Programming Rolls

Underrated thread

>>52238033
meme language get

>>52238067
>javascript
disgusteddrake.jpg

>>52238033
ok

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>>52238033
rollin'

>>52238113
no, thanks.

>>52238033
ROLL

>>52238138
ew wtf is icon

>>52238033
Rollin

>>52238033
> not writing

int Roll(int x) {
 Return x% 88;
}

>>52238227
Yep. I threw together some code in 2 seconds. Crucify me hard.

I am betting my shekels on a meme language

rollironi

>>52238204
Oh come on!
Give me something good!

>>52238033
I really fucking hate Java after being set a task with it. I still love C, still love tho. ROLLING

Rolling for Javascript meme framework

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>>52238295
wtf is that shit? come again

>>52238271
No Python 3 support, sometimes difficult to compile, pretty sure it isn't actively developed anymore. Just use PyMySQL or an ORM. Rerolling.

>brainf**k

>>52238279

Transcript show: 'Well... shit...'.
Transcript cr.

>>52238033
ok

FizzBuzz

>>52238033
rell

>>52238033
roll

>>52238033
Meh

>>52238033
rolling

roland

>>52238597
well, fuck me.

>>52238033
rolling

S

C or python, thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qCRae5mRoRE

>>52238417

|isThisGood|

(isThisGood == False)
    ifTrue: [ 
        Transcript show:'Smalltalk is good!'. Transcript cr. ]
    ifFalse: [ 
        Transcript show:'Smalltalk is shit!'. Transcript cr. ]

OK, that's enough for me!

>>52238518
>C++11
Lucked out.

Awesome: auto keyword, range-based for loops, variadic templates, tuples, pairs, unordered map/set/multimap/multiset. Basically everything that brought it closer to Python.

Sucked: all the things that are still inherently sucky about manual memory management, compiling code, preprocessor directives and macros, managing function prototypes and all that bullshit. I realize all these things have a purpose and some form of benefit, I just don't like having to deal with them in my day to day code.

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>>52238033
Welp

>>52238665
What the fuck is php web view? reroll.

>>52238033
roll

>>52238033
Im lazy roll

>>52238741
won't let me enter, idk why. reroll

>>52238711
So is the D language the solution?

>>52238033
Here goes

>>52238033
fuck this shit

>>52238033
5

>>52238033
Rawl

>>52238033
Rolling one more time!

Let's hope coding ground isn't down like it usually is.

>>52238797
It looks very interesting. Just wish it would grow more in popularity. I think in the next 10 years it's poised to gain a lot of popularity. Python started to really pick up steam when it was about as old as D is now.

>>52238033
Rollin

gay

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Rolling

>>52239052
Markdown is a language? Rerolling...

>>52239083
TeX? Oh, cmon... Reroll

>>52238033
add da rolls

>>52238918

#include <iostream>
#include <string>

using namespace std;

int booooring() {
    string about = "This is boring!";
    cout << about << endl;
    return 0;
}

int main()
{
   booooring();
   return 0;
}

Meme roll

>>52239115
already a C coder, rerollin

>>52238033
rollin

>>52238033
jeusi

Roleing

Well, roll I guess. If the language is interesting, I may do this.

>>52239143

jquery ROFL

C#

>>52239143
rollin again i dont even understand why markup languages have classes

Ok

Roll, pls luck

>>52238930
Made a quick prime checker, not the worse programming language but not my cup of tea.

Function isPrime(num As Integer) as Integer
    If (num < 2) Then
        Return 0
    End If
    If (num = 2) Then
        Return 1
    End If
    If (num mod 2 = 0) Then
        Return 0
    End If
    For div as Integer = 3 to int(num^.5)+1 Step 2:
        If (num Mod div = 0) Then
            return 0
        End If
    Next: Return 1
End Function

For num as integer = 0 to 50:
    If isPrime(num) then
        print str(num) ;" is a prime."
    Else
        print str(num) ;" is not a prime."
    End If
Next:

>>52238033
dubs get
check'em

>>52239569
i already know python, ROLL!

>>52239569
lol

>>52238033
rolling for C

>>52238033
>0
roll

rollerino

>>52239122
Last roll for tonight!

Friendly reminder that if you don't know assembly you're an MIT nigger.

>>52239609
>one off
>brainfug
sheeeeeit

>>52239693
Re-roll

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>>52239696
>mfw /g/tards think they're hot shit for knowing assembly

>>52239723
Is the little MIT nigger afraid of awk?

>>52239754
What?

eh

>>52238033
neat

come at me, 15

ill have ago

>>52240017

int x = 3;

Roll again

>>52238033
>x%88
you relaize that this just makes the first two rows twice as likely, right?

rolling anyway

>>52240142
re

>>52238033
rolling
hope i get to learn something new

>>52240142
Yeah. I know.

I don't really care. It covers all cases.

>>52240784
fuck that shit

>>52238033
This is actually not shit

roll

JK Rowling

r

>>52241068
Fuck that, rolling again.

>>52241108
That's not even a programming language.

>>52241139
Yum, a nice hot cup of no!

Hot cross rolls

>>52238033
Rekt

>>52238033

rollin

>>52241153
Latex for people who enjoy typing a lot.

May as well roll.

>>52241177
Fuck scala, reroll for me me language

>no Arnold C
Nope.

dull roll

I have never coded anything ever

Give me something easy please

Heart of the cards roll20

>>52239554
Fun shit.

>>52241296
R e r o l l

>>52238033
Rollin

>>52241286
Rerolling for a real language

>>52238033
roll

>>52238227
This. And it's sad that only one person mentioned it.

here goes...

>>52241392
I already admitted I threw it together in 2 seconds.

The point is to discover a new language. For better or worse.

>>52238033
not b, thread reported

>>52241416
what the fuck, it gave me the language I use most... rerolling, hopefully won't land on another C-based language

>>52241418
But people just reroll until they get a language they already like.

>>52241369
i already use python :/ no fun
rerolling

>>52238033
give cobol

This is a really cool idea

>>52241442
no
I don't experiment with meme's
roll again

DAE think isMeme(language_rolled)? reRoll()

>>52241438
In the process, you are going to run across languages you have never heard of before unless you are lucky enough to roll a language you are familiar with. It's up to the anon to pursue the said language or reroll.

>>52238033
roll

>>52241492
Reroll

>>52238033
roll

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Roll

>>52238033
rollan

hi

>>52238033
rollerino

>>52238033
rolling for meme

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>>52241433
Haxe reminds me of Java, and not in a good way.

also
>web dev meme

>>52241590
>>52241590
reroll

>>52241567
Drawing focused. Can't like it on principle

>>52241609
FUCK well I asked for it

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Rolling. Please be C.

>>52238033
Roll

Rolling!!!!

>>52241607
Yeah, according to Wikipedia, Java was an influence on Haxe. Even a simple Hello World for Haxe looks clunky like in Java.

rolllll

>>52241643
NOOOOOOOOOOO
again ;-;

>>52238033
03 get

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>>52241628
fuck this shit

>>52238033
Alright, rodando.

>>52241678
rerolling

>>52238033
let's go

>>52241696
rerollingngng

Sounds like fun

rollg

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The hell is Python MySQL?

>>52241686
Haaa Verilog. I actually need this.

>>52238033
rolling my money

>>52238033
roll what should my first programming language be :^)
hope its approved by /g/entoomen

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>>52241607
I really have no idea what kind of programming language Haxe is trying to be. I feel like Haxe has serious identity crisis issues. and the whole putting the main inside a class thing really rubs me the wrong way; I'm not feeling this language at all

>>52241739
just be thankful it isn't VHDL
It's verilog thrown through a blender

>>52238033
(Ada|Go|Erlang|OCaml|Assembly|COBOL|Julia|Lua) plz

Why are (La)TeX, Markdown and CSS on the list?

>befunge
the hell is this meme language?

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>>52238033
What if I'm retarded and can't math? Can I still program?

>>52238711
What's wrong with preprocessor directives? Also, a lot of the manual memory management stuff can be done with proper RAII and smart pointers.

I agree that compiling C++ is a pain in the ass though. People can't seem to agree on a build system, and most of the options are pretty bad

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>>52241950
>can't fucking figure math out because I'm dumb as fuck when it comes to numbers
>roll programming language made by fucking MATHWORKS

I'm supposed to believe in growth theory and that if I tried hard and consistently I could learn math and how to program, but I'm probably just going to go into college for a management degree because I'm dumb as shit.

>>52242006
haha what. you don't need to know more than some rudimentary middle school algebra to get started on learning how to write code

>>52242096
I can do that shit, just can't penetrate even high school level algebra/geometry/pre-calc. Shit fucks me up hard.

I've always wanted to be a programmer, I've dabbled lightly in Codeacdemy, specifically the Python course, and fucked around a longer time ago in DARKbasic or however that shit is capitalized.

I was fine for about 20 lessons on Python, then it started to put shit together I just couldn't wrap my mind around, and couldn't make progress without just looking up the answer. Some people have said Codeacademy is shit, but tons of people praise it, and I feel retarded, so that's what I'm leaning towards.

>>52238033
I'd like to participate.

i hate black pep[le

>>52242290
fuck

>>52238033
rollin'

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Time 2 get 4realious

roll :^)

rolltime

>>52242249
When did it start getting hard for you? What kind of problems were they?

In my own experience with Codeacademy, I thought the initial lessons in each unit were a bit too hand-holdy so I can see how you might have trouble with the exercises that require you to actually apply what you've learned if the previous exercises didn't actually teach anything. I feel like Codeacademy is more focused on teaching syntax than teaching logic and problem solving

>>52242352
what. reroll

wew lad

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Rolling

>>52241516

if (std::cout << "hello world\n") {

}

look ma, no semicolons

not doing your roll bs lad I'll let my post digits decide

Role

>>52238033
curiosity killed the cat (or did it)

>>52238033
roooooool

>>52238033
Rolling for the sake of rolling

>>52242693
tf I used awk all this semester in *NIX class.
REROLLAN.

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>>52238033
time 2 roll

>>52242764
already know PHP/MySQL, it's shit, rerollin

>>52238033
roll but most likely I will have no idea about it

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Rolling

>>52242919
Reroll; I refuse

>>52242942
Already know. Reroll

>>52242955
Holy fucking reroll

>>52238033
Roll. Never coded before.

>>52238033
What the fuck is awk

>nasm get

>>52238033
Roll

why not

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>>52238033

>>52243017
get the fuck off of /g/

>>52243017
windows babby detected

>>52238033
roll

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>>52243185
I don't even want to try

bowling

>>52243235
can't wait to code in HTML like a real hacker

rolly

>>52243058

meh..

VAR
this, language, sucks : int64;
ix : integer;
BEGIN
  this := 0;
  language := 1;
  writeln(this);
  writeln(language);
  for ix := 0 to 90 do
  begin
  sucks := this + language;
  this := language;
  language := sucks;
  writeln(sucks);
end
END.

Rollerino

>>52243374
Too easy, reroll

>>52238033
roll

>>52238033
Rolling. Pretty interesting thread. OP

09 get

meme

>>52238033
r o l l

OK

>>52238033
roll rust pls

:)

>>52238033
rollen

it better not be something absolute homodildos like a functional language...

rull

>>52238033
les go

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raul

Rollin' In The 90's

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Rollo

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>>52243895
Rerollo

>>52238033
Roll

>>52243859
Reroll no thanks

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>>52243917

#import <stdio>
using namespace std;

int main() {
     cout << "Hola mundo!\n";
}

Dunno if it will compile

They see me rollin'

>>52238033
Rollerollerolleroller

>>52238033
inb4 c#

>>52238033
fugg id

what's the secret command to roll?

>>52243995
Reroll

roruu

>>52243308

>>52238033
well

Fucking rollin.

They see me rollin

>>52238033
Rolling for the future

>>52238033
,

rolll

Rollllllllllllllll

>>52245052
Coding in markdown?

>>52238033
here comes shitlang

>>52245092
It's not even a fucking programming language.

Rollem

Rollin for ruby

Rollan

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>1⅔ posts per poster
>only one roll
Guess this solves that.
(roll)

roL

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a lot of these aren't languages
also c++0x is c++11

>>52238033
Rolling

ROLLAN

>>52245596
again

>>52238033
rolling for brainfuck

>>52238033
nigger

>>52246017
Couldn't really tell the difference between C++ and C++ 0x. http://www.cprogramming.com/c++11/what-is-c++0x.html explained it well enough though, not that exciting.

>>52238033
Everyone says "try GO!".
Let's see if I'm doomed.

Ruuul time ;_;

>>52246063
reroll

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>>52238033
>get 11
>CSS-3
That's not a programming language. How the fuck am I supposed to program anything in fucking css?

>>52238033
39 or 40 get

>>52246096
>96%88=8
>Bootstrap
what the fuck is with this list?

wew

rauuul

>>52238033
roll

>>52246143
no roll

>>52238227
Programming is in a sad state and it's getting worse.

Rollen

>>52246215
Already done tons of strict C, rerolling

>>52238033
rolling

>>52238033
roll

opkkkkkkkk

>>52238033
rollan

>>52238033
Rolllll

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JOM BELAJAR PROGRAMMING LAH BRO

>>52238033
i dont know how to program, kek

>>52238033
rolling for brainfuck

pretty cool site

Rolllllll

>>52238033
rol

wee

roll again
no 89

/b/ tier thread

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>>52246998
C? Too easy.

>>52238033
COBOL GET

>>52247429
THAT WAS PRACTICE