>work in a hipster web shop
>get on a team of wimminz
>they're all web developers
>suddenly their website crashes
>they use outdated Drupal in LAMP
>IT send us a clear message of parsing error on this php file on this line from logs
>Even print us a page with some helpful pointers of possible causes
>one of teammates decide to have a meeting to go over the issue
>spend the entire hour talking how IT should resolve the issue instead of us fixing it
>start pointing fingers at random people in IT
>IT actually only deal with Database and Server Hosting
>I suggest we strap on XDebugger and start debugging
>my comment get ignored instead they want better process
>spend next 30 minutes talking about improving process (agile method, etc)
>bitch about how they only work with HTML/CSS as web developers, everything else should be IT's job
>I started my debugging process to track down the stack where things went wrong
>other teammates decided to involve their strong empowered female manager
>they all storm to IT (bunch of 40 year old neckbeards and Indians) and start demanding IT to fix the issue
>none of the IT folks deal with Drupal, some knew PHP
>manager scream 'WHERE IS PERSON X AND PERSON Z WE ARE UNDER FIRE' with my teammates
>3 hours later
>I finally tracked down the parsing bug
>fixed the bug, it was one line of code calling the object the wrong way (array way)
>mfw I still hear my manager screaming with IT
Managers are shitty.
>hurr durr we need to hire the best people do the job I'm suppose to do.
fucking faggot shits.
I love when this type of shit happens OP, and then a day IT quits and everyone is worse off than before.
IT are fighting back pretty hard - telling us we own the server and we have root access to get the job done. I agree with them we do and its our job to debug. It's just crazy there are some developers who refuses to debug
According to my manager she thinks 'attitude' means the most as a web developer. One time she almost hired a cellist because she thinks playing an instrument is passion, which translates into dedication in programming. I wish I was joking
What's worse I think is their attitude about the situation, and I understand why their doing it.
Just people creating a little drama for no reason other than the fact that they can.
Let me guess on a good day all your managers take a laissez fair approach to daily problems, but hey when their a FIRE everyone YELL FIRE!
I told them they were happier than before but for some reason my manager and IT are still going at each other...
I think the problem is that I joined Visual Design team - half of the team is photoshopper (all female) and other half is developer (half female). After I joined the team I learned all male developers quit because they can't deal with the feminnazism of the manager.
>One time she almost hired a cellist because she thinks playing an instrument is passion, which translates into dedication in programming
Programmer cellist here.
That's fucking hilarious. People who don't know shit about programming should not manage development teams.
this sounds like the opposite of the hipster web startups i've been in, where IT is the enemy and the devs want to do absolutely everything themselves
drupal doesn't sound very hipster either
Have you ever worked on a team of mostly women? I'd say OP's story is par for the course.
I've met women who've held long grudges against other workers for not doing their work for them once a long time ago, and spend the rest of their professional careers trying to sabatoge that coworker till it drives them to the edge of sanity and deep into lawyer debt.
I've personally experienced a female coworker taking a sexual harassment issue (more like non-issue) to HR, and later admit she was just having a bad day and had dental surgery earlier?! as if that was somehow justification for accusing somebody of verbal rape! which in the HR world is just as lawsuit prone as regular rape, and thus a liability that must be removed.
Seriously dude, women can react very differently to some statements than you might expect, and negative reactions are rarely displayed when they should be. I've seen it time and time again when a women seemingly accepts a harmless joke for what it is, only to hear about it later from corporate in the form of a stern workplace respect lecture.
I got fired for saying "that was bitchy" within earshot of a pissed off woman.
She was actually yelling at one of our maintnance tech's, she straight up called him a murderer for joining the army in a time of war. I overheard it and said "damn, that was bitchy" to my buddy, we were like 15 feet away. I wasn't even watching them or anything, I figured she hadn't even heard me. I was completely uninvolved in their convo, but I got shitcanned by hr a week later because of it.
see this is why I never bothered going into that field
I just cant deal with shit like that.
Code for a hobby. Doing it as a job in today's feminized tech world is just gonna cause a shooting spree.
I swear I have to post this image 3 times a day.
I might as well start keeping it on my fucking desktop.
> she straight up called him a murderer for joining the army in a time of war.
As a former military fag, i would have insta raged on that bitch. I wouldbt evebn be able to over hear that and not rage on her. I'm quite surprised he controlled himself, good for him.
Who the hell uses Drupal?
I just charge people for the same WP theme I got some sap to buy which I've reused and just changed the colors and designs slightly. WP is way better and the plugins and simple structure make it a fuckin doddle even if you know literally nothing.
I don't get why more people aren't in on the web design scam, even though I know JS I rarely use it on a job because you can sell people simple looking and performing websites and they'll love it. Even SEO I just use plugins I got my clients to pay for.
my company got suckered into drupal by a smoothing talking salesman for a contracting company. the vp actually paid him 100% in advance "because he was a really nice guy and walked us through the process".
do you know western women? this is typical behaviour of brain-dead western women. I'm not saying 'hurr durr women are stupid and dramatic', i've known lots of them that weren't, but they all also were highly educated, cultured and life-experienced persons who did not see themselves as "females" or "women" but "humans". Some of them(the best) even as "beings", throwing away the cultural image of the human as well.
But most people just watch tv, buy things, and have societal - instead of personal - ambitions.
Man, I'm not that military fag, but I feel for the guy. Even if it wasn't mandatory and you ended up just being fooled by the government, thats not really something you'd use to spite someone with.
Its unprofessional as fuck, she's trying to manipulate him emotionally.
i hate warfags too, but she is another burguer, she lives like she does and has the easy life she has because of this men that go to die for her, she should shut the fuck up and suck his dick
Process is a magnet to useless people. 'Process improvement' would be useful in a workplace without politics, but no such place exists, so every solution they come up with just ends up adding more middlemen who slow the process down so they can remain employed.
Using unprofessional language like "bitchy" isn't getting the work done. Stop pretending.
He shouldn't have said that. Although I'm surprised that gets you fired and not just warned, so it's possible he did some other inappropriate stuff.
she is profiting directly from these men willingness to endanger themselves, i can talk shit about burger warriors, but only cause i'm a thirld world faggot oppressed by your government's long arm, your fucking feminists should be shutting their mouths or at least stop having an easy citizen's life and get radical and try to stop wars
she is just a fucking brat
what is first world war, what is second world war, what is cold war, what is gulf war, what is pinochet, what is videla, what is cuba, what is vietnam, what is the league of nations, what is the onu, what is cocacola, what is motor oil, what is monsanto, what is microsoft, what is google, what is afganistan, what is irak, what is iran, what is libbya, what is the drug war, what is korea
go to see how people live in other countries, then think how your country actually maintains its power... if you think its because of fair competition then you are deluded as fuck
not even a supreme gentleman but i got to say typical for women working in such field.
the only females i don't mind working with are nurses.
female MDs are complete jackasses, even worse than male MDs.
100% garunteed, OP you should send an email to head of IT explaining that you're not in the group shouting and that you have already fixed the bug, by doing your job.
It'll go a long way for you at this point.
Some service people are alright.
when I worked IT for a uni, student services people were always pretty calm and collected, even when all their shit was down and they had 50 bone-head students yelling at them.
I guess they understood we were all in the same boat, they might have 50 people yelling at them, but they knew that mean't we had 100 people yelling at us, most of them the most pompous wankers you've ever met.
>anyone who uses the title 'professor' is 100% guaranteed to be the most-serving arsehole in the world with no regard for anything or or anybody else.
>>anyone who uses the title 'professor' is 100% guaranteed to be the most-serving arsehole in the world with no regard for anything or or anybody else.
Yeah, i remember my anatomy lecturer.
He made a bet with another anatomist who will fail more students at the end of the semester.
>But most people just watch tv, buy things, and have societal - instead of personal - ambitions.
I don't see how this is linked to western women. It applies to 90% of all faggots who aren't poor as shit, because 90% of people are shit.
Deal with it.
If you were any better, you wouldn't hang out on /g/, btw.
>implying consumption is not for plebs
>implying 4chin isn't a very nerdy community teeming of resources, information, and people that are experts in their area, even if it also has an equal part of aspiring children
you'll see, spend enough time in this environment and you will start making choices based on understanding instead of blindly grabbing everything the mass marketing giants throw at you
>no one in /g/ knows computers
>no one in /mu/ knows music
>no one in /b/ is a sociopathic porn saavant
>no one in /cgl/ knows 3d
>no one in /fa/ knows sucking dick
>no one in /adv/ knows to be cringy
>no one in /fit/ knows body building
>no one in /lit/ knows books
>no one in /pol/ knows jew's fables
>spend enough time in this environment and you will start making choices based on understanding instead of blindly grabbing everything the mass marketing giants throw at you
already spent some time, no. you are simply wrong.
Word choice doesn't affect how work is being done, you're clearly just another pissed off women. He has a right to say "that was bitchy" especially when he 'could' have been talking about something completely different.
>get on a team of wimminz
found the problem. Daily reminder that women are incompetent with technology and always will be. OP, I suggest you recommend you fire your co-workers and hire people who know what they're doing.
> i can talk shit about burger warriors, but only cause i'm a thirld world faggot oppressed by your government's long arm,
> because I'm totally shitted on that means the shit in my eyes makes me see clear
>checked my privileges
I came to the conclusion that due to my privileges my judgement is far more objective than yours.
What you gonna do, faglord?