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APPLE IS LIVE STREAMING THEIR CONFERENCE
GET OVER HERE: http://www.apple.com.edgesuite.net/live/2014-sept-event/
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>>44055732
WE KNOW
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>>44055732
lmfao
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>>44055732
literally everyone on /g/ is watching it, especially the lagroid shills so they can take notes of what to copy next
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>>44055732
>CONFERENCE

>not a conference
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>>44055771
Seriously, why are Apple so fucking backwards these days? They are getting shittier and shittier by the year, and I actually use their products.
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http://paste2.org/zkeMbDGX
PASTE THIS LINK IN TO A MEDIA PROGRAM (VLC, MPC ETC) TO WATCH ON AN NON APPLE DEVICE
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any other link to watch the stream?
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>>44055732
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It's almost time, gentlemen and women.

Steam's getting choppy. Everyone's tuning in now
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Is there any way I can stream this on a non apple device?
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>>44055771
This
Holy shit, why? Shouldn't they show it to those who don't have Apple products yet?
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This fucking double music situation is killing my ears - pick a damn song.
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>>44055809
it's always been that way, you moron
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>>44055810
Shit just crashes after a while.
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Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.

But you can follow the live blog below.


EVERYTIME
Anyone got a proper link?
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I found their stream URL's but VLC won't work with them, any ideas?

http://pastebin.com/MYrvguCk
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Screenshot this. it's going to be iPhone 6
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>>44055732

>inb4 iWatch announcement
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Apple the cancer that is destroying /g/.
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>apleb
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>mod sticky

GET HYPE
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Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.
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>>44055732
seriously???? sticky?

fuck i'm out of this place
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>>44055809
their obsesive compulsive guru died of aids couple of years ago, didn't you get the memo?
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APPLE TV CONFIRMED
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Post your setup /g/entoomen
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IT FUCKING CRASHED
WHAT DOOOOOOOOO
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>All these Apple stream newfags
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> Today is a great day
> Android has viruses
> We have more asians
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OH MY GOOOOOOD
I AM SERIOUSLY CRYING TEARS OF JOY RIGHT NOW
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen
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what the fuck
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>>44055732
"I suck fat cocks" - my mum who doesn't use glorious apple lmao what a fucking homo pleb she probably uses that gentoo shit wtf lol
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>>44055815

>the iWatch will be to smartwatches what the iPhone was to smartphones
>We are repeating history
>Who says lightning doesn't strike twice?

Just wait, you know they'll say it
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>apple unveils the thinnest and lightest marketshare in the industry

APOOL HAS DUN IT AGIAN
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>>44055809
>>44055828
They use HLS for livestreaming
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WHO /AMBIANCE MUSIC/ HERE?
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>>44055855
>>44055848
see

>>44055810
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>>44055809
>Seriously, why are Apple so fucking backwards these days? They are getting shittier and shittier by the year, and I actually use their products.

They're just being dicks by requiring their own browser.
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>>44055815

sorry m80, noone finds your shitty humor funny
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It's here!
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GUIDE FOR NOOBSHIT

>OPEN YOUR FUCKING MPC/VCL/WHATEVERSHIT
>OPEN FILE (MPC) / OPEN LINK (VLC)
>PASTE THE LINK FROM http://paste2.org/zkeMbDGX (NOT THE PASTE2 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT)
>???
>PROFIT

END OF THIS GUIDE
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>>44055844
Nope. Apple at least used to be competent. Now all they seem to do is restrict things, remove features and fuck people over more and more.
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>>44055732
nobody cares
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>>44055871
lel
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What happened?
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m3u8 link?
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lets see if they can handle a stable livestream this time
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>>44055732
How did this get stickied?
This is bullshit. Mods are against us.
How much did apple have to pay to get stickied?
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I am glad the stream is only for TRUE apple users. That is what you deserve for calling us shills
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>>44055908
F5
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>>44055855
It works on Safari.
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>sticky
fucking mods
>he does it for free

Also what the fuck is this?
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>>44055908
refresh
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SHOWTIME MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>44055771

Don't worry, goy. Buy a $2000 Macbook and you can watch next year
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>>44055862
RIP
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>>44055894
i think its some tycho if you wanna know, dunno song name
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>>44055908
i was hoping there would be a leak there
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>>44055732
this tell you how fucked up this place is.

swj and apple marketers are mods
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>>44055908
yeah, it fucked up here, too
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Stream dead?
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>BIG TECH EVENT OF 2014
>APPLE CAN'T EVEN GET A WORKING STREAM

10/10
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For those who don't have macs
http://pastebin.com/esd2xrcS
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>>44055898
>humor
it's quotes
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Well this is gay...

Yandex browser (Russian chrome) doesn't work...
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>>44055908
Am also getting this.
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ipad air 2 confirmed

9.7 and 14 inch versions
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>>44055921
>mfw watching on Windows
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How to watch on Android?
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IT'S HAPPENING!
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>>44055920
How new are you?
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>>44055905
>Nobody cares
>5 posts a second
>Mod sticky
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>>44055771
Fag

buy a mac and use safari like all real computer nerds
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STREAM DIED ITS OVER
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This event sure is special.
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>>44055959
Another hour
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FIRST FIRST FIRST

what the fuck was that?
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WONT YOU FOLLOW ME INTO THE JUNGLE
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>>44055943
>Yandex browser (Russian chrome) doesn't work...

Neither does Netscape on my 15 year old shitbox.
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WHAT HAPPENED IM FREKING OUT WHY DID IT GO AWA
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id habbeing :DDD
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>>44055958
>>44055959
See y'all next year

Drive safe
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ITS FUCKING NOTHING LMAO
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>>44055934
Yup sounded like tycho but with another fuckin song playing at the same time
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>You are strictly prohibited from making a copy or modification of, or from rebroadcasting or re-encoding, this broadcast without the prior written permission of Apple

>stream cuts to black

THEY KNOW
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>>44055959
>truck schedule
>truck
>iTruck confirmed
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WHERE IS THE FUCKING STREAM
THAT USTREAM IS JUST FAGGOTS SPECULATING WITH SHITTY MICS
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somebody fucked up
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>>44055936
every major apple event gets stickied how new are you
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>>44055933
RIP in peaces.
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>>44055951
he's saying we're nobodies. I say we find where he lives, fuck him in the ass all at once, and then show we're nobodies
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>>44055732
>can't even get a stream to work
PREMIUM AS FUCK
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Apparently owning a $1000 Macbook Pro isn't enough to Apple to watch this, you need an Apple TV.

Fucking assholes.
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FAILED TO RENDER FILE
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Has it actually started or are they playing music still
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IF YOU WANNA SCREAM YEAHHHH
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>>44055986
http://new.livestream.com/cnet/appleevent
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someone post of ustream or jtv wtf
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>this looping song
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>>44055862
>implying IBM haven't been using the term ``app'' since the 80s
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>>44055950
>outs your judaism
>"c-c-c-call him new!"
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Dat Interlacing
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>>44055964
it's 10 am in Cupertino
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Hi

Can somebody please tell me how I can watch this in firefox.
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OH GOD MAKE THIS FUCKING AUDIO STOP
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Does anyone have a stream that actually works?
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It's happening
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wait has it not started yet?
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As someone who works in broadcasting, this is painful to watch
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So,
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Keeps freezing

NICE ONE APPLE
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>tfw able to watch the stream natively from my iMac
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someone got a bingo for tonight? if not just post the bingo from last year so we can update it
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>>44056010
They've been sticking keynotes from Apple for years now. At least since 2008.
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Oh fuck I just remembered the new Masterchef episode is out
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>livestream is interlaced

get it together apple
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>>44056016
mpv on GNU/Linux master race
suck it mactards
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jesus it's 2014 and we can't get a single fucking working stream?
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>dat interlacing
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Is the streaming stopping or is the audio just freeze looping?
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>>44056016

source keeps going down, and all other streams are based on that

so nope
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fuck apple
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>>44056021
>Anonymous 09/09/14(Tue)19:03:55 No.44056021 ?
Give us a stream link pls
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its over, it was cancelled
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>>44055900
Mpc failed to render the file
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mines stuck
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Here's a way to watch without OSX, but you have to install [spoiler]VLC[/spoiler]
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>Apple copying Ok Go music video
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>>44056016
buy a mac and use safari
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That chinese
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STREAM LINK FAGGOTS
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>>44056015

MUH EARS. THE BLOOD.
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>Still on the colourbars
C'mon Apple
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>>44056033
mpv is cross-platform, you dumb ape
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>4 minute delay

wow apple way to drop the ball
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Woud you really buy something from a company that can't keep their streams up?
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I hear Chinese? Japanese?
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I saw most of that video

They had 3D visual cues.

Is apple going to do something with 3D? because they're morons if they are
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I'm stuck, why can't Apple break this barrier?
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Oh well. I'll listen to music for black people while waiting.
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Whats with the Mandarin voice-over?
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INNOOOOVASHUNNNN
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>>44056050
> spoiler
> g
OUT
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Just show a new iPad Mini so I can get rid of this shitty Macbook
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>translator

What the fuck
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This nigga speaking chinese
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>chinese translation

lel what the fuck i need a new stream link
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>>44056061
I know, but GNU/Linux just makes it that much better you assmad homovirgin
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>>44056050
Except that's actually what VLC is good at.
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>>44056016
http://paste2.org/zkeMbDGX
Open it in VLC or whatever media player you use.
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wtf is up with the chinese
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>>44055732

LINK FOR A STREAM THAT DOESN'T FEATURE FAGGOT RETARDS TALKING.
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>>44056050
THANK YOU FAGGOT FOR COPYING THE LINK

BETTER COPY THE FUCKING IMGAE
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>moonspeak on the Apple.com stream
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http://live.arstechnica.com/apples-september-9-2014-event/

Cock is on stage.
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>>44056050
post the link fgt
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>>44056072
It's Moonrunes for all the neckbeard wizards.
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that chinese woman translating, fuck this stream
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>>44056070
That album's for white fratboys
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>>44056029
You're such a fucking liar.
Show me a stickied keynote in the archive.
What's that?
Can't find one?
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why the fuck is there japanese words in the background
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What is going on here
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Apple can't into multiple audio streams.
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>>44056050
Thank you. The rest of us totally didn't know.
>VLC
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>>44056061
AND the dev uses OS X.
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Well stream is dead.
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>empty seats
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WHY IS MUSIC PLAYING WHAT THE FUCK
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>>44055732
this faggot shit is pinned? wtf..
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wtf is this Chinese voice over?
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apple already innovating
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why am I hearing chinese??
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>>44055771
>event to showcase their products to try to win customers
>need to be an applefag to watch to begin with
It's like they hate themselves
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Might as well go back to watch Sherlock.
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>that non-shit stream is Chinese
topkek
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We got any bingo's for this event?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRUCH SCHEDULE
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chink chunk chong chong
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>>44055771
nice font rendering faggot
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apple cannot into broadcasting lol
also interlaced video is pig disgusting and so are 3d references

made on a mac™
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>>44056081
>shitnux
>superior
kek, you autists are hilarious
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this and the music had 2 tracks playing at the same time....


did they hire a wedding video editor to stream this event
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>>44056050

>copying the image
>not copying the link

7/10 you motherfucker
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>not knowing chinese
plebs
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STREAM DIED

ITS OGRE
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>>44056050
Post the fucking link you chucklefuck.
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>>44056083

So what now.
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CRAWLIN BACK TO YOU

itunes brain streaming confirmed
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I can't stream the fucking thing god dammit MPC VLC neither is working for me
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>chinese translation
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>>44056048
mine is like that too, i think they just haven't started yet.
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>stream doesnt work oj ihpne
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I am not a TV Truck
What
The
Fuck
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>>44056080
i have the one from apple on my mac and i have it lel

stream just cut out

what the fuck>>44056087
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>>44056136

I got this too
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>>44056100
What a shame.
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Stream a kill.
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This stream is dildos
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ITS OGRE
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>modern apple
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>44056143
They have.
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So they want to show their awesome new stuff to the world. BUT they don't let you watch it unless you use safari?

This is retarded.
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FINALLY
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So what, they gonna remove the ability to copy and paste in iMovie? Maybe get rid of some fonts? Maybe get rid of multitouch?
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>JAP AUDIO

WHAT THE FUCK
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Why is there a chink speaking
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CMON APPLE, I THOUGHT EVERYTHING YOU MADE JUST WORKS

Why am I hearing Ching Ching chinese
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>I'm so awesome by association check out my asinine observations LOVE MEEEEEE

These fucking tweets are killing me. Hype level almost enough to reanimate Steve
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Fucking Mandarin... what the fuck Apple.
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>>44056050
>but you have to install [spoiler]VLC[/spoiler]
Jesus fuck you're retarded, fuck off to /a/ with your VLC is a le meme.
VLC is even made for streams you fucking retard.
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GUYS I CAN'T WATCH HELP PLS IT'S DOWN FOR ME
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they're fucking it up, haha
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>TV Truck schedule

what
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Is anyone else getting some weird freezing/looping + live foreign interpreters?
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>>44056123
>>44056143

TIM COOK IS ALREADY TAKING THE STAGE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRUCK SCHEDULE
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>>44056143
It has.
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I'm getting this error when i open it in VLC. wat do?
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ANYONE ELSE HEAR CHINESE AND JAPANESE ?
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IT"S BEGINNING!
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> Gookspeak over the conference.

Great.
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>The original iPhone set the bar.
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>>44055732
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>interesting
>this
top kek
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>>44056125
Better than OSX rendering, fagget.
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NO ITS IN CHHINESSESEEEE
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>Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!
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And now there's no audio

how did they fuck up so hard, this isn't the first time they've done a stream
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>>44056171
Yes, everyone.
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>>44056179
yeah wtf
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>It just works
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this is the worst fucking stream I have ever fucking seen jesus christ
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>>44056163

same here

top kek
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>moonspeak in the background

wtf
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>Chin chong wong talking over it

What the FUCK
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>Apple in charge of streaming
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>>44056148
OH MY GOD THE HYPE
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Really Apple? You can't even stream a powerpoint properly?
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apple tv stream is fucked
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APPLE SHIT DOESN"T JUST WERK
THIS PROVES IT
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BIGGEST ADVANCEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF IPHONE Kreygasm
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iPhone stream is working but the stream link for Windows is not.
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>>44056169

So there's people just talking about apps they like
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>>44056187
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IT JUST WORKS
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that voice gives me a bonèr
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ALL IM SEEING IS TV TRUCK SCHEDULE
FUCK APPLE
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it just works.
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Links for VLC aren't working on my end.
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WHY THE FUCK IS SOME CUNT SPEAKING CHINESE
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i got truck schedule, refreshed, it works, and some niggas interpreting
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made a thread on /b/

>>>/b/567820449
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Guys

the chinese have taken over

run
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IT CHANGES COLOUR
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>>44056171

I am

Chinks speaking chinese.

AND THEY'RE ANNOUNCING THE NEW IPHONE right fucking now
FUCK
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>>44055810
Doesn't work for me.
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HOOOLY SHIT
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ITS A LUMIA
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ROFL CHINESE
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my stream is constantly stopping for 5 seconds and a chinese translator is voicing over everything he says
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Introducing iStream, perfect for when you want your streams not to work.

>Only from Apple
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My sides

Now it's nothing showing again
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NEW PHONE BITCHEs
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Cool it's the same as the leak.
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Is anyone going to stream the stream for us non-macfags?
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THE LAUGHING NEVER ENDS
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just use URLhelper and get the link damn it
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INNOVASHUN
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Shit Rice-speak in background
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Holy shit what is wrong with the stream, watching from an iPad and I keep getting the TV truck schedule and chineese translations
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>>44056221
Apple incharge of breaking streams.
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>>44056171
yes old loops, wrong audio
fucking shit
YES I MAD
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wow the leaks were right

cool i guess
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>>44056225
>page 6
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this appeared.
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>shit starts woriking, ignoring translator
>IPHONE ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO
>STREAMFUCKING JUMPS BACK
>>
SELL SELL SELL!!!
>>
>1gb ram is their biggest advancement
>>
>>44056208
how do you stream on iOS?
>>
>it cuts out mid iphone video to some breakbeat music

WHAT THE FUCK
>>
EWW IT LOOKS GAY
>>
APPLE IS GOING TO BURY GOOGLE AND ANDROID TODAY
RIP ANDROID 2010-2014
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>>44056226
All over guys! See you in 2 years!
>>
HOLY SHITTT
it has interchangeable colors

>iphone 6 plus
>>
Can't stream anything on windowz or android. Well i was thinking about buying a new apple product. Now i know that i don't want one.

Enjoy your secret club faggots.
>>
>>44056155
It's fucking jumping back and forth
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>>44056225
Ahem. Source?
>>
I can only watch a 10sec loop. help
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Just curious... how long can Apple go on and on with the same tired lines like "This is the biggest advancement ever....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gets real fucking boring
>>
STREAM IS LOOPING WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>
>iPhone 6 & iPhone 6 Plus

ayy lmao
>>
>>44056050

toplel, its the same as the other link with the chinese voiceover

hes just browsing 4chan with us
>>
THE FUCKING SCREEN IS STUCK JUST AS THEY'RE UNVEILING IT WHAT THE LIVING FUCK
>>
>>44056254
wow that was quick damn /b/ moves way too fast these days
I remember it would last at least a good minute
>>
>Smooth edges

TOP KEK APPLE THROWS AWAY THE ONLY THING THAT'S EVER BEEN GOOD ABOUT THEIR TOY PHONES, DESIGN
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ITS HAPPENING
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It's over, bye guys.
>>44056263
Go to apple.com
>>
Why the fuck does mine have a chinese girl narating everything?

And did it just crash?

Fuck this stream.
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>>44056255
Me too, and I'm using fucking safari on an iMac.
Fuck this gay company.
>>
>Plus
dafuq
>>
>chinese dub
FUCK
THIS
LINK
>>
>>44056281
OY VEY
>>
this stream is so fucking shit
>>
>SHILLER
>>
man this stream is sheeeeeeeeeeet
>>
INNOVASHOOONN
>>
>>44056263
safari
>>
stream is pretty bad. im out.
>>
You know, I think that Chinese stream was only there for one single person in China to then re-distribute it. By sharing the link, we effectively DDoSed it.

Good job.
>>
>>44056278
But it keeps happening
>>
fucking chink lady is annoying
>>
APPLE ENCODES CHINESE IN THE STREAM

HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
>>44056263
the stream is fucked anyway
>>
Raised camera? dropped
>>
The best iPhone they ever made... wow
>>
I got my old MacBook Pro out to watch the stream and it fucking doesn't work Jeebus
>>
Yeah, I'm seeing things differently because your stream is shit you cunts
>>
INTO THE JUNGLE
>>
Aww yeah, time to practice my chinese
>>
WTF it's starting over for me now?
>>
INCREDIBLY UNIQUE
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>>44055732
WILL THE FUCKING CHINESE WOMAN SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE.
>>
>yfw the chink is brainwashing you so you buy their shit
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>dat lens bump
>>
>glass front
>curved sides
>2 sizes
>retina HD

HOLYYYYYYY FUCKKKKKKK GUYSSSSSS
>>
Did apple just revolutionise the watch industry?
>>
WHY ARE APPLE INCAPABLE OF A FUCKING LIVE STREAM WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Why the fuck is there a Chinese translator talking on live stream? Fucking all I hear is iphone blah blah blah, then ching chong ling long ting tong
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>RetinaHD displays
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>chinese

WHY?
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Seriously they only just released the 5S and 5C.

Why do we need a 6 already?
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>retina HD

buhahahahahahhhaaa
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Man, they broke everything.
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>>44056299
That's pretty ugly.
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>retina hd
>>
>Retina HD
>>
RETINA HD DISPLAY
RETINA HD DISPLAY
V
>>
>interlaced video


WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>44056303
The official page showed it too

At this rate I will just watch the video later
>>
How to shut the chink up?
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Can A faggot could provide a proper stream link?
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ANDROID GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS FUCKING CHINK SPEAK OVER HIM.
I AM NOT A CHINK.
I DO NOT SPEAK CHINK.
GOD DAMMIT, SNAPPLE INCORPORATED.
>>
they didn't have these problems when WDCC happened
>>
iPhone 5S looks a lot better, looks like Apple has peaked.
>>
andddd were back at the truck
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the chinese is fucking maddening
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RETINA HD RETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HD
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Oh great, its a Nokia Lumia.
>>
THEY'RE A LOT BIGGER
>>
This is by far the worst live stream Iv'e ever seen. Can't maintain connection, bizarre cuts away to other footage. This is terrible. it's the 90s again.
>>
WHERE THE FUCK IS FILL SHILLER
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SELL SELL SELL

HOLY CRAP GET THE FUCK OUT OF APPL BEFORE THE OTHERS REALIZE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
>>
Raised camera? The fuck you thinking Apple?

Anyone else have no sound?
>>
new iphone so kawaii ^^
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>RETINA HD
THIS IS IT! SAMSUNG IS FINISHED!
>>
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t-thanks
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>>44056101
http://rbt.asia/g/thread/S37518648

Here's last year's sticky. At least lurk before you start acting like you know shit.
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retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD
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PING LONG DING DACHING HIN DA BUKKA DA YAU XING PONG DONG
>>
>>44055732

STREAM CONNECTION ON MAH IPOD. IN YOUR FUCKING FACES.
>>
5.5 INCH IPHONE YES
>>
>It's curved again

WHY
>>
>>44055732
>

Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.

But you can follow the live blog below.
>>
It is litteraly a Samsung phone
>>
5.5!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>
>>44056303
Wrong. I'm on the Apple.com stream.
>>
>>44055732
ive seen faggots on twitch with better working livestreams
>>
>1920x1080
APPLE BTFO HAHAHAHAHA
>>
I'm watching this shit on a virtual machine and wtf. Just wtf.

INNOVATION: Chink voice overs!
>>
>>44056358
Gotta appeal to one of their largest markets. Chinks love Apple after all.
>>
>dat nipponese
>dat end screen appearing
>dat truck schedule
I'm dying here
>>
This shit doesn't work
>>
>>44055732
I have just heard "we call them retina hd" 4x in a row.. is this the new Reality Distortion Field in effect?

scratch that... 6 times now.
>>
1080p
welcome to 2003
>>
POST A FUCKING STREAM GODDAMN IT.
>>
Yes yes it's a fucking slate, can we get to the thing that says tick tock?
>>
WHY AM I HEARING CHINESE DID I GET HACKED OR SOMETHING?!?!?!??!
>>
RETINA HD
HOW WILL ANDROID COMPETE
>>
now im getting the chink stream what is this
>>
Apple is announcing that they're going out of business and iOS and OSX is going FOSS
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It is A LOT bigger, just like my cock right now.
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Is that a long-cat ?
>>
1334x750

FUCK
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RETINA

H

D
>>
1920x1080 HYPE
>>
>refresh the page

>ACCESS DENIED
>>
Jesus fuck this is horrible
>>
A MILLLIIIONNN PPPIIIXXXEELLLSS
>>
>1080p
OH MY GOD ANDROID BLOWN THE FUCK OUT SIMPLY REVOLUTIONARY
>>
kek 1080p
>>
Have safari, watching on iMac - stream isn't working.

Fucking apple it's like you're not even trying to convince me I don't buy shit machines
>>
Stream doesn't work fuck
>>
worst stream of all time
im out
>>
That design is like some shit chink phone
>>
>apple in charge of streams
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>44056417
FOR YOU
>>
pretty happy they went with 1080. 1440 is a waste of recources
>>
>1080p
What the fuck? You would think that it would have a 2k display
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1080P DISPLAY, THANK YOU APPLE

2 MILLION PIXELS
>>
Does this mean all iPhone apps have to be manually updated to support the new screen sizes? Or can iOS into scaling now?
>>
1080 1920
noice
>>
>>44056413
By building phones that don't die halfway through the day
>>
>Contrast is higher, blacks are darker, viewing angles are broader.
>>
>>44056371
>doesn't know buy on rumor, sell on news
>>
Why is the larger phone thicker
>>
>>44056432
>Apple in charge of cloud services.
>>
>>44056405
THEY'RE NEW IN EVERY WAY
THEY'RE NEW IN EVERY WAY
THEY'RE NEW IN EVERY WAY
THEY'RE NEW IN EVERY WAY


aggggh make it stop
>>
>>
Muh pixels
>>
>1080p
>New

hahahahahahahahahaha
>>
1334x750

ROFL
>>
boy has steve jobs got fat
>>
It keeps fucking repeating, a lot bigger.
5.5 inches
Packed with pixels
What the fuck fuck fuck fuck.
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INCREDIBLE INNOVASHUNS
>>
This is a fucking trainwreck.
I am embarrassed to be a customer.
They've fucked up the easiest shit to pull off ever.
13 year olds who live with their moms can set up fucking livestream.
>>
my ipad 2 cant handle the stream lel

im glad steve jobs killed himself
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>1 million pixels omagawd
>>
OVER 2 MILLION PIXELS
>>
this stream is the worst thing ever. either its looping that stupid commercial, it's muted, or it's being live dubbed in chinese. wtf
>>
>>44056149
mine works...lol eat dick apple sucks
>>
man this gook speak is getting annoying.
>>
>>44056417
can i suck it
>>
MOAR P{IXELLSLLDLLSL
>>
The new phone design looks so ugly, what the fuck.
It looks like a HTC phone now. It sure has come to a full circle.
>>
This is disgraceful, I was so excited for this. What the fuck is this moonspeak bullshit apple?
>>
>in the center is the iPhone 6, and on the right is the iPhone 6
>>
So exactly what was leaked. Meh.
>>
MORE TEXTS ON YOUR SCREEN
>>
>>44056443
>iOS into scaling now?
iOS could into scaling ever since they released the first different size idevice.
>>
my audio cut out what the shit is this
>>
A WINGA CHONGA CHU CHONA CHICKEN AND RICE A WINGA CHONGA CHU CHONA CHICKEN AND RICE A WINGA CHONGA CHU CHONA CHICKEN AND RICE
>>
>>44056452
it's thinner retard
>>
>>44055771
Yeah, I had to switch over to Safari, pretty annoying
>>
>the displays are packed with pixels
>mfw
>>
WHY ARE PEOPLE CLAPPING WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE NEW FEATURES?
>>
CHING CHONG PING PONG
YOU WILL BUY THIS PHONG
FUCK YOU STREAM
>>
WOW NOW FEATURING A REVOLUTIONARY BIG SCREEN. WITH LANDSCAPE VIEWS!!!!
>>
>We Android now
>>
>>44056393
got a link, LOL
>>
PIXELS
>>
Now with 50% more Weather and Stocks
Wow, such innovations!
>>
>>44056464

Not when 100 million people are watching your stream at the exact same time
>>
>two up
seriously bore android apps need to do this tho
>>
OH MAH GAWD LOOK AT DAT KEYBOARD IN LANDCSAEP

OH MAH GAWD LANDSCAPE HOME SCREEN AIOSDJAIDJSD
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this is turning more possibly every year,

Apple longphone 2014
>>
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT ONLY 401 ppi
fuck my sides
So much innovashun
>>
LITERALLY COPYING ANDROID

FUCKING LOL
>>
>>44056450
>1334x750
>INNOVASHIM
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So much Chinese, can't hear the white man without Ching Chang chong
>>
>>44056489

It's thicker than the smaller larger phone
>>
is this two up shit on the 4.7?
>>
Finally, a big phone that isn't infected with Android.
>>
Does Apple not realize they're delivering the chinese stream to everyone?

This will result in some hilarious pr.
>>
lmao features android has had for years apple btfo
>>
I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm glad Android is finally dead.
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Wow thanks apple
>>
>WE WANT THE CHING CHONG JACKIE CHAN MARKET

FUUUUCK YOU COMMIES
>>
>none of the streams work

welp.
>>
Why are people clapping? This is the most basic shit.
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>this stream
>>
So....
>WE GALAXY NOW
...?
This looks like a galaxy 4.
>>
HORIZONTAL SCREENS CONFIRMED

ITS HAPPENING
>>
>>44056437
You're not the only one, also Chinese voiceover and random audio dropouts
>>
>Horizontal mode is a new feature
SAGUA APPLE
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LANDSCAPE MODE
HORY SHIIT
>>
>>44056514
You mean like Android copied iOS?
>>
I thinik they fixed they keyboard, i saw android like suggestions above the kjeys
>>
>>44056497
Its the USA
They clap at every. Fucking. Thing.
>>
>>44056417
As long as steve was alive, they never went beyond their standard size.

Now they buy into every cliche in the market.

It wont take years for apple to turn to shit.
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>full hd 5.5'' display
>>
this stream is diabolical
>>
>Horizontal home screen
FUCKING DROPPED
>>
>>44056497
>America
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Fuck.
>>
ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED

ACCESS DENIED
>>
>>44056378
It's not stickied, you stupid fuck.
It's last year's thread.
>b-but, my poopooshooped pichur
You didn't even get the spacing right, you stupid fuck.
>>
>>44056514
no surprise, apples innovation died with steve jobs
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>Everyone is kicked out of stream ITT.
>Stream suddenly gets 10x better
>>
>>44055732
how bout nope
>>
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>1GB OF RAM
>1GB OF RAM
>1GB OF RAM
>1GB OF RAM
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Did they fuck up?
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>>44056376
They kicked me too ;'(
>>
>>44056483

The iPad? If I remember correctly, iPhone apps couldn't work with it and when the iPhone 5 came out, apps had to be rewritten to support the new 4" screen size.
>>
How bad is the backlash going to be when people start complaining big time about their stream being fucked by this chink speak
>>
Fucking hell Apple good lord this is just fucking stupid. How can they fuck up their stream so hardcore? I was ready for disappointment but damn, that's a new level
>>
Twitch please buy and fix Apple.
>>
I wanted an iPhone but this sales bullshit is just awful
>>
>>44056538
And listen to those tools clapping.
>>
ACCESS DENIED STREAM IS DOWN
>I was sick of the ching chong dubbing anyway
>>
fucking stream is spazzing out
>>
>>44056528
you just have to keep refreshing. it eventually works
>>
>>44055908
Was getting this on the offical page, now I get an Access Denied error.

What the fuck, Apple?
>>
>>44056557
Yeah and I hacked in all those posts referencing the thread being a sticky, right?
>>
>>44056554
THIS, HOW ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING IT? USING MACS AMIRITE? :^O
>>
WORKING STREAM

WORKING STREAM

WORKING STREAM

http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm

http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm

http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm

WORKING STREAM

WORKING STREAM

WORKING STREAM
>>
GIVE US A STREAM YOU COCKS
>>
1.3 MILLION JEWS
>>
1.3 GORILLIAN APPLICATIONS

YES
>>
>>44056571
Or no fucking stream at all
>>
why the fuck is there chinese playing on the American Apple site?
>>
Apple cannot stream 4 shit
>>
Stream is a disaster, watching it on my Apple TV. Keeps dropping and then restarting at random times. Ching Chong speak all the way through too. What the fuck are they doing?
>>
"WOW YOU CAN TURN IT SIDEWAYS NOW!"
>>
worst stream ever
>>
What if I'm not a woman. How will I hold it? My GS3 is already a bit thin.
>>
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the fuck is this
>>
Is Google the only company that knows how to live stream?
This is embarrassing.
>>
it just werks
>>
HORIZONTAL HOME SCREEN
1GB OF RAM
RETINA HD DISPLAY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
FUCK it started over again WHY??
>>
PLS RESSURECT JOBS
>>
IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED

IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED

IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED

IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED

IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED

IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED
>>
Why dont they use p2p so that stream will be better?
>>
>>44056053
I'm on Mavericks using Safari, I get an Access Denied page. All my other sites work fine.
>>
THEY JUST WERK
>>
>>44056563
Really? My year old Nexus 4 has 2 gig already.
>>
>It all just werks
>>
>>44056554
It's fucking up on my iPhone, too. It's the same stream from the apple's own site with the shitty translation in the background. Goddamn this fucking lag...
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Goo jab
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>>44056584
not anymore
>>
>They just work!
>>