Official CES 2016 Thread #2

>>52253173
>not mentioning glasses free 3d tv's which is gonna revolutionise tv yet again

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>qualcomm conference

>Unlocking your phone with lotion-covered fingers

What a time to be alive

seems like they are going for the professional route

disappointing desu

>moar cars

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>802.11 a/b

>>52253193
they will probably announce phones with Snapdragon 820 with is basically, worse CPU better GPU.

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IN FOR QUALCOMM GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

>>52253206
i was thinking the same thing. this is going to be a bore.

cars again, god, fuck cars

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>>52253173
suddenly ces

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the guy talking remind anyone else of this?

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Can someone get /o/ out of my /g/?

is his head polished?

Cloud based navigation?
Are we witnessing the ability of hackers or SJW governments to drive our cars into walls while we're masturbating on our commute?
I would rather just have a car that I control, desu desu.

>ces becomes an international car show

>>52253261
fuck I was thinking we would get 5g within the next 3 years

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Modular /g/ Did you hear that?
MODULAR
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>>52253274
you can always buy russian cars for that

What about OLED so far?

>>52253294
tfw you get in a KAR AKSIDENT because you hadnt upgraded your cpu

>bitching about car tech
America is car centric by design. Stop acting like commies.

>>52253294
it took them just 30 years to get there>>52253289
2027 is when 5g comes to cars

>>52253305
LG announced they will have 8 models released this year.
http://4k.com/news/ces-2016-meet-lgs-new-oled-4k-tv-with-hdr-with-a-display-more-stunningly-real-than-reality-11773/

Also Lenovo is coming out with the first laptop with one:
http://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/lenovo-x1-yoga-oled-laptop-hands-on/

Any predictions? I'm really hoping for more laptops with USB-C ports.

MANLET

Lagging car confirmed for when? 2025? Sooner?

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REAL-TIME 4K INFOTAINMENT /g/.

>>52253363
cars will get hacked regulary next year is my prediction

>>52253222
Cheq'd

this is actually cool

TECHNOLOGY

those car computers actually look kind of cool
a bit distracting though

I can't wait to replace my car's instrument cluster with a waifu, or high velocity pornographic violence.

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>Touch activated
HOPE YOU GOT SOME OF THOSE SPECIAL WINTER GLOVES.

>You could restart someone else car with your own malware bloated version
>You'll get adds directly on your dashboard
I love the future, no more need for the nightmare vision google

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>self driving cars

>>52253348
That's awesome, thanks.
Can't wait for OLED displays to become mainstream...

>>52253419
Can't wait for car crash es so all over the place because people playing with these while driving

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>snab dargon th-thank you
why can't they pick someone who can speak?

>>52253386
smart houses, too>>52253460
you should have seen the monster conference

Why does everything have to be "smart"?

Just repeating a buzzword doesn't make your stupid over-engineered product "the future".

LINUX

>>52253173
>yfw you realize volkswagen is paying top dollars to be at ces and try to restore its name reputation after dieselgate
>and so its competitors are obliged to interject for a moment and show their faces
>possibly volkswagen is also paying to justify this car industry intrusion into an event which traditionally only hosts cool gadgets manufacturers for the normies of tomorrow
>yfw you realize CES now stands for Cars Electronics Show

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>>52253433
>wanting the car to drive itself

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>>52253504
But it's the way of the future

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>>52253535
>Wanting humans to drive cars

>>52253535

Only when I'm drunk and have to go home.

>>52253535
>wanting to be on two lane roads surrounded by cars where 50% of the drivers are below average intelligence.

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>Wearables
If you are playing CES Bingo, it's time to cross out another box.

>>52253586
yea but the other 50% are way above average intelligence. iq can only go down to like 0 but it can go up to 300 :^)

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>QUALCOMM

OH SHIT GUYS

BORN MOBILE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY
>mfw this was 3 FUCKING YEARS AGO

Literally every word out of that man's mouth is a buzzword.

holy shit

>>52253631
The fact that you somehow think that makes the situation any better worries me. The smarter 50% are not going to be able to do about the people who can't point out canada on a map you are regularly driving past your car at a combined speed of 140mph with a clearance of not much more than a foot.

Are they talking about direct WiFi as if it was a new thing?

>>52253438
My Highlander has a touchscreen but 90% of the functionality locks up when the car moves.

These guys are kinda funny tbhm

>>52253437
for which purpose though...

>>52253791
They certainly don't sound like the jaded cynical bastards that inhabit /g/

>>52253817
Hentai with ultimate contrast.

>>52253791
They're fucking retarded. "My Wifi goes out every week". Find the problem and fix it you fuck.
Oh wait they're applefags that explains it.

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>>52253840
you're a bit late anon

Can some sum up everything so far?

What is the next presentation?

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Am I the only person that thought N64 Rumble Pack on steroids?

>>52253847
This. It's already been a year since my internet last went down and I'm not even using a high end router.

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>clamshell laptop
W-what?

>>52253871
What is it? Buttkickers have been around for ages if it's just that.

What kind of fag wears bracelets and shit along with their watch?

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>5 or 8 MP Camera
>4 consecutive Selfies w/1 Gesture
>Quad-core Processor
>8 to 16GB Storage
>2.21 Amp Battery

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>tfw oled screen technology finds first adaption in laptops rather than monitors

left is ips, right is oled..

>>52253959
Rapists do that.

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http://www.cnet.com/videos/inail-printer-brings-the-nail-salon-to-you/

At least one /g/ user will buy this.

>>52253963
I know how to change the brightness of my laptop too.

>>52253959
bracelets get you mad pussy bro

>>52253963
You do realize OLED monitors have existed for a long time now...

>that bb8 droid

i want that

>>52253989
i think it's more about the angle which the picture is shot.. now that you mention it, the left one might even be a TN panel

non the less, contrasts are infinite on oled and the response rate is belo 0.1ms either way

>>52253920
http://www.cnet.com/products/immersit/
They are a kit of pads you put under the legs of your furniture with integrated motors that will independently move your seat up and down as well as side by side to work with VR.

>>52253963
Holy shit, there's so much glare.
Can we even make matte OLED screens ?

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>Drone you just chuck and it auto-stabilizes
Neat.

>>52254028
Oh, I've tried those at a 4D theater. It's meh

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>all that garbage

CES seems like a rich people fuckaround area now. Useless gadgets everywhere

>>52253982
QUICK SOMEONE INFORM >>>/fa/!

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A washer AND a dryer!

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>Touch-screen enabled Washer/Dryer Combination Unit for less than the space and cost of 2 discrete units
I could see this thing being a hit with small apartments that can't fit those tall tower combo units .

>>52254098
That really was a fucking fantastic game of Rugby to watch. Good on the Japanese Team for playing so well against South Africa.

>>52254081
That's because all the new and exciting tech is initially expensive.
Eventually those new things trickle down to poorfags like you.

>>52254124
I thought those already existed?

>Toyota
OH BOY TIME FOR SOME ELECTRIC COROLLAS.

>>52254130
Oh man, a pyramid shaped music player is so exciting!

>>52254155
They do but under generations don't know how to operate nobs

>>52254155
Checked and you're right, oh well.

look how great we are with our macbooks

>plugs in usb c to a converter

>connected services in the car
I'm never buying a car made after 2005.

next gen Toyota Supra

when?

>>52254128

Yeah it was great. Was only half watching it at the start and it just started ramping up and up.

>>52254189
90's Mercedes Benzes are the only cars one should ever buy anyway.
Those things are tanks and comfy as hell.

>190E masterrace.

>Toyota
maybe i'll hear a reason to upgrade from my 98 corolla...

>>52254218
It was the only game of Rugby I've seen in years that was exciting to Watch..

The Welsh team went to shit around 2007.
France is a joke since the same time.
Italy is Italy.
England can't into not forward passing.
Scotland are decent of late, as are the Republic of Ireland. Still not enjoyable to watch them play though.

And whatever the fuck happened to "Crouch, Touch, Engage" why did they have to change that? Some SJW shiteater complain?

>>52253188
3d TV will never take off. the effect is underwhelming even on content made for it and trying to adapt 2d content (so almost everything) for 3d looks like shit.

>>52254221
That's a fucking retarded opinion if I ever heard one.
Any 90s Lexus is just as comfy and way, way more reliable.

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Those eyebrows /g/....

>>52254221
true 2l kompressor mustardrace

>>52254212
>toyota will never make another sporty car ever again

;_;

>>52254253
You won't. 90s jap cars are still the best for everyday use.

>>52254173
I wonder how many washers are gonna end up on the landfill because of the electronics failing.

I believe "smart" devices will have a shorter lifespan than the ones which are built using electromechanical parts.

>>52254275
Only problem I've ever had with my 190 was the belt had rotted. Which is going to happen on every car that age anyway.

Then again, previous owners of this one was an elder couple who were looking to get something easier to park and get in/out of. So the engine hadn't been thrashed like it is on most you see Boy Racers going around in.

>>52254292
Toyota 86, retard.

oh shit this is a huge jab at tesla elon is going to be fumming

>>52254271
i think the biggest trade-off was simply the glasses.. let's see how cheap and impactfull this technology becomes

>>52254310
Of course they do. Things are made with planned obsolescence in mind these days.

>>52254155
But it has a TOUCH SCREEN!

>>52254292
iktf

even honda doesn't make fun cars anymore

Oled is better than ips for consumer tech. It may not have correct color reproduction, but picture simply looks better especially movies, pictures etc, the black reproduction (or the lack of it) is g-d tier.

>>52254155
yeah, they do. i've had one for 1 or 2 years.

>>52254325
>Toyota 86
you mean Scion FR-S?

>>52254316
Personal experiences are irrelevant when talking about cars.

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>>52254278
This motherfucker came right to mind

>Hydrogen
I don't get it. Why are Toyota betting on this? It sounds retarded compared to batteries.

>>52254343
I don't see what your point is. Who cares what it's called in your country?

>>52254357
When talking newly bought. Yes.

>>52254366
Batteries are just as retarded. They don't last very long, and cost a shitton to be replaced.
This is just my opinion, but if petrol ever will go away, it should be replaced by ethanol.

>>52254377
because your country isn't relevant?

>>52254366
So they don't have to completely refit their production lines in order to make the engines. Just swap out pieces here and there, and bang, hydrogen engines on the roll.
Whereas batteries are expensive to buy in considering the quantities needed.

Give me 19" 2048x1536 OLED panel with option to use similar scanning that is in Sony Trimaster OLED PVM's or gtfo.

>>52254366
Why? Hydrogen is the future, its not very efficient but simply more reliable, batteries tech is not good enough (for cars) and I dont think it will ever be.

>>52254381
Personal opinions matter when collected and turned into statistics, but just because your car never broke down, doesn't mean that that model is actually reliable.

>>52254366
A combination of Japanese Pride/Face Saving + Sunk Cost Fallacy. They've already invested boatloads of money and engineering time into the tech and they don't want to admit they picked wrong and Tesla picked pride.

How good is long term reliability in electric cars?
If batteries have a limited number of cycles, doesn't that mean that an electric car will become a useless brick within 10 years unless you pay out the ass for new batteries?

>>52253504
because to the consumer "smart" means the device is smart so you don't have to be, that makes people comfortable and makes corporations or any entity wanting to control you salivate.

>>52254401
What? Are you mentally impaired?

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>>52254428
Pic related.

>>52254434
*picked right

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Car Electronics Show

>>52254470
This was bound to happen eventually.
When was the last time anything truly interesting happened in computers or TVs?

>>52254398
I remember years ago Musk pointed out that perfect hydrogen fuel cells have lower energy density than lithium batteries had then, and lithium batteries are improving all the time. And this was the reason they didn't go with fuel cells.

I felt that was pretty damning.

>They don't last very long, and cost a shitton to be replaced.
Better than needing hydrogen stations built everywhere before anyone can practically use a hydrogen powered car

>>52254414
What's the point if no one buys them?

>>52254430
>batteries tech is not good enough (for cars) and I dont think it will ever be.
The success and critical acclaim of the Model S seems to suggest otherwise.

>>52254434
makes most sense.

>>52254366

Also, some of the shit I've seen with that hydrogen technology is that if you live somewhere remote where you could get snowed in or some shit and the power goes out, you can actually power your house from the car.

You could have like symbiotic hybrid electric/hydrogen car that you can charge from your house on normal days and do the opposite in times of trouble or disaster. Actually pretty nice.

>>52254515
>The success and critical acclaim of the Model S seems to suggest otherwise.
hipsters buying hipster cars

>>52254490
>>52254490
>smart iot curved 3d hd ready 120hz oled pixel density camera 4k browser motion control voice
they've exhausted all the memes I think

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>>52254557
The Model 3, the next-gen Nissan Leaf, and to a less extent the GM Bolt will change that.

>>52254535
>you can actually power your house from the car.
or you can buy a gas generator. And then the power in the house doesn't go out when you need the car.

Also, if you live remotely, a hydrogen car is the last thing you'll want because you'll be waiting a long time for a filling station to get built.

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truly groundbreaking

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>>52254608
i wonder what the resale value will be like in 10 years when the batteries are fried and the batteries are so expensive to replace you might as well buy a new car

>>52254593
YOU FORGOT THE DRONES.

>>52254557
Are you implying that hipsters can now afford such luxury items? The model S isn't particularly cheap by anyone's standards.

>>52254557
Doesn't make it an less of a great car.

>>52254636
>Posted from my iPhuck S8

That all western degenerates do.

You do with shitty dumbphones

New riches as JewDiePie do with Teslas

>>52254608
are they still limited to 400km+- and 7-9 hours recharge time?
if you are salaryman with timetable of a machine guess it's good, i don't see who else would want these cars

>>52254515
CA already has Hydrogen Fuel Station, and has for several years now. Use that as an example of how sales are.
Ofcourse, what Toyota would then require is Hydrogen being a common fuel. Not everyone is going to make their own at home.

>>52254636
Model S has one of the best resale values of any car. In 10 years an equivalent battery will likely cost half as much as when the car was new.

>>52254612

True I guess. I'm not trying to sell you the thing, just saw that it was an interesting view on the future. Maybe once were all off the central grid, doing micro-generation of power and stuff.

>>52254684
>CA already has Hydrogen Fuel Station
What, like one?

>>52254685
why are you protecting it so much? did you buy one?

>>52254684
Remember when E85 ethanol was the new hotness?
That was over 10 years ago.
An E85 ethanol station just opened up near my house, this was last month.

Hydrogen is never going to catch on.

>>52254720
Yeah, i agree they are interesting. But I think it's silly for Toyota to be betting the farm on them.

>>52254673
They will 320KM ranged, but priced at 25K-32K Euros equivalent depending, and that's before tax subsidies. This is based on only the 2nd gen. LG Chem. Batteries.

>>52254731
A fair few in the cities apparently.

http://www.cafcp.org/stationmap

I know that here in the UK, you can get a Hydrogen Tank built at your home, and have a tanker deliver hydrogen.

>>52254744
>why are you protecting it so much?
I'm not. I'm just stating some facts.

>did you buy one?
nope. Would like to some day.

The corporation that owns whole country is next.

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TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION?

>>52254867
That's not true and you know it. LG also owns several provinces.

The benefit of Hydrogen I'd say is more about altering an existing infrastructure to accommodate it rather than destroy an infrastructure and build more pylons.

Of course, electric cars powered by petrol/diesel generators are still the most efficient.

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Looks like a giant electric shaver.

>>52254673
Can you explain that? How many days of the year do you travel +400km? Those are the only days you need to visit a super charger. Otherwise it charges overnight. You never need to visit a filling station like with ICE cars, which is a pretty big deal once you are used to it.

It charges 50% in 30 minutes at a super charger.

>connecting people together in the world

Just how huge is the CES convention floor?

>>52254939
>through football field of projector screens and heavy machinery

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>it leverages indigent video to connect people

>>52254939
>communication technology does not connect people together

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>Smart suitcase
>Charges all your electronics
>Self-locks when you leave and opens when you come back
Alright.

>>52254901

SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!

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what the

y thing dilldo

>>52255021
I want that

Housefire All in one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXmqSnu4Pk8

when will michael bay make an appearance at the conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

What happened to 4k bluray /g/? I though we were going to hear about it this year,

>>52255256
panasonic announced a 4k bluray player

Is it the 90s again?

That fridge and boombox. Fucking lollllll. Useless gimmicks.

>>52255097
aesthetic meme machine

>>52254901
>RINGA-LINGA-DING-TONG

>sam-SUNG

>i don't know much about gaming, but i know how to make a lot of money

And people wonder why video games are shit these days.

>samsung
i-im ready

GET IN HERE SAMSHILLS

IT'S HAPPENING

>>52255397
That's because video games are for children.

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IT BEGINS.

Time for worst korea.

MUH INTERNET OF THINGS!!

2016, year of the botnet

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>IoT

>smart things stuff of internet usb hub adapter

wtf does it even do?

someones entire house getting hacked senpai

>>52255538
makes it smart duh

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SMART BABY MONITORS

>solving pain
samsung, 2016(c)

>>52255585
can they solve my depression?

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>internet of things
>smart devices
>"no compromises"
>4K
>smartphone penetration

any other new and hot CES memes?

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>CONSUMER
>CONTENT CONSUMPTION
>CONSUMER GROWTH
>INTERNET OF THINGS ECOSYSTEM

>>52255600
DEEP LEARNING

>>52255600
>we are not selling babies here

>>52255097
>housefire simulator

>>52255585
They already do.

Products

Apparel, chemicals, consumer electronics, electronic components, medical equipment, semiconductors, ships, telecommunications equipment

Services

Advertising, construction, entertainment, financial services, hospitality, information and communications technology, medical and health care services, retail, shipbuilding

Samsung actually runs Worst Korea.

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VR VIDEO

>>52255632
Don't forget Tanks

They make fucking Tanks

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>>52255520
Serious Question:
What is the internet of things?
I am really fucking curious. I keep hearing this shit like its at all meaningful, but I just imagine a label for internet connected refrigerators or some other stupid shit like that which doesn't need to be connected.

>>52255651
this is actually interesting
sadly VR price point is 500

who the fuck still watches TV

Who the hell still watches TV?

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who is dis qt?

>>52255677
>What is the internet of things?
basically it means connecting everything to the internet (or local network), including your coffeepot and your toilet

TIME FOR MICHAEL BAY

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>Samsung conference
>Joe "The Curve" Stanziano

Let us all remember this day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rMy1iA268

>>52255688
you do, right now

The internet of things, is the botnet a way to know everything you do down to when you take a shit and it's consistency.

>>52255696
Japanese smart toilets when?
>giving happy poopy times

>tvsets on rails

>>52255677
Just a term for connecting everything together over the internet. Seems like the main focus is for smart homes (controlling everything in your home from a single place).

>bezeless
>clearly has bezels

>10-bit

My anime never looked so good!

>>52255677
The idea is to eventually have all of your appliances and car on one personal network that will automatically turn on/off based on your location and programmed routine and controllable via your internet connection.

That's the idea. The reality is a clusterfuck of internet connected appliances from every manufacturer in a fragmented ecosystem.
IT DOESN'T JUST WERK. YET.

I came for TVs and I got cars and botnet in all my appliances.

Thanks CES

So is samsung not going with OLED?

>>52255715
you're 7 years late
http://techcrunch.com/2009/04/01/japanese-toilet-analyzes-stool-beams-results-to-cell-phones-via-personalized-urls/

>greentexting on livestream
fuck off jobber

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They obviously aren't targeting the basement dwellers on /g/

>people don't live in windowless cave's

not here on /g/

>>52255712
Your poop is runny anon, here's a add for fiber supplement.

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Didn't know Samsung supported ISIS

>>52255768
>>52255771
why would you watch tv in brightly lit room at night?

People still watch broadcast TV?

What the fuck?

>>52255786
wew lad.
I saw that too.

>we just ripped WebOS off.

>>52255695
Looks like a nobody, or a soccer player

great now I have to deal with samsung tv os and the comcast X1 cluster fuck just to watch tv

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So what happens in 10 years when your TV's smart features become outdated and there's no firmware updates to fix youtube/netflix/etc when they break all their old APIs?

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ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. This sounds like an excellent shilling HUD to consumers.

>>52255859
Or don't buy a Samsung TV.

>>52255859
>>52255842
didn't they promise to use android or something last year?

>gaming on your TV
...why?

>TWC

>>52255737
>>52255721
>>52255696

That seems real fucking stupid
Sounds like all my shit is gonna be useless when my wifi goes down or there is some issue with the ISP

>>52255862
>in 10 years
Should be getting a new TV by then.

>>52255862
in 10 years the biodegradible wiring and lead-free solder will break down from heat and it won't work at all anyway

worst american company on the stage?

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Thank God TWC got ate by Charter instead of Comcast.

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>>52255862
You get a Chinese android stick.

cable companies need to fuck off and die

>>52255900
>>52255910
I meant 5 years.
Do Google TV-enabled TVs even work with youtube anymore?

>It's available on more ass

>>52255947
Still works as a TV though. Just buy a chromecast for it or something.

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NEW TV BADGE.

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>>52255256
here it is

>>52255990
P R E M I U M

>>52255990
>premium
people will buy it because of this word.

I still use a 32" 720p TV that I got several years ago for like $500. I don't even feel the need to upgrade it.

>>52255934
$10 says that the "Antenna" is just a piece of plastic on a pivot with no function at all.

>>52255990
>throw out your UHD TVs and buy new ones
>oh and you might actually get some UHD content on this one

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ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY INCHES.

fuck, now i want that washing machine

>>52256057
I wonder what the recommended viewing distance is for that thing.

>>52256057
>build a house out of tv's

>/g/
>doing laundry

I've worn the same jeans for 5 weeks now.

>not having a top-loader washer

faggots

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WIDER DEEPER SINK BUILT INTO YOUR WASHER.

WASHERS ALSO NOW HAVE A PAUSE BUTTON.

>>52256081
about 4 feet for best experience

here we go - internet connected toaster!
future is here guys! we made it!

NOW YOU CAN CHECK YOUR TWITTER FEED ON YOUR FRIDGE!!!

What a time to be alive.

>>52256081
11 meters

God, why do they even bother with this bullshit. No one is going to use it.

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PREHEAT YOUR OVEN FROM THE HIGHWAY.

TURN ON THE OVEN RANGE FROM HUNDREDS OF MILS AWAY.
IT'S AN ARSON AND INSURANCE FRAUDSTER'S DREAM COME TRUE.

Who the hell is this marketed to?

please make a webm of that girl dancing to fridge music

>>52256130
>hack into someone's phone
>set their house on fire

>>52256130
UNLOCK THE FREEZER EXPANSION PACK BY WATCHING 3 ADS ON YOUR SMARTFRIDGE SCREEN

>>52256136
were you asleep last 10 years? instagram,facebook,twitter retards are everywhere

>>52256146
no you pedo

WE CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE EATING IN YOUR HOME GOYIM

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Giant tablet glued to your fridge!

WHAT DO YOU MEANT YOU DIDN'T ASK OR WANT IT?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT OR NEED.
SAMSUNG KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

What the fuck is that?

sarah palin on stage everyone

>banking advertising

oh yeah, how can we live without it

>>52256173
>Play clash of clan while your dinner burn in the oven

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>"Am I relevant/hipster yet?"

I'm not comfortable with this continued use of the word "consumers".

Who even buys this shit?
Who comes up with this shit?
Who?

this is like a parody of consumerism

>FRIDGE CONNECTED TO TV

what a time to be alive

>regular updates
:^)

>Self driving cars
>Self aware fridges
Who is supposed to buy this crap?

>>52256249
>self burning ovens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfN70Me9dJI

FUCK CARS
FIRST SAMSUNG WINDOWS 10 TABLET
AMOLED
12" 1440p

HNNGGGGGGG

>>52256173
I hope that shit won't end up like smart TVs. Non-smart TVs are pretty rare now unless you want a bottom tier screen. In 10 years it'll be impossible to find a refrigerator that doesn't have a tablet on it. The tablet will be preloaded with the Amazon app, so you can order food whenever you open your fridge and find that there's nothing in it.

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>internet of things
>preheat your oven from hundreds of miles away
>send snapshots of your eating habits to the botnet
>CONSUMERISM CONSUME CONSUNMERS

this wasn't the future i was promised

>we brought VR to the mainstream

No you fucks, Oculus and Carmack did, you just branded it with your shitty phone

>>52256296
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

>>52255990
How much 10 000$ for a tv? Kek

>>52256304
By regular fridges, do you mean vertical door models with no extra features, or those ancient horizontal door models that are always hidden away in the back of the store and cost less than half the price of all the other models?

>>52256313
Technically no VR is mainstream yet

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gay and ugly

New thread when? :3

>>52256296

>Samsung finally dropping Google

THANK FUCK

DONT CARE IF ITS WANGBLOWS BOTNET 10. FUCK GOOGLE

>>52255862
Samsung and Google is perfect combination for planned obsolescence.

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A smartwatch with expensive looking metals.
Truly, this is the future

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>>52256249

>He doesn't want a self driving fridge that brings you a beer

>fun

>>52256345
mad

>iOS Compatibility
>That weak applause

Look how unconfortable those things are to use.

>we surface now

>>52256304
>Some hero make a retro company that make old fashioned TV, fridges and mouses with balls
>Assassinated by the google deep learned enforcers
>Smart war begins leading to the destruction of the botnet
>internet of things become the 21st century Auschwitz
fund it

surface pro huh
poor ms they cna't make anything that sells

NEW THREAD NOW

>>52256371
>smartwatch made with modern tech worth hundreds of dollars
>make it look like a old watch
GG Samsung, GG.

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>Thinnest & Lightest Hybrid
>AMOLED Screen
Yes, I can get behind this.

>All this technology
>None of it is actually useful
Where has mankind gone wrong?

>>52256128
niggadamn

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>>52256432
It looks like they tried to style it from this Seiko

I hope Sony isn't as boring

>>52256440
>6.3 mm
MUH DICK

>>52256460
are you kidding? this was hilarious

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[ ] Not happening
[X] Happening

>>52256460
>Sony
>HERE IS EXPENSIVE OVERDESIGNED THING THAT WORKS ONLY WITH OUR SHITTY ECOSYSTEM, PREASE BUY

So how would rate the Samsung Conference
I'll get it a solid 7/10, it had a lot of announces and the presenters were competent

>>52256490
surfac..oh.

>>52256501
Their new gadgets are comedy gold, so 10/10.

>>52256460
Nothing interesting coming is from Sony if they don’t release the A6100 and A7000.

>>52256505
We AMOLED now

>>52256460

Chances of $599 are high

>>52256500
>buying gook shit

>do we have half-and-half or not

are people really this absentminded and dumb?

>DEEP FRIDGE AWARENESS
YES. I WANT THAT.

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I think this needs some editing.

I'm really not comfortable with this continued use of the word "consumer" by everyone at this fucking show.

>>52256570
Someone add dragon dildos

>>52256570
it needs an establishing shot of the whole fridge

>>52256570
>A different flavour jelly is twice the price
'MURICA

>>>>52256296
>52256296

>"one of the thinner laptops you can get"
>6. fucking 3 mm
>thinner than ipad pro
>better than ipad pro
>WAY thinner than macbook air

the fucking verge man

i hate them so much, and im a macfag

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>>52256460
It's going to be worse.
>Shitty new a mount cam
>Shitty new action cam
>Rehash of crappy TV's
>Things Samsung did last year
>Another shitty iterative watch
>VR because everyone else is doing it hey
>We making new sound system for Ford, please check out :)
>We on our road to recovery as well because Apple buy our image sensor, also that last James bond film was awesome haha.

>Kando o washita desuka

>>52256570
the fuck is lemon jelly

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Look at all those light strips...
My fridge has 2 light bulbs. INCANDESCENT BULBS.

>Go into store
>Want to buy fridge
>Salesman tells you about party mode
>Punch salesman in face and leave store

wow these dudes are so charismatic

>>52256641
...party mode?

you know, this CES thing is great comedy

Is it time for a new thread?

When did "consuming content" replace "watching TV"?

>>52256651
yes, that's not a joke.
party mode activates instant cooling and shares drink levels on facebook.

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Add more botnets.

CHIM??

>>52256641
>have party
>Brag about your new fridge having a party mode you can activate from your fridge app
>Everyone leaves

>>52256623
>Cutout shelves
Literally why
>Standing wine bottle not on the door
Why?
>Everything so far apart
Why? You can fit everything in that fridge on 2 shelves at most. If they weren't cut away.