Show me your terminal greeting /g/

That's a nice ass.

>>52265480
homo

I wanna stick my weenie in that ass

>>52264853

mine is just a simple

echo Hello!

fortune | cowsay 

>>52264853
>having terminal greetings
For what purpose?

I'm using fish, so I have a bunch of fishes:

function fish_greeting
    set_color -o normal
    echo "                     "
    echo "             ></>    "
    echo "   ></>              "
    echo "        ></>         "
    echo "                     "
end

>>52267585
to remind ourselves that we don't have a qt waifu to greet us when we get home

cowsay -f three-eyes $(fortune)

Its meh/10

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echo "Kernel:\t\t$(uname --kernel-name) $(uname --kernel-release) $(uname --machine) $(uname -o)"
#echo "Uptime:\t\t$(uptime |  sed -e 's/^.//;s/,  load average: /\nLoad average:\t/')"
echo "Uptime:\t\t$(uptime -p | sed 's/up //')"
LOAD=$(sed -r "s;([0-9]+\.[0-9]+) ([0-9]+\.[0-9]+) ([0-9]+\.[0-9]+).*;\1 \2 \3;" /proc/loadavg)
echo "Load avg:\t$LOAD"
echo "Packages:\t$(pacman -Q | wc -l) packages, $(pacman -Qe | wc -l) explicitly installed, $(pacman -Qm | wc -l) from AUR"
echo ""
cowsay -y -W $(expr $(tput cols) - 4) $(fortune)
echo ""

>>52264853
public class greeting(user user){

string greeting = "";

if(user.instanceOf(OP)){
greeting = "Ur a faget!11 xDD";
}else{
greeting = "Ayy lmao";
}
}

public static void main(String args[]){
return greeting(OP);
}

>>52268102
what are code tags

>>52268834
weeb

>>52268844
normalfag

>>52264853
I would fuck that ass.

I am not homosexual.

>>52268850
>Haha, you're so normal and not an outcast like me!

What a great insult, anon.

>>52268887
Thanks.

>>52264853

echo "Hello" 
archey

>>52268102
Wow, that's exceedingly shitty code. Do you not have any pride?

echo $(gksu rm -rf /)

Gotta keep myself on my toes

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>>52266696
I'm a femanon

>>52270052
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

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>>52270052
me too

>>52268834
holy fuck that art looks like it wants to kill itself

put it out of it's misery

>>52270095
What? I've been there.

>>52270095
Do I know you?

>>52270052
tomen gorl gaymer

>>52270171
I'm not a streamer

>>52269981
If no one knows that this command does, run it.

>>52270605
Fails on Debian.

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>>52264853
So is this supposed to be a new pop meme like the other one about the colour of the dress?

>>52264853
If it's a remote server, it's named after a Eva pilot and prints a ASCII art image of them.

If it's a local server it just reminds me to not goof around and get to work.

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>>52264853

>>52272281
>Not using superior Power Shell.

>>52264853
What's the story behind this pic, aside from flaming homosexuality?

>>52272559
A crappy normiememe forced as a coverup for NSA shenanigers

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>>52264853

>>52272403
Why does Windows need two different CLIs?

>>52270156
Its the clock in the background. Dead giveaway.

>>52273622
Cuz vanilla cmd.exe is trash

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PC master race amirite bros

>>52274556
replace 6 with 2 so it says

2.poo.loo

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>>52274598

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i use a fortune -a in fish

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>>52272559
A few threads with this picture recently popped up. Not sure what their origin was.

>>52275522
>>52272559
It's a forced imgur meme.

Wait, that's redundant, all memes on imgur are forced.

>>52268102
>I'm learning java in my grade 9 basic programming class xD

>>52273622
It needs 3 CLIs desu. Powershell and cygwin on top of cmd.exe. Because it's a bloated fuck that is taped together by monkeys.

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>>52274556
>All street designated

uname -a

in the rare event that I actually start up a terminal on it, the x terminals I use to access it have nothing

>>52264853
Men with great fucking butts on this position are so fucking hot.

>>52276135
What is Cygwin

>>52274556
Kek'd

>>52264853
Fuck off reddit.

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>>52270052
>>52270116
>hurr durr I am a gurl
If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification. One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are no girls on the Internet." This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you merely for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, whether or not you are genuinely interesting, or that you are smart of clever, whether or not you are actually smart or clever. On the Internet, there is no chance to fuck you; this means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because someone wants to put their cock in you.

When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a gurl," you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rule "there are no girls on the Internet." The one way around this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

In short: TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT

>>52268102
> java
OK mudeen get back to work at Microsoft help desk.

>>52276669
I know it's pasta but

On the internet you can get nudes, the advantage of being a girl is still very much there

>>52276738
>This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

>>52276570
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Cygwin

>>52276738
>implying anyone wants nudes of a fat aspie, and an oldfag

fortune -a|cowsay -s|lolcat

>>52266696
It is an objectively nice ass and only someone insecure in their sexuality would argue otherwise.

>>52266696
4u

>>52270052
>>52270116
POST FEET

>>52265480
I still stand by my statement.
He's got a good ass.