ISIS is handing out Xiaomi phones with custom ROM designed to enhance communication security to its operatives.
I'm actually a contractor for ISIS.
Here is the interface I customised for the Kebabtel Mohammedophone 72V.
I've heard that the reason ISIS and Al Qaeda are fighting is Al Qaeda called them plebs for abandoning the F-91W and just checking the time on their phones.
Sunnis and Shias.
ISIS is Sunnis.
Assad and firends are Shias.
This is half of the problem is they both believe in slightly different shit.
Most of the war in the middle east is inter-arab because of the shia/sunni split.
>meanwhile forces of Good use the superior iPhone, who iMessage function is still uncrackable by the NSA
I give ISIS a few weeks, but to be honest, they probably welcome death after using Android.
Sheekyforums is a front to make a shitty website look popular, it's a huge scam.
The guy who runs it set up a script to copy all posts on 4chan, and made bank selling ads.
He's a fucking genius.
>But not really worth joining ISIS for, desu.
First they offer the virgins, then the phone.
Why you so picky, asshole?