All right, check out this bad boy. Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS!
>I have a laptop powerful enough to run a VM that in turn emulates that laptop entirely in software
>tfw I use it for anime, shitposting, IRC, email, and music far more often than I really put the CPU through its paces
Probably not as sweet as Acid Burn's laptop.
Is it even crispy in the dark?
I bought an expensive first gen i7 build at the height of its popularity. I did jack shit with it. Only after I got my shit together and picked up a programming job did I start maxing out its CPU usage.
I've retired it as my every day computer in favor of a Haswell i5, but it's still happily running jenkins and compiling stuff, which is how it will live out its days.
>his computer can't even hack alien spaceships
Literally kill yourself pam.