ISIS is handing out Xiaomi phones with custom ROM designed to

>>52320426
>Xiaomi phones
I guess they don't realize that the Chinese don't like them.

Nice try I ain't signing up

>tfw Al-Jameel keeps invading you with Dragon Rush

That's pretty interesting. But not really worth joining ISIS for, desu.

At least they have good taste in phone aesthetics. Mi4 is hands down best looking phone. Better than Iphone 5 it ripped off.

>Join ISIS
>Get free phone

That's a pretty good deal, maybe they'll have a /g/ contingent one of these days.

>>52320426
lolz, sandnoggers probably using cyanogen with force https.

>>52320426
Alluah Akbar my dear miuiers

>>52320426
>with custom ROM designed to enhance communication security
Probably downloaded from xda which means it is also riddled with spyware.

>>52321962
those misplaced and shitty looking buttons tho

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I'm actually a contractor for ISIS.
Here is the interface I customised for the Kebabtel Mohammedophone 72V.

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>>52320426
Nice try Jamal.

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>>52323612
>mostly sunni

>>52323827
I did the shoop literally for that one line.

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>>52323612
>mostly sunni

Good lad

>>52321962
Lol they're probably Redmis not mi4

>>52323612
brilliant

so whats your source OP ?
And have you got a link to that rom, i have a mi4 and I wouldn't mind trying that out.

>>52320426
Hey that's pretty cool. Everyone told me though when I had a mustache I let it be too wide. Do you have a grooming guide for them?

>>52323959
>>52323827
Care to explain the joke?

>>52327249
Fuck off you vapid namefag cunt

>>52320426
It's sad when even ISIS has smart phones and I still keep on using a flip phone.

>>52322419
>Probably downloaded from xda

Likely something they made themselves.

>>52328170
It's sad when even ISIS has self-driving cars and drones while I don't have either.

>>52327249
Fuck off you vapid namefag cunt

>>52320426
Chinks would do anything for money once they sold RPGs to gangs and got ban from the us

>>52328422

>as if U.S not doing everything for money
>War on Drugs
>War on Terror

Are you really that retarded?

>>52327249
Sure thing

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>>52320426
I've heard that the reason ISIS and Al Qaeda are fighting is Al Qaeda called them plebs for abandoning the F-91W and just checking the time on their phones.

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>>52323612
>mostly sunni

>>52327249
Sure, just wait a bit

>>52327249
The Sunni designation of Islam makes up most of the world's Muslims.

>>52322339
What will they shill about?

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>>52323612

>>52333333
Came here for the repeating digits

>>52333333
cout << "inserting kabab...\n";

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>>52333333

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>>52333333
oh shit I got numbers

>>52331679
DAT pug though

>>52323612
I don't get this "mostly sunni". I mean, ll Arabs are sunni right? .

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>>52333333
nice

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>>52333333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4pyiB-kq0

>>52333460
Sunnis and Shias.

ISIS is Sunnis.
Assad and firends are Shias.

This is half of the problem is they both believe in slightly different shit.
Most of the war in the middle east is inter-arab because of the shia/sunni split.

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>>52333333
this is now a get thread

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>>52323612
>mostly sunni

>>52333540
fyi the sunni-shia divide is just made up to cover financial interests
most sunnis don't even have the slightest clue what shias believe in

>>52329704
Norinco would lots of money if they didn't do that. Walmart would be filled with 100$ fudd guns.

>50 replies
>still no source
/g/ is pathetic

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>>52321621
I did lol at this

>>52323612
>mostly sunni
kek

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>>52333333
Holy shit

>>52333333
Oh

>>52322339
Verizon never gave me a free phone

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>>52333333

>>52333540

middle east is revolving around the
cold war between SA and Iran
Syria,Iraq,Yemen are just proxy wars
in this big picture

https://youtu.be/7VGo92WWeJ4?t=3m

>>52339896
I reckon that ISIS are semi-detatched from this, but they are certainly using it to their benefit and it is where they came from.

>>52333333
Nice quads

>>52320426
>isis got better taste in phones than ifags

Is this copy and pasted? http://sheekyforums.com/thread/52320426/technology/isis-is-handing-out-xiaomi-phones-with-custom-rom.html

Damn I'm confused.

>>52343337
sheekyforums copies 4chan u newfag

>>52320426

>meanwhile forces of Good use the superior iPhone, who iMessage function is still uncrackable by the NSA

I give ISIS a few weeks, but to be honest, they probably welcome death after using Android.

>>52343337

Sheekyforums is a front to make a shitty website look popular, it's a huge scam.

The guy who runs it set up a script to copy all posts on 4chan, and made bank selling ads.

He's a fucking genius.

>>52321962
It is just a bad Xperia ripoff though...

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>>52343363
>forces of good
>iphone secure
top

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>>52321642
>But not really worth joining ISIS for, desu.
First they offer the virgins, then the phone.
Why you so picky, asshole?

>>52327249
>Care to explain the joke?
Care to explain why you need a trip for that post?

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>>52323612
>mostly sunni

>>52346285
>Offering free 3D and botnet phones
No wonder /g/entoomen aren't terrorists

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>>52339385
Ultra rare.

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>>52320426
ISIS just wants that meme Icon Pack.

>>52323612
>mostly sunni
god damn you made me laugh

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>>52323612
>mostly sunni

10/10

>>52320426
Missing reference.

>>52341868
>quads

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>>52323612
>mostly sunni

Source you dumb faggot?