Uncle anon, can I play minecraft on your computer?

Yeah okay

No I don't have bloatware java installed and Minecraft is for autists.
Here, play some stalker instead

sure you can play but first you need to install gentoo

>>45596406
i

Sure, it's already installed. Use my account it you want.

>>45596474
>No I don't have bloatware java installed
>uses windows

>>45596543
linux is only for neckbeards and enterprise.

>>45596543
>gaming
>Linux
Top kek
I actually dual boot arch

I don't have any siblings.

>>45596406
>Your tablet ran out of battery? There is a charger with a long cord in that box.
>Ah, you left it home.
>Sure, use the one plugged to the the TV in the living room.

>>45596565
you could marry someone who has a nephew,
you would then be an uncle.

geez, how do you retards even breathe without help.

No.

>>45596559
>gaming
>ever

Sure, just don't open that folder that says "cp do not touch"

>>45596591
one of my siblings ended up married and suddenly I had a niece
What do I get her for Christmas to prepare her for /g/ in the future?

sure you lil fag

File: ensinando-o-filho.jpg (21KB, 300x360px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 300x360px

>>45596596
>fuck u yo il smoke sum crack i took from my teacher and say i found on your bed. peace fag

>>45596406
sure, but first... *unzips dick*

>>45596631
My Little Pony and Boku No Pico.

>>45596631
a thinkpad

>>45596631
The d

>>45596631
Spare laptop parts that she had to assemble.
Screwdriver, Solder and iron.
Gentoo linux on a cd

>>45596406
>Make a disgusted face
>"TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN PLAYING NONFREE JAVASHIT BOTNET GAMES SHIGGYDIGGYDOE"
>Turn around dramatically
>Cape gets caught on a door handle

>>45596639
Stil nope. Why are you even here?

>>45596688
>"honey, did you forget to take your pills this morning?"
>the family is concerned for the autistic manchild

>>45596688
>not using a face of contempt
>not hitting the ball out of the park to prove your point
>2011+3
ISHYGDDT

This reminds me.

I've got a generic family computer set up for when people come over.

But I've still got some data I keep on there for myself since it is also my backup work computer.

What's a good way to encrypt a hard drive so people don't go messing around with my data.

I've heard that truecrypt and bitlocker are a no go.

>>45596800
make the files hidden

>>45596800
they're fine for hiding stuff from family
if you want to hide shit from the government you need to keep looking though

>>45596844
true, and I have been doing that for a while

But I guess I'm also asking for a good recommended way to encrypt my general things. I'd like to do this on my main pc as well.

Is VeraCrypt any good?

Not until I erase my porn history

>>45596800
luks/dm-crypt

if youre using windows then just use truecrypt you already got yourself a plethora of backdoors 1 more won't hurt

>>45596611
>using your computer
unimaginable

>>45596888
my work files are on a separate hard drive
and I would also like to encrypt my main pc which is running a flavor of Linux

Anything good for my debian system or is VeraCrypt any good? If there is better encryption software for Linux then nothing's stopping me from removing my work hdd, plugging it into my main pc, and encrypting it there.

>>45596800
I have a related question. I've got McAfee encryption on my laptop because I got it through work. Do they have some kind of remote monitoring/access, or can I hit the porn sites with reckless abandon?

>>45596406
this kid's arm is harrier than mine
what the fug

>>45596644
Why have you a zip on your dick?

>>45597005
efficiency

>>45596631

http://www.amazon.com/Bonnie-Rotten-Big-Black-Cock/dp/B00QXQF2FI/ref=sr_1_18?ie=UTF8&qid=1418438315&sr=8-18

> friend brings kid over
> load up some Sonic on an emulator for him since I loved it when I was his age
> gets bored after like 5 minutes
> pecks away at some shitty smartphone to game for hours
It's a new day.

You can play Pingus

>>45597070
that's not a dragon dildo...

>>45596631
this can work too if you have a son/daughter one day

>Start with some anime and MLP
>When she can read or at least know numbers give her a terrorist watch
>Read her a chapter of SICP every night
>buy Thinkpad as a gift someday
>Teach how to install gentoo without any manual
>Teach the Interjection and let him/her know it by heart
>introduce him/her to /g/
>teach to shitpost, shill on amd and gnu
>teach about the benefits of free software and how propriety software is bad