>So, what was the name of your groundbreaking technology again?
Niggers
>>52264291
Nonfree Ganoo
>>52264291
Fakeblock
the next generation of consumer socializing multimedia
I call it the NetPhone, it's a phone with an integrated ethernet port.
>>52264291
Bluetooth pants.
Unlimited Detail
>>52264291
women's rights
>>52264926
... Fuck...
buzzwork
it's an algorithm that creates unique buzzwords that comanies can use to describe their products
>>52264291
ideatron
it's an app that generate ideas for codemonkeys
Selective breeding to make people enjoy the smell of sweat so nobody has to shower ever again
>>52265018
please make this
Large N Firm Hardware Solutions
>>52264291
>It's on my CV. Why did you feel the need to ask me this if you could see it already? I'm interviewing for a developer position. This is a technology company. You have researched me thoroughly and know my skillset. Why aren't you asking me relevant questions about the software I've developed? Fuck it, I'm out.
And that's why I didn't get the last job I interviewed for.
Manhood Masseuse.
It delicately massages your testicles
It's called "the shovel". Also have many others including "the jackhammer", and for bigger jobs, "the backhoe".
>>52264291
The dialectic positron discombobulator.
Beme
>>52264926
Would buy desu senpai
as long as you use the extra case depth to fit a massive fuck-off battery
an rs-232 port would be rad as well
>>52264873
XD, the last time you got laid was last year, and i mean 2014 faggot !
Jackhammer. I named it after myself, Jack.
imGay
>>52264926
Rj45 is fuckin thick as fuck though. Couldn't you make a semi proprietary 8 pin port that has a separate converter so that you don't waste so much thickness on that port?
>>52264291
10€ dildo that is also a computer.
Padlet — a 5.5" tablet
>>52267284
>Only has one usb type-c port that is also for charging.
>>52265013
That's actually a really good idea.
>>52264291
Wordpress
>>52266794
Why not just make the battery as thick as the phone needs to be to accomodate that port then
>>52264926
Would buy. You could use one of those collapsible rj45 connectors that certain laptops use if you were worried about bulk.
Jackhammer. I named it after myself, Hammer.