CHINESE KNOCKOFF THREAD. POST ANYTHING RELATED TO CHINESE KNOCKOFFS.

>>45347947

kek

>>45347947
OH BOY POST THE HARD DRIVE WITH THE FLASH DRIVE AND TWO NUTS BECAUSE THAT NEVER GETS OLD

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One of the best threads /g/ has ever had
1/2

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>>45347966
2/2

>>45347966
>>45347977
Just curious, are there roms for goophones?

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This is my wireless charger. bought for 5 bucks and works great

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>>45347966
>Slide to unclock
every damn time

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This is my wireless bluetooth speaker. $10 bucks. has built in bluetooth, mic for calls, microsd slot for playing music off memory cards, lasts hours, sounds surprisingly good, has a built in FM tuner and aux input.

>>45348007
You could have used that 5 bucks for the cancer treatment

>>45347966
>slide to unclock
fucking FINALLY
I'm sick of all these fucking >2clocks that you can't turn off without rooting your phone
GOOGLE TAKE NOTE

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>>45348007
Mah nigga, I fucking love this thing.

>>45348007
How's it work anon? I want one for my Nexus 5, but I dont want to shell out like 30 bucks for one if I can get some shitty chinese knockoff

>>45347915
That fucking guy talking about, "Functionally from a hardware engineering perspective.... lets passively cool this steel box and stick it in a plastic shell with no ventilation," pissed me off.

>>45348007
How on earth is this a Chinese knockoff? It's a generic product to begin with.

>>45348022
Dude what. How's the battery life?

$10 sounds perfect if it lasts for a few hours because someone is going to get drunk and break it or get sand in it anyway

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>>45348072
>>45348062
It works great and if you google it then itll show you that it charges just as fast as any other wireless charger. It outputs only 1a max though


Heres my 4-port charger. Ifs a shitty knockoff, but it charges well. 1A and 2.1A outputs(no idea which is which)

>>45348090
Yeah it kinda feels like most of the posters missed the point of this thread.

>>45348022
link plox

>>45348097
>that pic
when did moot upgrade the servers?

>>45348097
Cool. Did you get it off ebay, or somewhere else?

>>45348175
nah, I meant the wireless charger

>>45347947
not a knock off, they are the same as listed, the guy was on diy and wanted the look and feel but needed to use modern available materials

>>45348022
>wireless

>>45348213
electrolytics versus I forget what else

Different caps give different end results

It was from there if you reverse search the archives

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>>45348026

>>45347966
>>45347977

someone post the thread cap

>>45347981
>Punstation 3
My sides
Please tell me that cartridge is a wholesome adventure of puns and pun activities

>>45349061
all better

>>45349061
>>45349072
>>45349089
>>45349100
>>45349111
how the fuck is any of this related?

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>>45347881

Posting a classic

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>>45349149
>OBAMA
im dying

>>45349111

what the fuck am i looking at

>>45347881
I'm all about the baas- Doctor Drew

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>>45349226
>>45349210

>>45349145
what am I looking at?

>>45349340


Doesnt do anything

>>45349340
Konami code?

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>>45347881
Don't you love engrish?

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>Working on project with Chinese exchange students
>They make block diagram
>Misspell temperature as "temeperatore"
>Bring this up and tell them it's wrong
>"Well my Chinese to English dictionary say it's right"

I literally had no face. I didn't even say anything.

>>45349430
Easy with the insults, bro. These guys have thrusters. They'll fuck you up.

>>45349386
>>45349414
What's with this rampant anti-semitic remarks?

>>>/pol/

>>45349439
How would they know any better?

>>45349439
so just google it..... unless you want them to continually make mistakes like that.

>>45349587
Is there a reputable place to buy these from?

>>45349439
>friend of a friend is hk exchange student
>asks me to help him with his assignment mainly punctuation and grammar.
>broken english everywhere
>using Chinese symbols for numbered bullet points
>show him how to clean everything up
>he treats me to dinner and introduces me to his family after he got 94% for that assignment

I got an arduino UNO for $5, shipping included

Dunno if it counts as a knockoff, anyways, so far, it has worked flawlessly

>>45349564

I corrected it but I was just taken aback that they wanted to debate over it.

>>45349609

Where'd you get it from? Ebay?

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>These could be inside your PC

>>45349631
which one is the real one?
the one that actually says apple on it?

>>45349639
>Designed by California
The whole state. Everyone contributed. Clap for them.

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>>45349639
>Designed by California
>"Which one is the real one?"

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>>45349639
The one that wasn't designed by the State of California.

>>45349640
Fuck hahahahaha.

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>>45349619
Dealextreme

Im loving it so far

>>45349631
what really pisses me off is that chinkshit rip off one probably isn't UL listed yet it's marked as such.

>>45349631
>designed by California

KEK

>>45349637
>LG
>SUPERLG

Too easy. Who wouldn't buy the SUPERLG?

>>45349687
Oddly enough, most of Deal Extreme's shit isn't all that shit

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>>45347881
It wouldn't surprise if that was on the genuine boxes, Beats are shit. The knockoffs probably sound better.

I have a knockoff Wii called the Mee if anyone wants me to dump some pics?

>>45349737
Yess!

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>>45349649
Well, they did a really shitty job at it

pic related, also see: http://www.righto.com/2012/10/a-dozen-usb-chargers-in-lab-apple-is.html

>>45349734
Based Ken Lin

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Genuine Sony Product.

>>45348022
>$10 bucks
>ten dollars bucks

>>45349627
Is that heat sink made of butter?

>>45349608
Thats pretty adorable anon.

>>45349746
That's Ken Liu, the Chinese knockoff of REALAPPLE CEO Ken Lin.

>>45349627

>you will never have a CPU cooler made out of cheesecake

Feels bad man.

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>>45349741
The dump begins.

The games aren't on disc, they're cartridges. I have no idea if more exist beyond what comes in the box.

>>45349737
Go ahead.

>That soccer ball controller

I had a PnP baseball game as a kid with bat and ball controllers that you would do a quick jerk with to get them to respond. It worked well enough, until the family drunk accidentally threw the ball while playing and hit the radiator, breaking it.

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I feel badly posting this because it's actually a pretty fucking decent camera. But that brand logo...they're starting to rip off of each other now.

>>45349627
That is soap. Bothe the "CPU" and the "Heatsink" are to be used as soap.

>>45347977
Triforce phone

>>45349769
Chinception

>>45348007
What's the name of this thing?

>>45348097

What the fuck kinda board is that on the hard drive, oh man, I want one of those.

DETAILS PLEASE, MY GOOD ANON, DETAILS.

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>>45349797
I doubt the ball even works. I was surprised the wireless controllers work though, I honestly expected them to be wired or something.

>>45349804
holy shit

back to plastic chair only now

>>45349631
>Designed by the entire population of California
now that's what I call design by committee

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>>45349832
And it's also battery powered!

>>45349743
buying a knockoff charger/PSU/anything involved in delivering electricity is approaching darwin award material

wouldn't ever trust those shitty $20 PC PSUs for that matter

>>45349837
usually there's supposed to be a metal plate between. But i guess those chinks didn't feel it was necessary

>>45349808
>LENOVO
>LNNOVV
>The next one will be NNNVVV
>"Boy, I sure do love my new NNNVVV laptop!"
>"Mom! I think Dad just had a stroke!"

>>45349773
This is kinda insulting.

>>45349804
>literal assdamage

>>45349853
what the hell batteries does it take?

>>45349853
post a pic of the games

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This shit right here, a midi-to-USB interface, $2 on ebay.
none of the cables are actually wired, the USB chip is just a rom with device ID.

>>45349921
Were you expecting it to work?

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I work phone retail and I had a customer bring in a fake GS5. He was nice enough to let me take some photos of it.

>>45349948
looks legit
how is it supposed to look like?

>>45349804
>tfw sitting on a shitty cheap ass chair like this

worry.png

>>45349948
Where'd he get it?

>>45349948
Will Samsung ever be good again?

>>45349961
It's hard to tell from the picture. But the sticker in the phone has some flaws. The battery is an actual samsung one for the GS5.
The major flaws are the back, the stuff isn't the right material, which you can kinda see. Along with the 'Galaxy S5' shouldn't have any dots around it.
The camera is off as well. And the water proofing ring thing is like a sliver.
>>45349963
Craigslist.

>>45349986
No

And at the moment, they are even worse than apple

>>45349986
The 5 was a big improvement over the 4. People seemed to like the 3. And people are liking the 5. But for some reason a lot of people I talked to hated the 4

>>45349995

The Quality Control sticker along the bottom is the giveaway - Samsung doesn't use that kind of shit in their devices, all the pertinent info is on the white labels.

Pretty funny how much business those KIRF devices actually do, even here in the US. I see them on craigslist constantly, in pawn shops, even in phone stores all over the place.

Seems even the "pros" can't tell the difference sometimes, geez.

>>45350009
Oh the moment I saw the thing I was suspect. The moment I held it I know.
The back felt completely wrong. And the metal around the outside felt like that tin stuff they use on cheap toys

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>>45349637
heh, i actually got this shit for free. logos went erased after a needed cleanup, at least, it plays mp3s and CDs, so it's just the strict minimal combined with an amp.

>>45349895
seems 2 AA's stack on each other on each side.

I bought a wifi adapter once from dealextreme. The box said 10000ghz wifi adapter.

>>45350042
oh right. i was imagining a super long AA.

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I'm kinda sad, no-one's made an updated version of this.
If there where $150 1080p chinkphones at the start of last year surely they'd be cheaper now, or there'd be some sub-$200 1440p phones.

>that fucking iphone ripoff with an antenna in it
Best Ashens video.

>>45349548
>>>reddit

>>45350033
十/10

>>45347966
>>45347977
This is the true and official 4chan /b/ phone.
Holy shitbuckets.

>>45349659
>>45349679
Are you kidding me?
I have no idea but shit like this just makes me kinda pissed off more than anything, and I don't know why.

>>45349687
DX is a legit site.

>>45349439
Chinamen are the worst

>>45349548
oy vey, truly a second shoah

>>45349637
>2014
>not buying superlg

>>45347881
>boats
kekekekeekk

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Friend of mine went to China as tourist and while there he figured out why not buy something cheap and resell for profit at home.

So he bought 100 pcs Sandisk 64Gb microsd cards.

Every single one was fake, 4gb real capacity.

>>45347977
you can't fucking argue with a triforce iploxe mang

>>45349637
Why do these still exist? All of them belong in thrift stores. Fucking optical media. Also, my laptop can play videos just fine. Don't mean to sound edgy or anything, but lels, DVD players are retarded.

>>45350481
I don't see a problem here. Hustle that shit on ebay, ship them all on the same day.

>>45349149
so many wrong things in one pic

>>45348097
avoid chinese AC to DC converters. most are seriously unsafe. some are critically unsafe.

Why are Chinese people such dodgy assholes?

>>45350515
It's due to Communism and Confucianism.
This isn't /pol/ by the way.

>>45350497

Nah man, it's too unethical ever for us slavs.

>>45350523
>This isn't /pol/ by the way.
Honestly looks like it is

>>45350507
>Girlfirend got one of those with her chinktablet from aliexpress
>Plugged into wall socket, charging fine
>Move to unplug to make room for my laptop
>BAZINGA 800 MWATTS OF CHINK RIPOFF ELECTRICITY BLASTS ME IN THE ARM
>Chinktablet went on the local equivalent of Craigslist in 15 minutes
Chink adapters/chargers/converters NEVER AGAIN

>>45350515

You can get very fine adapters/chargers from china but not for $0,99.

>>45350548
you deserved all the pain, now fuck off

>>45350507
"Don't buy Japanese cars! Toyotas are dangerous and their airbags try to kill you"
Lol, nice try amerishill

>>45348810
Funstation You fucking retard

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>>45350548

>800 MWATTS OF CHINK RIPOFF ELECTRICITY

As hilarious as this phrase is, how the fuck do you know how much power was dissipated in your body when you got shocked?

>>45347981
Has more games than actual ps3

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>>45350589
he is actually a multimeter

>>45350497
lol inb4 some photographer uses that for a wedding or some shit and realized half the shit he took was corrupted

>>45350639

The have some special firmware or whatever, you can actually write as much as you want but everything "older" than 4Gb is automatically deleted. Really nasty shit.

>>45350666
Not bad for some kind of dvr build

>>45350666
Yup, there is some SD card mafia doing this on a huge scale.

If you order SD cards online, check them by either writing and then verifying a suitably big torrent, or by using h2testw (Windows) / f3 (Linux) or something like that!

That said, stores proper like dealextreme usually ship genuine goods, it's typically ebay / aliexpress / ... with sellers that sell fakes - and they may not even know.

>>45350548
> Chink adapters/chargers/converters NEVER AGAIN
They have some of the best gear (buy only in-depth reviewed items, eh), plus you'll get one with your next device anyways...

>>45350666
>infinate capacity
nice

>>45350797
>h2testw
I can confirm that that works for detecting this sort of shit.
bought a 128 gig micro sd card off of ebay for $30 because I thought it was too good to be true. it was.
sent that fucker back and got a refund.

I took apart an old chink AC adapter a while ago.

The two wires connecting the hot and neutral ac leads to the PCB were crossed, and the rubber insul was scratched on the hot wire right at the intersection.

It's in the trash now.

>>45349792
Holy shit, I had this. Got it from a friend.

>>45350902
they obviously were not your friend.

>>45351066
>Not being amused by 4chan content? No one cares.

Shit my reaction folder isn't on this laptop. I love Engrish.

The Engrish is hilarious. Why do chinks fail at everything?

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>>45348007
>inb4 Phone gets fried

>>45350184

go back to /fit/ faggot nigger jamaican

>>45349921
got one of them on ebay, they sent two. they work ... not the greatest wires but they work

>>45349587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYRK5lzfb9w

>>45349804
>butthurt.jpg

>>45351215
>that QUALITY

is this a knock-off of a knock-off??

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Got this through at the Genius Bar, the FRS who took the appointment was wondering why it performed like shit.

Wasn't until he opened it that he found out it was a cheap Chinese knockoff Android phone, with a reskinned interface that looked exactly like iOS 7. It even has the fucking Assistive Touch widget on the screen.

I saw a similar phone a couple years earlier, an iPhone 4 that took a full size sim, and had customised icons but still with an iOS-looking interface.

>>45351066
Ashens is probably my favourite Youtuber.

>>45351066
Who wrote this, chaika?

>>45349948

What's fake about it?
Aren't all samsungs plastic shit?

>>45349627

Isn't that just a display/demo box?

>>45349609
>>45349687
holy shit for $5? mind linking the product page?

>>45351066
Did Sergei write this?

>>45351066
This is cute

>>45349687
I bought Arduino Nano clone from DX and it works fine. It even have genuine FTDI chip.

>>45347988
There's way too many variants and goophone clones that it's hard to know if your one can even install the ROMs.

>>45347977
>triforce
>plox

hnnnngggg

>>45350489
Hello Siri, suk mah dik plox xD

>>45351636
Does it work with the Arduino Software? might share a link to the store page?

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Dumping my folder

>>45351765
>that blindfolded boy

oh god i'm dying mane

>>45351771
Better than the real thing.

>>45351771
Those buttons were a waste of space just like the real thing too

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>>45351720
They removed that one, but most likely other clones work with adruino software too.

http://www.dx.com/p/arduino-nano-v3-0-81877
http://www.dx.com/p/nano-3-0-atmel-atmega328p-mini-usb-board-w-usb-cable-for-arduino-152052

>>45349792
These are usually Famicom clones so you can play Famicom games on them

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>>45351765
Man even the NES knockoffs are shit nowadays.

Look at his baby here. A NES knockoff from the 90s. At least they bothered to make the case and controllers better.

>>45349548
oy vey

>>45351843
But almost all the Famiclones are pretty good.
Region Free and All.
There are Famiclones ( like the Nevir) that are even better than the original NES

>>45350081
Just browse websites like pandawill or antelife. Would advise against it though.
A few things to take into consideration:
Those chink cpu's (mediatek) are riddled with problems.
There will be no updates or support, despite what is promised. Also little to none community support.
If there is a problem with your phone (and there probably will be at some point) good luck, their warranty is bullshit.

Honestly people don't realize when you buy a chinkphone there are so many headaches and additional costs attached it's really not worth the cheap price.

inb4 some faggots jumps in saying his chinkphone works fine, desperately defending his shit purchase.

>>45351066
Don't give flaming DVDs to small people? Why not?

>mods are removing /g/ related jewish trickery
topkek, im bretty sure you guys are no longer work 4free

>>45349255

NIGGA WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT HY TOP!!!

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>>45351066
>Hiddens menu is secret. Find by clever.

>>45350313
The funny part is that HDD shows up at a 1TB drive in windows. Its only actually a 1gb usb stick, but it works by erasing old data and putting new on it continiously to fool the user if the files are smaller than a gig.

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>>45349564
>Chinese google says it's correct

>>45350639

if a wedding photographer is using a dslr that relies on SD cards only, you got what you paid for.

CF is the only thing a pro should rely upon for photos.

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>>45350639
If I were a wedding photographer and this happened to me I would say "better luck next time" to the newly weds.
You know chances are they'll have another wedding in their lifetimes.

>>45350481
>64 GB*
>GB*
>*
Yeah,

>>45352195
I want to marry her ^.^

>>45348022
>wireless

>clearly has wires

>>45349687
I got mine from fasttech for $7.
Not that I feel ripped off or anything, works great.

>>45352203
>wireless
>actually doesn't come with any wires to charge it

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Here's some OC, I saw this in Damascus a few years back.

>>45350481
Is there a way to reflash these as 4GB drives?
Then you can actually get some use out of them.

Why can't the chinese do anything right? All they can do is copy, and they can't even do that well.

>hurr durr incorrect captcha buy a 4chan pass+ plz t: joot

>>45352228
Yes

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may as well keep going. this one was from Beijing. it's beautiful.

>>45352231
They only do it for money. Apple is paying them to make all their shit.

>>45347959
Ive never seen i want to see it what the fuck show me it what the fuck

>>45349620
Again DIY guy did that, he didnt have the black electrolytics in stock, so used modern tantalums in place and adjusted accordingly

He wanted the look and feel of the old ones but something that worked

>>45351329
yes, but why spoil a China hate thread with facts

>>45350416
See >>45349608

Now get out you nigger

>>45352231
>Turning the Chinese government ignoring international copyright laws into some sort of racial thing
gb2/pol/

>>45351066
>not to place DVD in fires then give to small persons
Fucking manlets when will they learn

>>45351066
>you in UK and your TV older than grandad
>not being amused by DVD content? No one cares

I fucking died after reading those

>>45349649
>>45349656
>>45349659
>Apple Japan
Both are fake