Official CES 2016 Thread #4

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this is now a harvey thread

>>52262232
hopefully no cancer now

Please welcome your SJW overlords

>conflict free, diversity friendly, minority approved computers, with built in filters targeting non-inclusive and culturally aggressive language

oh no, the "music" show started

>>52262256
too early


abandon thread

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Intel presentation TL;DR

>WOMEN
>MINORITIES
>DIVERSITY
>INCLUSION
>SAFE SPACE
>AFRICA
>WOMEN
>UNDERREPRESENTED MINORITIES
>MORE MONEY TO INCLUDE DIVERSITY
>40% OF ALL NEW HIRES ARE WOMEN AND NON WHITE PEOPLE
>WOMEN
>MINORITIES
>INCLUSION
>*audience cheer loudly*

kek, if you want to know why this event is a fucking joke, watch this

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so this... is the power... of intel

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING INTEL

WHAT THE FUCK

>>52262232

Why is this allowed?

The fuck am I even watching

Oh my god, half the actions of these pooinloos not even registering. This sounds embarrassing.
Please Intel, fight for processing power, not creativity and inclusion.

>>52262325
Please..please make a webm of the whole thing with audio..this autistic music shit is so cancerous I need to share it with everyone

all nonwhites singers

WE SLUMDOG NOW

cringe

This makes me consider amd

umm /g/tards?

>>52262256
>>52262276

>>>/vg/

>>52262354
this.
so much this.

>>52262293
>Ha
Must suck to be a racist.

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>>52262339

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>>52262360
can't upload webms with sound to /g/, also the file would be too large for 4chan. you gotta wait until the video is up on youtube.

>>52262232
deep learning is hard guys

>that cnet breakaway
Amazing. Please, anything to make this stop.
If this is the current future of technology, please end me now.

someone is shitting in my ears help

I just started watching now.

What the fuck is going on?

I thought CES was a tech conference not a concert.

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please end it

I hope AMD executes intel

BRAVO INTEL

>>52262411
wtf, please eat something.... that shit is nasty

Thread hidden

Fuck off, shills

JAI HO

20 minutes to volkswagen's so sorry show.
keep this in mind

>If the auto maker is found guilty, the Justice Department wants Volkswagen to pay as much as $37,500 for every vehicle that violated the law. That means Volkswagen could have to pay out more than $90 billion, far greater than initial estimates of $18 billion in penalties.

https://foreignpolicy.com/2016/01/04/volkswagen-could-have-to-pay-90-billion-for-its-emissions-cheat/

>>52262422
Not anymore, look here for the whole thing summed up>>52262293

Technology is over

It's OVER Intel is finished and bankrupt!

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is this the result of the new initiative at intel? diverse hiring and all that.

>>52262411
Why does she look like somone is holding her village hostage?

>>52262459
i'm black and even i find this forced diversity annoying

>>52262447
After their fiasco, I was surprised to see VW at CES

How embarrassing it must be for them

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y so banned tho

Now, kill yourself

>>52262467
well, every company does it, they were just dumb enough to get caught.


VW Presentation
>Premiere at #CES in Las Vegas: Latest display and control concepts will be unveiled #VWCES2016

anyone interested, last CCC (Chaos Computer Club) Conference got a very good talk about "Dieselgate"

https://media.ccc.de/v/32c3-7331-the_exhaust_emissions_scandal_dieselgate

>Analysis of the emission scandal shaking the German automotive industry from a procedural, organizational and technical level. Includes insight into cheating for advanced managers and code extraction from ECUs from Ebay. And from Volkswagen. Initially.

>>52262482
it doesnt stop

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>>52262482
>Captura de Tela

>>52262439
>>52262462

Most women think mens love skeleton mannequin girls...

13 minutes to VW

http://volkswagen.gomexlive.com/vw_live_pk/

CNET stream ended/loops

>>52262523
you didn't expect spics on /g/?

>>52262587
Find a youtube link so I can shit post int he comments with other people

>>52262626
what do you think /g/ is for

lol, VW still not live on their own stream

>>52262412
god damn this is so hard to watch.
all dat cringe

>cannot load m3u8
>cross domain acess denied

>>52262412
which presentation is this? i def need to search this later

>>52262866
intel. it just ended

>>52262866
end of intel presentation

>>52262839
weird, doesn't work with chrome, but with firefox.

>opening with that long apology
way to ruin your presentation

so sorry, sorry, sorry

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not good so far

the intro was nice
>>52262956
lel

Intel has become a ces pool
My next processor will be AMD.

>zero emissions
we full electric now

>>52262982
Their ZEN chips is looking really good, especially since Skylake is cheaply made, and not a big performance increase and is expensive.

is it common for Germans to smack their lips this much when they speak?

>>52263033
I think it is a mircophone issue, still pretty annoying.

>>52263033
yes, but only when they speak english. i'm german, i don't know why my fellow countrymen have this horrible accent. my english teacher actually thought i was from america, because i didn't have a german accent.

Hi Gary
bye Gary

>>52263033
hmm, this new guy doesn't do it

>>52263033
hol up hol up

fuckin germans how do they do this?
every. word. is. measured. calculated. and. spoken. like this.

>>52263116
Just bad english speakers.

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Germans are so fun

He's nervous, chill

I wish they would try to show more stuff than just talking about this

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so innovative

>>52263212
it's probably not ready yet

>>52263246
now that is something they can show

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>>52262325
>>52262412
tfw u missed the best part of CES

this is fucking gold

>>52263284
it really felt like something from another planet. It looks crazy but the "music" they made was even more crazy

JARVIS

IRON

MAN

CAR

GERMAN BUILD QUALITY
E
R
M
A
N

oh shit i can see if im out of ketchup at home

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what does /g/ think?
it can also look into your fridge

nice script he's reading

>baddee
>a truly sorry car
indeed

Jesus christ why are these guys the literal embodiment of autism?

Just take an hour to practice your speech before hand, make it look natural, smile a little, dress properly.

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>>52263376
interface looks like shit, too cluttered

>dat lowpoly rendering
spared no expense i see

So this automated driving is really gonna be a thing huh?
No meme.
Everything presented today was tied to it. On top of that, everyone has almost functional working models. Our kids aren't gonna be driving, they're gonna be driven by these I'm willing to bet.

>>52263528
>Our kids aren't gonna be driving, they're gonna be driven by these I'm willing to bet.

according to KIA`s keynote this will already be the case 2030

>>52263528
>On top of that, everyone has almost functional working models
oh yeah, I should add, I am also very suprised how fast they developed those.

>>52263566
the biggest problems will be laws and insurances though

I thought this thing was technology related.

>>52263376
Would be a lot better if the white point of the displays actually matched the ambient lighting.

>>52262409
>>Ha
>Must suck to be white.

fixt

Are there any more keynotes?
This schedule posted is trash.

>>52263618
It's going to be difficult to insure a human driven car in 2030.

Self driven cars may end up being so crazy safe that someone in government just goes "don't need insurance lol"

>>52263578
When you think about it, self driving cars are probably the biggest "duh" in the current decade.
We've had the technology to do it for some time but had to wait until someone came up with the idea. People were too hung up on flying cars to think about cars that drove themselves.

>>52264248
All it takes is 1 fatal self-driving car incident for the media to demonize self-driving cars and set them back many years years while insurance companies try to jack up your premiums and lawmakers try to pass kneejerk legislation on how autonomous the car is allowed to be.

Also, if an autonomous car crashes, who's fault is it?

i am embarrased to own an intel cpu, next purchase will 100% be AMD

>>52264301
i would guess noone , it was a malfunction and you prob signed somewhere that the manufacturer isnt responsible for any damage caused by the equipment. Treat it just like any other piece of tech that you can get hurt with.

>>52264301
Like how it took one manual driven car that crashes to demonise automobiles

>>52262232
>>52262411
Is this technology?

intel seems to be demonstrating those things they were wearing on their hands, and that instrument like thing rehman was waving his hands over in the end, no?