telemetry>
echo "lol";
Dude, i'm french, who's french here ? 
@echo off
  
    DUDE !

    <3
  //shpeeeeeeewwww
  
using namespace faggot;
public class autism
{
  update_tumblr();
  while(1)
    fork();
  return 0;
}

public class MacDetector
{
  if (

public class arrest
{
  if( userdownloadedcp ) arrest();
}
public class startprogram
{
  arrest();
}
void DaDashDavidDavidNowBoweie () {//did he died?
//other important note - somebody ualreadyp there did not like hi
} 
public class Triggered
{
  Triggered(){
      if (eggplant) ban();
  }
} //turngdgu

public class giveAFuck {
    return false;
}
  
<<<<<<<<<<<<
//TODO: Add master/slave terminology //Good call, anon
//TODO: Ask for money to replace Master/Slave with something less offensive
//TODO: Set up filter for eggplant  emoji
//
  //REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT
//I didn't

    

>>52379130
int retourFile=listen(descbrLoc,5);

struct sockaddr_in BRCVClient;
socklen_t lgBRCVClient=sizeof(BRCVClient);

//----------acceptation ndes demandes en boucle, ensuite on fork---------------------------------

while(1){
if(compteurClient<6){
int descBRCVServeur = accept(descbrLoc,(struct sockaddr*)&BRCVClient, &lgBRCVClient);
if(descBRCVServeur==-1){
printf("erreur d'acceptation l'ami\n");
exit(1);
}
compteurClient++;

>>52379142
use [.c.o.d.e.][./.c.o.d.e.]

Fuck you i created my own botnet then someone deleted the page

>>52379405
it's back on like donkey kong

Brilliant
http://pastebin.com/GeCtDE8W

>4chan trying to write code
>being a faggot
pick one

>>52376625
>MIT
>not public domain

if anyone is interested in actually doing something productive, please come to

ix.undernet,org
#/g/codeshare

>>52384078
sorry, mistyped that, it's ix.undernet.org #/g/codeshare (IRC)

welp, fuck that

irc.freenode.net ##/g/codeshare

>>52384192
>freenode

Use rizon family

>/g/ didn't even know how to open a file properly in c

did you fags get irc working yet?
>topkek

Now it's just a chat

>>52384572
>implying the shit ain't saved

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148KB, 648x595px

>tfw stuck on loading page
>can't play with the gentoomen

>>52384478
##/g/codeshare

if you want to help us create shitty text rpg in python.

>>52384699
install gentoo

>>52384730
>python
Enjoy your AIDS you fuck'n nigger.

>>52384749
Have a nice day too.

someone set up an irc server

>>52385025
irc.freenode.net
##/g/codeshare

>>52385119
free node is gay horse shit

you weeb faggots have 9 screens but can't set up a server...

>>52385177
it's an irc network
don't be so autistic

>>52385803
>botnet

>>52385803
>don't be so autistic
I'm not the one posting anime bullshit

>no ford toyota meme

Come to Rizon
#/g/codeshare

>>52386456

faggots fucking ruined the code

going as expected

why /g/ are such faggots ?! we was about to make web crawler

yeah but first we must choose the language if you want to make that web crawler...:/
> c++
> haskel
> c
> javascript
> python
> golang
> java
> c#

>> Please choose !

>>52387897
python

https://codeshare.io/1SfSs
>new link
> beacuse the old one is spammed by faggots of /g/

>>52387942
http://codeshare.io/ju9Cl
or
http://codeshare.io/1SfSs

>why did you make another one?

>>52387897
Php

pls everybody is free to shitpost, but do eet in a new line without deleting other people shipostcode

STOP FUCKING DELETING EVERYTHING YOU FAGGOT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52387989

//welcome penis class developers

class Penis extends ReproductiveOrgan{
    private double lenght, grith;//in cm (double precision for micropenis)
  private boolean circumcised;
  private boolean girly;
  private boolean canErect;
  private double upDownCurvature;//in DEG
  private double leftRightCurvature;
  
  //Naça u there???? 
    
    
  public Penis (){//if no arg, we assume OP
    this(0.01, .01, true, true,false);
  }
  
  public Penis (double lenght, double grith, boolean jew, boolean trap, boolean impotent, double upDownCurvature, double leftRightCurvature){
  // looking good, keep going        
    this.lenght=lenght;
    this.grith=grith;
    this.circumcised=jew;
    this.girly=trap;
    this.canErect=impotent;
  }
  
  public boolean isTrap(){
    return girly;
  }
  
  public boolean isJew(){
    return circumcised;
  }
  
  public boolean isNigger(){
      return (lenght>20 || grith>20);
  }
  
  public boolean isOP(){//kek
      return (lenght == 0.01 && grith == 0.01 && circumcised && girly && !canErect);
  }
  
  public void insert(ReproductiveOrgan r){
    try{ 
      erect();
      
    }catch(UnsuportedOperationException e){
        sysem.err.println("stop trying, you are embarassing yourself");
      //>laughing_girls.jpg
    }
  }
  
  public void erect(){
    if (!canErect) throw new UnsuportedOperationException();
    else circulatorySystem.transferblood(this);//static function to transfer blood
  }
}

>>52378301
where the bum fuck is main?

New thread

>>52388740
>>52388740
>>52388740