What are you doing on Christmas Eve, /g/? Are you being cozy?

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Shitposting, why?
Also alone... very alone.

Ate dinner with family, they went to visit some relatives

Drinking mulled wine and listening to music, its pretty cozy. Shame only 2 cigarettes left and all the shops are closed

>>45763275
As awesome as that'd be, imagine someone filling that shaft with cement whilst you slept.

you guys are basically my family, so spending time with my family.

>>45763373
you know what they say, the ones that bug you the most are the ones you love the most.

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>>45763373

>>45763248

What are those images of art, a game, anime?

Stuck in Kuwait waiting for a medevac. Alone.

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>>45763404
Just art.

>>45763275
>Hacker's Hideout
>No shower or bath
That pic is so realistic.

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>>45763450
Wasting water's not in our interest.

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>still recovering from the flu
>just woke up after some really fucking stupid night
>gf is talking about some stupid shit
>pounding headache so I let out a ughhhhh
>anon i'm annoying.. you shut me up... etc
>continue browsing /g/
>might go to family later, mostly to visit my dog and get tamales

>>45763459

We are are a, nony moose.

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>>45763491

>>45763248
Travelled back to the old country to visit my parents and kid brothers.

Mum is making a ginger bread sled. Dad is making mulled wine. Youngest brother is playing his drums and the other is wrapping presents in his room. My girlfriend is with her parents. Meeting her at the pub around sixish. Should be good.

>>45763248
>What are you doing on Christmas Eve, /g/? Are you being cozy? Spending time with family or alone?

I don't celebrate holidays made for bigoted assholes and their magic sky king's birthday.

The machines are calling. Yeshua ben Yosef can wait.

All of the above.

Still at work till 8 pm as duty manager for our IT department....

Pretty shit, the rest of the office fucked off at 1 pm so its only my staff that are left playing darts and vidya.

>>45763488
>recovering from a hangover
>I didn't go to a party I just got really drunk and watched Lotr
>My dog keeps barking at stupid shit
>Pounding headache
>Don't want to get out of bed, continue browsing /g/
>I threw up tamales last night

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Just being warmcomfy and hiki. Making some income sitting at my desktop and doing some amazon shopping. Planning things for next year. Going to have nice dinner tonight with family. Maybe I'll start drinking around midnight and shitpost with you guys later. Nothing planned really.

>>45763450
how's this

>>45763761

>shitter in room

no

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hacking the gibson

>>45763786
but anon it's a TOTO

I'm watching King Kong vs Godzilla
>inb4 eatyourvegetables.gif

i am sitting in a whirlpool tub, playing mtg on my tablet and trolling 4chan.

Dealing with severe depression and derealization. Merry fucking Christmas

>>45763902
It's caused by hormone imbalance, what you need is bromergon, it blocks prolactine. Trust me, I've been there.

>>45763786
The wall is invisible in the picture, so we can see the room. Look behind the toilet, you can see wall and door space.

>>45763828
so this is where our taxes go huh.

>mfw had to go in to work

>>45763919
Stfu fag. You are not a doctor.

Programming iOS and Android apps

I hate my shitty job

>>45763248
does he shit in the shower or in the kitchen sink?

>>45763971
install gentoo

>>45763459
>That image
10/10

>>45763992
>2025
>not shitting in the shower

>>45763248

Waiting for the UPS guy to bring my case so I can relax while Win 7 installs/updates and possibly sleep.

My mid-tower can't take the 290x I got last week and I moved 6 hours away from the Micro Center I used to live 20 minutes from. Never been so mad.

>>45763992
shits into a gas tank that fuels the ship

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Working the 10-7 tech support shift then have to drive 3 hours to the parents to hopefully get there by 11:30 with the baby still asleep

>>45763248
shitposting while the captcha lets me one click to post

Drinking myself in to a blind stupor so that I don't end up killing either myself or any of my family members which are trying as hard as possible to irritate every last fibre of my being.

I hate Christmas.

>>45763488
why is this pic so fucking hilarious

>>45763828
I hate having large clearly visible clocks in the room. They constantly remind me of my own mortality.

>>45763971
I am and prescribe you some .44 calibre aspirin.

getting stoned and watching koth christmas episodes

>>45763761
that's pretty much my living arrangement right now and it takes 60% of my salary.
Fucking overpopulation.

>>45763828
lmao what a nerd
Jesus nerd do you ever leave your house?
I bet you post your shit battlestation all over /g/
You are a stereotype of neckbeard and I hope your computer crashes you nerd
XD

>>45763828
Where's that smoke coming from?

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>tfw no comfy trailer to travel across the country with ;__;

>>45763540
keklel

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So I'm trying to install this SATA disk drive to my PC and I can't seem to fit the power supply chord into it. It's the right L shape chord but it doesnt snap in place.

wat do?

>>45764843
make sure its correctly orientated then just push harder

>>45763450
Look up "wet bath", shitfuck.

ITT euphoric trillbies getting BTFO

>>45763828
whats with all the glue bottles

>>45763902
that sucks anon
im dealing with severe compression and serialization. fucking c++ libs man

Mother in law's wife has cancer. She's physically getting better in spite of shitting herself regularly but mentally the cancer's slowly rendering her a vegitable.

Mother in law's getting snappy at me over no good bullshit when I cook, clean and buy everything. I know she's stressed and she has fibro myalgia, so I sort of withstand it.

I can't get hold of my own medication (transfag here) so I'm in quite a lot of pain most days. My husband also has gallstones and H. Pylori and he's in a huge amount of pain most days.

He was working but he dropped his job and we both travelled 200 miles to care for her. We're both still paying rent on one person's income (I'm on fulltime disability for memory problems and a shitty bone disorder in my legs) and he's still refusing to hand in his incapacity benefit for his condition in spite of how badly we need the money out of his own stupid fucking pride and I can't do it for him because he legally has to be present and accounted for. I have tried subtle suggestions, offering to do it while treating him, nagging, friendly reminders, insisting and screaming to no avail.

Oh and also poorfag. No gifts.

On Christmas Day, we're being taken to my grandmother in law's who's friendly but very passive aggressive and known to cook food that makes everyone sick. Then after that, we're driving another 50 miles (my mother in law is the only one who can drive and she scares the shit out of us when she does) in a tiny tiny cramped car in which my mother in law's wife may or may not shit herself to be with her relatives who are probably going to be nice to be around but kind of passive aggressive. I'm half expecting to get awkward gifts knowing I've got nothing to return them, then feeling shitty for the whole day or being hassled by her daughter's youngest who's nineteen and a solid 8 who thinks I'm "a very pretty and androgynous boy who's also very short" into dressup or girltalk with someone I don't even know.

I am ungreatful.

>>45764242
Its because they remind you of your own laziness and how much time you have wasted.

>>45764111
>If you actually read what ducks really do irl, he'd actually be fine with this, arguably even happier

>>45764949
legit i want a wet bath now, what the fuck

>>45765151

>transfag

You deserve every bit of that you degenerate scum.

>>45763248
working

>>45765214
Its pretty fucking sweet. Walking around naked,wet and hot feels so amazing I can't describe it

>>45764843
>chord

>>45765151
kill yourself

>>45765223
It must be nice, not realizing that there's a person on the other end of all these glyphs on your screen and being so detatched that instead of a basic human response you can just shit out some lazy party-line you're regurgitating from /pol/ because you're unable to form your own opinions.

The reason your dreams aren't going to come true anon isn't because there's anything wrong with the dreams themselves: they're not even realistic. The biggest obstacle to you reaching them is the fact that you are yourself: No one characteristic, just that you are who you are.

Merry Christmas :3

>>45765271
>Hey guys look how edgy I am
>Like me!
>Please? :<

>>45765287
kill yourself

>>45765301
kill yourself

I'm at least 800 miles from everyone who's ever loved me or been my friend. Time for 4chan.

>>45765302
>>45765315
Such compassion, anon. I'm touched.
What happened to schadenfreude?
Where did we go wrong?

>>45765287
I disagree with you.

>>45765324
kill yourself

>>45765302
>>45765315
kill yourselves

>>45765151
>mother in law's wife
>transfag here
>GEE WHY AM I SO MISERABLE ON CHRISTMAS
I'm not saying it's divine retribution, but there's a reason freaks like you were shunned or killed for most of history.

>>45765329
kill yourself

>>45765325
Must be a miserable feeling to not agree with your own disagreement.

Been coming here since 2004, back when /g/ was /g/uro. I had some really wonderful times here. I met my husband here, you know? Maybe I've finally outgrown 4chan. A whole decade and countless hours dumped into this website..

Not even mad lol

>>45765345
kill yourself

>>45765345
I think you are not special.

>>45764352
its one of those sticks you burn to get a scent

>>45764949
Hire a pro m80

Im sitting on /g/, eating lasagne, in front of the TV with dad and bro, watching Toy Story.

>inb4 underage b&

>>45765335
What a brave and interesting opinion you have, anon.

See, this is what I don't get: Its become cool to hate LGBTs since this whole tumblrista/SJW debacle. I don't even LIKE SJWs: They're loser teenagers hooked on righteous indignation looking to ostracize themselves from society and circlejerk their own pityfest to fuel their own perceptual motion machine of bullshit. They are the idiot scum of the internet and give people who just want people not to be shitty to other people a bad name.

>>45765345
Which of you two has the largest neckbeard?

>>45765384
kill yourself

>transtards in charge of not being emotionally rekt attention whoring depressives
Ayyyy

>>45765356
I'm glad we both agree on something. Being special is for people who have some giant hole they think needs filling in their lives who don't do shit they're actually proud of or have any accomplishments or who haven't come to terms with themselves.

More than anything, I just want to be happy.

Just don't feed the trolls.
Love you all, merry christmas.

>>45765405
kill yourself

>>45765386
I haven't had hair on my face of any sort since I was 15, anon. He's packing a beard, but not what I'd describe as a neck-beard.

>>45765425
kill yourself

>>45763277
Find your nearest Paki off licence, most of them are even open Christmas day because they don't give a Fuck

>>45765419
They're hungry, anon. They need feeding or they'll starve. Such poor lonely creatures need love at a time like this and something to get excited about.

Every time they say something shitty, I'm reminded I'm better off than they are. I can wrap myself up in that like a blanket and use it to keep me warm.

>>45765422
k.

>>45765438
kill yourself

>>45765446
k.

>>>/lgbt/

You seem to be lost, your sexual orientation has nothing to do with technology or christmas.

>>45765513
You asked what I was doing on Christmas. You asked me what I'm experiencing. What I'm experiencing this holiday is affected by who I am and those around me -- as if what you experience this Christmas.

In terms of tech, my workstation was recently fried because my idiot land-lord doesn't understand basic electrical wiring. I can't sculpt, model, UV, texture, rig, animate, bake or render. I was really looking forward to benchmarking in Octane to see if GPU-based rendering is as great as everybody makes it out to be and to see if Octane's results are less accurate than Modo's. I also wanted to see what my turnaround in Quixel would be, as opposed to photografting and hand-painting everything.

I am now trapped on a Celeron shitbox with 1GB of RAM running Elementary because it struggled with XP: It serves only to kill time with stupid videos. It cannot open Gmail outside of basic mode, doesn't work on Facebook (someone asked to use it, I felt slightly smug when it wouldn't load) and to get youtube to work I had to mock about in an older version of Opera to get flash to perform decently.

I spend most of my time watching tutorials and occasionally when everybody's asleep get to run ZBrush on the only almost-decent machine in the house which unfortunately my mother in law thinks is better suited to Farmtown.

The good news here is that my machine was insured (it was my primary source of income, how could I not?) and in a few months I should get a payout and build a new one.

Oh, right, sorry. I'll kill myself, as asked.

Love you, /g/. Happy new year.

>>45765581
kill yourself

>>45765581
>what's /g/ doing on christmas?
>here's a 30 paragraph whiny sob story

Nobody wants to hear it.
What do you want, money?

For the record my GF is MtF, you being a whiny attention whore has nothing to do with your inverted sausage.

>>45765611
Is that really all you've got?

>>45765660
kill yourself

>>45765581
If anyone considers reading all of this, DON'T. I just did and that wasn't worth it at all.

>>45765581
maybe you aren't a special snowflake

>>45765652
I know you don't want to hear it. You want cheerful happy stories that you can slip into like a hot bath or you want to be told you're not alone in being away from your family, spending Christmas alone and having nothing to do with anyone.

I'm sorry for bucking your circlejerk.

>>45765678
I should think not. I already answered this one.

disgusting

>>45765697
There wasn't even time for a circlejerk you derailed the thread with your drama like 10 posts in.
This is why nobody likes trannies, you're worse than furfags.

Go to /lgbt/ because every post on that board is exactly like yours, a wall of fucking text fishing for sympathy with a jpeg of a crying anime girl.

Either take pictures of your legs in rainbow socks or leave, nobody cares about your autobiography, which by the way would have played out exactly the same regardless of what you've done to your peepee, unless you're getting to the part where you're assaulted by pro-life activists wearing KKK hoods outside a gun shop for wearing a gay pride shirt.

>>45765757
>2poor4rainbowsox
Sorry for not greentexting my 7-line life story, anon.

Also, nice get.

>>45765798
Then suck some dicks and buy some rainbow socks, what are you good for?

>>>/lgbt/

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>>45765757
But no, really. Sympathy? No. I've got my family.

When people give out their sympathy, they don't do it because they want to but because they feel socially obligated to act like they give a shit.

Like I said: schadenfreude. Someone out there is having a worse time than you are and they want you to enjoy what you have, not to marinate in bullshit sympathy.

The only reason I brought it up is because without medication shit hertz. I don't give a shit about my genitals. I don't *WANT* to be treated differently. YES, I know I'm going to be treated exactly the same. That's like the best thing about this website. Everyone is anonymous. What upset you is I became identifiable, which seems to be the unwritten rule.

Also, thats a very colorful image you paint. Pro-life activists in KKK hoods outside a gunshop wearing gay pride shirts. Could you do a crude mspaint sketch? It'd probably make my Christmas, if I'm honest.

>>45763432
I think we need the full story here.

>>45765890
Anon being told to kill myself. I second this.

No family time today, have to spend time with family tomorrow though

today I'm playing civ 5 and shitposting on /g/ though. It's pretty relaxing. I just dont know what im going to do for dinner later.

don't kill yourself, stupid anons are bullying you for no reason! continue to be yourself!

>>45765984
Anon being told to kill myself, here.

Kill yourself.

>>45765879
This is photographic evidence of the hate crime that happened when you innocently came to post on /g/.

That is not a christmas hat it's your beard.

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>>45765996

>>45765384
>waaaaaaaaaaaah
But seriously, commit sudoku.

>>45765995
kill yourself

>>45766010
Thanks anon. Merry christmas.

>>45766179
kill yourself

I've been shitting and vomiting all night. Thanks Santa!

>>45766228
You too, anon. Merry Christmas.

>>45766295
kill yourself

>>45763248
reading about some fag's antics on /g/
shitposting on /g/
listening to music
might fuck my waifu later
merry grav-mass

>>45763277
>mulled wine
>cigarettes
Kill yourself faster why don't you

>>45766330
I will anon, don't you worry. After growing old together with my husband.

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>>45763761
Why doesn't the shower just occupy the whole corner

>>45765652
>my GF is MtF
>my GF
>GF

lel

I drove 500 kms to spend christmas with my parents, as it's been a long time since I went there. The food's good, I've got coffe and my laptop, it's a nice break from work.

And better yet : I've got /g/. Merry kiss my ass, I love you all.

I'm spending it with my gay boyfriend.

>>45763248
Alone, just got a Chinese takeaway, about to play some WoW

>>45763786
It's just like prison.

>>45763761
>*knock knock*
>who is it?
>police!
>unzips katana

>>45763828
Ebolachanu

>>45764352
>>45765358
Pretty sure it's \/

>>45765089
Vape liquid.

>>45763248
Had dinner with my family. My gf broke up with me.. I'll be on 4chan.

>>45763248
Underslept, tired as fuck and waiting for my goddamned media transcodes to finish.

>>45764111
why is pepe obsessed with shitting nowadays?

>>45766795
I sympathize with you anon, same shit.
Btw I just drank lots of wine and probably overate

>>45766808
get yourself a proper rig to do that.
trust me you'll be much happier.
also it's nice not having to wait for gccc

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>>45766867
cutting edge social media manipulation. it will prevent meme overflow to normalfags.

>>45766943
This is a one-in-3-years type thing. I don't do much media transcoding, but I'm working on creating some high quality test clips using modern cinema footage.

>>45764242
Why care?