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In the most unnecessarily complex method, write a program

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In the most unnecessarily complex method, write a program that calls OP a fag.
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>>52355170
You're a faggot

brought to you by human brain and thousands of years of evolution
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>>52355170
go post on /fit/
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implicit none

write ( *, '(a)' ) ' OP is a faggot!'

stop
end
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print "ur a fag"
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just about anything in Java should do it
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in php

OP is a fag.
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posting on 4chan will deterministically get you called a fag
incidentally the process is powered by interneuron synapsing so there you go.
You faggot.
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<?php echo "OP is a faggot"; ?>
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Go in cmd type tree and just type anything after you want. Congrats your a hacker
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>>52355170
x = "op is a fag"
for i in range(x):
print(x[i])
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>>52355289
unnecessary syntax
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>>52355170

I keep failing on the captchas-- says something like

<code>
java.io.FileNotFoundException: input.txt
at java.io.FileInputStream.<init>(FileInputStream.java)
at java.io.FileInputStream.<init>(FileInputStream.java)
at ExTest.readMyFile(OPIsAFag.java:19)
at ExTest.main(OPIsAFag.java:7)
</code>
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In java
public class OpIsFag {
int OP=1;
do {
System.out.println(OP is Fag)
} while (OP == 1);

}
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.data
hello: .asciiz "OP is a fag"

.text
main:
la $a0, hello
li $v0, 4
syscall
li $v0, 10
syscall


MIPS Assembly.
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print "OP is a faggot"


ez
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>>52355335
you're supposed to use [] for the code tags
java.io.FileNotFoundException: input.txt
at java.io.FileInputStream.<init>(FileInputStream.java)
at java.io.FileInputStream.<init>(FileInputStream.java)
at ExTest.readMyFile(OPIsAFag.java:19)
at ExTest.main(OPIsAFag.java:7)
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using System;
using System.IO;
using System.Linq;
using System.Collections.Generic;

namespace Hello
{
public static class HelloWorld : Object
{
public static readonly letters = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"
public static System.Collections.Generic.IEnumerable<char> getCharacters()
{
foreach(int i in Enumerable.Range(0,letters.Length))
{
yield return letters[x];
}
}
public static int main(string[] args)
{
foreach(char chr in getCharacters())
Console.Write(chr);
return 0;
}
}
}
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>>52355511
nigga that just prints the alphabet
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>>52355170
#include <iostream>

void take_a_chance() {
void* level;
if (level > 9000) {
throw "OP is a faggot";
}
}

int main() {
try {
while (1) {
take_a_chance();
}
}
catch (char const* s) {
cout << s <<;
}
}
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>>52355252
This was oldstyle Fortran 77 btw
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>>52355170
public class Main{
public static void main(String[] args){
StringBuilder sb = new StringBuilder();
String[] dank = new String[]{"O", "P", " ", "i", "s", "a", "f", "g", "."};
int[] memes = new int[]{0,1,2,3,4,2,5,2,6,5,7,8};
for(int i = 0; i <= memes.length; i++){
sb.append(dank[memes[i]]);
}
System.out.println(sb.toString());
}
}
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Python:

import OPisafag

OPisafag()
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>>52355722
>old style
>77
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