ITT: tech that causes boners

That red fucking keyboard, dear god

who the fuck uses blackberry
god damn i feel like i'm looking at a phone from 2008
does blackberry shill on /g/? literally no one cares about these phones yet somehow threads are on /g/ every few days
THE DREAM IS DEAD

>>45675405
>>45675405
>who the fuck uses blackberry
I do

>looking at a phone from 2008
I think what you wanted to say is that it looks different than [small tablet disguised as a phone of various brands].

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Custom-painted MKBHD Macbook Pro

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>>45675436
And the back of the lid.

>>45675405
>somebody makes a thread about something
>he is a shill
Get a load of this retarded faggot.

The one thibkpad that's really expensive and the one that folds

>>45675436
>>45675445
This thread went to shit pretty fast.

>>45675447
>he thinks people get paid by blackberry to post 'boners' on 4chan

>>45675436
What the fuck
Why?

God I hope this is a troll attempt.

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>>45675283
im glad someone likes the classic as much as I do

>>45675283
Filters
Reporting systems

>>45675543
I'm happy with my 7" human dildo thanks.

>>45675436
>MKBHD
Go back to where you came from, jew.

>>45675767
>not wanting those ridges and bumps
Also its available in 5,6,7,9 and 10.50 inch insertible size

>>45675543
That's pretty gay

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If you get a boner from apple-style design shit get out. A real man gets boners from good, useful, practical designs.

>>45675283
why is blackberry still shilling the passport? the thing is shaped like a piece of kraft cheese. fuck that noise.

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>>45675817
Not gay enough.

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>>45675847
This was probably the last good htc device

>>45675847
Go ahead and tell us what's good and pratical about that design

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>>45675861
Now I have a craving for ice lollies in winter. Thanks

>>45675283
Blackberry classic looks fucking fantastic.

I'm planning on getting one.

Long live the physical keyboard

>>45675900
I love lolis too anon.

>>45675900
>ice lollies
Britbong detected

>>45675974
My, what amazing powers of deduction you have.

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>>45675974
N-no I mean popscicles! Popsicles and guns and freedom!

Is software allowed here too?

>>45675899
I'd be happy to.

>Very small and light, or big if you need such a model
>Great battery life
>Nipple mouse, touchpad models available too
>Actual hardware buttons for sound
>thinklight, led indicators
>Changing out DVD drive for Hdd or battery
>Fast and easy HDD change
>Mini PCI, SD card slot, etc.
>Touchscreens and digitalizers

>>45675283

>can't rotate and use keyboard

GJ Blackberry, time to die.

>>45675378
The Xbone controller works on Windows and Linux, and has a way better d-pad.

>>45676142
>Pentium 4 (or Core 2 Duo in the *6* ThinkPads)
>good battery life

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Mecanum Wheels, they get me rock solid.

>>45676142
>Great battery life
>Core2

>thinklight
>1990s solution to a problem better solved by backlit keys

>Mini PCI
>Only if you hack the BIOS first as all IBM machines have a whitelist for allowed cards.

Every other benefit could be had better in an Dell Latitude 6400.

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>>45675433
it's a square screen! you don't fucking need to rotate it, you fat mongol!

>>45676234
>Go home Dean Kamen

>>45675405
Loosers/slaves who have a work or run a business to enslave more people, and worst of all, be proud of it.

JUST A REMINDER THAT ALL BLACKBERRIES WITH 10.3.1 CAN BE PAIRED WITH BB BLEND.

>>45676036
That's better

>>45675757
I Wanted to like it but the specs-to price ratio is godawful

>>45676987
>>45676987
What do specs do for you really though. If a phone performs well in daily use, who cares what the name of the processor is.

>>45677161
this. it should remain a mobile device. you'd need to reload it daily if it had a dualcore cpu for your clusterfuck. I reload my blackberry once a week.

>>45677161
>>45677186
Guys, stop this bullshit.

I use a BlackBerry myself but I can understand why people arent willing to spend that amount of money for the specs. I mean, the Passport retails for $600+. For that amount of money the hardware specs simply are shit.

Theres no point in arguing that, especially when other people wants more power to run games or video. We dont need this sort of shit. I am fine with office applications and certain apps, no need for every multi media app in existence since I use the phone mostly for working anyway, which is what its made for.

Complaining that it doesnt excel with multi media is retarded, but so is acting like no one should need more power. There are different types of customers and the majority simply doesnt need what BlackBerrys or BB10 offer. And thats fine.

>>45677386
if this crap gives you a boner, then I guess you have a granny fetish too...

>>45675405
>one guy makes a thread about BlackBerry
>shill

>guys make several Apple threads 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, every week of the year
>no shill

Pls.

>>45677476
That's because we already know Apple is garbage.

>>45677461
Those control pads look exactly like a Genesis controller on the left and a TurboGrafx 16 control pad on the right

>>45677492
People are stuck in the past. They remeber blackberry being shit for half a decade an suddenly think that they can't ever be good again.

The current direction they take is pretty smart, and BB10 arguably the best OS on the market right now. I would be happy if they start to gain ground again. Fuck android and their unimaginative copy cat devices.

>>45676173
why would you rotate a 720x720 screen? whats the point?

are you guys all 12? thats shit tech youre posting

>>45675283
Blackberry needs to die quicker. I can't believe they're still a thing, in this day and age. Literally nothing they come out with can compete with any other company

>>45676173
>square screen
>lawl it no rotate
Retard.

>>45677608
New Blackberry OS:
>Based on glorious QNX
>Can run Android apps
>Efficient use of resources

Android:
>Based on freedom-respecting LiGnux + shit-tier Java
>Can't run Blackberry OS apps
>Burns through resources like a coal train

>>45675283
Really, these two phones are a work of art.

>>45677714
>Can run Android apps
Is this true? Because I've been looking at getting a blackberry as my next phone when my iPhone 5c shits itself. What's kept me from blackberry is that i thought it wasn't compatible with anything.

>>45677788
100% true:
- http://developer.blackberry.com/android/

- http://crackberry.com/blackberry-team-amazon-deliver-android-apps-blackberry-10

- https://supportforums.blackberry.com/t5/Downloaded-Applications-for/You-Upgraded-to-OS-10-2-1-and-want-to-run-Android-Apps-on-Your/td-p/2784957

>>45677788
Yeah it's true, we trialled it at work.

The unspoken problem is that BB screens are small and square and Android screens tend to be large and very rectangular. App developers being faggots hardly any apps handle this resize with any elegance.

>>45677788
It can. But it's shitty.

>>45677788
Until recently you had to download the APK file. But according to what I heard the Passport has a pre installed Amazon store which makes getting your hands on APKs way easier.

To be fair, I wouldnt expect all of them to work. I mean, I have been using a Q10 for over a year now and not encountered a single app that didnt work properly. But I am not using that many to be honest.

>>45677554
protip: they are a genesis and tg16 controllers because that system plays both systems

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>tiny 1x1 screens that are retarded, small, and hard to use
>shit specs for price, bad camera

>>45678060
Daily Reminder: BlackBerry are made for people who actually try to get shit done with their phones, no hispter tweens who play mobile games or take pictures of ducks in a park

>>45678074
>bla get stuff done bla

Businesses now use ios and android more than blackberry, don't give me that bullshit you fucking retard.

>>45678101
The funny thing is I supoort a hybrid fleet of iOS and Blackberry phones and all anyone does is send simple emails. For all Blackberry goes on about 'productivity' no one actually works from their phone.

>>45678101
>switch because BlackBerry was utter shit for half a decade
>this is evidence that its impossible for BlackBerry to reestablish the relationship they once had

>>45678101
yeah the problem is you actually don't get much done with iOS or android even if the company uses it

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>>45677461
Mah nigga. I'd sell the wife and kids before I'd get rid of mine.

>>45678149
What in the FUCK are you doing on a blackberry piece of shit that you can't do on an iphone or even a fucking android phone? As this anon said>>45678127

99 percent of people just send emails and MAYBE some spreadsheets or shit occasionally.

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I'm not even a fan of Thinkpads. This fucking thing, however.
>hhhnnnngh

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Synthesizers turn me on

>>45677554
The turbo pad is exactly the same as a standard duo pad, with a different inlay. The Genesis one is kind of cool, it's the traditional genny six button, but is about 15-20% smaller. Great feeling little pad.

>>45677788
>Is this true?
Yes. since way over a year…
However theres a catch: full botnet apps that call into all kinds of google services wont work, but other than that, you are good. Personally I have yet to encounter an app that does not work. and with 10.3 the amazon appstore becomes official for BB, so its getting even better.
So essentially you can access/install
>amazon appstore
>F-droid
>the various russion stores
>Backberry world of course
>google play (with the snap client)
>and any .apk you bother to find on the wildwildweb

And then there is the iOS compat layer… I'd love to see that one released.

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>>45678196
>What in the FUCK are you doing on a blackberry piece of shit that you can't do on an iphone or even a fucking android phone?
Type on physical keys
run blackberry applications

>bazinga

>>45678194
That looks literally cool. How do they do it?

>>45675797
Hilarious considering I learned about him from /g/.

>>45678257
Really idiot?
>type on muh physical keys

I'm typing on virtual keys and I can quite nearly type just as fast as I did on my htc fuze. Furthermore the amount of screen size I get is so much better. Slide out keyboards are acceptable I suppose but still bulky, blackberry style keyboards today are fucking archaic and moronic.

>muh blackberry apps

Nice job being a fucking dumbass. What are you doing with those apps that android or ios can't do?

>>45678257
Physical keys that small suck, too small to effectively touch type and they're stuck in a shit layout. So does every touch keyboard except for MessagEase, so I use that.

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a tablet that can dual boot OS

>>45678302
>Physical keys that small suck
Found the guy whos overweight

>>45678310
There have been tablets that can boot anything like a normal PC since more than a decade, though.

>>45678275

German magic

Physical keyboards on phones are slow and shit. This is a fact.

>>45678344
lewd

>>45678234
Can Android apps make full use of the hardware without compatibility issues?

>>45678320
Nigga my body fat is under 15% (can't tell exactly since the cheapass electric thing is wildly inaccurate under that giving me numbers from 2 [I know from looking I'm nowhere near 2] to 12 and I don't care enough for water displacement test), I aint fat by anyones definition. I used to be a physical keyboard on phones fanatic until I used messagease.

Switching to colemak on an ergodox also made me care less about keyboards on phones since nothing would come close to even resembling my board except the board itself with usb otg.

>>45678403
>messageease
Is this 8pen all over again?

>>45678498
8pen was awful, even after spending time with it. Messagease is actually useable, moreso than any of the swipe style (and I used four separate swipe style boards, swype, swiftkey, go, and flesky for an extended time each) boards IMO.

>>45678534
I'm gonna try it, then

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>>45675436
>not plain black rmbp

>>45678391
What do you mean by hardware?
The CPU? Yes, they run.
The Screen? Yes, I can see them.
The GPS? Yes, I can use maps.
The keyboard? Yes, I can input stuff into them.

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>>45675436
>>45678648

>>45678648
>Is that a Razer, bro?

>>45678296
You asked what I can do on my blackberry that you cant on your iphone. I gave you a 100% true answer.
The discussion as of what one prefers, is a matter of preferences, and that is hard to win for any side.

Oh, you already started you post with "idiot", so I win by default anyways.

>>45677714
>android
>LiGnux
>implying it uses GNU at all

>>45678669
not that guy, its just a custom painted macbook.

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I always thought that a space grey macbook would look really nice.
This concept was posted a while ago on macrumours

>>45678194
Manufacturing your mom's dildo dot jay pee gee.

>this many posts and no soldering gifs
srsly

>>45678891

that looks so good

I hate on applefags in every thread but I secretly fantasize about macbooks and I'm not even kidding

the only consolation is that it probably doesn't look that good in reality and usability > faggy good looks

>>45676234
that's a weird looking dragon dildo

>>45675405

I use a BlackBerry. Love it.

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>>45675283

>>45676214
>powerpc
>even bothering with a battery

>>45677469
why do you hate nice things?

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>>45679285
yes

>>45678921
How are macs worse for userbility?
I love Mac OS, unless you game then they are a great option.
Also i can understand you fantasising about macs.
Look at this and try not to get a boner:
http://www.apple.com/macbook-pro/design-retina/

>>45678891
I don`t get it. The "concept" is just a color choice?

Pre-unibody Macbook Pro, Powerbook G4, All pre-T430 thinkpads, the silver and black models of Terrorist Watch.

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>>45675283
i would imagine this is a correct answer.

>>45680583
HNNG, waiting this shit to be released for my Galaxy S4

>>45675405
So who are you shilling for anon?

>>45679260
This
>Rocking my z10 for almost two years now
>Haven't even thought about getting a new phone
>Red Passport gets annouced
>FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK
>I want that
bb users post yfw the red passport was annouced

>>45680726
>be me
>be in first year physics course
>white chick has this laptop
>she tries to flirt with all the guys in the labs
>doesn't realize she is ugly as fuck

>>45678891
I own 15 rMBP and this gave me boner like the black macbook above but i secretly hate apple.

>>45680484
>e-ink
>wacom digitizer

WHY ISN'T THAT DEVICE NOT IN MY POSSESSION?

>>45681190
What is it?

>>45675283
>Not Windows Phone
>Not Master Race
>Not Dead

>>45680726
>HP
>Generic MacBook ripoff
>Boner-inducing

>>45676733
It is glory, yet unfinished.
Definitely BB.

>>45678074
Eh mang, I take photos of ducks with my bb.

>>45680842
Black passport is more classic. If I didn't have this rock solid Z10 I'd probably have one by now.

>>45681916
The only reason I want to upgrade is cause the battery life on my z10 is not that good, I have to charge it 2 times a day in order for it to last all day.

>>45680484
What is this?

>>45675889
Holy shit I remember when this was released and that screen seemed huge at the time (4.3" wasn't it?), and now here we are, in a world where 5" is considered standard-sized for a smartphone screen.

>>45680484
Is this Sony's DPTS1?
While it looks like a whole lot of fun, a thousand dollars is a bit of a stretch.

>>45675283
that looks really bad.

>>45675283
You physical keyboard people are such fucking dinosaurs. I get that you don't like tap-tapping away at a shitty little onscreen iPhone keyboard. Get Swype, or one of the dozen other keyboard replacements. This post took me well under a minute, and I've only had to pick my thumb up once per word. Stop being so senile

>>45682361
they're also the people the love CRTs and thinkpads.

>>45676376
Maybe if you didn't drop out of school, you wouldn't have to be jealous of successful people.

>>45681271

>being this iShill

>>45682361
This. I personally use SwiftKey, great keyboard.

>>45681943
Why don't you have a second battery and a battery charger/holder? This is the future.

>>45676234
>Mecanum Wheels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjcyHicm3NA

There is a vehicle where I work with wheels like that and I have literally gotten a weird mesmerized boner from it on multiple occasions.

never knew what they were called thanks for the info

>>45675378
>>>/v/

>>45681190
because its 1000USD and has restrictive proprietary shitware that makes it difficult to read PDFs

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thinking about cable management gets me all sweaty

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too bad that these images are shitty and oversized