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Let's code together /g/
https://codeshare.io/ju9Cl
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/g/ can't code
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>using GPL
>not MIT
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Sorry, my backspace got locked down.
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Sorry, my copy and paste got locked down.
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I'll just keep copying and pasting 100,000 lines so we have somewhere to write
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>>52376709
This was my idea as well.
I think we crashed it. I got it to 1.4m
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>>52376718
I decided to go with Finnegan's Wake this time. At least we'll have something to read.
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>>52376526
yay i crashed it
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>>52376526
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>>52376526
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It was fun while it lasted.
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>>52376526
>javascript
dropped
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>>52376526

So your idea of coding is to get into that app, then start calling each other faggots...
That'll sure get you that high paying programming job.
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
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It would be nice to have a goal
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//Why is codeshare so shit?
//C9 i
// botnet.cpp

using namespace faggot;

#include <print><<endl;
// jhon is aginst this memes class
public class memes {
short dank;
public memes() {
dank = 420; // TODO: kill who put this shit magic number here TODO: DONE <suck a huge cock>
}
float getDank(){
return this.dank;
}
public int eat_cocks( int quantity )
{
quantity = 9001; //maybe 12313? Needs to be over 9000
}
public snoopydoge( char designatedshittingstreet ) {
// oh shit what is this
}
public void smoke(String str) {
if (str.equals("DUDE, weed LMAO") {
for (int i = 0; i < dank; i++ ) {
System.out.println("smonk weed lmao"); //smonk? should this not be sokme? slight bug, can be fixed in next update. cool, cheers.
eat_cocks(++i); // :^) thanks familia :)
}
else
System.out.println( "\"eggplant\"");
// PLEASE BAN THIS GUY IM FUCKING TRIGGERED
}
}
}
class cock {
float girth;
float length
}

//I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.


public foo() {
System.out.println( "foo");
}
public bar() {
System.out.println( "bar");
}
// who is up to challenge
// i'm up all night to get lucky
// what challenge
// i am already severely challenged
// 10/10 kek's
// poo2loo.com
public static void printDick(int dicklength = 103){ //todo fix length error, add true length and girth
for(int i=0 ; i < dicklength ; i++ ){




Looks good so far
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>>52378301
Just wait till RMS comes and makes the whole thing free of code again.
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why are you faggots deleting the fun ;_;
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>>52378301
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:^)
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>>52378301
i am happy to inform you that we decided to give a full time position here at google.

please email us your information at [email protected]
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  public Cock (float girth, float length, int color) {
this.girth = girth;
this.length = length;
this.color = color;
}
public bool isMyCockBiggerThan(Cock YourCock) {
return (YourCock.length*YourCock.girth < this.length *this.girth)
}
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Spamming the old code to filter out the fags that are there just to remove code
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>>52376526
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// botnet.cpp

// this is why we can't have nice things.True.Fucking newfags ruining everything

#include <windows10>
#include <systemd.dll>
#include </g/entoo>
#include <trustylib.dll>
#include "hax.h"

using namespace hax


using namespace faggot;

// Source code:
// i cry all day and all night
func ayy() -> String {
if ayy.lmao() == true {
return "ayy"
} else {
return "lmao"
}
}

func cuck(who: String) -> String {
switch (who) {
case who.constainsString("wife's son") == true:
return "cuck"
break;
case "wife's gay friend":
break;
default:
print "moot is a faggot" // Won't forget moot
break;
}
}

//Resourcesnot

class Appendage {

class Cock { //what system are we going to use for color? integer parts?
float girth;
float length;
int color;
public Cock (float girth, float length, int color) {
this.girth = girth;
this.length = length;
this.color = color;
}

public bool isBigger(Cock yours) {
return (yours.length*yours.girth this.length *this.girth)
}
}

public static bool isOpFag(Thread t) {
return true;
}

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// Child Porn Downloader v3.30 - Copyright(C)2016 - Linus Tech Tips (https://www.youtube.com/user/LinusTechTips)
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>>52379038
lol
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 #include <sys/types.h>
#include <sys/socket.h>
#include <netdb.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <pwd.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <fcntl.h>
#include <signal.h>

////////monserveur

int compteurClient = 0;

void handler(int sig){
compteurClient--;
}


int main(int argc, char ** argv)
{
//_______________Creation Socketlocale_____________________
struct sockaddr_in ad;
struct sigaction act;
act.sa_handler=handler;
sigaction(SIGCHLD, &act, NULL);

int descbrLoc=socket(PF_INET,SOCK_STREAM,0);
if(descbrLoc== -1)
{
printf("erreur socket\n");
}

ad.sin_family=AF_INET;
ad.sin_addr.s_addr=INADDR_ANY;
ad.sin_port=htons((short)31469);
int res=bind(descbrLoc, (struct sockaddr*)&ad, sizeof(ad));
if(res<0){ printf("erreur au bind\n");}
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MNM//Child Porn Downloader v3.30 - Copyright(C)2016 - Linus Tech Tips (https://www.youtube.com/user/LinusTechTips)
// botnet.cpp

#include <windows10>
#include <diversity>
#include <systemd.dll>
#include <telemetry>
echo "lol";
Dude, i'm french, who's french here ?
@echo off

DUDE !

<3
//shpeeeeeeewwww

using namespace faggot;
public class autism
{
update_tumblr();
while(1)
fork();
return 0;
}

public class MacDetector
{
if (

public class arrest
{
if( userdownloadedcp ) arrest();
}
public class startprogram
{
arrest();
}
void DaDashDavidDavidNowBoweie () {//did he died?
//other important note - somebody ualreadyp there did not like hi
}
public class Triggered
{
Triggered(){
if (eggplant) ban();
}
} //turngdgu

public class giveAFuck {
return false;
}

<<<<<<<<<<<<
//TODO: Add master/slave terminology //Good call, anon
//TODO: Ask for money to replace Master/Slave with something less offensive
//TODO: Set up filter for eggplant emoji
//
//REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT REPORT
//I didn't

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>>52379130
int retourFile=listen(descbrLoc,5);

struct sockaddr_in BRCVClient;
socklen_t lgBRCVClient=sizeof(BRCVClient);

//----------acceptation ndes demandes en boucle, ensuite on fork---------------------------------

while(1){
if(compteurClient<6){
int descBRCVServeur = accept(descbrLoc,(struct sockaddr*)&BRCVClient, &lgBRCVClient);
if(descBRCVServeur==-1){
printf("erreur d'acceptation l'ami\n");
exit(1);
}
compteurClient++;
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>>52379142
use [.c.o.d.e.][./.c.o.d.e.]
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Fuck you i created my own botnet then someone deleted the page
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>>52379405
it's back on like donkey kong
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Brilliant
http://pastebin.com/GeCtDE8W
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>4chan trying to write code
>being a faggot
pick one
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>>52376625
>MIT
>not public domain
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if anyone is interested in actually doing something productive, please come to

ix.undernet,org
#/g/codeshare
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>>52384078
sorry, mistyped that, it's ix.undernet.org #/g/codeshare (IRC)
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welp, fuck that

irc.freenode.net ##/g/codeshare
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>>52384192
>freenode

Use rizon family
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>/g/ didn't even know how to open a file properly in c
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did you fags get irc working yet?
>topkek
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Now it's just a chat
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>>52384572
>implying the shit ain't saved
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>tfw stuck on loading page
>can't play with the gentoomen
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>>52384478
##/g/codeshare

if you want to help us create shitty text rpg in python.
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>>52384699
install gentoo
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>>52384730
>python
Enjoy your AIDS you fuck'n nigger.
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>>52384749
Have a nice day too.
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someone set up an irc server
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>>52385025
irc.freenode.net
##/g/codeshare
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>>52385119
free node is gay horse shit
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you weeb faggots have 9 screens but can't set up a server...
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>>52385177
it's an irc network
don't be so autistic
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>>52385803
>botnet
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>>52385803
>don't be so autistic
I'm not the one posting anime bullshit
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>no ford toyota meme
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Come to Rizon
#/g/codeshare
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>>52386456
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faggots fucking ruined the code
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going as expected
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why /g/ are such faggots ?! we was about to make web crawler
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yeah but first we must choose the language if you want to make that web crawler...:/
> c++
> haskel
> c
> javascript
> python
> golang
> java
> c#

>> Please choose !
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>>52387897
python
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https://codeshare.io/1SfSs
>new link
> beacuse the old one is spammed by faggots of /g/
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>>52387942
http://codeshare.io/ju9Cl
or
http://codeshare.io/1SfSs

>why did you make another one?
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>>52387897
Php
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pls everybody is free to shitpost, but do eet in a new line without deleting other people shipostcode
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STOP FUCKING DELETING EVERYTHING YOU FAGGOT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>52387989
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//welcome penis class developers

class Penis extends ReproductiveOrgan{
private double lenght, grith;//in cm (double precision for micropenis)
private boolean circumcised;
private boolean girly;
private boolean canErect;
private double upDownCurvature;//in DEG
private double leftRightCurvature;

//Naça u there????


public Penis (){//if no arg, we assume OP
this(0.01, .01, true, true,false);
}

public Penis (double lenght, double grith, boolean jew, boolean trap, boolean impotent, double upDownCurvature, double leftRightCurvature){
// looking good, keep going
this.lenght=lenght;
this.grith=grith;
this.circumcised=jew;
this.girly=trap;
this.canErect=impotent;
}

public boolean isTrap(){
return girly;
}

public boolean isJew(){
return circumcised;
}

public boolean isNigger(){
return (lenght>20 || grith>20);
}

public boolean isOP(){//kek
return (lenght == 0.01 && grith == 0.01 && circumcised && girly && !canErect);
}

public void insert(ReproductiveOrgan r){
try{
erect();

}catch(UnsuportedOperationException e){
sysem.err.println("stop trying, you are embarassing yourself");
//>laughing_girls.jpg
}
}

public void erect(){
if (!canErect) throw new UnsuportedOperationException();
else circulatorySystem.transferblood(this);//static function to transfer blood
}
}
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>>52378301
where the bum fuck is main?
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New thread

>>52388740
>>52388740
>>52388740
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