Face it /g/ you'll never have a girlfriend who's into

>>52371150
>Face it /g/ you'll never have a girlfriend

FTFY

>>52371150
>Erica Griffin
Is she Peter's sister?

>>52371182
I-I didn't want one anyway

>>52371150
I like her vids 'cause she's always super in depth,
but I cannot stand the way she talks in her reviews.
Like everything she says sounds like she's gonna say something else after, even when the sentence is done. and then the next sentence jumpcuts in.
She talks like this and it's very annoying, ... .

Because you always expect her to say something afterwards, ... .

Only she doesnt, ... .

But her vids are decent though, ... .

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>3D women

>>52371780
I bet you're just poor.
Meanwhile I'll be enjoying my premium gf. Why not allow yourself the treat?

>>52372191
What anime is this from?

>>52372248
Love Live

>>52371150
I don't care I never had gf in the first place and im 24.
Im going full VR mode and dont need anything else.

>>52372191
Kill yourself, weeb

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>>52372245
you pay to fuck women? sad

>not having a qt 3.14 crossdresser bf

>>52371150

My girlfriend is a technical solution manager for IBM, she knows more about tech than me.

>tfw there are girls on /g/ RIGHT NOW that use Arch Linux
>tfw no Arch gf

>>52372269
is it a good animes?

>>52374078
Yes. I also encourage you to play the game and visit our general at /vg/.

>>52374178
okay, I'm DLing it.
I hope i'm not getting meme'd on so you can get some buffer on AB

>>52374226
I don't even have an account on Animbytes. Is there really a difference between it and nyaa/bakabt?

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>>52371150
>mfw met my gf on Quakenet IRC

>>52374255
idk, I'm not those others.

desu, I just recently got on AB because it was open and I just wanted to use it to get into other trackers, but i'm liking it.

>>52374268
Nice bait how would anyone even believe grills know how to use irc or even what it is.

>mfw met my qt gf on
oh wait i don't have a shitposting folder
oh wait i don't have a girlfriend either

>>52374268
LAND WHALE
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>>52374348
>>52374376
The early 2000s were a different time m8s.
Grills actually played games without being attentionwhore tumblrinas. You missed out.

>>52374401
>not attention whores
go play any game or go any where people can post images the attention whores are everywhere. even on /g/.

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>>52374401
We have to go back anon.

I don't think I would want a techy girlfriend/wife to be honest. It just seems... wrong.

Like girls who are are slobs or don't have any friends or soemthing. It's a red flag

>>52374432
Yeah it was much better back then.

She just casually came into our Quake 2 clan's channel and asked me for a match. Didn't even know she was a grill.
Imagine the LAN parties that followed.

We went on to lead a Guild Wars 1 guild together and played a shitton of Diablo 2 while smoking weed.
We play Path of Exile now.

I kinda feel like I lucked out big time.

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>wasting money on women

>>52374511
>implying she is not a tranny

>>52374549
Superb meme my friend

>>52371150
Why would you want one? Women are supposed to cook, clean, and enjoy scrapbooking and crocheting. They are supposed to defer to you to do maintenance and repairs on the house, and make all the household decisions on like which TV or smartphones to buy...you...do know how to re-shingle a roof don't you anon? Replace the alternator in the car? If not, that could be why women don't want you. If they wanted a girlfriend to share life with they'd become dykes.

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We don't need GFs anymore you losers. The planet is already overpopulated with humans. Waifu bots are getting better and better every year.

Also remember that raising a single child for 18 years can cost you over 200k (assuming you love them).

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>>52372395
>>52372550
>>52374268
>>52374348
>>52374376
>>52374401
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>>52374618
>mfw european and the state pays me money to have kids

murka

>>52374618
>The planet is already overpopulated with humans.

That's not even remotely true.

>>52374635

We have something similar in the US, except we call you niggers here.

>>52374660
Fine with me. I'm glad you finally catch up.

>>52374635
and? Americucks give you tax refunds for raising another mouth breather too.

However over 18 years all that money they give you won't reduce the 200k+ bill by much.

>>52371150
No but I have a qt3.14 /sci/ gf with big tits who has an albeit gamer gurl taste in vidya. I work as a systems engineer for the time being and will be going back to grad school in the next year for my PhD in optics. Life is better than good, it's great.

>>52374675
>the 200k+ bill

I don't know about your state, but over here in Germany we pretty much just pay to keep them fed and insured (insurance for a kid is like nothing. bout 100 bucks a month).
School is free.

If they want to study, they get free money that they have to pay back at a much lower rate when they get a job.

>>52372322
Is his penis feminine?

>>52374658
Not him but it's true, we don't like to talk about it though. We use a fuckton of resources and that's not gonna change anytime soon. This planet was built to comfortably accommodate around 5 billion human beings with a little bit of extra resources for safety.

For example, right now petroleum is being depleted faster and faster and as the population rises we'll reach the end of that resource really fucking quickly.

>>52374723
Germany is already like 30% solar, wind and water.

You're just getting fucked by petrol corporations and their lobby.

>>52374715
He was assuming you loved them and didn't force them to endure harsh poverty.

Clothes + shoes alone can cost over 1k a year.

>>52374792
>Clothes + shoes alone can cost over 1k a year.

In a meme country, yes. It's actually about 300-400.

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>>52374771
Are you fucking retarded? Gasoline and Diesel aren't the only things we get out of Petroleum.

Also heavy duty machinery can only use diesel.

>>52374816
Wow. I hope you never have kids.

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>>52374816 again
Last time we shopped.

4 Jeans for 120 eurobucks total. 4 pairs of shoes for 160 eurobucks. 10 pairs of socks for 30 eurobucks.

>>52374875
>>52374884
I have 2 kids. :3

>>52374884
You're pretty much describing poverty. Not as bad as african-starving-to-death grade poverty but still poverty nonetheless.

>>52371150
My girlfriend is a computer science major and has a better build than me

>>52374902
I really hope you're trolling else you've failed as a human being.

>>52374908
>buying good shit at good prices is poverty

I bet you're buying Apple products.

Top lel murka

My girl friend is quantum physicist and is the ceo of a major corporation.

I understand the threat of harmful software and can not be around western "tech geeks" without making enemies

>>52374908
You are torturing your children if you buy them overpriced brand name shit. Try killing your current offspring and having slightly autistic ones that can bear reasonable detachment from the evils of the social dogma.

>>52374924
Mate my kids are doing really well. You're just stuck in that american mindset where people have to pay tons of money to raise their kids.

My girlfriend is a professor at an Ivy League so she's smarter than me. I just take her money and invest in stocks and startups. Pretty nice life.

>>52374955
>You are torturing your children if you buy them overpriced brand name shit. Try killing your current offspring and having slightly autistic ones that can bear reasonable detachment from the evils of the social dogma.
Spoken like a true poorfag

>>52374976
You americans are just beyond treatment.
I understand it.
Still it makes me sad.

My girlfriend invented penicillin, the automobile, discovered why kids lovecinnamon toast crunch all while blindfolded.

Also she's a billionaire.

>>52375030
I love cinnamon.

Also
>you now realize that cinnamon is actually poisonous
>you can fucking die by eating too much cinnamon

>>52374998
I'm not even american. It's nice that you know your memes though. Might come in handy when you want to distract your kids from realizing the poverty they are in.

>>52375059
If you're not american, why do you even spout shit like that?
That makes you even more retarded.

>>52375049
Most cinnamon nowadays is ceylon cinnamon. You'd have to eat like a cup of it for it to do significant liver damage.

>>52375123
What about nutmeg, though?

Kids are using it as a substitute for weed and it does substantial liver damage

>>52375157
>What about nutmeg, though?
>Kids are using it as a substitute for weed and it does substantial liver damage
Good. Kids who do that kind of stupid shit have room temperature IQs, maybe it's better if they go.

>>52372320
I want normies to leave.

>>52375185
That's not the case, though.

My nephew who is at a school for highly intelligent kids told me that most of them do nutmeg cocktails every now and then.

They literally poison themselves for live for a quick rush just because weed is still illegal over here

He's fucking 14 years old

>>52374432
rumor has it sticking a gtx titan x up your ass and killing yourself takes you back, but only if you livestream it for /g/

>>52375215
He probably doesn't do that and is aware of the severe liver damage that activity causes. The ones who do are probably the dumbest kids in that school or their parents really don't love them.

Drug use is only abundant in teens who live in poverty or have broken families.

>>52375256
I once stuck a Titan X up my urethra and got a serious orgasm.

My sperm is still sticking on the walls.

>>52375286
truly the way it's mean to be played

>>52375285
I'm in a rich family and I've smoked weed just because the other guys did it and it was cool.

You can't keep your kids away from doing retarded stuff just because you're better than anyone else.

It's just super more stupid than back in the days. Kids are huffing paint for fuck's sake.
They inhale computer dusters.

I just don't know what to do. I'd be so much better off if they just smoked weed.

>>52374723
> This planet was built to comfortably accommodate around 5 billion human beings with a little bit of extra resources for safety.

Sometimes I forget that people are this fucking stupid.

>>52374401
so wrong it hurts.

>>52375317
Underrated post

>please verify by checking street names

>>52375344
>I just don't know what to do. I'd be so much better off if they just smoked weed.
Not really. A little bit of liver damage is way better than brain damage. Weed has been known to cause chemical changes in the brain we don't fully understand yet. Though personality changes in the brain and somewhat reduced cognitive function has been observed even weeks after the user quit smoking weed.

Anyway talk to the lad if you can and explain how drugs fuck your shit up long term. If he's bright he'll eventually accept your advice, read up on drugs, and have more caution the next time he wants to get high.

>>52375404
M8

It just hurts for you.

I've found my perfect geek gf.

Back in the days there were actual grills who were not fucked.

>>52375347
Then how many people do you think earth can comfortably accommodate numbnuts? 10 billion? 100 billion?

Obviously there is a point where there are too many mouthbreathers on this stupid rock.

>>52375413
And there's the guy who has never smoked weed.

Dude.. even smoking hard will just make you sleepy for a day or two and then you'll be back.

I can tell you from my own experience.

You really need to stop to listen to propaganda.

>>52375473
There are literally hundreds of medical studies on the negative long term effects of weed. But if weed has rotted your brain to the point where you cannot do a simple google search then I'm afraid I can't help you.

>>52375507
m8 these were all about long term abusers.

If you abuse any drug you will see long term negative effects.

If you abuse alcohol you will fucking die.

Weed will just cause you to lose short term memory.

I will take that.

>>52374771
>Not having nuclear power after 2022

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>>52375614
>implying we will have to use that in 2022

Germoney best money

>>52371182
i had 2 girlfriends in senior year of highschool, nerd

>>52375648
I had 3 gfs in junior high

>>52375648
Hope you got tested for STDs.

>>52375681
I had 7 in senior high school

>>52375702
I was sexually assaulted by middle schoolers when I was in 4th grade. I still have nightmares.

>>52375684
there was no need

LITERALLY WHOM?

>>52375453
Actually it is 10. Most scientists believe at 10 billion prices will be so high and resources will be so scarce that most will only be able to afford 1-2 kids.