>fiber everywhere, even in vietnam and the kongo
>ban all languages other than english, chinese and russian
>people now have to present their id card to their isps. people under the age of 21 will not be allowed to use the internet
>users will also have to do an iq test. anyone with below average iq will not be permitted to use the internet
i think i fixed the internet, guys
But Love Live is the official anime of /g/ and Maki is the official girl of /g/.
>waifu posting outside containment boards is illegal
>memes outside containment boards are illegal
>spoilers are illegal
>underage people get their containment board too
Everything else remains the same
Replace HTML with sexps.
Color, border, font, etc attributes specify user/OS-set generics. Artistic control is bad for accessibility and consistent interfaces.
No CSS. You can still define layout and text content separately with sexps.
Lazy loading, "read more", and autoupdate are standard browser features. Individual lists within "pages" declare if they use either. It works by treating a list in a page as indexed, and only requesting entries after index N from the server on user input (button press/viewport change) or a page/user-defined timer.
Declare iori the official best girl of the internet
Multimedia content is handled by a standard set of programs on the OS, not the web browser. Videos, images, and even dynamic objects like games are download and interpreted by the right program embedded via a standard function of the windowing system.
Browser plugins 2.0: ANSI edition
by DELETING ALL NORMIES
You guys need your own special Internet for people with special needs like yourselves.
You know you don't have to use the Internet if you don't like it. You can use usenet, or try to resurrect it.
And so I am.
I like her playful but sometimes innocent character. She's pure, always thinking her friends, supporting them, giving them advises. Also she has Onee-san aura too.
She is truly a goddess.
By making people stop treating it as an extension of real life.
It shouldn't feel like a witness stand, it should feel like a dive bar that you can't help but find charming. Where people from all walks of life come to shoot the shit without fear of their opinions jeopardizing their jobs.
Stop teaching PHP, web hosts now must allow binary files instead of the cmpanel php script input thing. Backends now respond 10 times faster.
Everything must generate 304s... Even backends. Everything must use etags, if it came from a backend weak etags are acceptable. 80% of traffic has been reduced.
Gzip level 2 (second fastest setting) must be used on all front facing servers, 30% of traffic has now been reduced.
If every web developer did these things...