"Look at that Highscore I just got at Candy Crush Saga!"
i don't think this is going to work out guys
"Alright guys, think we have something discuss regarding our product. Would everyone please gather around here? Oh, and Schlomo, would you please stop stealing the vegan dumplings Shaniqua made from the fridge?"
WOO, Amazon replied, and they want me to start Monday! Fuck all y'all niggas
>opens can of Surströmming
>Dump onto his own computer, causing fans to spray a fine mist of rotting shark
>vomits from smell
>What do you guys mean we can't afford hire my completely unskilled girlfriend? You guys sexist or something? FUCKING PATRIARCHY!!!
>Having proper plans and development roadmaps is so old school and boring! Let's all work on whatever we want!
>Dan, how that report going. The Ministry of Economy auditor is gonna be here in two weeks to check we spent the business accelerator grant properly
>Fucks sake Dan, we told you two months ago about the audit.
I wish this was made up
Why this one? Crowdfunding I get it or at least I think I do.
We delivered -- barely, but he failed us again. Some time later we disbanded. I left the country to do a MSc (already finished). We're regrouping to give a go again.
Always follow your dreams, if they lead to apparent poorness.
A startup company or startup is a company, a partnership or temporary organization designed to search for a repeatable and scalable business model. These companies, generally newly created, are in a phase of development and research for markets. The term became popular internationally during the dot-com bubble when a great number of dot-com companies were founded.
Hey guys, how can we make an app that tracks local lesbian coffee businesses that are gluten free and vegan friendly? I think another implementation should also give the user an option to find coffee shops that support the Social Justice Online Movement as well as the LGBT community.
I'll make a mock up in Ruby on Rails
dude since it's rails we can just go straight to production we are agile we are going to ship it every day
but honestly i think that idea is too small.. i think we should make a lesbian coffee _platform_ that can be used for all the lesbian coffee shops everywhere. with an API!!!
>Let's all work on whatever we want!
>yfw Valve essentially does exactly that and now they're so filthy rich they basically don't even have to work anymore, Steam & hats just bring in the money
oh my god that just blew my mind. Let's get that going right away. I need to blog about my excitement over this project. By the way, do you want to grab lunch together to go over the details? I know a place that sells the best free range organic quinoa
no, we have a tight budget that I plan to keep
Also as the electromechanical design engineer in charge of all non administrative tasks I can promise you that your never ending supply of chinese cartoon trivia does not constitute a resume
That image reeks of optimism.
They don't have everyone working on separate projects, they just have a lot of projects going on and the people working on these projects are specifically assigned to them, often even recruited specifically for the project.
Don't confuse a lot of projects for a lack of leadership...
Look at all this fine pre-existing software that I could contribute to or fork and improve in the face of stubborn autisitc maintainers
I think I'll rewrite it all in an even mix of python and node!
I know, right?
It's finland that's rotting shark. Sweden just rots fish. And it tastes quite good when you put a little on a cracker and eat it with cheese and tomatoes and stuff.
You just gotta be swedish I guess.