fucking normies

>>52293493
No matter what you get you won't stop being a rag.
Learn to stand up for yourself you little shit, if you don't need a phone don't get one.

>>52293493
Dont care about what people think?

Or upgrade to S4 note 5, last years flagship

>apple products
>not a normie
Choose one.

>>52293493
>30 years old
>neet

i'm 23 making 50K a year with muh php, with no formal training or education (drop out), just lots and lots and lots of very complex personal projects.

get a fucking job
move into your own place
and learn to fucking stand up for yourself

ugh why did i even reply to this b8

>>52293493
Just get a budget android you dumb fuck

>>52293493
get a job

Get a 2nd gen Moto E

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>>52293493
>fucking normies
>posted from my iphone

>>52293493
m8 its time to grow up

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>>52293566

>>52293493
>What a mess I'm in. What should I do and how do i stop being made fun of ?
huh all this over a fucking iphone?
jesus christ daffodil, juts get a cheap prepaid one like a smart fucker

>>52293603
exactly

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>>52293493
>fucking normies
>my smartphone, an iphone 3 with cracked screen

Buy a windows phone.

>>52293493
Well you made a whole internet thread about one time your family and some sales people were talking about your phone. Just think about that.

I understand not caring about smartphones too much though while still being into technology with a computer I built etc.

I have an LG tribute, that's paid month by month. My only complaint is the storage amounts are laughable but it works as a great streaming device, and a phone sometimes and texts for girls/friends.

Just look at Android prepaids and stick to the latest you can Android versions. It's like $40 for this LG tribute.


I don't know if you know why these people were talking to you about your phone but here's why:

Your family buys the latest phones because it's cool, they want you to be cool with them or they may not be cool if not everyone's into it.

That sales women wants to make money. She will tell you it's time to upgrade on anything.

So if you know the motivations people have you can better answer their questions to help yourself. Just say no thanks no interested to someone you don't even know or will never see again like a saleswomen, if you're not even going to be there long you can just /ignore her besides that if she even talks anymore.

For family just let them buy whatever they want if they are so concerned over it, spend your money how you want on your PC.

>>52293493
Goddamn you're a little pussy, i could tell you to grow a pair, but i don't think you even have any.

>>52293675
I would buy a Windows phone if I wanted no application support.

The only choices are iOS or Android.

Android if you're probably more of a technology person, or iOS if you're the general public or more of a trendy buyer I guess?

>>52293741
Its rare that I ever use my phone, except my mom calling me if we split up in the store. It is what it is

>>52293603
>>52293622
when i was 16 i was making roughly $250 a month selling keys off of microsoft bizspark (at one point was legal)

i also made $300 a month of a free minecraft website where people filled out surveys for points

i also made a small chunk of donation money after creating a bot for a instant messaging service

when i was 18 i used $500 of my un-taxed internet "earnings" to purchase my first rifle (wasr 10/63)

when i was 19, used a combination of my internet earnings and sold my previously obtained go-kart for a car, and used the internet to pay for insurance and weed.

It wasnt until i was 20 did i have my first real job, (in development i might add), because the internet earnings were finally not enough for my habits of guns and weed.
I then moved out of the house, and now make a living with php.

the fucking money and opportunities are out there kiddo, stop posting that meme and find a fucking source of income.

It takes zero skill to walk on down to mcdonalds when they have interviews every fucking tuesday.
It takes zero skill to download a PDF and start learning a programing language.
It takes zero skill to become a camwhore.
It takes almost zero skill to setup a CPA site and make constant income.
It takes zero skill to pound the pavement with a handful of resumes. (yes this method works with some tech companies, its how i ended up at grooveshark)

You're just fucking lazy.
If you have internet access, you have access to obtain drug level amounts of money, either legally or not.

>>52293771
Well you're probably playing Minecraft with a 980 ti over kill, sounds like the phone will be overkill that they gift you for minimal use. Why not?

>>52293550
>i'm 23 making 50K a year with muh php, with no formal training or education (drop out), just lots and lots and lots of very complex personal projects.
Good for you. But how is any of that relevant?

>>52293789
I might be lazy, but I'm not stupid. I'm a lazy genius

>>52293789
will you just shuttup you fuckin dumbass.

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Simple. Stop being NEET. Get a job you lazy bum and stop being a disappointment to your parents.

>he honestly cares what people think of him for still using an older iphone broken or not when he is NEET at 30

You have warped priorities. The only people who should be NEET at your age are those who have already made a shit ton of money and are just living on it now.

>normies
they're called normalfags you fucking newfag

>>52293943
what about mentally handicapped or disabled people?

>>52293943
>at 25 I already owned a house and 3 mercedez benz automobiles
this is how you sound

>>52294030
Thats a different story entirely. I'm making thebassunption OP is a fully functional human bea other than NEET. I could be mistaken
>>52294034
nowhere in my post did I say I was super rich or living the high life. But to be NEET at 30 usually means the person had made their riches and got tired of working so they just stopped and are living it up.

Im just saying for OP to get a job period. Even a part time job with minimum wage as a starter. Something. Anything. How a person can do nothing at all with their life is mind boggling to me.

>>52293901
yea going from broke to baller was a really dumb decision i'm sorry

sorry i got motivated to make money because my mommy refused to keep buying me video games.

the only dumb thing i did was not investing in bitcoin when it was 5cents a coin, and waste all the extra income on tech i didn't need

the money is out there
you just need to find it

>>52293550

no one cares, faggot

>>52294107
>But to be NEET at 30 usually means the person had made their riches and got tired of working so they just stopped and are living it up.
nobody thats retired calls themself neet. They call themselves retired. For example you have the AARP which is the American Association for Retired People. They dont have the AANP

>>52293493
>salesgirl asks me what phone i got
no fucking way op a sales girl trying to embarrass you into buying a new phone?
tell her you aren't fucking interested and she should stop pestering people.

>>52294805
I'm willing to be OPs story didn't happen the way he described it

>>52294817
*willing to bet

>>52294817
yeah, go ahead and "be" Op's story

>>52293789
I have time on my hands and I'm not retarded nor lazy.

How do I do what you just said?

Teach me anon. I'm willing to listen.

>>52294847
the be part was a mistake anon, I corrected it next post.

>>52293853
That anyone, even a PHP codemonkey, can get a decent job.

>>52293622
The guy in the picture has a job and makes more than anyone in this thread :^)

>>52294978
>>52293789
I'm not OP lads

I was >>52293566

>>52293550
>i'm 23 making 50K a year with muh php, with no formal training or education (drop out), just lots and lots and lots of very complex personal projects.

I'm 26 with over 5 years experience pushing my limits for 60+ hours a week in my room alone. No one gives a shit and it hasn't led to people offering me a job. This is because having skill is one of the least important parts of getting paid.

>>52294915
He already listed what you could do. Didn't you even read the full post?

>>52295159
Have you tried... looking for a job?

>>52295159
>60+ hours a week in my room alone
>hasn't led to people offering me a job
have you considered going out of your basement and actually applying to a job?

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>>52295189
Really? I've used multiple variants of a resume for over 50 applications. I've had two callbacks and 0 interviews.

>>52295210
If a company is retarded enough to require me walking in person to their place of business I'd rather not work there.

>>52295231
>Really? I've used multiple variants of a resume for over 50 applications. I've had two callbacks and 0 interviews.

What area is this? Programming? What are your skills?

What kind of work experience do you have?

>>52295231
>a company requiring you walking in person to their place of business
so about 95% of them.

>>52293789
What do you do at grooveshark?

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>>52293493

>>52293603
shill microshaft or applecuck products on a Mongolian stone carving board.

>>52295159
I should also add because idiots here will bring up all sorts of suggestions if I don't. I also have a basic level of self respect and am not willing to suffer just to make money blindly.

>>52293493
>be 37
>be NEET
>don't have a phone since 2006
>someone asks for my number
>everyone thinks i'm lying
>my mom is the only one who understands why I don't have one
>my dad knows I don't need one and gets disappoint
>my last phone had 4 contacts
>mom
>dad
>house phone
>dentist

>>52295410
you could have at least put some pizza places in there.

>>52295572
they probably require non-free javascript

>>52295171
Yes I did, but how is the question.

>>52295410
No banker? You must always have the number of your banker in your phone.

>>52293789
>CPA
What is this? I assume its not Certified Personal Accountant

>>52293493
I've gone trough the same thing and have been stuck with an iphone 6 since then. I have no idea what to do with the thing beside carrying it around.

>>52295620
my banker?

like a guy ho works on a bank?

why?

>>52295277
It's not the 90s anymore, most places will just tell you to apply online.

>>52295711
card gets stolen
gotta cancel that shit fast

>>52295711
Money market accounts etc. no idea why he would say that to a neet

>>52295711
A banker is like a doctor, it's someone who will help you to handle your money.

>>52295729
You don't need to call your banker, only a receptionist for that.

>>52294115
there is more to life than money kid, you're fucking pathetic even by 4chan standards

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>be NEET
>have an iphone
>have my banker's number in it
>have lawyer's number
>have my hair stylist
>have my personal trainer

oh wait. I'm a fucking NEET. retards.

>>52295825
>>have lawyer's number
I have no such thing in my phone.

I have my bank and my banker (two different numbers), but I'm not an outlaw.

>>52295729
>implying I have a bank account
>>52295754
why do I need someone to manage my $400 a month NEEtbux?

>>52295873
>why do I need someone to manage my $400 a month NEEtbux?
thats a lot of neetbux! Are you sure you're not getting autismbux instead?

>>52295873
Even in that case you must have a banker.

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>>52295912
why is this guy obsessed with having a banker? it's like he can't bridge the idea that someone may not need one when they have little to no money.

>>52295980
I don't know how I can live without the number of my banker in my phone. It's like a doctor for me. It's someone who helps me to manage money I gather for decades.

[quietly adds 'banker' to delicious_irresistible_bait.txt]

>>52293550
This isn't your personal blog, nigger. Try this:

>>>/tumblr/

i have a banker and a chiropractor and a clerk at the phone store saved in my phone contacts to ensure that at any one time i am '''buying low and selling high'''., whether my spine configuration requires adjustmentation., and also in order to ensure i am on the optimal phone call and data service plan to suit MY needs at any one time, all the time, and at any one time...

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man you guys are depressing as shit. I get that 4chan isn't all NEET losers but come on.

take control of your fucking life

>>52293493
Get a job bum

>>52293493
DONT BE A FUCKING FAG!

Learn to stand up for yourself.

"No, I dont want a new phone."

>>52293789
truly the Job Creator we need, spreading wisdom and experience to the masses of /g/ from his terminal between Adam and Ranjeesh.

heed his advice, gentle anons, and mooch off of internet surveys while smoking weed living in your parents' house at the age of twenty. this man - this visionary - wants you to walk into the store, DEMAND to see the manager, and not leave until he offers you the job you so rightly deserve. ...or there's always camwhoring?? (lol)

get a job lazy bums!! why can't you illegally re-sell software online like i did, welfare queens die die die reeeeeeeeeeee

>>52293789
Oy, what was that free minecraft website called?

i'm a Business Man, i know all about being normal and ordinary, because i'm in business and i have a job for real and nobody can prove otherwise.

anyway to get a job you need to get a job, then you have to do the job so you get paid. this is how business works. i know business, being employed and all in the job i have for real

>>52293493

My wife's banker has the same issue OP.

my Job involves me sitting at my desk, then my boss comes in and leaves me some paper in my in tray?, and then i need to deal with the paperwork before 5 pm. it's a hard life, but my The BMW 320d xDRIVE SPORT SALOON and rolex watch never fails to impress the clients.

it takes zero skill to pretend to be a female online and post your amazon wishlist. you're just fucking lazy. i bet you just spend all day shitposting on /g/ and starting loli threads on /b/, you fucking disgusting pedophile. i bet your family don't know how to talk to you because you've got nothing in common anymore, either. you're not smarter than me. you're not.

I have a bank account. I don't have a banker though. My account is with an online-only bank, I have a website that I can log into to transfer money, make payments, what have you, and thats it. I can email their customer service if I really need to, but I don't know why I'd ever need to talk to a live human via voice phone call.

t. 29yo NEET

SEEMS LIKE AN EPISODE FROM THE GULLIBLES:

""HEY ANON GET A BRAND NEW IJEWPHONE""

""DON'T BE LEFT BEHIND IN HISTORY""

""WE'RE ALL GOOD GOYM; YOU KNOW""

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>>52295912
god damn kike shill. Get out.

>>52295980
Exactly. Moreover, banks were invented as a means for private entreprises to loan money. International Jewry has created a world where we find it hard to live properly in society without a middleman who manages the money we deposit with him. But in any case, since a NEET doesn't live in society but on the fringes of it, he has no need for such things.

I find it sad to see countries like the US and China where less and less can be done with cash.

>>52293493
>calls others normies
>owns an iphone
Taken a look in the mirror lately, phony?

ITT hipster kids get upset at a socially inept NEET for owning a phone he doesn't even use.

>>52296038
Really? I would just google the number to bank of america if I needed my card cancelled. everything else can be done online. I think I talked to a "banker" once when opened my account.

>>52295159
>>52293550
I make 20k selling suits on the weekend while I go to uni =(

>>52293493
This year's moto E destroys the iphone 3GS in fluidity and specs.

You could have bought one for $10 locked to Verizon during the black friday sale. It's still a great deal at $70 unlocked.

>>52293493
I don't get it. If your phone is working, why are they asking you to get a new one?
I don't know how expensive those phones are in the US but you could buy a new monitor for your PC, for example.

>>52297943
>>I don't get it. If your phone is working, why are they asking you to get a new one?
what's kinda shocking is that a lot of people accept that argument. They get a new phone every year or two years just as a matter of course. Shit, they do it with much more expensive things, like *cars*. And we wonder why the middle class in this country are all debt slaves living paycheck-to-paycheck.

>>52297880
That's so sad. It's really important to have a banker.

my smartphone is easily the least secure computing device I own, by a long ways

why on earth would I do my banking on it?

>>52293789
People with jerbs don't have time to write these TL;DRs on a Chinese cartoons forum.
Confirmed bullshit.

>>52294115
>the money is out there
What if I told you not everyone is comfortable with being a fucking wageslave society's cuck.

Just say you don't want a new phone. Stop being a fucking autist.

>>52298411
this. though most people will just ignore you.

>>52298445
I'd just rather be poor and still have some kind of dignity left than be a literal slave so I can buy normie shit.

>>52298495
exactly. but when you tell this to a normie they can't seem to grasp it. it's like speaking a different language to them.

>>52298495
Lumpenproletariat

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>>52298623
>Marxist terminology
>politics

please go.

>>52293493
you are 30 years old.

you are a NEET.

you've never been educated.

Your personality and sense of worth is so empty and meaningless, that you actually cling to the PHONE YOU USE as something that should count towards your own self worth.

>>52294107
>But to be NEET at 30 usually means the person had made their riches and got tired of working so they just stopped and are living it up.

lmao, this is what NEETs actually believe

>>52298495
>>52298598
GTFO you useless pieces of shit

>>52295231
>woe is me

you have to take what you want. it's never offered to you.

>>52293550
Kek same age and make 70

>>52293576
>Get a 2nd gen Moto E
This

>>52298141
what for?

>>52298702
You seem to be misinterpreting my post. It's not woe. It's apathy. The shitty system forces you to 'take' from others whatever you can by whatever means. But you faggots then mock it rather than confront the reality. It's the same tactics kids play during recess with the kids unwilling to play their shit games.

>>52293550
How about just replying to the OP instead of bragging and thinking people on the internet give a shit?

>>52296504
underrated

>>52293493
>iphone
>with cracked screen

Typical appletards

>>52293493
Don't use a iPhone, buy a cheap Nokia3310. It's retro, if people make fun then they just don't get it. But you will meet people who do.

Also nokia 3310 is a classic, that will protect you from gunfire, nuclear weapons, lava and whatever. It's a sturdy fuck. If you put it into the same pocket as the iphone 3, then your weakass iphone will be pulverized. It would be just like having a iphone 6s breaking in your pocket from regular use.

It's not worth it... If anyone nags you then say "I would not even pay $20 for that" or "I know technology, those are proned to break, you would need to pay me tons of money to make me go around with that phone. Such hassle to change the sim card. I am not paying to walk around with some fragile jewelry, it demands much more mindfulness it would be a full-time job."

>>52298733
To discuss with her/him.

Be a man and take a credit
Buy the iPhone 6

Never mention a phone product on /g/ - consumerism unless you want the thread to be or derail into exactly that.

>>52293493
Get what you want and disregard anyone who would judge you based on the phone you own. I have a $40 smartphone with Tracfone service that costs me less than $9 a month. If anyone gets on my case about it, I remind them that I pay about $1700 less than they do per year to use a smartphone. Shuts them right up.

>>52298907
Apple products are for people who love wasting money. Never take a loan for that nonsense. It's going to break in your pocket in a couple of months anyway. And every problem is solved by buying a new phone because nobody knows how to fix it, because it's so thin it will break and the battery is so shit you need to charge it all the time.

>>52294030
>handicapped or disabled people
>people

>>52298702

>mfw recruiters call me for job opportunities
>mfw new grad with no experience at all
>tfw get job offered to me on silver platter
>turn it down because they wanted to tie me down

I just want to fly.

>>52293493
Ungrateful faggot, kill yourself please.

>>52293493
Get a Verizon Moto G and never activate it. They're $40 brand new on ebay. It's a pretty decent phone if you don't mind the storage being tiny.

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>>52293873

>>52293550
complex meaning a bunch of single processes "stacked" to represent some slow ass and congested process behind an even clunkier front end?

White privelege. If you need me, I'll be on the designated shitting street.

>>52293493
> iphone 3
Jesus fuck man. There's a 95% chance you've already been compromised.

There's another reason for fast iOS adoption besides "omg must get the newest one" and that is SECURITY.

Your credentials are definitely on some chink server and possibly you're a part of a botnet.

Upgrade or die.

Just fucking kill yourself faggot... jesus christ how do people like you get out of bed?

>>52293493
Seize the opportunity to show them the error of their ways, explain in a calm, rational manner why you don't think it is important to delve in consumerism to replace a product that already works, do not forget to explain in detail why such a culture of short-lived consumerism of products has a most destructive effect on the resources / quality of life of our children, and the children of our children.

maybe at that point qt ladies will fall in love with you and support you economically with their salary for a while

>>52293789
>zero skill to become a camwhore

fucking this.

be skinny/fit and you can make an extra 600-1200 a month as long as you arent fugly.

this plus an average 8-10 an hour job is p good and you can pay for rent food and getting certs/a degree.

>>52303694
would you drive a 1954 car that's about to explode any minute simply to prove a point about le consumerism?

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>>52293550
I'm 22 and make 90k a year fucking casual go back to school. Reee etc

>>52303738
A car from 1954 would certainly use a lot more gas than a relatively new car, which would warrant the need to buy whatever vehicle does the job. I'm not saying you should not acquire new items, I'm saying you shouldn't acquire them unless they actually offer real crucial advantages, or if you need them for a very specific purpose. Mindless consumerism is shit because people rarely put any thought before acquiring new items, or simply acquire them because of marketing.

Buying a new phone every 2 years, or changing your car every 4 years is objectively retarded, even if you have the money.

>>52303851
In the case of using
>a FUCKING iPhone 3
there's honestly a TREMENDOUS "real crucial advantage." – security.

I too think that the state of mobile phones is fucked because of panned obsolescence, but you're mentally retarded if you think it's safe to stroll with an iPhone 3 for the rest of your life. You put yourself and others to danger.

>>52303987
this tbqh famicom.

>>52303851
bet you use windows xp too huh

>>52298777
>waaahhhh the "system" is keeping me down

>>52303987
Are you using your iphone 3 in a way that security is critical for you? If all you do is shitpost on /g/, whats app, and go on a few trusted websites regularly, like 95% of people do, then you shouldn't have a major problem using an older version of the OS.

Also, at no point did i mention that you shouldn't buy any other phone for the rest of your life, however, I do doubt that a NEET would depend a lot on security, or running an updated OS, which could crash and presumably put the life of its owner and others in danger.

>>52303987
Damn son, if it is such an issue of security for you then I'd be glad to let you or tax dollars buy me a new phone :^)

>>52304150
we don't know what OP does.

>If all you do is shitpost on /g/, whats app, and go on a few trusted websites regularly, like 95% of people do, then you shouldn't have a major problem using an older version of the OS.

this is how you sound.
If all you do is shitpost on /g/, whats app, and go on a few trusted websites regularly, like 95% of people do, then you shouldn't have a major problem using internet explorer 6 on windows xp with no antivirus

>>52304121
>bet you use windows xp too huh
I use Windows 7 and GNU/Linux, software isn't a finite resource.

>>52304196
>we don't know what OP does.
He already admitted to being a NEET, not that I want to offend him, but I doubt he has a lot of important shit going on on his outdated iphone 3.

>If all you do is shitpost on /g/, whats app, and go on a few trusted websites regularly, like 95% of people do, then you shouldn't have a major problem using internet explorer 6 on windows xp with no antivirus
Software isn't a finite resource.
PC software isn't designed around planned obsolescence, at least not as much as phones.

Also, what kind of retard needs an antivirus? Ever heard of noscript, umatrix, network security, and common sense?

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>>52295410
why dentist over any other sort of doctor?

>>52293493
Why do you even care about what other ppl think? Stop being such a pussy. If you don't need something, don't buy it and a random tech illiterate retards' opinion is the last think you should accept.

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>>52304290
>software isn't a finite resource.
Irrelevant –the fact that OP uses iPhone 3/iOS 4 GUARANTEES he's fucked and possibly polluted his friends/family's phones.

>Also, what kind of retard needs an antivirus? Ever heard of noscript, umatrix, network security, and common sense?
Come on man. Ever heard of browser-based zeroday exploits? Bluetooth hijacking?
>inb4 oh that doesn't affect _me_ :^)

>>52304345
>Irrelevant –the fact that OP uses iPhone 3/iOS 4 GUARANTEES he's fucked and possibly polluted his friends/family's phones.
Top kek, give a practical and likely to happen example of how OP is guaranteed to be fucked if all he does is shitpost on whatsapp/4chan using a specialized app, and go on a few regular websites which might not use a specialized app.

>Come on man. Ever heard of browser-based zeroday exploits?
Those are going to hit you even if you are running the latest version of the browser, do you even know what 'zero-day' implies?
Also, the vast majority of browser exploits are heavily reliant on javascript or third party plugins like flash, which can be easily controlled by the addons i mentioned.
> Bluetooth hijacking?
Yes, because NEETs or regular people have bluetooth activated at all times, and there's a insanely large amount of people launching these attacks en-masse.

>not sure if troll or legitimately retarded

>>52304461
>Also, the vast majority of browser exploits are heavily reliant on javascript or third party plugins like flash, which can be easily controlled by the addons i mentioned.
noscript, umatrix on iOS 4? Link please.

>do you even know what 'zero-day' implies?
Yes, and since the first zeroday was found on iOS 5 it got patched and people who updated were safe again. People with iOS 4 CAN'T update and are, like I said, GUARANTEED to be fucked.

>bluetooth activated at all times
Doesn't need to be because privilege escalation

> give a practical and likely to happen example
Someone posts an interesting link on 4chan which leads OP off-site. Site contains malicious code. OP can't use noscript or other shit like that and gets infected and doesn't know it.

>>52297936
I love it how the instant it becomes Indian peak time, Rasheed comes in to shill a shitty fucking phone without reading anything else.

>>52304514
>noscript, umatrix on iOS 4? Link please.
Firefox can be used along with noscript on mobile.
>Yes, and since the first zeroday was found on iOS 5 it got patched and people who updated were safe again. People with iOS 4 CAN'T update and are, like I said, GUARANTEED to be fucked.
Then you should have called it a vulnerability, not a zero day, zero day implies that the vulnerability hasn't been patched, or that it was very recently used/found.
>Doesn't need to be because privilege escalation
Bluetooth signals don't magically let themselves into devices that do not have bluetooth enabled, the term privilege escalation isn't even coherent in this context.
>Someone posts an interesting link on 4chan which leads OP off-site. Site contains malicious code.
this is an unlikely situation that could have been prevented simply by employing common sense and the proper security measures
>OP can't use noscript or other shit like that and gets infected and doesn't know it.
but he can


>now I'm not sure if you're an rabid applefag, a troll, or a legitimate retard
as a rule of thumb, don't buy more apple devices

>>52295625
I would certainly hope not!

>>52304604
>Firefox can be used along with noscript on mobile.
Firefox needs iOS 8.2 or above

> zero day implies that the vulnerability hasn't been patched
They are precisely that - vulnerabilities that haven't been patched. And won't, because Apple doesn't support iOS anymore.

>don't magically let themselves into devices / privilege escalation isn't even coherent in this context
A serious vulnerability will turn Bluetooth on without the user getting informed. No normal app should be able to do this, but with extended privileges it is possible. Hence privilege escalation.

> but he can
Link me or get the fuck out. It's not possible.

>now I'm not sure if you're an rabid applefag, a troll, or a legitimate retard
I fucking hate Apple, I thought it was obvious the whole time

>as a rule of thumb, don't buy more apple devices
agreed

>>52293493
>be me a ~30 yo doctor
>use Nokia C7
>everybody wonders why I use it
>every time I come home my family nag me to get married
>lurk /g/ before sleep
>see this thread where anon ask for advice
>tell anon to show this post
>doctor's order

>>52293493
Buy something with android to fuck with them if they love apple or even better buy one of these throwaway-phones for 10 dollar. These things already have some cash on the prepaid card.

>>52305002
I forgot to add: Write them sms so they can see green bubbles on their iPhones (if they have).

>>52295231
>anime poster
Of course you are a retarded neet.

>>52298702
>>52298849
Kek'd

>>52293550
>i'm 23 making 50K
>Oh good.
>a year
>Wait, what 50/12=4,17~ per month?
>php
I'm so sorry for you...

>>52293550
Nice blogpost, faggot.

>why did i even reply to this
Nobody knows, you shouldn't have.

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>>52293577
>my memories

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>>52303756
What's reee is your filename, homosex

people make fun of me because I use an alcatel one touch pop c3 kek I have no idea why cheap phones triggers normies

>>52304956
Med school interview on Monday m8. I tell them I solder CPUs like Ahmed and like biology.

>>52293493

fuck them man. your iphone is designed by Jobs himself, better than the fake plastic shits they're releasing now

>>52307256
Cause it reminds them that they don't use their high end phones for much more shit than you use your cheap phone but they still paid top cash for it like mongs just to look hip and pretend they have a social status that they don't really have.