Science fiction thread

Sex robots.

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>>45765479
>= 100 mgb/s internet everywhere at competitive prices

>>45765588
This.

I've always wanted to live in a futuristic industrial world

>>45765479
Neural interface VR.

>>45765479
new age of exploration featuring space

>>45765634
Why? Would be awful. Nature all along

>>45765613
megagigabits?

Dildo lightsabers

>>45765642
I like the look of it. overpopulated cities where every building is a skyscraper, I guess i played to much kotor as a kid

Intelligent assistive technology: medical robots,protocol,etc

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>>45765658

>>45765588
Just go to a hoe

all manual labour becomes automated and we live in a single-state fully intellectual communist utopia

>>45765680
I'm all done then

>>45765695
>paying for STDs

>>45765479
Something that lets me control my penis to be the perfect size for whichever girl Im with at the moment.

Really not asking for much, science. Come on.

W A R P
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Seriously, first contact fucking when

>>45765713
I did your mom and it all went perfectly fine

>>45765716
If it weren't for retarded faggots like you we'll be flying in spaceships by now

Holograms and teleporting.

I'm still waiting for immortality. Like in the movie Elysium.

And replicators of course.

>>45765759
>mind controlled sizechangeable dicks
Or
>ftl warp travel

Which one sounds more impossible?

>>45765649
m = mili
M = mega

>>45765773
Agree

>>45765760

enjoy your suicide the first time you try teleporting

>>45765479
Rejuvenation technology.

I want to be immortal.

>>45765824
Yeah, even in ST: Enterprise at the start of the series they were still scared shitless of using the teleporter.

Teleportation is cool and all, but I'd rather not.

>>45765830
We could get Star Trek tier teleporters and you could kind of do that.
Like Scotty did in TNG: Relics, he just looped himself in the teleporter buffer for like 70 or something years.

>>45765830
You are just afraid to die. Get over it son.

teleportation is theoretically possible with quantum entanglement

but it hasn't been practically applied

>>45765865
>I want to fly
>You are just afraid of heights. Get over it son.

>>45765902
Yes Indeed,I want to fly and at the same time i'm afraid of heights. My point is still valid.

>>45765865
>I'm not afraid of death
*tips fedora*

Faster than light travel or us being able to safely travel the universe with worm holes. I want humanity to make it

>>45766030
Why? We don't do nothing beneficial for our precious world,why would we in outher space?

>>45766065
no nigs in space

>>45765865
I will be when it is imminent just like you will be. But not now.
I still want to be immortal. Life's nice.

>80 Billion humans spread across the Solar System
>Mass Transit Gates
>Frame Jump Tunnels
>Planetary Transporter System
>Transplanted Consciousness
>Mind Arcs
>Hyperspace/Subspace Communication
>Time Dilation Tourism
>First Contact

>>45766065
Nihilist, please go.

>replicators
Would be the single most society-changing piece of technology in all of humanity's history. Capitalism would die. People would no longer work out of necessity, but out of a desire to better humanity. No more 40 hour work weeks.

>gene therapy
Cancer would be cured along with countless other diseases. Hell I'm having a hard time coming up with a disease that couldn't be cured by magically zapping genes into someone. If you got into an awful motorcycle accident and fucked up your skin and lost half your limbs, you could cure all of that with gene therapy.

>>45766241
pls google nihilism
also read beyond good and evil and thus spoke zarathustra
nihilism's outcome is postive as you are free to ascribe your purpose of choice to existence, esp. re the will to power through your lineage and a brighter future

>>45765704
>Communist
Not happening.

>>45766280
How's that gene therapy regrows limbs? It would be much easier to put prostetic robot limbs who are attached to the nervous system

>>45765728
When human stop shitposting on their internet.

Nanosuits and ftl travel would be cool

>>45766534
You could create some novel genes, made from splicing together some DNA from a Salamander (for example).

>>45765479

For me: Sex Robots
For Humanity: Nuclear Fusion.


> Fusion powered sex bots

Advanced AI so I can have friends

>>45766687
>having sex with bot
>malfunction fusion reactor

>>45766729

> he died doing what he loved

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>>45765479
Designer Babies.

Get rid of congenital diseases since before birth, choose the color of their eyes, make sure your child's development is just as you want it to be.

I have a wish for one technology that's so fiction it might as well be called a fantasy.

The technology that'd allow me to meet mai waifu. Some sort of portal to parallel world.

This is all I wish for, one chance...

>>45765479
I want virtual reality to mature to the point where I can simulate being a woman and feel what it's like to get fucked and orgasm

>>45765642
If the outside is so great why has humanity spent the vast majority of their creative output trying to perfect inside?

>>45766784
Fuck children. I want to redesign myself.

>>45766204
Are you me? I would fucking love being a space explorer.

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>>45766826
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>tfw no IBM future Space Odyssey promised

>>45767242
>tfw IBM no longer produces ThinkPads
The present is already sad, anon.

>>45767242
>>45767280
>tfw delicious future cheese paste

>>45767039
>this

Replicator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MnQ8EkwXJ0

Video related.

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>>45765588
>>45767039
By your powers combined...!

>>45767533
sauce?

>>45767558
FNAF fan art.

>>45767574
>kek

>>45767574
Thought it was a whole video, what a shame.

Jet-packs when?

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>>45767558
The chicken robot is an animatronic in Five Night's at Freddy's 2. The image comes from http://rebornica.tumblr.com/post/105754944844/.

This one is from http://the-fivenights-dude-1016.tumblr.com/post/103318162210/.

>>45767623
This.

>>45767655
That kid will be forced to stay to get the gay out of him.

>>45767039
I feel like a loser for it, but that would be awesome.

Botanica>>45766784
Our flaws makes us what we are,for the best and the worst.Don't you ever forget that

>>45766790
You only need guts for that,go and get her anon,and stop with that shit of an excuse

>>45767623
Didn't they already exist?

>>45765640
This, so much this!

>>45768043
Thanks for the words of encouragement, but how?
She's from anime. I'm from /g/. Fucking Romeo and Juliet of 4chan.

>>45766784
>designing baby
>white
>blue eyed
>logic 100%
>music skills 100%
>physical finess 100%
>terms of agreement
>finish
>kid turns out autistic, pale, weak and generally mediocre because a human can only be "good" at a few things

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>>45766784
>mfw

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Skynet or the HAL9000

I'm not a robot

>>45768898
>because a human can only be "good" at a few things
And that's wht you're a loser.

>>45769106
That picture is kinda cute.

>>45766784
>Gattaca

>>45768898
>a human can only be "good" at a few things
Theres nothing stopping your body from being good at many things. Its not like being physically fit causes mental deterioration, or being good at music somehow makes you look worse. The human body can be good at as many things as it would like.

>>45769542
What about aging? All you achieved goes right into the trash

>>45765680
Kek'd

>>45769506
Good premise, shit logic.

>>45769572
Of course aging can still inhibit the body. There are tons of things in life that can inhibit the body. I meant there is no limit to the number of good traits someone can have at birth.

>>45769106
anyone else find it ironic that with the new captcha you can't post on r9k without affirming that you are not a robot?

Tricorders, Communicators, and Phasers.

Doing well so far.

>>45769629
I find it annoying because it's a constant reminder that I'm a doormat IRL.

>>45766811
You are seriously, unironically stealing jokes nearly verbatim from the big bang theory? fucking hell

>>45765805
He's talking about the g

Mass Effect fields.

Sorry

>>45765704
this
we should join, m8. I even have a plan, sort of...

>>45766811
>>45769931
You are seriously, unironically watching the big bang theory?

>Arc transmitters
>Having a house across 36 different planets
>Sports room at low gravity planet
>Transmitter to galaxy hub
>Having one in a platform in a sea planet with just a toilet in it

>>45769542
>Theres nothing stopping your body from being good at many things
but time does.

>>45770066
Congrats, you'd be the master of excess.

>>45770095
"Time" is the limit to everything.

i want to see telepathy scientifically proven, it opens the door for transmission of data and via maxwells demon for lossless and wireless transmission of power which has the potential to turn all of earths energy needs to renewable energy.

>>45770130
I want us to develop Psi but not end up like in AKIRA.

>>45767039
I want to become a furry

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>>45766065
Pretty much the epitome of the fedora meem right here folks

>>45765479

Disposable human bodies like in Altered Carbon

First contact
I really just want to know that there's shit out there smarter than us.
I don't think they'd want to assimilate us or use us for food or whatever, I imagine they'd be beyond that kind of thing.
Wishful thinking, I guess.
I'd love to have some questions answered, and learn about some astrobiology and shit.

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>>45766811
>>45769931
>>45770004
Isn't that joke from the office?

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>>45766204

>>45765479

Penis Enlargement

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I'm still waiting for one of these. I can do without the not-really-so-benign aliens, of course, but I keep being promised flexible, roll-up displays.

Holographic keyboards with force feedback

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FTL travel of any kind. Hell I'd even settle for 40k warping through hell if I had to. I can't stand the thought of such a massive universe missing out on the finest that humanity has to offer.

>>45772589
yeah, aliens have lived far too long without anime.

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>>45765479

We need Synthetic Life to optimally manage fabrication, government, and R&D, which would make human labor obsolete.

>(Historical): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Cybersyn
>(Speculative): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mind_%28The_Culture%29


Moreover, Synthetic Life is the only way we can expand outside the solar system. Even if we can send frozen embryos, we'll need hard AI to bootstrap colonies.

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-replicating_spacecraft#Replicating_.22seeder.22_ships

>>45765588

this is the only reason why I want to study EE

>>45768816

I think he meant stop with that waifu shit and come back to reality and approach real women

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all i want is an AI driven companion

maybe a couple more decades

>>45769611
yes there is

>>45765737
Ha, just you wait motherfucker, your dick gon fall off.

>>45771947
get the fuck out of here

holodecks

Because let's face it, once those are invented, civilization is over. Everybody will just seal themselves in their personal holodeck and have mad orgies 24/7.

>>45765923
>afraid of heights
how does it feel to be a babby?

>>45765479
Jewdar

>>45767623

They we're developed before Vietnam war. Powered by a Jet Engine and you could get 30 minutes of flying time, the question you should be asking is, why hasn't the free market mass produce them.

>>45773695
No

Full VR.

I don't need to travel into real space or go back in time when some weeb can make a fictional universe or past that is more interesting by dicking around in Gmod 2035.

I could fucking drive a gundam, hunt dinosaurs in a safari with Jeff goldblum, be a wizard, and then enjoy a brown loli harem all in a single day.

>>45765479
Good laptops with modern hardware.

>>45773029
Dont pretend like they wouldn't love it.

>>45774371
We'll suffer heat death before that

Nanolathes

>>45766729
>no onii-chan
>if you do that I'll...
BOOOOOOOOM!

>>45774283
Because people would kill themselves and others and destroy property constantly.

>>45768953
Hahah! right! that was one of hitler's plans.
And he should have, he should have...

I want to live in The Culture

>Implying I don't surpass fear

>>45773248
>hard ai
A machine intelligence would do just fine

>>45765728
This. Space travel is currently so laughable I want to cry. We have access to zero percent of observable universe and no prospects of ever changing it.