ITT: Tech retards

>>52324733
any thread on /g/ during American power hour

>>52324733
>old enough to grow beard
>doesn't comprehend the difference between "your" and "you're"
American education.

>>52324733
6000$ ahaha, faggot

>>52324769
>not understanding that language evolved and the distinction isn't really needed since people still know what your saying

>>52324766
Ooooh snap, nigger.

>>52324824
>it's okay to be stupid because everyone else is stupid.

>>52324824
>making excuses for being illiterate

Pretty sad when people who speak English as a second or third language have to correct you on the simplest of words.

>>52324824
>using a trip
>thinking anything you say matters
pick one

>>52325060
>>52324940
>>52324900
>>52324844
>>52324824
>>52324787
>>52324769
>>52324766
Good thread niggers.

>>52324824

kill you'reself.

>>52324733
good that sweet "free" backpack though.
worth.

>>52324769
Those are ausfags in op's pic

>>52324733
>6000$
>2x GTX780M
Is this even legal?

So what is the best gaming laptop?

The terrible grammar is the most annoying part of this image.

>>52326403
yes. not everyone is a poorfaggot like you, indian fuck

>>52326424
>i have more money than brains

Me. I use computers all the time, but don't have a clue how to program stuff.

The only thing that I did that was remotely connected to programming was playing around in VB (but that's fucking easy, it's like drag and drop; poof, done!)

i think its $aud
not us

>>52324824
Fuck off, Jordan

>all the retards in this thread who believe in prescriptive grammar

Protip: the language you speak today exists thanks to changes that you'd find abominable if they happened in your lifetime instead of 500 years ago, and the English people will speak 500 from now will be nothing like what you know.

Languages evolve and people not knowing certain grammar rules is a cause of change (something that would be "wrong" in its time might become so widespread that it eventually becomes standard and accepted as correct), so deal with it.

Source: I have a totally worthless degree

>>52326653
>it happened before so it's okay to keep doing it

>>52326682

It happened before, it's happening now and it will never stop happening. You have no control over language change.

Unless some grammar nazi decides to go full Hitler and genocide everyone who doesn't speak perfect (according to today's grammar) English, change is unstoppable.

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Prepare yourself gents

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>>52327109

>>52327109
Is that dust on top of the bloody PC?
Fucking bogan cunt!

>>52327136
Give it back, Jamalette

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>>52327136
>>52327109
tpo kek.

>>52327136
>doesn't know the password
There is a good chance that it was stolen. Are bogens like chavs?

>>52327259
Bogans are probably as bad, I follow these "things for sale" sites because the bogans on here post the toppest of kek material.

>>52327278
>Using a spray can near a candle
>Spraying all kinds of shit on his display

He totally deserved the burn.

>>52327348
What happened here?

>>52327317
Same with chavs. You can guarantee that anything small and valuable that's been stolen will eventually turn up there, they are not the brightest bunch of people.

>>52327336
>spraying freezing canned air propellant and anti-druggie bitterant all over your keyboard

canned air should require you display a computer technicians cert before purchasing

>>52327348
Took me a few moments to spot the gun.

>>52327383
Customs. X-ray.

>>52327348
this is what you get for buying a LE MAY GAYMAY motherboard meant for illiterate niggers.

>>52327406
He wasn't using canned air. He used something that contained propane as propellant.

>>52327383
Some NZ customs agent saw it on the X-ray screen and thought it was actually a gun.

>>52327336
>implying air is flammable
If it was the whole world would be fire lol

>>52327488
It could be isopropanol

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f38_1427830234

>>52327522
jesus christ you god damn retard

>>52324824
please die, soon and horribly

>>52324900
i`m a faggot and that`s not you`re problem

>>52324769
I don't get why their's different spelling for words that sound the same.

>>52327675
You're is short for you are, its just a shorter way of saying two words.

>>52327675
In spoken english the difference is the pronunciation. That creates the contrast between them. However, since linguistic inference doesn't translate into text there are variations in spelling to compensate.

>>52327675
>I don't get why their's different spelling for words that sound the same.
>their's

It's probably because you are retarded.

>>52327348

I will never understand this

How much of a retarded gaymur kiddie do you have to be to purchase a motherboard simply because it has a plastic gun shape

I just don't get it

I'd probably make a terrible marketer

>>52327627
>tech retard
>not tech genius

>>52327523
>filling a fucking bathtub with isopropanol
yeah sure

>>52327812

You would be because you're selling with your own wallet instead of your potential customer's.

The market says gamers are getting younger and PC gaming is trending up.

Make edgy motherboards.

>>52327751
I hope he failed his course. Not in a mean way, I just don't think we need more plebs like him in the industry.

>>52327812
So you're not troubled at all that the retard must have ripped out the gfx cards for some ungodly reason, destroying the PCIe slots? That's a much bigger crime than the ricer motherboard.

>>52327912

It was the customs agent >>52327514
Kid deserved it.

>>52327891
>I just don't think we need more plebs like him in the industry.
Why would you care? If he is truly such a pleb he will fail in the industry whether he failed his course or not.

>>52327488
>>52327884
It could be distilled water

>>52327488
I don't see the problem here

>>52327488
>>52327968
The actual story is:

Revenge is a dish best served WET! Scorned woman dumps lying lover's entire Apple collection in the bath (and sent him the pictures to prove it)

Japanese man pays for his cheating ways with his prized gadget collection
Scorned girlfriend takes snaps of Apple bath and sends them to him
Photos of soaked iMac, iPhones, iPads and accessories go viral on Twitter

>>52327954
Have you seen universities nowadays?

> Raid 0
Is there a point in listing it?

>>52327988
Yes, why do you ask?

>>52327990
gotta go fast

>>52327990

Make it sound more nerdy and cool to people who don't know about computers.

>>52327997
Nevermind.

>>52327979
Women, not even once.

>>52328033
If you say so, anon

>>52327488
I see nothing wrong here

>>52327979
>Japanese

Not even once. Those inbred alien apes are fucking crazy. There's always a machete killer every week or a cannibal every day.

>>52328100
>There's always a machete killer every week
lel wut

>>52327627
>Detroit

>>52328122
can confirm. every time im in japan there's a big news story about a stabbing somewhere.

>>52327522
wew

>>52328128
I knew they were fond of rapings and sexual harassment, but stabbing? kek.
Link me an article or something

>>52327627
the sad thing is that I can actually see some people falling for this, some people that don't have any clue what graphics cards actually look like and then they complain about it online in forums how pc gaming sucks and that even with a gtx 580 every game runs like shit. fuark.

>>52327627
The fuck is this

>>52328100

Two nukes weren't enough.

>>52328150
https://www.google.com/?q=japan+stabbing

>>52327751
>I need an money

>>52327751
>blue keyboard protector

Why doesn't he just install a windows partition?

>>52328172
this

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>>52328172
The great leader is working on that

>>52325242
Good riddance.

>>52327348
>the gun
obvious we laughed about it when it came out but what happenend to the pci? looks like someone just broke the cards off.

>>52328323

Thats exactly what customs did. Grabbed the gpu and yanked it out.

>>52327979
I love it when people take their own evidence of destroying property. Makes for an open-shut small claims case.

>>52327383
>>52327348
>>52327432
This is nothing. Back in july we had a thread about a guy complaining about GPU sag in his build... fucker put together the whole computer with no screws AT ALL. Had to rma three boards and 2 GPUs because they kept dying. let me go get pics

>>52328420

Is that the guy with the tabasco bottle?

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>>52328420

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>>52326653

>>52326653
>Source: I have a totally worthless degree
Your opinion in worthless too
;^)

>>52328874
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>52325287
kek

>>52328874

Nobody's opinions on the subject matter. Language will change regardless of what you think 8^]

>>52326653
>the language you speak today exists thanks to changes that you'd find abominable if they happened in your lifetime

give me an example.

>>52328985

>ethnic cleansing

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>>52324733

>work in service desk
>get paid actually decently for this job, 19/hr
>get calls for password resets mostly simple application windows shit
>often get calls for calls other coworkers took and assigned
>simple shit like reinstalling shit restarting
>I solve all these tickets
>every call assigned out is always from one of our female coworkers
>older female co-worker asks me how she adjusts her screen resolution settings she can't see one of her monitors
>literally just detecting the monitor turning on one setting
>this is the type of people I work with
>this is what I have to put up with

I gotta get some certs and get the fuck out of help desk ASAP yo

>>52328985

i don't have a problem with that. the term, or the concept.

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>>52329064

Or a bottle of this.

>>52328985

Quick example: Angleland>England

The main reason this happened is because language change tends to favor simplicity and ease of use, and England is easier to say than Angleland.

also this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Vowel_Shift

Also the whole thing about Old English being an inflectional language. If you traveled back in time to say 15th century England, you wouldn't be able to communicate at all.

>>52327488

Only a fucking woman would do that.

>>52328985
Not the guy but in Germany for example they loosened a grammar rule some time ago. of course the people who learned to use it were furious saying shit like "no ones gonna understand what the author meant now" but in the end the children and pupil who grew up learning the changed rule loved the change because the original rule really only added unnecessary difficulty to the language but didn't really add anything to the sentences it was used in. The reason I know this is because it got changed during my school-time and all the teachers were treating it like a big deal. I know a lot of examples from my parents and all I can say is good riddance.
Maybe not the best example since German is a rather (unnecessary) difficult language while English is comparably easy and straight forward.

>>52327488
>Japan
>3DPD
>unlimited doujins in your native language
>still choosing 3DPD

He deserved it

>>52329177

those are all matters of pronunciation, or the creation of new words. not at all comparable to "hurr durr doesn't matter if you write your or you're, languages evolve".

>>52329177

Another example, this time comparing English and Spanish

the Spanish word for "crocodile" is "cocodrilo". Spanish comes from Latin, and the Latin word was "crocodylus". The /r/ sound in the Spanish word underwent metathesis, meaning it moved towards the end of the word. Why? Because due to the proximity of their place of articulation it's easier to pronounce /r/ after a voiced alveolar consonant like /d/ than after a voiceless velar like /k/

How would you feel if people today started saying "cocodrile"?

>>52329302
How to speel Shakespeare?

Google it.

>>52329302

Well, yeah. But the point is that languages do change.

Who knows anon, maybe 300 years from now we'll say "you is" instead of "you are" :^)

>>52329668

don't care. can you give me an example of something that would have been considered an obvious grammatical mistake, that went on to become standard usage?

>>52327488
MacBath

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>>52324824
>You could scream, hit thins and/or cry like a baby to communicate because everyone understands you anyway

>>52328985
color, colour
aluminum, aluminium
most American words that are different from British words.

>>52329772
The usage of the word the "you" in place of "thou." In the past, thou was the singular form of you and it would be improper to refer to a single object/person as you. This obviously is no longer true and that form is considered archaic and obsolete.

>>52330736
That was actually a case of formality, you being more formal than thou, not a grammatical error.

No matter how you try to spin it your and you're are not interchangeable, to use one in place of the other is simply completely wrong. The people that do so are not trying to evolve the language, they are ruining it because they're retards.

>>52330736

the rules of grammar weren't as firmly established in the days of you're.

>>52330093
How abominable
kek

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>>52327348
>>52327383

>>52330093
>color, colour
>aluminum, aluminium
But those are good changes. They remove needless bloat. Most words don't need an extra u in them for no real reason.

>>52331250

I agree, its why ebonics is superior.

>>52327330
Is that tarr on a paper plate? I can't even begin to comprehend what was intended by that.

>>52331209
>Implying he doesn't know what he's doing
>Implying based Linus doesn't have hundreds of thousands of shekels to throw at tech

Stay mad Linus hating cucks

>>52324824
This is what america actually belives

>>52331384
Go to be Luke

>>52331250
aluminum/aluminium wasn't a change, the guy who named it just couldn't stay consistent.

>>52328169
it's a GTX 580

>>52327522
Congratulations. You are the biggest retard on /g/.

>>52328890
do you post this in every thread where someone uses ":^)"?

>>52326403
Some people have more dollars than sense (cents)

The play on words is easier to distinguish when heard orally

>>52328041
A bit extreme, but then again, fuck cheaters

>>52328128
And every day in the US, there's at least 10 stories about shootings :^)

>>52331736

The US has an absurdly high amount of shootings per capita. Even in countries with similar levels of gun ownership there are no where near as many shootings.

Burgers just don't want to admit they are horrible people.

>>52328220
Last crazy dictator with H-Bomb...

Its like looking at picture of some endangered species animal
or even rarer, like watching an USfat with IQ higer than 90,
world will be poorer without them.

But I actually think it would be fun to spend a day with our Glorious Leader,
we would fool imperialistic dogs that we give a shit if our people have enough to eat by
sending them to only supermarket in Pyong-Yang .
Then we would discuise ourself and go to South Korea on Big Mac, then after a nap,
we would use our experimental AK2020 asault rifle with PeoplesBulletsTM on political
prisoners, then we would go to one of our most modern Nuclear Subs TN4000XXGreATlEadeR33 and just low ride thru Pacific like its sunday.

Shit was so cahs!

>>52327627
oh man that's not far from me. how recent is that post?

>>52324824
Nigger detected. Where the fuck is my bike?

>>52324824
lang evo ever und wh i say

>>52328592
I'm laughing my ass off, holy shit how can someone be such a retard

>>52332657

>/g/

>>52328172
We don't even need another nuke, they'll end up destroying themselves eventually with the low birthrate and high suicidal rates along with all the stabbing incidents.

>>52332500
this

>>52327751
If he actually had all those programs installed and was willing to turn over the Apple account and other things needed to keep them updated and such then that would be an outrageous value desu

>>52326414
Whichever has the most LEDs.

>>52328189
u n d e r r a t e d

>>52324787
ahaha, poor.

>>52331384
> Linus hating cucks

He unironically loves a legit gay faggot who does not know shit about computers, yet he makes videos about them.

And this is /g/.
Fuck.

>>52332657
Here is another dumb fuck for you to laugh at:
>>52319832

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holy shit it's true

>>52331775
kills per gun is the same as it is in the UK tho

>>52324769
pretty much everyone can comprehend the difference between "your" and "you're" they just accidentally type the wrong one sometimes, just like how sometimes people leave their headlights on when they leave their car, or forget to set their alarm clock before they go to sleep

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>>52324733

Mine cost around $6,000 too if you included 4 year all parts warranty.

>comparing laptop prices to desktop prices

The only tech retards are you guys.

inb4 mad people, I needed a laptop for constant travel and I was unwilling to compromise gaming performance.

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>mfw finding out ive been running a 125 TDP CPU on a 95 TDP motherboard for years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxJ4_O5ZDXE
This guy is comparing maxed out Mac Pro to $300 laptop.

>>not understanding that language *devolved...

Fixed that for you, Fuckwit.

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>>52334666

>>52335149

le mad png

>>52328331
did you ever get compensated?

>>52333713
Spending 6k for a laptop with 2 780ms is just fucking retarded

It's not worth 2400USD, wouldn't come to that if you ordered all the parts from Ebay.
880Ms are only like 500 bucks now.
SLI for a laptop is always retarded, might as well use an external GPU if you're so concerned.

>>52335394
>is just fucking retarded

Why?

>>52327255
How does that even happen?

>>52335434
I think they tried twisting it out.

>>52331209
those 7 HDDs are probably somewhat heavy

>>52324733
what fucking retarded thinks that is a 1500 or 1300 $ machine, im fucking triggered.

>2x480gb ssd in RAID
>SLI 780m
>fucking 4900

>>52335334

>implying

Actually i'm a different anon, I just know the story.

>>52324733
friend of mine spent a lot of shekels on a computer
>24GB of ram
>i7
>Sli
but he cheaped out on the storage
>wd blue

i suggested to him that he should disable the page file and get an SSD but apparently hes broke now and too incompetent to disable the page file.

>>52327330
We actually got one?

>>52332890
>>52324733
i think the mean reason why so many retards buy laptops is because they are too stupid or lazy to figure out where to plug in a few cables.

>>52327278
> candle
> butane spray can
Lol.

>>52327979
> he fell for the 3D
This is why I don't try.

>>52324733
>ITT: Tech retards

this thread
>>52332041

>>52335485
well they got it out, so it worked

>>52335647
Do you know if they paid for the damages or not?

>>52327488
And nothing of value was lost

>>52327488
Is that a bathtub?
It looks small enough to be a toilet.

>>52327979
>(and sent him the pictures to prove it)
>Scorned girlfriend takes snaps of Apple bath and sends them to him
>Photos of soaked iMac, iPhones, iPads and accessories go viral on Twitter

So she's dumb, will be condemned to pay for all damages at least and gave a boost to his reputation by enhancing his exposure. Got it.

>>52326711
Language evolved in an age when every speaker of every language had a different exposure and education to and on their respective language. They had excuses not to know the difference. You do not. That is the difference.

>>52335714
Explanation?

>>52328150
Subways at night all the time.

Imagine a male population made up entirely of 4chan and you're about right,

>>52335729
Aren't those computer duster cans usually difluoromethane?

>>52331381
microwaved phone

>>52337958
Some do. Either way that still makes it flammable

>>52337826
/g/ tells people to microwave various things for various reasons

>>52331025
>the rules of grammar weren't as firmly established

this
we now have grammar nazis under every rock defending our traditions

>>52331936
>Last crazy dictator with H-Bomb...
true

all mainstream H-bomb managers are democratically elected leaders (prime ministers or presidents)

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>>52329064
>work as a restroom cleaner at a mall
>get paid actually decent for this job, above average for cleaners
>mostly just clean the floors and fill up soap and paper
>more often I have to clean the toilets
>simple shit on the sides and pee on the ring
>every single emergency call goes to the guys bathroom
>older self entitled men or douchebags come out leaving this defilement
>they could have just simply used the urinal, or the toilet brush after relieving themselves
>this is the type of customers I have to service
>this is what I have to put with

>>52324733
literally /g/ right now
where the fuck did all these gamertard casuals come from all the sudden?

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>>52339157

>>52327990
Useful for high speeds from SSDs when the data is backed up/nonessential anyway.

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>>52339185
Just posting random shit I've saved.

>>52324824
>America

>>52326414
>laptop
>best

>>52339673
I already have a gaming desktop. I just want a power labtop to get some shit done on, and possible play some torchlight 2 on during downtime.

>>52324769
>Americans
>Saying post for "ship" or "mail"
>Preston
>MSY
Why are you so desperate to dislike America?

>>52339732
Just get something with a 720p screen and a 4gb gt 940m

>>52324824
> I talk like an idiot so everyone must do the same!
> I-It's evolution

Something tells me you're on the liberal side of things.

>>52329400
You a legitimately retarded. You are comparing a completely different language now. What does any of that have to do with plain grammatical errors?

>>52328175
>Man jumps to death from condo after stabbing wife
lel

>>52327348
What is this some razor shit insides?

>>52327979
that was dumb now he can take this image to the police

>>52335434
Running really hot and got kicked?