>walk back to apartment from uni after a productive morning
>roommate tells me he's having people over at 7 to 'study' spanish
>7 o'clock, two ugly bitches show up
>continue reading my book on assemblers in my room
>bitches are loud and everything that comes out of their mouths eats at my very soul
>studying involves a movie with some small child screaming in spanish
>login to router, check the DHCP leases
>blacklist both MAC's
>5 minutes later, roommate walks in, "HEY ANON THE GIRLS GOT KICKED OFF THE WIFI AND CAN'T LOG IN AGAIN EVEN WITH THE RIGHT PASSWORD, ANY IDEAS?"
>feign ignorance (not hard to do, router blows)
/g/ents, tell me stories of times you've used your powers for evil.
>not using ARP poisoning which is untraceable to scrubs
There is a chance my roommate actually checks the router's webgui and maybe, just maybe he happens to come across the blacklist.
Tbh I've never done anything. Maybe used my status as "the guy who knows stuff about computers" as an argument ender once or twice. Or more.
"I guess we cant learn spanish anymore considering we have no internet"
"I know, let's have a threesome on neckbeard anons bed"
> You hear moaning through the walls while you cradle in a corner and cry yourself to sleep
>implying my roommate wants to do these two cows
even he has standards.
I have one and she's wonderful, she just goes to uni 500 or so miles from me.
The other roommate brings his girlfriend over late at night and she wails like she's never had an orgasm before.
it's alright. I mean you might end up only talking to fellow neards and neckbeards, but at least that. If you don't manage to do that you're either reeeeeaally unlucky when it comes to your fellow students or (way more likely) just didn't look/try hard enough to find people you can at least talk to once in a while, maybe watch a movie once a month or something...
anyone else find it cute when you see people kissing and hugging in public or hilarious when you can hear people do stuff?
or is it me being weird
That's cute and all but she's young, fickle and is going to be getting dicked
I don't know a single LDR from all of the people I met first year that didn't fail, one of which had been together 9 years prior to moving to different colleges
I got hit in the head by a stray baseball last 4th of July and developed a strong case of amnesia. Brian and the chick who never actually told me her name ended up falling in love after helping me get back on my feet, but for the life of me I cannot remember in what i majored.
>at coffee shop
>notice their network allows router web access over wifi
>notice it's the default user/pass
>change it so there is no password
>to this day I don't know if they've fixed it
I regret nothing
>long distance relationship
>gf lives on the other side of the country
>can't afford to travel there
>decide to mail myself to her via courier as a surprise
>make some air holes, prepare snacks and seal myself in ready for collection
>arrive there the next day
>she sees the parcel is from me
>struggles to open it due to excitement
>shoves a knife through the seal and straight through my skull
not even once
>>implying my roommate wants to do these two cows
>even he has standards.
I'm confused, why the fuck did he invite them over exactly?
>I have one and she's wonderful, she just goes to uni 500 or so miles from me.
Did the same to a roommate. He and his gf were using all the bandwidth to run all of his and her shit. Block all MAC's. Listened to them getting frustrated as they tried to fix it. They stayed up till 5sm till they gave up and moved out the next month. She didn't legally live there anyway.
OP that was pretty beta of you just because it's clear you're jealous your roommate was hanging out with grils and you dont get any but I still have respect for the way you went about this
>I'm confused, why the fuck did he invite them over exactly?
To make OP jealous and/or mad.
OP probably heard his name in the same sentence with words such as pendejo, marricón, coño etc.
>they were studying spanish