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I want to write my own computer language....
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I want to write my own computer language. What should I call it? Espresso?
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>>52283139
Woah, slow down anon, you don't even have a logo yet
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nah stop with the fucking hipster meme name shit. just call it asdf
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>>52283166
this
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>>52283161
I don't really care for logos. I just want a name.
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>>52283139
C, D, and E are taken, so F
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call it Beard
or Silicon
or Disruption

You'll get the HN San Fran SJW crowd that way.
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>>52283193
F is taken
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>>52283139
Take the worst bits of every language and call it Everyfuckinglanguage, or EFL for short.
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>>52283471
that's already called C++
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C#+
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>>52283176
Not him but logos are more important than names
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C++++
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>>52283204
>>52283193
Then the obvious choice is /g/
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Take a well known language and add -Script after it.
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>>52283139

Think about the features you want Anon. If you want slow startup time and two operators for testing equality, call it Java+JavaScript.
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>>52283161
2 Syllables or less.
Espresso is pretty shit
Pick something easy to remember
Logo is important but it doesn't necessarily have to be related to the name. Can be abstract like Chrome Logo
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>>52283139
Call it asdf

absolutely
sick
distribution
fuckshitdickscocknigger
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>>52283534
++C++
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srs, op call it flow
lowercase f
.flo

>>52283621
CScript
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>>52283139
You should call it nothing, because nobody will ever use it.
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>>52283166
why is it that rust is an anti-hipster name and /g still hates it
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Call it... g
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TUHL, the ultimate hack language and make it easy like when I type

[Code]print "hack wifi"
if==hack wifi=true

Else "key found you hacked wifi"[]
same goes for facebook etc
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Equality++.
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>>52283139
>write my own computer language. What should I call it?
autismo sounds good
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The Nigger Nigger Nigger Programming Language
Or N++
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>>52283139
Molesto
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>>52283139
Transit3
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Call it @$$
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Syphilis
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>tfw c+= is dead
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>>52283139

Why don't you call it

interpretive Pretentious Hipster Universal Crash Free And Careful Edit

or iPHUCFACE
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IGS(InstallGentooScript)
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cuck++
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Cappuccino
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Jaba
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>>52283139
Call it Venus or XX and ride the womyn in tech meme. Set up a patreon account for it with a cute blue haired girl and pretend the language was written by a women and watch those cuck bucks roll in. $$$
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>>52283139
GirlPower and then market it to female coders. Make it shit easy so they think they are smart.
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sPif
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>>52283139
You have plenty to worry about besides the name. This attitude ensures you will never complete any of your dumbass projects.
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>>52283193
F is also taken
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>>52283139
superfluous
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>>52283139
Call it whatever you want, just be sure to read your SICP
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>>52284966
This
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Nakamura
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>>52283139
Call it BlackClock
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>>52283139
C flat
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ยข
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dickshit
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How about writing the fucking language before worrying about names and shit?
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>>52283139
I'd use a programming language called Espresso
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>>52283139
C+=2
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>>52283139
F--
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>>52283885
I laughed inappropriately loud at work, thanks.
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>>52283605
/bread
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>>52283161
i made some LOGO for u op
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>>52283139
Sapphire, Cobra, LIPS, Mocha
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8===D
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>>52285525
Brilliant!
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bullscript
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