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Apple is live streaming! 2014-09-09 12:56:54 Post No. 44055732
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Apple is live streaming! 2014-09-09 12:56:54 Post No. 44055732
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APPLE IS LIVE STREAMING THEIR CONFERENCE
GET OVER HERE: http://www.apple.com.edgesuite.net/live/2014-sept-event/
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>>44055732
WE KNOW
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>>44055732
lmfao
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>>44055732
literally everyone on /g/ is watching it, especially the lagroid shills so they can take notes of what to copy next
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>>44055732
>CONFERENCE
>not a conference
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>>44055771
Seriously, why are Apple so fucking backwards these days? They are getting shittier and shittier by the year, and I actually use their products.
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http://paste2.org/zkeMbDGX
PASTE THIS LINK IN TO A MEDIA PROGRAM (VLC, MPC ETC) TO WATCH ON AN NON APPLE DEVICE
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any other link to watch the stream?
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>>44055732
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It's almost time, gentlemen and women.
Steam's getting choppy. Everyone's tuning in now
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Is there any way I can stream this on a non apple device?
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>>44055771
This
Holy shit, why? Shouldn't they show it to those who don't have Apple products yet?
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This fucking double music situation is killing my ears - pick a damn song.
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>>44055809
it's always been that way, you moron
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>>44055810
Shit just crashes after a while.
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Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.
But you can follow the live blog below.
EVERYTIME
Anyone got a proper link?
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I found their stream URL's but VLC won't work with them, any ideas?
http://pastebin.com/MYrvguCk
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Screenshot this. it's going to be iPhone 6
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>>44055732
>inb4 iWatch announcement
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Apple the cancer that is destroying /g/.
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>apleb
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>mod sticky
GET HYPE
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Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.
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>>44055732
seriously???? sticky?
fuck i'm out of this place
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>>44055809
their obsesive compulsive guru died of aids couple of years ago, didn't you get the memo?
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APPLE TV CONFIRMED
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Post your setup /g/entoomen
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IT FUCKING CRASHED
WHAT DOOOOOOOOO
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>All these Apple stream newfags
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> Today is a great day
> Android has viruses
> We have more asians
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OH MY GOOOOOOD
I AM SERIOUSLY CRYING TEARS OF JOY RIGHT NOW
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen
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what the fuck
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>>44055732
"I suck fat cocks" - my mum who doesn't use glorious apple lmao what a fucking homo pleb she probably uses that gentoo shit wtf lol
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>>44055815
>the iWatch will be to smartwatches what the iPhone was to smartphones
>We are repeating history
>Who says lightning doesn't strike twice?
Just wait, you know they'll say it
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>apple unveils the thinnest and lightest marketshare in the industry
APOOL HAS DUN IT AGIAN
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>>44055809
>>44055828
They use HLS for livestreaming
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WHO /AMBIANCE MUSIC/ HERE?
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>>44055809
>Seriously, why are Apple so fucking backwards these days? They are getting shittier and shittier by the year, and I actually use their products.
They're just being dicks by requiring their own browser.
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>>44055815
sorry m80, noone finds your shitty humor funny
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It's here!
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GUIDE FOR NOOBSHIT
>OPEN YOUR FUCKING MPC/VCL/WHATEVERSHIT
>OPEN FILE (MPC) / OPEN LINK (VLC)
>PASTE THE LINK FROM http://paste2.org/zkeMbDGX (NOT THE PASTE2 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT)
>???
>PROFIT
END OF THIS GUIDE
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>>44055844
Nope. Apple at least used to be competent. Now all they seem to do is restrict things, remove features and fuck people over more and more.
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>>44055732
nobody cares
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>>44055871
lel
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What happened?
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m3u8 link?
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lets see if they can handle a stable livestream this time
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>>44055732
How did this get stickied?
This is bullshit. Mods are against us.
How much did apple have to pay to get stickied?
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I am glad the stream is only for TRUE apple users. That is what you deserve for calling us shills
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>>44055855
It works on Safari.
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>sticky
fucking mods
>he does it for free
Also what the fuck is this?
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>>44055908
refresh
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SHOWTIME MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>44055771
Don't worry, goy. Buy a $2000 Macbook and you can watch next year
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>>44055862
RIP
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>>44055894
i think its some tycho if you wanna know, dunno song name
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>>44055908
i was hoping there would be a leak there
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>>44055732
this tell you how fucked up this place is.
swj and apple marketers are mods
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>>44055908
yeah, it fucked up here, too
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Stream dead?
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>BIG TECH EVENT OF 2014
>APPLE CAN'T EVEN GET A WORKING STREAM
10/10
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For those who don't have macs
http://pastebin.com/esd2xrcS
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>>44055898
>humor
it's quotes
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Well this is gay...
Yandex browser (Russian chrome) doesn't work...
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>>44055908
Am also getting this.
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ipad air 2 confirmed
9.7 and 14 inch versions
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>>44055921
>mfw watching on Windows
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How to watch on Android?
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IT'S HAPPENING!
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>>44055920
How new are you?
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>>44055905
>Nobody cares
>5 posts a second
>Mod sticky
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>>44055771
Fag
buy a mac and use safari like all real computer nerds
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STREAM DIED ITS OVER
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This event sure is special.
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>>44055959
Another hour
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FIRST FIRST FIRST
what the fuck was that?
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WONT YOU FOLLOW ME INTO THE JUNGLE
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>>44055943
>Yandex browser (Russian chrome) doesn't work...
Neither does Netscape on my 15 year old shitbox.
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WHAT HAPPENED IM FREKING OUT WHY DID IT GO AWA
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id habbeing :DDD
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>>44055958
>>44055959
See y'all next year
Drive safe
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ITS FUCKING NOTHING LMAO
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>>44055934
Yup sounded like tycho but with another fuckin song playing at the same time
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>You are strictly prohibited from making a copy or modification of, or from rebroadcasting or re-encoding, this broadcast without the prior written permission of Apple
>stream cuts to black
THEY KNOW
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>>44055959
>truck schedule
>truck
>iTruck confirmed
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WHERE IS THE FUCKING STREAM
THAT USTREAM IS JUST FAGGOTS SPECULATING WITH SHITTY MICS
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somebody fucked up
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>>44055936
every major apple event gets stickied how new are you
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>>44055933
RIP in peaces.
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>>44055951
he's saying we're nobodies. I say we find where he lives, fuck him in the ass all at once, and then show we're nobodies
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>>44055732
>can't even get a stream to work
PREMIUM AS FUCK
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Apparently owning a $1000 Macbook Pro isn't enough to Apple to watch this, you need an Apple TV.
Fucking assholes.
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FAILED TO RENDER FILE
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Has it actually started or are they playing music still
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IF YOU WANNA SCREAM YEAHHHH
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>>44055986
http://new.livestream.com/cnet/appleevent
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someone post of ustream or jtv wtf
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>this looping song
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>>44055862
>implying IBM haven't been using the term ``app'' since the 80s
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>>44055950
>outs your judaism
>"c-c-c-call him new!"
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Dat Interlacing
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>>44055964
it's 10 am in Cupertino
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Hi
Can somebody please tell me how I can watch this in firefox.
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OH GOD MAKE THIS FUCKING AUDIO STOP
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Does anyone have a stream that actually works?
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It's happening
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wait has it not started yet?
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As someone who works in broadcasting, this is painful to watch
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So,
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Keeps freezing
NICE ONE APPLE
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>tfw able to watch the stream natively from my iMac
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someone got a bingo for tonight? if not just post the bingo from last year so we can update it
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>>44056010
They've been sticking keynotes from Apple for years now. At least since 2008.
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Oh fuck I just remembered the new Masterchef episode is out
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>livestream is interlaced
get it together apple
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>>44056016
mpv on GNU/Linux master race
suck it mactards
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jesus it's 2014 and we can't get a single fucking working stream?
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>dat interlacing
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Is the streaming stopping or is the audio just freeze looping?
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>>44056016
source keeps going down, and all other streams are based on that
so nope
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fuck apple
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>>44056021
>Anonymous 09/09/14(Tue)19:03:55 No.44056021 ?
Give us a stream link pls
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its over, it was cancelled
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>>44055900
Mpc failed to render the file
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mines stuck
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Here's a way to watch without OSX, but you have to install [spoiler]VLC[/spoiler]
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>Apple copying Ok Go music video
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>>44056016
buy a mac and use safari
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That chinese
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STREAM LINK FAGGOTS
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>>44056015
MUH EARS. THE BLOOD.
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>Still on the colourbars
C'mon Apple
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>>44056033
mpv is cross-platform, you dumb ape
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>4 minute delay
wow apple way to drop the ball
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Woud you really buy something from a company that can't keep their streams up?
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I hear Chinese? Japanese?
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I saw most of that video
They had 3D visual cues.
Is apple going to do something with 3D? because they're morons if they are
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I'm stuck, why can't Apple break this barrier?
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Oh well. I'll listen to music for black people while waiting.
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Whats with the Mandarin voice-over?
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INNOOOOVASHUNNNN
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>>44056050
> spoiler
> g
OUT
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Just show a new iPad Mini so I can get rid of this shitty Macbook
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>translator
What the fuck
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This nigga speaking chinese
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>chinese translation
lel what the fuck i need a new stream link
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>>44056061
I know, but GNU/Linux just makes it that much better you assmad homovirgin
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>>44056050
Except that's actually what VLC is good at.
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>>44056016
http://paste2.org/zkeMbDGX
Open it in VLC or whatever media player you use.
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wtf is up with the chinese
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>>44055732
LINK FOR A STREAM THAT DOESN'T FEATURE FAGGOT RETARDS TALKING.
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>>44056050
THANK YOU FAGGOT FOR COPYING THE LINK
BETTER COPY THE FUCKING IMGAE
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>moonspeak on the Apple.com stream
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http://live.arstechnica.com/apples-september-9-2014-event/
Cock is on stage.
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>>44056050
post the link fgt
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>>44056072
It's Moonrunes for all the neckbeard wizards.
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that chinese woman translating, fuck this stream
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>>44056070
That album's for white fratboys
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>>44056029
You're such a fucking liar.
Show me a stickied keynote in the archive.
What's that?
Can't find one?
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why the fuck is there japanese words in the background
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What is going on here
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Apple can't into multiple audio streams.
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>>44056050
Thank you. The rest of us totally didn't know.
>VLC
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>>44056061
AND the dev uses OS X.
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Well stream is dead.
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>empty seats
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WHY IS MUSIC PLAYING WHAT THE FUCK
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>>44055732
this faggot shit is pinned? wtf..
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wtf is this Chinese voice over?
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apple already innovating
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why am I hearing chinese??
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>>44055771
>event to showcase their products to try to win customers
>need to be an applefag to watch to begin with
It's like they hate themselves
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Might as well go back to watch Sherlock.
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>that non-shit stream is Chinese
topkek
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We got any bingo's for this event?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRUCH SCHEDULE
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chink chunk chong chong
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>>44055771
nice font rendering faggot
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apple cannot into broadcasting lol
also interlaced video is pig disgusting and so are 3d references
made on a mac™
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>>44056081
>shitnux
>superior
kek, you autists are hilarious
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this and the music had 2 tracks playing at the same time....
did they hire a wedding video editor to stream this event
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>>44056050
>copying the image
>not copying the link
7/10 you motherfucker
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>not knowing chinese
plebs
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STREAM DIED
ITS OGRE
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>>44056050
Post the fucking link you chucklefuck.
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>>44056083
So what now.
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CRAWLIN BACK TO YOU
itunes brain streaming confirmed
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I can't stream the fucking thing god dammit MPC VLC neither is working for me
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>chinese translation
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>>44056048
mine is like that too, i think they just haven't started yet.
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>stream doesnt work oj ihpne
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I am not a TV Truck
What
The
Fuck
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>>44056080
i have the one from apple on my mac and i have it lel
stream just cut out
what the fuck>>44056087
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>>44056136
I got this too
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>>44056100
What a shame.
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Stream a kill.
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This stream is dildos
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ITS OGRE
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>modern apple
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>44056143
They have.
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So they want to show their awesome new stuff to the world. BUT they don't let you watch it unless you use safari?
This is retarded.
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FINALLY
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So what, they gonna remove the ability to copy and paste in iMovie? Maybe get rid of some fonts? Maybe get rid of multitouch?
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>JAP AUDIO
WHAT THE FUCK
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Why is there a chink speaking
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CMON APPLE, I THOUGHT EVERYTHING YOU MADE JUST WORKS
Why am I hearing Ching Ching chinese
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>I'm so awesome by association check out my asinine observations LOVE MEEEEEE
These fucking tweets are killing me. Hype level almost enough to reanimate Steve
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Fucking Mandarin... what the fuck Apple.
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>>44056050
>but you have to install [spoiler]VLC[/spoiler]
Jesus fuck you're retarded, fuck off to /a/ with your VLC is a le meme.
VLC is even made for streams you fucking retard.
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GUYS I CAN'T WATCH HELP PLS IT'S DOWN FOR ME
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they're fucking it up, haha
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>TV Truck schedule
what
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Is anyone else getting some weird freezing/looping + live foreign interpreters?
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>>44056123
>>44056143
TIM COOK IS ALREADY TAKING THE STAGE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRUCK SCHEDULE
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>>44056143
It has.
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I'm getting this error when i open it in VLC. wat do?
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ANYONE ELSE HEAR CHINESE AND JAPANESE ?
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IT"S BEGINNING!
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> Gookspeak over the conference.
Great.
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>The original iPhone set the bar.
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>>44055732
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>interesting
>this
top kek
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>>44056125
Better than OSX rendering, fagget.
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NO ITS IN CHHINESSESEEEE
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>Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH FAGGOTS!!!!
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And now there's no audio
how did they fuck up so hard, this isn't the first time they've done a stream
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>>44056171
Yes, everyone.
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>>44056179
yeah wtf
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>It just works
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this is the worst fucking stream I have ever fucking seen jesus christ
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>>44056163
same here
top kek
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>moonspeak in the background
wtf
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>Chin chong wong talking over it
What the FUCK
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>Apple in charge of streaming
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>>44056148
OH MY GOD THE HYPE
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Really Apple? You can't even stream a powerpoint properly?
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apple tv stream is fucked
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APPLE SHIT DOESN"T JUST WERK
THIS PROVES IT
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BIGGEST ADVANCEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF IPHONE Kreygasm
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iPhone stream is working but the stream link for Windows is not.
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>>44056169
So there's people just talking about apps they like
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>>44056187
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IT JUST WORKS
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that voice gives me a bonèr
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ALL IM SEEING IS TV TRUCK SCHEDULE
FUCK APPLE
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it just works.
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Links for VLC aren't working on my end.
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WHY THE FUCK IS SOME CUNT SPEAKING CHINESE
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i got truck schedule, refreshed, it works, and some niggas interpreting
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made a thread on /b/
>>>/b/567820449
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Guys
the chinese have taken over
run
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IT CHANGES COLOUR
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>>44056171
I am
Chinks speaking chinese.
AND THEY'RE ANNOUNCING THE NEW IPHONE right fucking now
FUCK
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>>44055810
Doesn't work for me.
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HOOOLY SHIT
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ITS A LUMIA
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ROFL CHINESE
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my stream is constantly stopping for 5 seconds and a chinese translator is voicing over everything he says
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Introducing iStream, perfect for when you want your streams not to work.
>Only from Apple
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My sides
Now it's nothing showing again
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NEW PHONE BITCHEs
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Cool it's the same as the leak.
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Is anyone going to stream the stream for us non-macfags?
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THE LAUGHING NEVER ENDS
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just use URLhelper and get the link damn it
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INNOVASHUN
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Shit Rice-speak in background
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Holy shit what is wrong with the stream, watching from an iPad and I keep getting the TV truck schedule and chineese translations
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>>44056221
Apple incharge of breaking streams.
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>>44056171
yes old loops, wrong audio
fucking shit
YES I MAD
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wow the leaks were right
cool i guess
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>>44056225
>page 6
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this appeared.
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>shit starts woriking, ignoring translator
>IPHONE ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO
>STREAMFUCKING JUMPS BACK
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SELL SELL SELL!!!
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>1gb ram is their biggest advancement
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>>44056208
how do you stream on iOS?
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>it cuts out mid iphone video to some breakbeat music
WHAT THE FUCK
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EWW IT LOOKS GAY
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APPLE IS GOING TO BURY GOOGLE AND ANDROID TODAY
RIP ANDROID 2010-2014
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>>44056226
All over guys! See you in 2 years!
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HOLY SHITTT
it has interchangeable colors
>iphone 6 plus
>>
Can't stream anything on windowz or android. Well i was thinking about buying a new apple product. Now i know that i don't want one.
Enjoy your secret club faggots.
>>
>>44056155
It's fucking jumping back and forth
>>
>>44056225
Ahem. Source?
>>
I can only watch a 10sec loop. help
>>
Just curious... how long can Apple go on and on with the same tired lines like "This is the biggest advancement ever....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gets real fucking boring
>>
STREAM IS LOOPING WHAT THE FUCK
>>
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>iPhone 6 & iPhone 6 Plus
ayy lmao
>>
>>44056050
toplel, its the same as the other link with the chinese voiceover
hes just browsing 4chan with us
>>
THE FUCKING SCREEN IS STUCK JUST AS THEY'RE UNVEILING IT WHAT THE LIVING FUCK
>>
>>44056254
wow that was quick damn /b/ moves way too fast these days
I remember it would last at least a good minute
>>
>Smooth edges
TOP KEK APPLE THROWS AWAY THE ONLY THING THAT'S EVER BEEN GOOD ABOUT THEIR TOY PHONES, DESIGN
>>
ITS HAPPENING
>>
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It's over, bye guys.
>>44056263
Go to apple.com
>>
Why the fuck does mine have a chinese girl narating everything?
And did it just crash?
Fuck this stream.
>>
>>44056255
Me too, and I'm using fucking safari on an iMac.
Fuck this gay company.
>>
>Plus
dafuq
>>
>chinese dub
FUCK
THIS
LINK
>>
>>44056281
OY VEY
>>
this stream is so fucking shit
>>
>SHILLER
>>
man this stream is sheeeeeeeeeeet
>>
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INNOVASHOOONN
>>
>>44056263
safari
>>
stream is pretty bad. im out.
>>
You know, I think that Chinese stream was only there for one single person in China to then re-distribute it. By sharing the link, we effectively DDoSed it.
Good job.
>>
>>44056278
But it keeps happening
>>
fucking chink lady is annoying
>>
APPLE ENCODES CHINESE IN THE STREAM
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
>>44056263
the stream is fucked anyway
>>
Raised camera? dropped
>>
The best iPhone they ever made... wow
>>
I got my old MacBook Pro out to watch the stream and it fucking doesn't work Jeebus
>>
Yeah, I'm seeing things differently because your stream is shit you cunts
>>
INTO THE JUNGLE
>>
Aww yeah, time to practice my chinese
>>
WTF it's starting over for me now?
>>
INCREDIBLY UNIQUE
>>
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>>44055732
WILL THE FUCKING CHINESE WOMAN SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE.
>>
>yfw the chink is brainwashing you so you buy their shit
>>
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>dat lens bump
>>
>glass front
>curved sides
>2 sizes
>retina HD
HOLYYYYYYY FUCKKKKKKK GUYSSSSSS
>>
Did apple just revolutionise the watch industry?
>>
WHY ARE APPLE INCAPABLE OF A FUCKING LIVE STREAM WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Why the fuck is there a Chinese translator talking on live stream? Fucking all I hear is iphone blah blah blah, then ching chong ling long ting tong
>>
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>RetinaHD displays
>>
>chinese
WHY?
>>
Seriously they only just released the 5S and 5C.
Why do we need a 6 already?
>>
>retina HD
buhahahahahahhhaaa
>>
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Man, they broke everything.
>>
>>44056299
That's pretty ugly.
>>
>retina hd
>>
>Retina HD
>>
RETINA HD DISPLAY
RETINA HD DISPLAY
V
>>
>interlaced video
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>44056303
The official page showed it too
At this rate I will just watch the video later
>>
How to shut the chink up?
>>
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Can A faggot could provide a proper stream link?
>>
ANDROID GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS FUCKING CHINK SPEAK OVER HIM.
I AM NOT A CHINK.
I DO NOT SPEAK CHINK.
GOD DAMMIT, SNAPPLE INCORPORATED.
>>
they didn't have these problems when WDCC happened
>>
iPhone 5S looks a lot better, looks like Apple has peaked.
>>
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andddd were back at the truck
>>
the chinese is fucking maddening
>>
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RETINA HD RETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HDRETINA HD
>>
Oh great, its a Nokia Lumia.
>>
THEY'RE A LOT BIGGER
>>
This is by far the worst live stream Iv'e ever seen. Can't maintain connection, bizarre cuts away to other footage. This is terrible. it's the 90s again.
>>
WHERE THE FUCK IS FILL SHILLER
>>
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SELL SELL SELL
HOLY CRAP GET THE FUCK OUT OF APPL BEFORE THE OTHERS REALIZE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
>>
Raised camera? The fuck you thinking Apple?
Anyone else have no sound?
>>
new iphone so kawaii ^^
>>
>RETINA HD
THIS IS IT! SAMSUNG IS FINISHED!
>>
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t-thanks
>>
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>>44056101
http://rbt.asia/g/thread/S37518648
Here's last year's sticky. At least lurk before you start acting like you know shit.
>>
retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD retina HHHDDD
>>
PING LONG DING DACHING HIN DA BUKKA DA YAU XING PONG DONG
>>
>>44055732
STREAM CONNECTION ON MAH IPOD. IN YOUR FUCKING FACES.
>>
5.5 INCH IPHONE YES
>>
>It's curved again
WHY
>>
>>44055732
>
Sorry, your browser doesn’t support our live video stream.
But you can follow the live blog below.
>>
It is litteraly a Samsung phone
>>
5.5!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>
>>44056303
Wrong. I'm on the Apple.com stream.
>>
>>44055732
ive seen faggots on twitch with better working livestreams
>>
>1920x1080
APPLE BTFO HAHAHAHAHA
>>
I'm watching this shit on a virtual machine and wtf. Just wtf.
INNOVATION: Chink voice overs!
>>
>>44056358
Gotta appeal to one of their largest markets. Chinks love Apple after all.
>>
>dat nipponese
>dat end screen appearing
>dat truck schedule
I'm dying here
>>
This shit doesn't work
>>
>>44055732
I have just heard "we call them retina hd" 4x in a row.. is this the new Reality Distortion Field in effect?
scratch that... 6 times now.
>>
1080p
welcome to 2003
>>
POST A FUCKING STREAM GODDAMN IT.
>>
Yes yes it's a fucking slate, can we get to the thing that says tick tock?
>>
WHY AM I HEARING CHINESE DID I GET HACKED OR SOMETHING?!?!?!??!
>>
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RETINA HD
HOW WILL ANDROID COMPETE
>>
now im getting the chink stream what is this
>>
Apple is announcing that they're going out of business and iOS and OSX is going FOSS
>>
It is A LOT bigger, just like my cock right now.
>>
Is that a long-cat ?
>>
1334x750
FUCK
>>
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RETINA
H
D
>>
1920x1080 HYPE
>>
>refresh the page
>ACCESS DENIED
>>
Jesus fuck this is horrible
>>
A MILLLIIIONNN PPPIIIXXXEELLLSS
>>
>1080p
OH MY GOD ANDROID BLOWN THE FUCK OUT SIMPLY REVOLUTIONARY
>>
kek 1080p
>>
Have safari, watching on iMac - stream isn't working.
Fucking apple it's like you're not even trying to convince me I don't buy shit machines
>>
Stream doesn't work fuck
>>
worst stream of all time
im out
>>
That design is like some shit chink phone
>>
>apple in charge of streams
>>
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WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>44056417
FOR YOU
>>
pretty happy they went with 1080. 1440 is a waste of recources
>>
>1080p
What the fuck? You would think that it would have a 2k display
>>
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1080P DISPLAY, THANK YOU APPLE
2 MILLION PIXELS
>>
Does this mean all iPhone apps have to be manually updated to support the new screen sizes? Or can iOS into scaling now?
>>
1080 1920
noice
>>
>>44056413
By building phones that don't die halfway through the day
>>
>Contrast is higher, blacks are darker, viewing angles are broader.
>>
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>>44056371
>doesn't know buy on rumor, sell on news
>>
Why is the larger phone thicker
>>
>>44056432
>Apple in charge of cloud services.
>>
>>44056405
THEY'RE NEW IN EVERY WAY
THEY'RE NEW IN EVERY WAY
THEY'RE NEW IN EVERY WAY
THEY'RE NEW IN EVERY WAY
aggggh make it stop
>>
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Muh pixels
>>
>1080p
>New
hahahahahahahahahaha
>>
1334x750
ROFL
>>
boy has steve jobs got fat
>>
It keeps fucking repeating, a lot bigger.
5.5 inches
Packed with pixels
What the fuck fuck fuck fuck.
>>
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INCREDIBLE INNOVASHUNS
>>
This is a fucking trainwreck.
I am embarrassed to be a customer.
They've fucked up the easiest shit to pull off ever.
13 year olds who live with their moms can set up fucking livestream.
>>
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my ipad 2 cant handle the stream lel
im glad steve jobs killed himself
>>
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>1 million pixels omagawd
>>
OVER 2 MILLION PIXELS
>>
this stream is the worst thing ever. either its looping that stupid commercial, it's muted, or it's being live dubbed in chinese. wtf
>>
>>44056149
mine works...lol eat dick apple sucks
>>
man this gook speak is getting annoying.
>>
>>44056417
can i suck it
>>
MOAR P{IXELLSLLDLLSL
>>
The new phone design looks so ugly, what the fuck.
It looks like a HTC phone now. It sure has come to a full circle.
>>
This is disgraceful, I was so excited for this. What the fuck is this moonspeak bullshit apple?
>>
>in the center is the iPhone 6, and on the right is the iPhone 6
>>
So exactly what was leaked. Meh.
>>
MORE TEXTS ON YOUR SCREEN
>>
>>44056443
>iOS into scaling now?
iOS could into scaling ever since they released the first different size idevice.
>>
my audio cut out what the shit is this
>>
A WINGA CHONGA CHU CHONA CHICKEN AND RICE A WINGA CHONGA CHU CHONA CHICKEN AND RICE A WINGA CHONGA CHU CHONA CHICKEN AND RICE
>>
>>44056452
it's thinner retard
>>
>>44055771
Yeah, I had to switch over to Safari, pretty annoying
>>
>the displays are packed with pixels
>mfw
>>
WHY ARE PEOPLE CLAPPING WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE NEW FEATURES?
>>
CHING CHONG PING PONG
YOU WILL BUY THIS PHONG
FUCK YOU STREAM
>>
WOW NOW FEATURING A REVOLUTIONARY BIG SCREEN. WITH LANDSCAPE VIEWS!!!!
>>
>We Android now
>>
>>44056393
got a link, LOL
>>
PIXELS
>>
Now with 50% more Weather and Stocks
Wow, such innovations!
>>
>>44056464
Not when 100 million people are watching your stream at the exact same time
>>
>two up
seriously bore android apps need to do this tho
>>
OH MAH GAWD LOOK AT DAT KEYBOARD IN LANDCSAEP
OH MAH GAWD LANDSCAPE HOME SCREEN AIOSDJAIDJSD
>>
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this is turning more possibly every year,
Apple longphone 2014
>>
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HAHAHA HOLY SHIT ONLY 401 ppi
fuck my sides
So much innovashun
>>
LITERALLY COPYING ANDROID
FUCKING LOL
>>
>>44056450
>1334x750
>INNOVASHIM
>>
So much Chinese, can't hear the white man without Ching Chang chong
>>
>>44056489
It's thicker than the smaller larger phone
>>
is this two up shit on the 4.7?
>>
Finally, a big phone that isn't infected with Android.
>>
Does Apple not realize they're delivering the chinese stream to everyone?
This will result in some hilarious pr.
>>
lmao features android has had for years apple btfo
>>
I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm glad Android is finally dead.
>>
Wow thanks apple
>>
>WE WANT THE CHING CHONG JACKIE CHAN MARKET
FUUUUCK YOU COMMIES
>>
>none of the streams work
welp.
>>
Why are people clapping? This is the most basic shit.
>>
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>this stream
>>
So....
>WE GALAXY NOW
...?
This looks like a galaxy 4.
>>
HORIZONTAL SCREENS CONFIRMED
ITS HAPPENING
>>
>>44056437
You're not the only one, also Chinese voiceover and random audio dropouts
>>
>Horizontal mode is a new feature
SAGUA APPLE
>>
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LANDSCAPE MODE
HORY SHIIT
>>
>>44056514
You mean like Android copied iOS?
>>
I thinik they fixed they keyboard, i saw android like suggestions above the kjeys
>>
>>44056497
Its the USA
They clap at every. Fucking. Thing.
>>
>>44056417
As long as steve was alive, they never went beyond their standard size.
Now they buy into every cliche in the market.
It wont take years for apple to turn to shit.
>>
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>full hd 5.5'' display
>>
this stream is diabolical
>>
>Horizontal home screen
FUCKING DROPPED
>>
>>44056497
>America
>>
Fuck.
>>
ACCESS DENIED
ACCESS DENIED
ACCESS DENIED
>>
>>44056378
It's not stickied, you stupid fuck.
It's last year's thread.
>b-but, my poopooshooped pichur
You didn't even get the spacing right, you stupid fuck.
>>
>>44056514
no surprise, apples innovation died with steve jobs
>>
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>Everyone is kicked out of stream ITT.
>Stream suddenly gets 10x better
>>
>>44055732
how bout nope
>>
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>1GB OF RAM
>1GB OF RAM
>1GB OF RAM
>1GB OF RAM
>>
Did they fuck up?
>>
>>44056376
They kicked me too ;'(
>>
>>44056483
The iPad? If I remember correctly, iPhone apps couldn't work with it and when the iPhone 5 came out, apps had to be rewritten to support the new 4" screen size.
>>
How bad is the backlash going to be when people start complaining big time about their stream being fucked by this chink speak
>>
Fucking hell Apple good lord this is just fucking stupid. How can they fuck up their stream so hardcore? I was ready for disappointment but damn, that's a new level
>>
Twitch please buy and fix Apple.
>>
I wanted an iPhone but this sales bullshit is just awful
>>
>>44056538
And listen to those tools clapping.
>>
ACCESS DENIED STREAM IS DOWN
>I was sick of the ching chong dubbing anyway
>>
fucking stream is spazzing out
>>
>>44056528
you just have to keep refreshing. it eventually works
>>
>>44055908
Was getting this on the offical page, now I get an Access Denied error.
What the fuck, Apple?
>>
>>44056557
Yeah and I hacked in all those posts referencing the thread being a sticky, right?
>>
>>44056554
THIS, HOW ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING IT? USING MACS AMIRITE? :^O
>>
WORKING STREAM
WORKING STREAM
WORKING STREAM
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
WORKING STREAM
WORKING STREAM
WORKING STREAM
>>
GIVE US A STREAM YOU COCKS
>>
1.3 MILLION JEWS
>>
1.3 GORILLIAN APPLICATIONS
YES
>>
>>44056571
Or no fucking stream at all
>>
why the fuck is there chinese playing on the American Apple site?
>>
Apple cannot stream 4 shit
>>
Stream is a disaster, watching it on my Apple TV. Keeps dropping and then restarting at random times. Ching Chong speak all the way through too. What the fuck are they doing?
>>
"WOW YOU CAN TURN IT SIDEWAYS NOW!"
>>
worst stream ever
>>
What if I'm not a woman. How will I hold it? My GS3 is already a bit thin.
>>
the fuck is this
>>
Is Google the only company that knows how to live stream?
This is embarrassing.
>>
it just werks
>>
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HORIZONTAL HOME SCREEN
1GB OF RAM
RETINA HD DISPLAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
FUCK it started over again WHY??
>>
PLS RESSURECT JOBS
>>
IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED
IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED
IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED
IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED
IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED
IPHONE IS A SMALL IPAD NOW
GET HYPED
>>
Why dont they use p2p so that stream will be better?
>>
>>44056053
I'm on Mavericks using Safari, I get an Access Denied page. All my other sites work fine.
>>
THEY JUST WERK
>>
>>44056563
Really? My year old Nexus 4 has 2 gig already.
>>
>It all just werks
>>
>>44056554
It's fucking up on my iPhone, too. It's the same stream from the apple's own site with the shitty translation in the background. Goddamn this fucking lag...
>>
Goo jab
>>
>>44056584
not anymore
>>
>They just work!
>>
>by far the best iphone we ever made
Oh boy here we go again
>>
>all these peasants who can't watch the stream
Buy an apple computer, you fucking poorfag.
>>
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THEY JUST WERK
>>
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>>44056591
>>
does anyone have the stream?
>>
Why wont the ching chong girl shut up
>>
>IF YOU DOUBLE TAP THE HOME BUTTON THE WHOLE IMAGE COMES HALFWAY DOWN
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SICKENING ME
>>
IT
JUST
WORKS
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>
>>44056584
im not clicking that shit nigga
>>
>Landscape for phone
>inb4 Android suddenly makes phone screen rotation
I guess that's what it takes now days.
>>
Apple is basically a Chinese company now.
>>
>CNN APP
IT ALL JUST WERKS
>>
>>44056584
THANK YOU BASED ANON
>>
>>44056601
Apple used to do it well, but it looks like they are using some different shit this time
>>
what the fuck it doesn't even show more content on the CNN screenshot, it's just bigger
haha oh wow
>>
>>44056584
>http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
>working
>not working at all
>>
>>44056615
Buy a new one then. Maybe it will work on that. Quickly or you'll miss it.
>>
DESKTOP CLASS SOFTWARE ON YOUR PHONE
IT JEST WERKS
>>
>>44056584
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING
HIGH PITCHED TICKS
DON'T CLICK YOU WILL BE INDOCTRINATED
>>
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>>44056563
>Apple
>>
>>44056578
Not for me, I'm on my slow iPod 4g and since they've ruined it with updates safari crashes the second it loads.
>>
>>44056507
You really think that many people are still watching?
Wait a second, do you think that a large number of people watching is going to cause any of the shit that's going on? Doubled over tracks? Blocking safari users that it mis-ID'd as pirates?
Not allowing people who aren't mac users to be sold on a product?
Why would you advertise a product to people who are going to buy it anyways?
>>
>>44056469
Wow he had a pretty bad day.
>>
HAHAH IOS FINALLY GOT PROPER SCALING
Fuckin apple
>>
IT JUST WERKS guys, give us money please.
>>
>>44056595
It's magical, faggot
>>
>>44056629
I wish their fucking stream would Just Work.
>>
>>44056471
mine worked for a while and it now frozen, audio playing on a loop
>>
TWO BILLION TRANSISTORS
>>
IT
JUST
WERKZ
>>
>>44056595
All the important people are watching it on CNBC. They don't give a fuck about the stream.
>>
>>44056584
Needs Adobe Flash.
Trash.
>>
>>44056595
Bravo Steve
>>
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>>44056636
>>
>>44056629
>Stream open in MPC-HC
>Stream open in Safari on OSX
>Stream in Safari is frozen
topkek
>>
>announcing new phones seven minutes into the presentation
>>
>sticky
>mods = fags
>>
>>44056441
But, with bigger scream, that ppi is still considered "retina"? I think not.
>>
TSMC CONFIRMED
TSMC CONFIRMED
>>
>>44056638
You mean how they already do?
>>
muh best phones ever made
(1 year from now)
NOW THESE are the best phones ever made
>>
HOLY SHIT NO BLACK BARS IT JUST WORKS HOLY SHIT DESKTOP SCALER
>>
Did they just restart the stream?
>>
>>44056583
It's broken on Macs too.
>>
God fuckign dammit I just want to watch the stream
>>
But chinkphones have had 2560x1440 for at least half a year now.
>>
2 BILLION TRANSISTORS
ITS
JUST
MORE
>>
>>44056680
it's retina HD. lel
>>
>>44056684
wat
>>
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO HEAR CHINESE FUCK THIS SHIT, STREAM IS LAGGING, I CANT HEAR SHIT, MY FEET HURT, FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT STREAM STOPS AND PLAYS ADS RANDOMLY FUCK YOU .
>>
>>44056584
sounds like someone is fapping in the background, dude is just clicking buttons but stream is not working
>apple
>>
>>44056636
WHERE MY APPLE BINGO CARDS AT?!?
>>
>up to 25% faster CPU
LOL, can't say that I'm surprised tbh
>>
2 million transistors!!!!!!
>>
50x faster than a 2006 device?
SOLD
>>
2 BILLION IS MORE THAN 1 BILLION
BASED APPLE LAYING DOWN SOME TRUTH
>>
Jobs is rolling in his grave
>>
Can somebody please beat the shit out of the chink bitch and shut her up
>>
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3MB, 480x272px
>tfw stuck with shitty Android phone with camera that doesnt work
>cant renew until next year
>>
reddit live
https://www.reddit.com/live/tjm08vw836vc
https://www.reddit.com/live/tjm08vw836vc
https://www.reddit.com/live/tjm08vw836vc
>>
>>44056662
20 fucking minutes in, I have the stream open on my MacBook Pro. With Safari. And it just doesn't fucking work. FUCK.
>>
ACCESS DENIED
>>
>>44056689
>make better phones
>claim they're better than our old phones
hurr
>>
2 billion transistors!!!!!!! !
>>
3 fucking streams and every single one of them is broken. what the actual fuck apple?
>>
>>44056689
But but, innovashun
>>
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Apple just killed itself
SELL
SELL
SELL
>>
http://www.engadget.com/2014/09/09/apple-iphone-event-2014/#!post=69428
engadget liveblog
>>
> 50 times faster, guys!
> Literally just added two more cores to the A7
>>
This stream is so shitty. At least the I/O stream didn't drop out every three minutes.
>>
>best phone ever made
>>
>>44056705
nice
>>
WHY AM I HEARING CHINESE?
>>
>>44056691
they restarted it 200 times already. for me it keeps glitching all over the place.
also chinese.
>>
stream back to kill on OS X w/ Safari
>>
>>44056584
That fucking gook keeps screwing with the stream
>>
>>44056702
20nm.
Samsung skipped 20nm for 14nm with GloFo.
>>
HOLY SHIT A8 HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT 20NM HOLY SHIT GREAT PERFORMANCE 25$ BETTER 50% GRAPHICS HOLY SHIT EVERY YEAR ITS BETTER HOLY SHIT 50X
>>
>>44056638
i swear to god i could go into landscape with a launcher on android years bac. what the hell is happening?
captcha and i shit you not: apocalyptic andtacb
>>
Pls help
>>
IT JUST TWERKS
>>
>>44056716
this
>>
>>44056673
>ps4
>>
>>44056673
fucking australians
>>
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top kek
>>
>>44056745
>for free
>>
No OpenGL?
THANK YOU BASED APPLE
>>
>>44056670
This.
I'm from /biz/, I don't give a fuck about the minor details. CNBC is telling me every five minutes what Cook does.
>>
>>44056718
>iphone launch event.webm
>>
stop with gore pls I ma eatnig
>>
This is amazing. It's more than just a phone.
I wish you fags could see this right now. Wow.
>>
>>44056647
>>44056706
4chan crashed it, it was working before.
>>
top kek
>>
GAMES WITH METAL
METAAALL
>>
OH BOY VIDYA GAEMS ON MY IPHONE
>>
Shit 403'd
>>
>>44056569
Nah, they'd work. You had the option of just bicubic scaling the entire thing, or running it at it's own resolution. That said, if you used auto layouts like you should, all it took was a recompile to make it work at native res on an ipad.
>>
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anyone else getting some random commercial in a white room with Scottish music in the background?
>>
did the stream just start over for anyone else? ishit safari here.
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>CAN'T EVEN WATCH ON IPAD
FUCKING NICE JOB THERE APPLE
>>
>it jus werks
WTB A WORKING STREAM FROM CRAPPLE
at least samsung can stream
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>tfw my dick is still longer than the iphone
>>
>super evil megacorp
lmao
>>
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>>44056727
WOW. IT'S FUCKING NOTHING!
>>
NICE FUCKIN STREAM APPLE
IT JUST WERKS
>>
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so according to this graph the early iphones had nearly no performance increase
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>this iPhone is WAY more powerful than the original
NO FUCKING SHIT HOW ABOUT YOU COMPARE IT TO THE 5 YOU FUCKS
>>
They've just fit the entire of last year's unveil into the first 10 minutes. Wow, what's next? This is good
They've just fit the entire of last year's unveil into the first 10 minutes. Wow, what's next? This is good
They've just fit the entire of last year's unveil into the first 10 minutes. Wow, what's next? This is good
They've just fit the entire of last year's unveil into the first 10 minutes. Wow, what's next? This is good
>>
crappy demos now for 30 minutes
>>
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HOLY SHIT APPLE JUST CONFIRMED THAT EVERY PHONE WILL COME WITH A DRAGON DILDO FOR FREE
>>
FUCK YOU APPLE FUCK YOUR STREAMS!
>>
>>44056760
lelelelAccess Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://www.apple.com/live/2014-sept-event/" on this server.
Reference #18.6e341602.1410283230.1441845c
>>
Apple is fucking finished.
>>
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ACCESS DENIED
TRUCH SCHEDULE
ACCESS DENIED
TRUCK FUCKING SCHEDULE
>>
>>44056783
they did
>>
SUPER EDGY MEGACRAP
>>
>not even people that paid 3000$ for their shitMac can even watch the stream properly
hahaha
>>
This fucking stream. If Steve was still alive someone would be getting fucking fired.
>>
>>44056760
I sure hope the new iPhone from Apple has better performance than whatever they used for this stream.
>>
How can a company worth hundreds of billions of dollars fuck up something as simple as a stream?
>>
is there some motherfucking translation going on? jesus christ fuck piss
>>
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>Their name is a reason to bring them on the stage alone.
Please Apple
>>
>>44056774
SAMSUNG'S STREAM MADE ME WANT TO CRY ONLY WORKS BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT APPLE 4EVER FUCK YOU
>>
> Apple finally has a quad core phone
Only took you two years.
>>
>>44056767
YES AND I ALSO HAVE A FUCKING RANDOM CHINAGIRL TALKING OVER.
>>
AHAHA THAT FUCKING GUY
AND HIS SCARF
>>
>MOBA
LELELELELELELELELLELELELELELELELLELELLEEEELELELLELLLEELLELLELELELEEOPELEOELOELOELEOELOELEOLEEOELLLOOLOLOLLOLOOOOLLLLLL
>>
People watching this on real macs or appletv,
Is there a chink voiceover for you guys as well?
>>
>>44056768
>>44056767
just keep refreshing until it works
>>
>>44056751
Don't reply to attention whores.
>>
>>44056795
>applelogo.jpg
>>
A fucking MOBA, lel
>>
>Super Evil Megacorp
oh wow
>>
>posted stream link has chinese audio
>fuck it ill boot into osx and use safari on there
>official stream also has chinese voice
fucking lol
>>
we vaporwave now
>>
>Super Evil Megacorp
>>
Glad to hear the phone works
Unlike their shitty livestream
>>
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My god how embarassing
>>
gaymen
>>
>>44056771
WOW A DEVICE RELEASED IN 2014 IS BETTER THAN ONE RELEASED IN 2007
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>44056743
Yeah, and it was annoying as fuck. I don't know why people are freaking out over this, it's been done before and it's annoying
>>
Why would you want to write to the IHS and not the CPU dies?
:^)
>>
ddos comin
>>
Stream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you appleStream keeps dying ever 10 sec. Fuck you apple
>>
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APPLE CONFIRMED FURFAGS
>>
SELL
SELL
SELL
IT'S AN APPL BLOWOUT!
The spam-filter is trying to ban me.
>>
ASSFAGGOTS
OH MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
DANCING ONIONS CONFIRMED
>>
>>44056043
it's literally on the title bar of his vlc
>>
THOSE GRAPHICS
NEXT GEN IS HERE
WOAH......
>>
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It just works.
>>
Dota on a fucking iPhone. What the fuck.
>>
WHY NO VIRTUAL REALITY HEADSET FOR IPHONE????????
>>
>>44056718
my cum isn't that white :(
>>
Are they getting DDoSed or is it just all the extra fashion guys they invited to watch? I haven't seen anything like this since every single Microsoft keynote.
>>
FUCKING
MOBA
GAMES
Really?
>>
YES I AM ACTING
>>
>ASSFAGGOTS on mobile
Double dose of cancer.
>>
>>44056718
You are not allowed to buy a new phone?
>>
WE E3 NOW!!!!!!!!!1
>>
>iPhone MOBAs
LOL
>>
>>44056816
Yep. I will be selling my Mac tomorrow.
>>
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open it with pig disgusting vlc you fucks.
i can't post the link because it thinks it's spam.
>>
I wonder if Apple is aware how bad the stream is.
>>
>>44056830
>that exponential curve slowing down
lel
>>
>>44056659
>what is pump in dump, alex.
>>
>>44056718
Damn that's hot.
No homo.
>>
EVIL GAME ENGINES CONFIRMED FOR METAL
>>
>Oh and they like to disco
Literally fucking no one laughed
>>
all that boiling aluminium caused trying to stream this
>>
>MOBA is the most popular in the world.
Wait until /v/ hears that
>>
>>44056816
Yeah, same for everyone
This is gonna be embarrassing for Apple
>>
Access Denied.
>You don't have permission to access "http://www.apple.com" on this server.
>>
>>44055862
A while ago I found a smallish blog on Facebook, they had one of those profile + cover pictures that lines up, this was all over the comments.
>>
when will mobas die
>>
I thought /g/ doesn't care about Apple.
>>
>>44056785
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM THIS IS ABOUT MORE THAN IPHONE IWATCH CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT
>>
did apple just anounce dominion
>>
MOBA FOR IPHONE
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
hHAHAHHAHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>
>>44056771
dat linear improvement since iphone 4s
>>
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My iPhone 5 doesn't have the performance for this advanced stream technology.
>>
Lol,
>Faildroid clone manufacturers force their literal shit out ahead of Apple
>Get mild interest at best
>Completely overshadowed by rumors of what Apple will announce
>Apple actually start to say something
>Droidfags blown the fuck out
Android is done, case closed, end of story, no sense in arguing (you'll just show yourself as being a glutton for lag and fragmentation).
>>
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WHAT A FAGGOT
>>
60FPS
RIP xbone
>>
APPLE REVOLUTIONIZED BROKEN STREAMS !!!! TAKE THAT SAMSUNG EVILS!
>>
WORLD CLASS COMPETITIVE GAME
>>
>World class competetive gaming.
>>
>bringing some shovelware game developer on stage
i think apple might be turning into microsoft with these cringey conferences lately. this is as bad as xbox at e3.
>>
>>44056453
>naked starlets
Thank you based Apple
>>
COMPETITIVE GAMING ON IOS?
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
nice scarf, hair man
>>
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>>44056830
>>
https://www.google.com/finance?q=apple&ei=zTYPVKHoO4KuqAHcsIGQAQ
LOL
>>
>>44056878
When LoL and Dota die aka never
>>
>Watching stream on iPhone because it doesn't allow Windows for some reason
>Detects that my IP is Canadian
>Automatically assigns Mandarin Chinese voiceover
Okay.
Also, who the hell cares about gaming? Tell us about battery longevity and the cameras.
>>
>Kraken
It's a fucking turtle
>>
WHO'S THIS PURPLE FAGGOT, IS HE A TRANNY?
>>
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY WITH THE SCARF
>>
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CLONE HAHA
>>
NI HAO
>>
Now we just need a video of a crippled boy atop a mountain on the outskirts of San Francisco playing this shit tier MOBA
>>
>MOBAs are the most popular genre in the world.
Fuck this
>>
Why doesn't any streams work?
Why is there a conference?
Why does /g/ care about apple?
Why Why Why
>>
WHY IS THERE A CHINESE WOMAN ON THE OFFICIAL APPLE STREAM.
FUCK OFF CHINA, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
>>
SixFiveOttermode (ID: !!yg9TZS9uzW2)
2014-09-09 13:23:22
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maximum lel
>>
>>44056890
mods = gods
>>
>>44056890
Hi mod are you enjoying the stream?
>>
IM ON A MACBOOK USING SAFARI AND THE STREAM IS STILL FUCKING SHIT FROM THE APPLE SITE
GOOD
FUCKING
JOB
JOBS
>>
>>44056855
Maybe they'll get off the PC now.
League is dead, DotA is dead.
>>
>>44056890
>mods posting
>>
>'best screen of any smartphone'
>mfw its 1080p
>mfw the lg g3 has a 4k resolution
Apple is already false advertising, joy.
>>
?PipeBomb? - /pol/&# (ID: !GRG1IWogTk)
2014-09-09 13:23:30
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I'll probably end up buying it
>>
MOBA :')
wow, epic!
>>
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>>44056718
I don't I could find this hot even if I was gay, this shit is like a fucking comedy skit, I cannot stop laughing
>>
>>44056862
That worked for me on winblows.
even quicktime didn't want to open it
>>
FUCK YOU CHINKS
>>
>Stuck with watching Apple-approved live blogging slides with grade school level PR praising.
>>
>PLAYING PEDO
>>
MASSIVE MONSTER CONFIRMED
IBM GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT HOLY SHIT
>>
Fuckin' minotaur feeding other team
>>
>>44056883
How did you convert the stream to .webm?
>>
>>44056863
Lol who will tell the execs? probs no one they will all be busy in their own world and not care
>>
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>>44056771
TECHNOLOGY PROGRESSES
FLIPPITY FUCKING CHRIST NO WAY
>>
>>44056890
Look at this guy with his purple name, somebody wants attention.
>>
>>44056923
>tfw 50x != 50%
>>
HARDCORE GAYMEN
>>
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>>44055943
Feels good to be macfag.
>>
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>Hardcore gaming
>>
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SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>
WE /v/ NOW
>>
>Apple
>ASSFAGGOTS
why am I not surprised
>>
>push mob to win
>>
>>44056863
Probably. Later they'll issue an apology. lol
>>
>>44056929
>>mfw the lg g3 has a 4k resolution
It has a 1440p resolution
>>
they just had one job
>>
Hardcoar gayming
>>
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avrg
>>
i just managed to watch for a few seconds
how i did it:
mbp
safari
getting the truck schedule screen
>refresh
still ttruck schedule screen
>refresh
access denied
>refresh
black screen lel
>refresh
access denied
(refresh uncountable times more)
-> get to watch a few seconds
whooohooo
>>
>Whoa. The iPhone 6 is up to 50% faster than the original iPhone. #AppleEvent
Man they're even fucking up the tweets they post on their site
>>
>>44056923
Oh god
>>
Jesus Christ, it's a MOBA, demoed at a keynote from Apple.
>>
>purple shirt faggot with scarf
why is this necessary
>>
>>44056940
>Posting Gore to troll.
1/10 Keep trying
>>
GG TOMMIE-CHAN
>>
>playing a MOBA
>playing a no name MOBA with stock sound effects on an iphone
Are apple completely insane?
>>
>>44056890
FUCK YOU
>he does it for free
SHOULDN'T YOUR HOT POCKETS BE READY?
>>
>>44056954
enjoy that chinese translator
>>
TIM COOK IS FAT AS FUCK, JESUS CHRIST
>>
>>44056879
It's fun to laugh. There's a fucking MOBA on stage...
>>
LOL DIS FAGGOT
>>
How have they not pulled the mic on that chinese bitch?!?!?!
>>
Wtf that looked like shit, dead trigger 2 looks 10 x as good on my phone
>>
>>44056923
LMAO.
>>
>>44056865
wtf i know there is a lot of apple hate, but this is ridiculous.
>>
gg no re
>>
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGFGOMFGOFGMPFKSNO;GRFAQ
KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN KRAKEN
>>
>Chinese leaking the phones
>Chinese voice over the presentation
Why not let the Chinks do the presentation as well
>>
>>44056923
Now with 50% more Kraken.
I love fisting and nailing.
>>
GAME ISN'T BAD.
GAME ISN'T GOOD.
>>
>>44056890
hue
>>
>>44056890
THIS IS ME GIVING YOU ATTENTION. THANKS FOR POSTING YOUR AMAZING INSIGHT
>>
Is the iPhone 6 more powerful than the Wii U?
>>
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>you won. good game Tommy
>>
> Can't manage creeps
> no ADC
Midlane only a few feet away from the flanks
What a bunch of plebs.
>>
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It just freezes at a picture then works for 2 seconds then freezes again.
And I'm using Safari just like the fuckers said.
Fuck you.
>>
>upped screen size
>landscape mode
>upped ram
>samsung-like naming scheme with "plus"
>regular comfy tried&true soapbox design
Apple is now officially just following rest of industry.
>>
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
should i buy in now?
>>
This game graphics a shit.
Terrible.
>>
60FPS + 1080P. STEP UP YOUR GAME MS & SONY.
>>
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So why would i move from my Note 3 to this? Why should my wife move from her IP5 to the 6 or 6 plus?
still have not convinced me apple
>>
HARDCORE GAMING
>HARDCORE GAMING
HARDCORE GAMING
>HARDCORE GAMING
HARDCORE GAMING
>HARDCORE GAMING
HARDCORE GAMING
>HARDCORE GAMING
HARDCORE GAMING
>HARDCORE GAMING
>>
THIS COULD BE A REPEAT OF THE QUALCOMM KEYNOTE FIASCO
>>
>>44056954
But you're Russian
>>
>>44056983
That's not Tim Cook...
>>
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Haha, Apple is finished. Worst updates ever, 0% innovation.
Apple fanboys now will be literally holding on for their very lives, for the end is near.
We shall witness the fall of Apple, just as Romans witnessed the fall of Rome.
>>
>>44056700
love it
>>
>>44056927
League is dying DOTA2 is not.
Also Dota 2 is objectively the only good MOBA.
>>
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
is working again.
>>
MY STREAM ALLWAYS REWIND THAT SHIT IS SO CUM IN MY ASS
>>
>still chinking it up
Lel
>>
at least the stream is stable now
>>
>16 days of standby
YEAH FUCKING RIGHT
>>
>>44056948
Power of the A8
>>
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>'I love it when they fist bump then walk off stage after slaying a Kraken'
>Asian commentary just goes 'umm...'
My sides. I AM IN FUCKING TEARS
>>
>>44056598
>worst
>>44056369
>worst
>>44056194
>worst
>>44056369
>worst
Why can't you faggots just be happy for based Apple?
>>
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Battery life improvements
>>
>le dual core 64 bit faec
>>
>>44056966
As a pro gamer, I am super exited!
>>
>>44056890
How much are you paid?
>>
iphone 5 is literally 4 hours LTE browsing
>>
>>44057011
wait what
>>
>>44056830
That's the dumbest shit I've seen all month. Holy shit apple doesn't even have to try applesheep will gobble up literally anything.
>>
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DAT BATTERY DOE
>>
YOU WOT M8
>>
u wot m8
>>
>implying apple is will NOT use buzzwords for this
>implying its not another marketing strategy
>implying basement dwellers like you are falling for this bait
>>
The Chinese voiceover is annoying.
>>
>>44057016
the only reason you move from the 5 is for the bigger screen
>>
M8
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Welp, Apple finally lost the game. They're imitating the competition now.
Geez.
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>>44057016
>>
U A8 M8?
>>
at least i'm learning chinese while watching this
>>
MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN IS IN AN ERECT STATE
>>
>>44056830
>processor performance
>graph clearly says GPU
fucking macfags, man.
>>
>all these vidya nerds looking down their noses at apple for making 'pleb' remarks about video games
you're just as bad as them
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>>44057011
>>
u wot m8
>>
>>44057011
he's right too, unless you count the WiiU, which seems the only console to do 1080p/60fps.
>>
>>44057011
Wow, consoles are shit.
>>
so why is the default apple stream have a chinese translator dubbed over it?
>>
:chinkoff:
>>
>some faggots on Twitch manage to complete Pokemon through community button decisions with barely any lag
>multi-billion dollar company Apple limits streaming to one OS and still shits the bed
WOW
>>
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So it's pretty much confirmed that they have jack shit in terms of RAM on 64-bit like the leaks?
>>
LOOK ET EM SWEET HARDCORE MOBILE GAMES THAT TOTALLY PLAY NICELY ON A TOUCHSCREEN
ALSO, SHUT UP CHINA GIRL
>>
Well now, at the least important part of the keynote, some fucking game, the stream worked. as soon as phil comes back it stops... fuck it, i mean i've never a stream worse than this, and fuck this chink voice overlay
>>
u wot m8
>>
>>44057011
L E L
E
L
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>>44056929
Just because the resolution is higher doesn't mean its better. I heard bad things about the quality of the screen because they'd rather rush forward.
>>
>>44056929
It has quad HD resolution, dumb fuck.
>>
I wanted the 5s because it had decent size. If they'd release a phone with the same design but better specs I'd get it.
Fuck this shit.
>>
OI M8!
>>
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>>44056893
Apple's demographic right here
>>
>>44056923
Reminder that iphone 5 was the last iphone steve jobs participated in
>>
>>44057035
What metric are those numbers in?
>>
>>44057011
He has a point. They should use Metal. Or Swift? Or Mantle? Whatever
>>
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> Apple in chrage of streaming
>>
IF YOU GO UP STAIRS
YOU GET TRACKED TOO KEK
>>
flights of stairs
THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
>>
I for one welcome my Chinese overlords
>>
>>44056956
link pls
>>
R U AVIN A GIGGLE M8
>>
>>44057016
App store is superior to Google Play. Using the iPhone is a much better experience than using an Android.
Why WOULDN'T you want to use an iPhone?
>>
STOCKS PLUMMETING
>>
SHUT THE FUCKING CHINK UP SHUT THE FUCKING CHINK UP SHUT THE FUCKING CHINK UP SHUT THE FUCKING CHINK UP SHUT THE FUCKING CHINK UP SHUT THE FUCKING CHINK UP SHUT THE FUCKING CHINK UP SHUT THE FUCKING CHINK UP SHUT THE FUCKING CHINK UP
>>
>implying I cycle
>implying I run
>implying I ever leave my chair
>implying I use stairs
Fucking Apple.
>>
APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID APPLE KRAKEN CONFIRMED FUCK YOUR SHIT ANDROID
>>
>>44057057
How is a bigger screen a bad thing?
>>
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>>44056890
>pinning an apple thread
>for free
>>
>MOBAs on a fucking phone
kek
>>
>>44057035
note 4 here i come
>>
U WANKING FOR A SPANKIN M8?
>>
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BAROMETER HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT
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12 HOURS
SCREEN ON TIME
SAMSUNG BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
barometer lol
>>
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>Apple
>still restricting their stream to their shitty OS
>lagging like shit
>chinese woman translating on main stream
>playing some shitty Dota ripoff
apple confirmed dead?
>>
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I think i'm falling in love with her voice /g/
>>
>>44056930
you're not "pol's voice"
we all hate you kikebomb
>>
M8 CONFIRMED FOR BEING REVOLUTIONARY
>>
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>hardcore gaming to the mobile scene
>mfw
>>
BAROMETER THANK GOD IM FINALLY SENSING THE AIR PRESSURE
>>
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>50%
>>
It can tell you your elevation based on a barometer?
Why wouldn't it just use gps...
>>
Geigercounter when?
>>
BAROMETER
LEGITIMATE INNOVATION
>>
>>44056906
>https://www.google.com/finance?q=apple&ei=zTYPVKHoO4KuqAHcsIGQAQ
nice
>>
anybody wanna touch my butthole? ;)
>>
>>44057011
Well, he's right. This is the generation of 720p @ silky smooth 30 FPS.
>>
>>44057016
This is my question, I have note 3. Why should I swap, apple
>>
BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED BAROMETER CONFIRMED
>>
>Barometer.
My 2011 GNex has that
>>
equal or better!!!
equal or better!!!
equal or better!!!
than 5s
CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>
CHINK IS GONE!
>>
>>44057011
>plays cartoon mobas at 1080p low
>GUIZE WE'RE BETTER THAN EVERYTHING
>>
>>44056954
Shit's blurry as fuck, Boris.
>>
WHY IS THERE A CHINK TRANSLATING ON APPLE'S WEBSITE?
>>
No more chinese lady
>>
Looks like the A8 has a M8
>>
FINALLY FREE FROM THE CHINESE
>>
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>>44056718
>my contract with the piece of shit Droid Bionic expires next month
>>
noice M8 m8!
>>
>>44057083
Wasn't it 4S?
>>
>all those chinese people in the crowd
Apple couldn't even afford to pay white people to clap
>>
>>44057110
FUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKFUCK YOU CHINK FUCK YOU CHINKv
>>
Functional stream without fucking Chinese cunt where?
>>
wait, iphones didn't already have a barometer?
my galaxy s2 had one four years ago
>>
>>44056906
kek
>>
DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD!
>>
Why the fuck are people so hyped for big screens?
I want shit to fit in my pocket. This is stupid. It's a subtle way to get people adjusted to tablets so they can sell more iPads.
>>
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"The iPhone 6 Plus will play games in higher resolution than next generation consoles. Think about that for a minute."
That's a fucking lie though.
It's only 1080p. Next gen consoles play games at 1080p, AND have antialiasing. They also have better graphics, and they're still shit.
Think about _that_ for a fucking minute.
>>
HARDCORE GAEMING
>>
DID CHINK GIRL DIE
GUYS
I AM WORRIED FOR HER
>>
SOMEONE SILENCED THE BITCH
>>
BORN MOBILE
APPLE EDITION
>>
>>44057107
I'm not buying that, every iphone user I know has to charge it like twice a day
>>
LOL the chinese is finally gone lolol
Way to not notice for 27 minutes apple.
Someone' gonna be pissssed
>>
>>44057084
Minutes
>>
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>>44057096
Elevator stock is down, Apple endorses Stairs.
>>
>not putting a faster processor or GPU in the phone with twice the pixels.
enjoy your differing quality across phones.
>>
This is pretty pathetic.
>>
Haha they finally removed fried rice.
>>
>>44057110
Please be in London
>>
HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS HOLY SHIT M8 CONFIRMED FOR A8 HOLY SHIT SENSORS
>>
>>44057084
i would guess hours.
>>
OH MY GOD VOIP CONFIRMED
APPLE HAS DONE IT AGAIN
>>
>>44057023
stop being gay please. apple have never been stronger poorfag. do android have 4.7 and 5.5 inch phones? No, so shut the fuck up and get flummoxed by the iWatch
>>
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CHINK IS GONE
THANK FUCK FOR THAT
>>
>>44057129
No it doesn't. Mine doesn't.
>>
They changed the translator!
>>
OMG THEY CAN DO WHAT OTHER COMPANIES CAN WITH LTE
INNOVASHION
>>
i should've get popcorn before watching the stream jeeez my sides to orbit 150 carrier aggregation topkek
>>
>>44057077
This, Retina isn't some buzzword like 1080p or 4K, it's about user experience, a complete set of high quality factors that is unique to Apple.
>>
>>44057122
I would have preferred a thermometer, a lot more useful.
>>
>>44057011
Why isn't he getting more abuse for this on Twitter? That's an astoundingly retarded thing to say...
... and you just know it's going to be a headline in the mainstream press tomorrow. Fuck.
>>
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Is it fixed?
>>
>MFW APPLE JUST INVENTED THE BAROMETER
INOVASHUN
>>
Is the bitch dead?
>>
SOMEONE FINALLY MADE THAT CHINK BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>
>>44057118
Because buildings with staircases? That's not something you can determine with a gps
>>
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MAKE THE CHINESE STOP
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
>>
How do I remove /a/ from my stream?
>>
>>44057137
You can still hear a Chinese man
>>
>>44057084
half hours, standard conversation
>>
VOICE OVER CELL PHONE! FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY!
>>
Huh, the Chinese voice is gone.
>>
Oh good I think they killed the chink lady
>>
>>44057167
My iPhone 5c gets 5-6 hours screen on time, so I'd be surprised if it didn't get it, especially with a 20nm fab.
>>
Australians in charge of coprocessors M8
>>
YES, THE CHINESE STOPPED
>>
the chink DIED YEAHHHH
>>
The chink stopped??!!
>>
VoLTE
>VoLTE
VoLTE
>VoLTE
VoLTE
>VoLTE
VoLTE
>VoLTE
VoLTE
>VoLTE
VoLTE
>VoLTE
VoLTE
>VoLTE
VoLTE
>VoLTE
>>
>>44057110
CHINA IS KILL
>>
>>44057011
too bad they're still shitty mobile games. Who cares if anger bird is running at 1080p?
>>
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>>
>Japanese
Oh wow apple wtf
>>
>>44057072
Who's talking in the background?
>>
>>44057137
I'm not glad she's dead, but I'm glad she's gone.
>>
VOLTE IS HERE.
3x Faster Wifi
Wifi calling
Apple is king.
>>
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>>44057136
>It's called volte. Thats voice over LTE.
>wifi calling
XD
>>
>Somewhere Paul Miller is looking at this Wi-Fi Calling slide and gently weeping.
Dont you talk shit about the only good Verge person to exist you indian
>>
they just got 802.11ac
lel
>>
>>44057069
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
>>
WI-FI CALL MY NETWORK CARRIER DOES THIS FOR FREE
WI-FI CALL MY NETWORK CARRIER DOES THIS FOR FREE
WI-FI CALL MY NETWORK CARRIER DOES THIS FOR FREE
WI-FI CALL MY NETWORK CARRIER DOES THIS FOR FREE
WI-FI CALL MY NETWORK CARRIER DOES THIS FOR FREE
>>
>>44057217
LOL
>>
chink gone!
>>
So they use multipath TCP for phonecalls?
>>
>>44057219
China
>>
WIFI CALLING
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>
>call using wi-fi
SKYPE IS FINISHED
>>
WOW GUYS VOIP ON THE IPHONE
THIS IS SO REVOLUTIONARY
>>
>>44057219
chinaman
>>
>>44057079
>best specs one the market
>wants better specs
Alright
>>
Seriously how are you watching it? My stream dies every ten seconds.
>>
FOUND A WORKING LINK
FOUND A WORKING LINK
FOUND A WORKING LINK
FOUND A WORKING LINK
FOUND A WORKING LINK
http://pastebin.com/xdiT8chA
>>
APPLE IS FUCKING DONE
>>
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OMG U Can RUN UP STAIRS AND IPHONE WILL KNOW IT
THIS
CHanges
EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>44057206
finish that hot pocket you fag
>>
>Wifi calling
We T-mobile now, or since a while ago
>>
>>44057166
nice webm
>>
>>44057206
JANITOR STOP EATING AND TAKE CARE OF THE GUY POSTING GORE
>>
wifi, caling
leave home wifi
then wifi
>>
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gamez
>>
>>44057158
It begins
>>
>>44057194
It seems better.
>>
>EE
holy shit, what a fucking failure
>>
>apple big day
>no decent stream
>>
Wifi calling seems pretty good tbf
>>
>>44057206
ARE YOU GOING TO EAT YOUR FOOD OR NOT!?
>>
wow, they niggas finally turned of the chink voice!
Praise da lord.
>>
>>44056930
Kill yourself, pipebomb.
We still remember you, and we still hate you.
>>
JUST SHOW THE FUCKING WATCH
>>
WIFI CALLING!!!!!
>WIFI CALLING!!!!!
WIFI CALLING!!!!!
>WIFI CALLING!!!!!
WIFI CALLING!!!!!
>WIFI CALLING!!!!!
WIFI CALLING!!!!!
>WIFI CALLING!!!!!
WIFI CALLING!!!!!
>WIFI CALLING!!!!!
WIFI CALLING!!!!!
>WIFI CALLING!!!!!
WIFI CALLING!!!!!
>WIFI CALLING!!!!!
>>
>>44057200
>>44057197
Chinese-Americanbro here. Why do you have to make us feel like shit? What did I ever do to any of you guys? I swear this always fucking happens when i'm around white people
>>
>>44056830
50 x1.3 GHz = 65 Ghz ok apple
>>
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WORKING STREAM HERE
http://devimages.apple.com/iphone/samples/bipbop/gear1/prog_index.m3u8
WORKING STREAM HERE
>>
ITS SO FAST HOW!!
>>
My favorite feature of my iPhone is a music player that actually works.
>>
>search "chink"
>1 of 72
haha fucking chinks
now I hear another faggot in the background
>>
WIFICALLING. MYDICK
>>
CALLS THROUGH WIFI
>>
>BUZZWORDS: THE PRESENTATION
>>
>>44057242
My stream dies after 5 frames.
>>
CAMERA
>>
My piece of shit 30 dollar Samsung shitphone has wifi calling. What the fuck.
>>
Is NFC going to be as half assed and broken as bluetooth on the iPhone is?
>>
>Japanese voiceover now
top kek apple
>>
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WHAT
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U WOT
>>
>>44057194
>turk on krautchan
I do not comprehend
>>
>"this is really cool technology"
>THIS IS WHERE YOU CLAP
>>
>Wifi Calling
INNO
VASHUN
>>
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
VOICE OVER WIFI
MY SIDES
>>
>8MP
>2014
>8MP
>2014
>8MP
>2014
>8MP
>2014
ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS???
>>
WIFI CALLING
APPLE WINS
>>
>>44057084
dicks sucked
>>
>innovative
He said it. Shot time
>>
>>44057206
Is that a hot pocket?
>>
>>44057243
this is the same fucking link thats been posted 100000000 times before
>>
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FOCUS PIXELS
>>
>Barometer
>Wifi ac (how did the iPhone 5s not have this?)
>voip
woopdiedoo
>>
>>44057269
???
>>
>scottish highlands
VOTE YES YOU CUNTS
>>
FUCK THE CHINESE LADY, NOW THERE'S A JAPANESE MAN IN MY STREAM NOW.
>>
>>44057217
fookin noioce
>>
>>44057168
Steve would have literally had someones nuts cut off.
With this new Apple I doubt anyone gives a fuck.
>>
>>44057247
>>44057253
>>44057261
Don't reply to attention whores.
>>
THE VOICE IS GONE
>>
>8MP in the year 2014
fuck this
>>
UK faggots, when do we get the iphones after announcement? will places like O2 get contracts straight away?
>>
>>44057269
BECAUSE U SPEAK CHING CHONG LANGUAGE AND EAT DOGS
YOU FUCK
>>
>>44057246
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE APPLE'S LOCATION TRACKING NOW NIGGA
IT'S EVOLVING
>>
FOCUS PIXELS
>>
>>44057199
You would use an accelerometer for that not a barometer.
>>
8mp camera for 3 years, Lel.
>>
>>44057287
JESUS FUCK
>>
>>
Only English stream where?
>>
SUPER RETINA HD DICK PICS CONFIRMED
>>
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MICRO PIXELS
>>
>Barometer
>measures elevation
Wut. Doesn't barometer measure air pressure?
>>
>>44057255
>hey guys, we need a gamer for the conference !
>this dude has long hair, he must be one
>>
>>44057269
shut up chink and build me some railroads
>>
BRAVEHEART CONFIRMED
>>
HAHAHAAHAHAHA ONLY 8 MEGAPIXELS
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>
>>44057287
Fuck that note 4 here i come.
>>
>PHOTOS FOR YOUR ICLOUD
>SUPER SAFE
>>
8MP CAMERA XDDDD
>>
>>44056183
>thinking it didnt
retard
>>
>>44057206
It's taking you way too long to eat that
>>
NEXT GEN
>>
>FOCUS PIXELS
>FOCUS PIXELS
>FOCUS PIXELS
>FOCUS PIXELS
OH MY GOD I AM SHITTING MY PANTS WITH LAUGHTER
>>
now im hearing a male chink in the background wtf
>>
guys: http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
>>
FOOOOCUUUUS PIXEEEELS WEEE MAGIC PIXELS NOW
FOOOOCUUUUS PIXEEEELS WEEE MAGIC PIXELS NOW
FOOOOCUUUUS PIXEEEELS WEEE MAGIC PIXELS NOW
FOOOOCUUUUS PIXEEEELS WEEE MAGIC PIXELS NOW
FOOOOCUUUUS PIXEEEELS WEEE MAGIC PIXELS NOW
>>
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>>44057271
wat
>>
>>44057312
GO AWAY ATTENTION WHORE
>>
>>44057327
IT'S HERE NOW
>>
>Phil Schiller
>>
alright assholes...which one of you is this?
>@shaunmcilroy I’m sorry if you’re seeing inappropriate images in our comments on @verge - our mod team is actively working to remove them.
>>
WHY THE FUCK THE VLC STREAM PLAYS FOR FIVE SECONDS THEN SHITS ITSELF
I DON'T WANT TO DOWNLOAD SAFARI SHIT
>>
I just came here, what did I miss
>>
I can call over wifi?
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>8MP
god dammit Apple, is this still a 1/3.06" sensor?
Step your game up to 1/2.3"
>>
looks soft as shit
>>
THIS IS REALLY COOL TECHNOLOGY
>>
/p/ here
nothing to see here
>>
>>44057241
My three year old samsung phone runs faster than an 5S
>>
>>44057117
>It's faster than a 0,6GHz shit phone
>REVOLUTIONARY
>>
OMG 20MP CONFIMRED TY BASED APPLE
>>
The skin tones are really pretty
>>
>>44057271
Hey man, stop spreading that!! We need all the bandwidth for ourselves!!
>>
>8MP
8MP
>8MP
8MP
>8MP
8MP
>8MP
8MP
>8MP
8MP
>8MP
8MP
>8MP
8MP
>8MP
8MP
>8MP
8MP
>8MP
8MP
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the camera is called iSight?
srsly?
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>skin tone is lovely
>black whore
>>
I just realized it was today they would announce it.
Is there a stream somewhere? What have they announced so far?
>>
>SKIN TONE ON THAT BLACK WOMAN IS REALLY LOVELY
>>
>>44057281
Needs more china
>>
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS. WHERE IS THE WATCH?
>>
damn this doesn't look half bad.
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>8MP
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>That’s a nerdy way of saying, we’ve made the iSight camera a lot better.
>nerdy
Jesus fuck
>>
>>44057167
>>44057107
I have had to install those fucking extra battery packs for every ifuck at work and they are all using each others coords to charge all the time.
>>
LITERALLY NO CLAPPING
KEK
>>
>"female butterfly"
>no response
lel
>>
>>44057287
Can they pull that shit off?
>>
>>44057354
the vlc works for me
>>
>>44057336
>note 4
lel
>>
Chinese man confirmed dead
>>
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FORRRRTEEEEE FREEEEE MEEEEGAAA PIKKKKKSUUULLLS
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>>44057287
Samsung wins
>>
THESE FUCKING BUZZWORDS! XD
THESE FUCKING BUZZWORDS!! XD
THESE FUCKING BUZZWORDS!!! XD
THESE FUCKING BUZZWORDS!!!! XD
THESE FUCKING BUZZWORDS!!!! XD
>>
THEY SHOWED CP FOTO LOL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
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>8MP
It's ogre.
>>
>>44057287
>finally 1080p
>costs a fucking grand
Goddamn it apple
>>
YES GOYIM LISTEN TO THIS MAN
BUY MORE IPHONES
>>
>>44057315
answer mee
>>
>PHOTOS FOR YOUR ICLOUD
>NO LEAKAGE
>>
>OMG BIG SCREENS
Why don't idiots just get a small tablet instead of looking like an idiot holding a 6 inch phone?
>>
43 MEGAPIXELS
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YOU WOT M8
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>>44057269
Ignore the idiots. No ones really raciss outside of /pol/ and /b/.
<3 u Chinabro.
>>
>straight off the camera, no retouching
Seems legit
>>
2X FOCUS!
DO WE HAVE OIS CONFIRMED?
>>
>>44057395
That's actually really nice
>>
They might as well just let that old guy take off his pants and make him wank off to a Iphone 6 lying on the floor.
>>
>>44057241
>best specs one the market
This is what apple children actually believe. Wow.
>>
>>44057365
BULLSHIT
Apple's 5s runs better benchmarks than a Galaxy 5
>>
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> focus pixels
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>>44057380
>tripfags in chart of anything
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>THATS A FEMALE [BUTTERFLY] IF YOU COULDNT TELL
how do you know? XE HASNT CHOSEN XIRS GENDER IDENTITY! apple confirmed transphobic.
>>
Jesus fucking Christ Apple, get your Stream together
>>
>>44057395
why do they shoot black people?
>>
>>44057335
More like it will actually work in dim light unlike muhgigapixel android shit
>>
>>44057287
[goyim intensifies]
>>
>>44057387
If specs are for greasy disgusting nerds then it discourages people from questioning why a phone that costs over $500 only has 1GB of RAM.
>>
"Live streaming video requires Safari 5.1.10 or later on OS X v10.6.8 or later; Safari on iOS 6.0 or later."
or in other words
if browser_version == safari
stream()
else
fuck you
yeah i dont see why i should bother watching.
>>
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FUCK
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Fuck the chinks are back
>>
>>44057380
http://live.arstechnica.com/apples-september-9-2014-event/
>>
#TWONUKESNOTENOUGH
lucky for me I've got a renewel coming up with at&t soon
>>
>picture of a lizard
Perfect skin tones
>>
>6+
>16gb $949
>32gb $1049
>64gb $1149
HOLY JESUS SHITFUCKS
>>
>>44057315
please stop posting
>>
43 MEGAPIXEL PHOTOS
>>
Why 4chan is too attention whore on mods stickies?
FUCK OFF APPLE SHILLS
>>
Where were you when apple turn chink?
>>
IWATCH WHEN?
>>
>le 8mp faec
>>
NO IMAGE STABILIZATION IN IPHONE 6 LELEL
>>
>>44057364
No shit. There's never anything to see. Apple is releasing a shit phone that will have to swap frequently because it has nomemory.
>>
>REFRESH STREAM
BACK TO THE ASSFAGOT GAME
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>44057269
It's called racism and you should get used to it
>>
>>44057395
>no balls in shot
2/10 no technique would not appreciate
>>
>>44057315
I think if not at the time of the US release, like a week after
>>
>he smiling
>it's a female if you couldnt tell
XDDDDDDDDD LOOOOOLLL
>>
>>44057287
>ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A MOBILE PHONE
>>
>not iPixels
>>
DED
>>
WE PAY A TEAM 100K A YEAR TO SHIT UP BUZZWORDS LIKE FOCUS PIXELS
FOOOOOOOOOCUUUUSSSSSSSSS PIIIIIIXEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLS
WE PAY A TEAM 100K A YEAR TO SHIT UP BUZZWORDS LIKE FOCUS PIXELS
FOOOOOOOOOCUUUUSSSSSSSSS PIIIIIIXEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLS
WE PAY A TEAM 100K A YEAR TO SHIT UP BUZZWORDS LIKE FOCUS PIXELS
FOOOOOOOOOCUUUUSSSSSSSSS PIIIIIIXEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLS
WE PAY A TEAM 100K A YEAR TO SHIT UP BUZZWORDS LIKE FOCUS PIXELS
FOOOOOOOOOCUUUUSSSSSSSSS PIIIIIIXEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLS
WE PAY A TEAM 100K A YEAR TO SHIT UP BUZZWORDS LIKE FOCUS PIXELS
FOOOOOOOOOCUUUUSSSSSSSSS PIIIIIIXEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLS
>>
sound shits itself
way to go apple
>>
>>44057395
cummin'
>>
B-b-but I don't like dota...
>>
STREAM IS DOWN AGAIN FUCK APPLE
>>
>>44057393
>IMBLYING THE SAMSUNG NOTE 4 ISN'T GOING TO TAKE OVER THE PHABLET MARKET
TIP TOP KEK
APPLE IS OGRE
RIP APPLE 2/24/55 - 10/5/11
>>
>>44057395
>muh megapixzels
>>
>>44057430
OY RABBI DON'T THE GOYIM KNOW
>>
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OPTICAL IMAGE STABILIZATION
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>>44057393
>muh oneplus one!
>what are custom roms?
>>
>>44057269
They wanted her to shut up, that's all. It was annoying with her yammering away while they were talking.
>>
>ITT People who don't know what phase detection is
>>
>>44057423
Yeah onscreen benchmarks. its not even 720p lol.
>>
>>44057466
it goes into slowmo all the time
>>
No one is clapping. It's not just me right, no one is clapping?
>>
The stream is laggy as fuck.
>>
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>>44057287
>>
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>>44057443
>>
>>44057465
Best thing about it is that macfags fucking love it.
>>
>>44057294
>only on T-Mobile
so it's like every Android phone on T-Mobile
>>
>>44056340
it's been a year fucktard
>>
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THE NEW iCAMERA
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>>44057438
No video?
Thanks anyway
>>
HOLY SHIT
A GUNMAN OPENED FIRE IN THE AUDIENCE
>>
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>UP AND DOWN, SIDE TO SIDE
UP AND DOWN, SIDE TO SIDE
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>UP AND DOWN, SIDE TO SIDE
UP AND DOWN, SIDE TO SIDE
>UP AND DOWN, SIDE TO SIDE
UP AND DOWN, SIDE TO SIDE
>>
>>44057434
then don't watch it
the fuck
>>
WHAT IS THIS GOOKSPEAK I'M HEARING IN THE STREAM
>>
>OIS
Does anyone have the pasta someone made of the Nexus 5 and wooing a girl because of OIS?
>>
CHINK IS BACK
FUCK NO WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Fuck the live stream. better watch some live blog.
Someone pls summarize the event so far pls.
>>
>>44057408
You don't look like an any more of an idiot holding a 6 in phone than a 4 in one. Why do you care what other people do with their money?
>>
>>44057442
That's nothing. Try living in a country with actual taxes and income.
>>
Look ya that sharp photo guys!
Now take it off the screen. Don't look too closely.
>>
>>44057471
>iphone in a minecraft case
I don't even care about the apple pie switcheroo you're pulling
>>
>digital image stabilization
REVOLUTIONARY
>>
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GOOD FUCKING JOB APPLE
>>
>>44057465
The term has been used in the industry for years.
It's not Apple's fault that /g/ is ignorant.
>>
>>44055732
Damn I don't have quicktime.. Guess I won't be watching this presentation about products that I will never buy...
>>
>>44057483
They are press, not fans.
>>
SILKY SMOOTH 60FPS
>>
this looks fucking disgusting. who in their right mind would buy this steaming pile of horseshit?
>>
>LOL IMPLYING OIS IS ANYTHING NEW
step up crapple
>>
>>44057483
My scam sense is clapping really loud right now.
>>
>>44057478
>custom roms
>note 4
you may as fucking well go with the OPO
>>
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http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
Here's a stream for you guys missing out.
Also check dem dubs.
>>
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new iphone confirmed!
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>>44057287
that cant be real can it
>>
>tfw wear khakis
>>
>>44057449
For the 6+ only
>>
THE STREAM IS JUMPING ALL OVER THE PLACE WTF
>>
SIXTY FRAMES A SECOND
>>
>240 FPS
>audience claps
>>
>We can take 1080p 30 frames a second at 60 frames a second now
>>
>1080p 30ffps
Oh boy the innovashun
>>
APPLE IS ALLOWING PEOPLE TO SEE IN 60 FPS NOW
WOW
>>
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>tfw still haven't upgraded my iPhone 5 from iOS6
Are there any actual benefits? I fucking hate the look of iOS7
>>
>240 FPS video
>>
>inb4 something that isn't new or innovative at all
>>
Alright guys. I was planning to get the galaxy s5 this week.
Should I still get it or wait for this piece of shit?
>>
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>>44057287
>2014
>base model is still 16 GB
what the actual fuck
>>
>>44057481
>thinking ppi is important in a phone when you cant tell the difference between 720P and 1080P on such a smalll screen
keep being a specs faggot
>>
>240FPS video
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
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>>44057471
>Minecraft case
>>
240 GORRILLION FRAMES
>>
SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED SLO MO CONFIRMED
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>>44057428
black people shoot each other
>>
>>
240HZ.
IT HERTZ
>>
...It changed to Chinese and rewound back to where the Chiense stopped before, fuck.
>>
1080p 60fps celeb porn vids.
fuck yeah!
>>
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W H A T
H
A
T
>>
240FPS
>240FPS
240FPS
>240FPS
240FPS
>240FPS
240FPS
>240FPS
240FPS
>240FPS
APPLE WON
>>
>120 FPS
Consoles getting BTFO!
>>
>>44057287
Where did you get those prices?
>>
>>44057287
[citation needed]
>>
>>44057287
er... no thanks
>>
>>44057514
this, looks like a shitty htc one ripoff
>>
>crowd laughs at jump roping negroes
>>
>le 240fps faec
I hope that's in 1080p or at least 720p
>>
Apple is going full Matrix on us now.
>>
>>44057519
too bad the only sound is some guy fapping
>>
>>44057528
b.. b.. b.. but your eyes can only see 24 fps for that cinematic feel
>>
>>44057442
Anyone can confirm that this pricing is correct?
>>
>1080p video
Maybe 6 years ago when we cared
>>
>>44055732
IM TYPING A POST IN ATTEMPTS THAT OTHER PEOPLE WILL CARE TO READ IT BUT NOBODY REALLY DOES AND INSTEAD JUST BLURTS OUT THEIR OWN INSIGNIFICANT OPINION.
>>
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>240fps slow motion
HORY SRIT
>>
>>44057287
nope. no way.
>>
MOAR FRAMES!!!!!!
>>
>>44057519
We don't give a fuck about your site. If you don't want a DDOS after the event, stop posting the link.
>>
>>44057395
>1052x678
>Apple in charge of scaling
>>
stream broke
>>
>>44057471
>minecraft case
Oh god no
>>
I'm already sold on the 6plus
>>
>>44057287
Meh. $200 with new contract at carrier.
>>
>>44057428
Because they are American
>>
ching chong is back
>>
>TV Truck
W-What?
>>
hahahahha
>>
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>silky smooth 30fps
APPLE IS FINISHED!
>>
you can't even see 240fps who fucking cares
>>
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lewd
>>
>>44057550
hold cmd + r until it changes
>>
>>44057519
my ear hurts
>>
Access denied, kek. Iphone 6 plus... Is that a note 2 competitor?
>>
ded
>>
Fucking shit Apple just use Twitch or YouTube or someone who can actually handle bandwidth and rather spend your time with muh innovashions
>>
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>>44055732
damn he small
>>
Seriously what is a focus pixel?
>>
Every single stream is fucked
I don't get it, why restrict the fucking stream? Do they want people to switch to Apple or not?
>>
Stream is kill?
>>
They're really stepping up the multi-cultirism with all the nigs
>>
>>44057568
>tfw can finally shoot Matrix fan fic on iPhone
>>
>iPhone 6
>Dual core
>1gb
>No full Hd screen
And people still buy it in drones.
I'm fucking done.
>>
This is the worst stream event I've ever seen, and I've seen quite a few.
>>
cute grill i wud fuk her
>>
Their website is so fucking broken it's amazing
Stream keeps dying and now it won't work at all
Nice website fgts
>>
Dat Tycho
>>
$100
$100
>>
>>44057559
inb4 its 120 with frame smoothing
>>
Can't wait to see videos of titties bouncing at 240fps.
>>
>yfw people will willingly buy this
>>
>>44057287
10 YEAR CONTRACTS HERE WE COME!
>>
My stream is looping the same 30 seconds over and over and I didnT' even notice.
>>
>>44057588
>thats not how slowmotion works
>>
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BANTER
BANTERBANTER
BANTER
BANTERBANTERBANTERBANTER
>>
>>44057607
Lol, is dis faggot enjoying thhis?
>>
>>44057588
b8 2/10
>>
>>44057287
Where's that "apple is now affordable" shills in every mac threads again?
>>
>>44057550
it just werks
holy shit it's the year 2014 anno domini and Apple still can't run a proper live stream. Absolutely pathetic
>>
>for taking those killer selfies
>right after some people died while taking selfies
Apple, really now?
>>
>best screen of any phone
>lg g3 has a 1440p screen with a higher contrast ratio
LOL K APPLE
>>
>Slo-mo video recorded with RED cameras.
>>
>>44057564
Do you even know what slomo is? You record it at 240 fps and play it back at 24 fps to make it look like it's going 10 times slower.
>>
>>44057608
>1080p
>Retina HD
I don't think you know what Full HD is, anon.
>>
>>44056718
finally a working apple stream.
>>
OUR LIVE VIDEO IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE, DUE TO EXCEPTIONALLY SHIT HOSTING.
>>
This stream is comically fucked up. Now the sat truck colour bar is coming up at random intersperced with the live feed.
>>
Wow, the iphone 6 plus is pretty much the same screen size as the Note. 5.5" vs 5.7".
I have a Note and I can't imagine the iPhone users making the switch from their tiny-ass screen to something that huge.
>>
>>44057535
get the Nexus, the samsung's build quality is awful, and the android is bloated with touchwiz shit, with actual, physical buttons on the bezel. I bought the nexus, for 1/2 the price of the s5, and it's far, far better.
>>
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>>44057617
>>44057617
>>44057617
That would be awesome.
>>
Stream is kill again?
>>
Flint Center sure is high tech, just look at their website: http://www.flintcenter.com/
>>
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>>44057545
>>
>>44057632
It's a joke you moron
>>
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KILLER SELFIES CONFIRMED
>>
>>44056890
Wait, /g/ has mods now?
>>
>>44057626
>>44057622
>Still can't shoot 4k
>8 Megapixels
>1GB of RAM
>Dual core
>720p 5.5" display
lol
>>
STREAM IS COMPLETELY DEAD. EVERYONE GO HOME
>>
The phone looks really bad
>>
>>44057588
apple just upgraded humanity
omg
btfo
>>
DOES ANYONE FUCK A GIVE ABOUT A FEW APPS ON THE GAYPHONE?
WHERE IS THE WATCH
>>
looks like m getting an iphone
>>
Finally, the VLC stream is back.
Also
>one handed
Official phone of /g/
>>
LOL NEW IMESSAGE = WHATSAPP RIPOFF
>>
>burst mode for selfies
apples demographic is
>6 or 6+
>>
>>44057557
htc one is a fucking iphone 5 ripoff
>>
>single-shot HDR
>>
fuuggg
>>
>>44057613
It doesn't work that way you cockgoblin. You won't see the repercussions of this for a few more days, if there will be any.
>>
>>44057613
>tfw begged my parents to buy me $1000 of Apple stock in 2002 because I was trying to be a capitalist
>they didn't do it
i think it'd be worth like $1 mil right now
>>
Why they talking about innovating something that the competition done before?
Say that you do better or something, not that you create something you not.
>>
RETINA HD
>>
>>44057627
They're watching the keynote and not responding to trolls.
Because if you were, you'd know that the price hasn't been announced yet.
>>
Stream made my Apple TV crash for the first time ever. Good going Steve
>>
>>44057630
Isn't that 30 Hz? And overheats? And isn't really colour accurate?
>>
>>44057646
Is that a guy in the background?
>>
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>5 hours talking about cameras and muh social
I don't care, I don't have friends to take photos of, just show us the iWatch ffs
>>
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Only for
>1999$
>>
>>44057617
>Cumming at 240fps
yus
>>
>new keyboard
>now with botnet
>>
IWATCH WHEN
>>
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OH HEY WE FINALLY GOT SWIFTKEY
or at least something like it
>>
Don't mind me, just DDoS'ing the stream.
>>
>>44057624
>That. Is. Really. Slow.
JUST LIKE THE STREAM AMIRITE
>>
>Trusting mint.com with your online banking info
>>
>>44057659
its looping again
>>
BUT, CAN YOU ACTUALLY MAKE CALLS ON THIS PHONE???
>>
>>44057662
yea but look at that keyboard
100% innovation there
>>
>>44057652
Still working for me.
>>
>>44057668
>Comic sans
You are one cheeky cunt
>>
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Where's the statusbar?
>>
>WORLDS MOST ADVANCED MOBILE OPERATING SYSTEM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>PREDICTIVE TEXT
AHAAAAAA AAHAAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
>>44057651
Those fucking specs.
Welcome to 2007
>>
>>44057646
>does not detect niggers
>considers buying iphone
>>
Forget the stream; I'm just watching the live updates from a certain Apple-loving tech site whose name rhymes with purge.
>>
>iWatch
Fucking fags not getting google wear.
>>
i still cant even tell how its better than iphone 5. it actually looks uglier and im guessing way more expensive just for the screen size.
>>
I honestly hope Tim Cook ass-rapes the shit out of his employees responsible for this terrible stream.
Jobs would have skullfucked them.
>>
>>44057659
Please, even my $200 Chinese phablet has "1-handed" mode. It's shit; it's not like I have baby hands.
>>
>>44057696
>2014
>status bar
>>
IMPROVED [OLD TECHNOLOGY] CONFIRMED
>>
>PREDICTIVE KEYBOARD
CALLED SWIFTKEY FAGGOTS
APPLE GONNA GET SUED
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHli0BEe3P4
That one is working
>>
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>>44057668
>that font
>>
I'm only watching this shit for the new Watch product.
Not that it matters. It will probably need connectivity with your Iphone, and I use an chinese android device.
>>
>>44057627
Waiting for an actual price instead of being a gullible fuckboy like you. :^)
>>
>>44057686
get a life, yurifag
>>
>>44057697
>PREDICTIVE TEXT
>AHAAAAAA AAHAAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
What's the problem
>>
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>>44057691
Yeah I noticed, now it's frozen.
>>
>>44057665
>being this butthurt
Enjoying your shitty company's stream Faggot?
>>
1149 US DOLLARS
1149 US DOLLARS
1149 US DOLLARS
>>
>>44057659
i have a one handed mode for note 3. not even using it
captcha: apshel continued
>>
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Prices
>>
NO BARYLIUM FOR YOU GOYIM
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>Stream is kill for the umpteenth time
I'm out m8
>>
LOOK AT THOSE GREEN CREDENTIALS
THE PERFECT PHONE TO COMPLEMENT MY ORGANIC VEGAN SOY BEAN KOMBUCHA LATTE
>>
$199
MOTO G FAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
>Starts at $199... on a contract
>applause
lel
>>
>>44057659
what VLC share the link because the one they posted in the beginning of the thread is not working.
>>
STARTS AT 199$ ITS ALL OGRE.
>>
>>44057568
it will only show in 60fps, it's just 60fps slowed 4 times by the processor, which, bought back to normal speed, is 60.
>>
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>contracts
>2014
AMERICLAPS
FUCKING
PLEASE
>>
THEY STOPPED JEWING US WITH THE STORAGE SIZES
THANK FUCKING GOD
>>
>>44057729
OY VEY
>>
Can he please stop saying beautiful?
>>
>>44057726
889 EUROS
889 EUROS
889 EUROS
889 EUROS
889 EUROS
AYY LMAO
>>
>>44057729
>on contract
HAHAHAHA
>>
>>44057723
199$*
*with 24 month contract so it's actually costing you $5,000 but people are still dumb enough to buy so what do we care
>>
dear god the chink is back
>>
stream is fucking up AGAIN
>>
Are these prices lower than last years?
>>
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SIX COLORS
SIX COLORS
SIX COLORS
SIX COLORS
>>
>$199
>Still 16 GB
Come on Apple.
>>
>>44057729
>contract
That's not how prices work.
>>
>>44057715
vid also frozen
audio in loop
>>
>>44057729
What did the 5 prices launch with?
>>
Lether cases!
The vegans will be mad!
>>
oh god the asian lady is back.
>>
>>44057715
not working for me
>>
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>>44057729
>>
>>44057739
>I would rather pay $1000 than $200
Fucking. Yuropoors.
>>
$200 ON CONTRACT KEK
>>
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FREE
>>
Prices!
COMES IN GOLD
>>
>BOUT TO SAY PRICE
>VIDEO FUCKS OFF
>>
>Iphone
>Value
>>
>spend $200 fucking dollars for a phone, then pay every month
Wow, just fucking wow
>>
Hey anon the new iPhone is 300$, cheap right?
Yeah m8.
With a contract.
Naw m8.
>>
>>44057287
800 AMERICAN DOLLARS
NO GAEMS
I didn't know Sony made phones.
>>
>silicon cases
WE BLACKBERRY CURVE NOW
>silicon cases
WE BLACKBERRY CURVE NOW
>silicon cases
WE BLACKBERRY CURVE NOW
>silicon cases
WE BLACKBERRY CURVE NOW
>silicon cases
WE BLACKBERRY CURVE NOW
>silicon cases
WE BLACKBERRY CURVE NOW
>silicon cases
WE BLACKBERRY CURVE NOW
>>
so cheap
SOLD
>>
>>44057729
ITS OVER
MOTO G IS OVER
>>
THE LAND OF THE FREE
HERE'S A CONTRACT
>>
FOR F-FREE !!!??!
>>
IPHONE 5C FREE
HAHAHA GIMME I'LL TAKE 500
>>
I guess now's the time to jump on the 5S. I'm sick of 1.5 hr screen time on my Nexus 4.
>>
>>44057729
lulz
>>
>>44057600
buzzword
probably just automatic focus on different distances
>>
All this placebo shit and they can't even get a live stream to work right.
>>
So I guess I'm getting the next Neuxs.
>>
>>44057736
With a 10 year $500/month contract probably.
>>
>>44057740
>implying
>>
shite
http://gyazo.com/8f790c532ee10b2b8a4596b566a877a5
>>
>>44057729
IM GONIG TO BUY OVER 9000 OF THEM
>>
Why is there a chinese translating everything on my stream.
>>
This stream is the devil incarnate.
>>
>>44057668
Please explain the Comic Sans, please.
>>
never own a smartphone before because im a neet, how much does 2 year contract usually cost overall?
>>
>>44057771
FOR FREE
>>
>>44057755
the upgrade prices arent bad
>>
Still doing 16gb
>>
THE IPHONE IS RELEASED the 19 OF SEPTEMBER GET HIPED
>>
>500$ ON CONTRACT
top lel
>>
SEPT 15, LEL CAMP FAGS, ENJOY YOUR WAIT
>>
iOS 8 today
>>
>THE BEST PHONES EVER MADE
THE LIES
>>
>8GB
>2014
>>
>>44057778
WHy would you buy it off contract?
>>
>>44057754
Six colors ahead of us jimmy
>>
>>44057766
nvm working now
>>
Love how Cook was up there for like 15 minutes.
>>
STOCKS SKYROCKETING!
APPLE STOCKS THE NEW BITCOIN!
BUY BUY BUY!
>>
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>>44057771
>free
>>
>>44057740
>16 GB baseline model
>Not jewing
>>
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>>44055732
GOD DAMMIT I'M SO SICK OF THIS SHIT WHY ISN'T THERE ANY FUCKING PROFESSIONALISM ANYMORE NOWADAYS? YOU CAN'T GET A FLYING FUCKWIT TO DO ANYTHING VAGUELY CORRECT OF THE SIMPLEST OF THINGS. GOD DAMMIT DO PEOPLE PISS ME OFF. FUCK YOU APPLE, FUCK YOU /G/, FUCK YOU CHINKY CHONGS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKS.
>>
>>44057756
It's America. They love being deceived. It's the entire principle behind their phone market.
>>
>>44057819
you're not helping
>>
IPAD 2 ON IOS8 IPAD 2 ON IOS8 IPAD 2 ON IOS8 IPAD 2 ON IOS8 IPAD 2 ON IOS8 IPAD 2 ON IOS8
>>
>>44057687
thx m8
>>
>>44057769
>thinks he's literally only paying $200 for the phone
Jesus no wonder the whole world is laughing at you america.
>>
BURST SELFIES
BURST SELFIES
BURST SELFIES
>>
ifone 6 confirmed for fail
>>
>Live streaming video requires Safari 5.1.10 or later on OS X v10.6.8 or later; Safari on iOS 6.0 or later.
YEAH FUCK YOU.
Anyone who has the slightest touch with computers or gadgets is plain STUPID if he has ever bought an Apple device. If you are watching with with a thought of buying any of Apple's new product YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID AND LEAVE TECHNOLOGY TO GRAZE SOME SHEEP SHITHEAD
>>
>>44057798
shit, wrong link
http://gyazo.com/3ed66d01cf8433e411538eaa3510dcdf
>>
>iPhone 6 and iPhone 6
>>
>>44057784
>two year contract
Bukkakek
>>
>Buying phones for free is a new thing in Clapistan
ahahahaha
>>
>that feel
>>
COLORS
APPLE INVENTED COLORS
REMEMBER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiVUj4s8bgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcBpXYI1r3Q
KNEEL TO YOUR MASTERS
>>
>6 plus starts at 299 on contract
>>
>THAT'S IT
I still have my iPhone 4, and if I was going to upgrade, I'd still probably get the newest one - but even still this is WEAK. Awful change from the 5S to 6
>>
>>44057832
Damn nigga, you mad.
>>
i-is apple ever gonna update the ipod classic
:(
>>
IWATCH INCOMING
>IWATCH INCOMING
IWATCH INCOMING
>IWATCH INCOMING
IWATCH INCOMING
>IWATCH INCOMING
IWATCH INCOMING
>IWATCH INCOMING
IWATCH INCOMING
>IWATCH INCOMING
IWATCH INCOMING
>IWATCH INCOMING
IWATCH INCOMING
>IWATCH INCOMING
>>
>Available to the bigger number of devices possible!
>9 devices
Ok, Apple.
>>
>>44057828
>8GB
>200$/month
>>
>>44057646
>promoting interracial relationships
>>
iPhone 4 fags getting BTFO.
>>
DID HE EVER SAY WHAT CARRIERS ARE GONNA HAVE IT?
cause my moms gonna want one and if T-mobile doesnt get it then im screwed on getting an L3
>>
>>44057831
The fuck are you talking about.
>just 100 bucks more
Who cares if the price goes to almost 1000?
>>
>>44057675
>30hz
no, you can record and play back in 120fps if you want
>overheats
no again
>not colour accurate
its comparable to dell ips screens
>>
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TICK TOCK MOTHERFUCKERS WATCHES
>>
iPhone 3 confirmed for deprecated
>>
here comes the hipster faggotry
>>
>this gay video
>>
>DUN DUN DUN
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EPIK
>>
HOW THE IPHONE 6 AND THE IPHONE 6
GET THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LOL
>>
>>44057485
kek
>>
DUN DUN DUN
fuck you idiots
>>
SPACE ODAT_ASSY 2001
>>
I'm plain dumbfoudned how the stream can be jumping around to random time-shifted segments like it is.
>>
>>44057841
>Anyone who has the slightest touch with computers or gadgets is plain STUPID if he has ever bought an Apple device.
I hope you aren't saying this while using Windows.
>>
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>64GB
>WOOO YEEEEAAAHH!!
Can't these cunts just include one of these and be done with these 2008 tier storage sizes?
>>
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>>
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>32 GB is out
HAHAHAHA GOOD GOY
>>
>>44057771
>tfw mod can afford an iPhone 5c now
>>
This humming shit is not funny.
>>
>dat singing
>>
>OMG ONLY 8 MEGA PIXELS FOR A CAMERA!!!!
Lol at Droidfags entering into their pixel war.
>>
>>44057718
Here you are, please use a trip.
>>
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>$400 US DOLLARS FOR 16 GB
>$400 US DOLLARS FOR 16 GB
>$400 US DOLLARS FOR 16 GB
>$400 US DOLLARS FOR 16 GB
>>
what a shitty ad
>>
TIME FOR ZANY COMMERCIALS
>>
>>44057864
comcast only
>>
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>that video
jesus christ, just kill me already
>>
>>44057877
>>44057877
Can somebody band this fag for ab it
>>
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Presenting the MiDick
>>
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That's the way she goes boys
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>>44057851
Fucking disgraceful. What a rip off.
>>
>>44057830
> Buying the base model
Haven't since the first iPhone came out
I always get the highest end model. I'm going to be stuck with the phone for 2 years, might as well get the best I can.
>>
>>44057871
That was fucking awful.
>>
>>44057754
Black and gray aren't colors.
>>
Other than LTE Carrier Aggregation and 20 LTE band support, what a disappointment.
>>
>>44057773
16gb to 64gb. Waah?
>>
LE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND LE JIMMY FALLON XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
>>44057887
Im cringing
>>
TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH TIME FOR IWATCH
>>
CAN THIS PHONE ACTUALLY MAKE CALLS?
SOMEONE PLEASE CLARIFY
>>
HOLY FUCK THIS IS CRINGE WORTHY
>>
>>44057858
One day, one day
>>
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>constantly repeating THESE ARE THE BEST PHONES EVER
is this an american thing? shouldnt people get convinced by their presentation that this is the best phone, without them constantly repeating it?
i feel jedi mind tricks
>>
>>44057894
PFfffffff ha
>>
>>44057867
>overheats
>no again
So LG fixed that problem where the screen got dimmer to cool down?
>>
>>44057858
>7 year-old device
>still costs the same as on launch day
seriously the profit margin must be ridiculous
>>
LAAAAME
>>
>wallet
Oh boy
>>
>>44057912
For you
>>
>>44057805
$2600
>>
DUN DUUUN!!
>>
Hey guys when the gay porn stream start? I only see gays but no fucking already.
>>
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>not a single word about nfc payments
wtf apple
>>
Oh found a way to view the live stream:
http colon //t dot co/3gti1nLaYY
Open as network stream in VLC.
>>
FUNNEL CAKE CONFIRMED FOR DELICIOUS
>>
>>44057881
I'm talking about device not software.
>>
nfc incoming
>>
Anonymous of Slovak (ID: !!d82TKSmcsM0)
2014-09-09 13:44:33
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>>44057046
>>44057035
>iPhone now gets a little closer to the battery life of the Moto G but still having less, while having the same PPI and being 8x the price
BRAVO APPLE
>>
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Jesus, how much is it out of contract??
>>
iPhone 6
>8 Megapixels
>1GB of RAM
>Dual core
>720p 5.5" display
LG G3
>13 Megapixels
>2GB RAM
>Quad core
>1440p 5.5" display
There is no reason to but this Apple shit.
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Yes, goyim. Look at these selfie samples and get used to the idea of your daughter going out with a nice negro boy!
Hehehehe
>>
This whole event makes me sick.
>>
NFC finally
>>
>>44057729
so gold color is 199, black is 399? are they high?
>>
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jesus fuck these ads
>>
>>44057895
>inb4 Nigger than Nigger
>>
>>44057719
Nigga, that's an oxymoron.
>>
EPIC, SIMPLY EPIC
>>
that was the shittiest fucking advertisement i've ever seen
i'm convinced this entire demonstration is designed to make people hate apple
>>
OH BIY HERE WE GO
>>
PAYMENTS
PAYMENTS
PAYMENTS
PAYMENTS
PAYMENTS
>>
>>44057923
Worked well enough for Hitler.
>>
>>44057889
Seriously. Just means more noise and worst low-light clarity.
>>
TIME FOR MONEY!
>>
goof thing this thread is moving so fast so no one will ever know im gay
>>
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>WE'LL CONTROL YOUR WALLET
>[voluntary clapping]
>>
>NOW I'D LIKE TO TALK...
>stream is kill
WHAT IS HE GONNA TALK ABOUT?
>>
>>44055771
I propose the following change to the internet.
Detect the browser and OS.
if (OS == "Mac_OS" || "OS = iOS" || browser == "Safari") {
display("Oh, look, a faggot");
redirectTo("lemonparty.org");
}
>>
How fucking hard is it to get a fucking stream that doesn't:
A) Have chinese people talking over it
B) Doesn't stop every 30 seconds
C) Loop all the fucking time
>>
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APPLE CONFIRMED FOR FAT SLOBS
>>
>>44057899
Lost all the liquor money on the new iPhone
>>
NFC NFC NFC
>>
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welp that pretty much sums this up
>>
TIM COOK CONFIRMED FOR CANCER
>>
iWallet, pay us with extra dosh
>>
inb4 nfc iwatch
>>
>>44057948
>>8 Megapixels
>>1GB of RAM
>>Dual core
>>720p 5.5" display
there's no way this is real
those specs are 3 years behind
not to mention it's still gonna have shit battery life and keyboard
>>
>>44057957
>ADS
Get out, never return.
>>
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This is a fucking disaster man, how far they have fallen - holy shit.
>>
APPLE BTC CONFIRMED
>>
I WALLET INCOMING
>>
Is Apple's jewism keeping technology back?
>>
>starts at ONLY 199 (with a 2 year jew contract)
>>
>93Billion in cash reserves
>Can't live stream event successfully
Please trust us with your payments :)
>>
Apple confirmed for inventing NFC.
>>
>>44057943
You're one sick fuck, you know that?
>>
WALLETS
WOOOOOOOH
CLAPCLAPCLAP
*shots gun*
>>
>>44057965
dogecoin support?
>>
>everything is literally gay shit
why is this a sticky, this isn't reddit
>>
>>44057940
THANK YOU
>>
Welp, Android is finished today.
RIP Android 2011-2014
>>
FUCKING STREAM IS REVERSING
>>
>>44057992
Without a doubt
>>
MY STOCK IS SKYROCKETING
I'M RICH BIOOOOOOOTCH
>>
>>44057954
The black one runs faster.
>>
APPLE WANTS THEIR HANDS IN OUR WALLETS
THEY'RE NOT EVEN HIDING IT
>>
ICREDIT
CALLING IT
>>
>>44057729
GOLD AND WHITE WILL BE THE NEW APPLE COLORS.
DITCH THE ALUMINIUM.
WE GOLDEN NOW.
>>
WHY DOES THAT FUCKER HAVE A SHIRT TOO BIG FOR HIM!
THIS FUCKING HIPSTER FAGGIT STYLE!
>>
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
IS THERE A STREAM THAT DOESNT DIE EVERY 5 SECONDS
>>
God this is teleshopping bad
>>
Behold, Apple will find a way to make you more broke than ever!
>>
we infomercial now
>>
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>Look how difficult it is to pull out my credit card
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>>44057886
well da janitor does it for free. just sayin
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>>44057948
>720p 5.5" display
Are you even watching?
>>
Apart from the 240fps camera which as an 5s owner and soon to be art student makes me jelly this really blows donkey dick. So predictable and I don't dig the ipod design
No way steve would have done something so lame and predictable
>>
>>44057948
The only things that can be compared there are the camera and display. And I can't believe that people still don't get that.
>>
NFC will became a thing now?
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>>44057721
it existed 10 years ago, no point claiming it's a feature
>COLOUR SCREEN
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>>44057947
see
>>44057287
Off contract pricing
>>
>>>STREAM FOR NON SAFARI FAGS<<<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnt9_AGbR_0
>>
APPLE CRYPTOCURRENCY INCOMING
>>
>CLAPPING
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>>44057948
the 5.5 inch is 1080p, the 4.7 inch is 750p, not 720p.
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>>44058012
And is bigger.
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>>44057948
5.5 is FHD
And mp =/= image quality, it's picture size.
also
>comparing specs on different OS'es
Please keep using your android system faggot, you deserve it.
>>
>ID needed to buy clothes
>women knowing how to use a purse
>>
>>44057974
Macfags are fucking crazy. They'd celebrate the announcement that all of them are about to be raped, looking forward to a "magical" experience.
>>
>>44057950
>implying that's a nego
Haven't been out of your suburb much huh?
>>
WHY IS THE VLC LINK NOT WORKING
FUCK I INSTALLED VLC FOR THIS
>>
this stream gives me cancer
had the chink bitch again
>>
SAMSUNG GALAXY S5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iPhone 6
Prove me wrong, fgts.
>>
>>44058017
It's free. What do you expect?
>>
Seriously when the gay porn start?
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APPLE CONFIRMED FOR INVENTING MOBILE PAYMENTS, ALL OTHER MANUFACTURERS BTFO
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What the fuck just happened
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CAN WOMEN DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
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>AMERICUCKS DON'T EVEN HAVE CHIP AND PIN
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>>44057948
is it really 720p? and 6+?
>>44057972
faggot
>>
>>
WOW NFC SUCH INNOVATION
>>
>video about visa card ends
>people clap
>>
>Talks about outdated and vulnerable after being fucked by bruteforce
>>
LETS GO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAIN
>>
/g/, I NEED TO KNOW SOMETHING!
WHEN THEY REVEAL THE IWATCH OR WHATEVER...
[spoiler]...will they reveal the point of fucking smartwatches?[/spoiler]
>>
>CREDIT CARD AS SAFE AS ICLOUD
>>
>Need ID to buy things.
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>Talking about security after the iCloud leaks
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>>44057950
/pol/ is always right.
>>
>>44058045
u r rong faggot gtfo
>>
>>44058024
For what kind of drawings do you need 240fps
>>
I haven't used a wallet in years anyway.
>what is a card holder
>>
I seriously hope that everyone who is even remotely responsible for this clusterfuck of a waste of time gets fired.
>>
>>44057973
HOW EXCITING!!!! THEIR VOICES WERE ON FOR 1 WHOLE MINUTE!
>>
>>44057733
If only that was how it works
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>security codes which we all know aren't so secure
Because Apple has done so much better lately....
>>
>>44058017
Yes I have been using: >>44057940
and it works alright.
It's not great, but it doesn't die at least.
>>
So now they literally can take all your money?
>>
store your nudes and your credit card
>>
>>44057771
*as in free beer
>>
WHERE IS THE FUCKING WATCH??????
>>
>>44058059
IT WAS THE HACKER NAMED 4CHAN BRAH
>>
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>>44058038
>unironically defending apple products
>>
>>44057948
This,
The g3 is beastly.
>>
>>44058038
Android makes up 70% of the mobile market now and runs on better and more advanced hardware.
Why limit yourself to 2007 specs?
>>
>>44057948
>The video resolution is kept at 1080p but the 60fps has now been promoted to the max FullHD resolution (up from 720p @ 60fps). Slo-mo video can shoot at 120fps and 240fps, but at a lower resolution.
Ok.
And don't shoot 4K.
>>
Dont worrry guys, your card information weill be kept in the iCloud :^)
>>
>>44058021
>better scan your card into your phone and back it up in the cloud in case your phone gets stolen :^)
>>
>women are dumb
what a bomb
>>
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REVELATION 13:16
And he causes all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free men and the slaves, to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, and he provides that no one will be able to buy or to sell, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the beast or the number of his name.…
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>>44058063
>>
APPELPAY HERE TO STAY
>>
>>44058043
You think that's bad? I installed fucking Safari for this. Still doesn't work.
>>
>>44057943
>4.420 viewers
>>
>APPLEPAY
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>
seriously though, isn't nfc widely adopted in china and japan?
>>
AliPay?
>>
>>44058017
Looks like they rolled this one back by about 15 minutes for a larger buffer
>>
ApplePay?
>>
APPLE PAY OH MY FUCKING GOD
IT'S A NEW SERVICE TO GIVE APPLE MONEY
>>
APPLE EH
>>
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>>44058030
THANKS GOOGLE
>>
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>APPLE PAY
APPLE PAY
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APPLE PAY
>>
AppleGay
>>
>Apple security
>Safe
>Having an iWallet
>>
APPLE PAY
WHAT A NAME
>>
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PAY ME CASH
PAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEE SHHHHEEECKKKKKKEEEELLLSSSSS
PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY PAY
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>>44058058
>americlaps
>>
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>Magnetic stripe bad
>Our cloud money storage good!
>>
>apple pay
>not iPay
>>
>>44058030
thanks for this
>>
>>44058028
It didn't on the iPhone so it's new. I believe it's not even that old on Android. So, you know, just calm your mammaries
>>
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>but now you can let the iCloud handle your money
>>
>That faggot with the crutches
>>
Apple invented mobile payments.
>>
>applepay
ew
>>
So, iphone 6. Looks like lumia 925 raped galaxy s4 and this thing popped out. Meh.
>>
>tfw on Cricket
>tfw you have to pay full price
>WALLET YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
:(
>>
PLEASE GUYS WHAT TO USE FOR STREAM IT LAGS SO HARD
>>
?Pay
how original
>>
worst stream ever
>>
applegay
>>
Applepay kekekekekekekek.
>>
APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY APPLE PAY JEZUS MY SIDES
>>
>>44058103
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
>>
WOW INNOVASHION AN NFC CHIP
CLAPPING
SO AMAZING
INCREDIBLE
>>
Applegay
>>
>not paying with touch id applepay
>2011+3
>>
>>44058109
he forgot to show the part where you have to open the app choose the card press ok etc
>>
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>>44058121
APPLE DOES IT AGAIN !
>>
Good thing we use chips in europe
>>
>implying anything but about 10 shops will get those apple pay devices
>>
>>44057925
Not aware that was even a problem, its never happened to me. Must only happen to people in nigger countries
>>
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Apple just invented Visa Paywave.
Fuck yeah!
>>
>inb4 Apple changes the name of their company to
PAY
>>
So, Google wallet?
>>
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THATS IT
THATS IT DOG
>>
applepay
shit this makes me happy, this is the fucking FUTURE THANKS APPLE
>>
>>44057805
From what I see, it's whatever the phone costs off contract, doubled, + 10%. It's far cheaper in the long run to buy off contract, and get a super cheap sim (i'm in the UK, so I use Three's 123 sim. 1p per mb, 2p texts, 3p minute, and 150mb free a month, on a nexus 5. super cheap deal.
>>
BUZZWORDS:
THE CONFERENCE
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>>44058121
These US faggots don't even know what is chip and pin.
>>
ApplePay?
>Apple
>Pay
>Pay
>Apple
Pay Apple!
Also >he believes NFC is new
>>
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>mfw these fucking faggots try to sell me on the idea that using a wallet is hard
yeah nah fuck off
>>
>NFC
>Apple Revolutionising the industry.
>First of its kind.
>>
APPLEPLAY MY DICK APPLAUSE 888888888
SO FAST AND EASY
>>
APPLEPAY
APPLEPAY
APPLEPAY
APPLEPAYAPPLEPAY
APPLEPAY
APPLEPAY
APPLEPAY
APPLEPAY
APPLEPAY
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>>44058115
u aint kidding
>>
>not showing how she had to get her phone out
>not showing that she had to unlock the phone
>not showing that she had to find the app
>not showing that she had to start the app
Oh man.
>>
>WALLAT
>>
>apple now knows your fucking credit card credentials
kek
>>
All this big brother shit. Fuck this
>>
>iphone 6 uses NFC
>>
This really isn't exciting at all. It's basically an Android phone presentation with a size increase, spec bump and features no one outside of Silicon Valley will use.
>>
>>44058030
merci
>>
>apple acting like their the first ones to do this shit and people will eat it up
>>
SECURE ELEMENT CONFIRMED FUCK YOU NONBELIEVERS
>>
>>44058030
UPDATE: Apple won't let me it because I'm not on a Mac, I'll restream an ustream.com channel: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/techzan . Go there for a better experience. Thanks.
>>
>it stores all your payment information
nope
>>
>>44058082
I had that before and it broke all the time and still does
>>
>Apple Pay supports multiple credit cards
It's over, Google is finished
>>
>DON'T HAVE A WALLET
>IPHONE RUNS OUT OF BATTERY
>>
"pay" because it's what apple is the best at making us do
>>
Uggggg, i hate this sperg lord
autism overload
>>
Wow, it's just like my visa paywave
>>
>>44058154
yes
but now people will actually care and it'll be widely implemented
thanks apple
>>
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So after the iCloud leaks
They're telling us to keep our money on the cloud
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
So Apple just invented NFC?
>>
WHY DO I GET RANDOM CUTS TO 2 SONGS AT THE SAME TIME?
>>
WOW ONLY IF I WASN'T DOING NFC PAYMENTS WITH MY NEXUS S 4 YEARS AGO APPLE DOES IT AGAIN
>>
>>44058155
Thank you based Seiba
>>
Guys, whoa! The Secure Element!
>>
>are you tired of carrying a purse with you, looking like a huge phaggot? well now check this out:
>>
I don't use Bank of America.
>>
at least more locations will adopt NFC pay terminals for my THREE YEAR OLD NEXUS
>>
>>44058152
Paywave + TouchID?
>>
>GROUNDBREAKING NFC WHICH IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH NORMAL NFC
>SECURE ELEMENT
>>
>muh invulnerability
>muh time saving method
>i'm a dumb fuck and i lose my credit cards
>APPLEPAY GUISE IT'S GONNA WORK
This is pure autism
>>
Yay! Apple finally has what I used at a grocery store 1.5 years ago! PRAISE APPLE!
>>
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>APPLEPAY
>TRUSTING APPLE WITH YOUR FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT
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OY VEY
TRY APPLE PAY
>THEY'RE DOING THIS SHIT A WEEK AFTER THE ICLOUD HACKING INCIDENT
SMOOTH MOVE APPLE
>>
ICLOUD IS SAFE RIGHT GUYIZE? TIME TO GIVE APPLE ALL MY BANK INFO TOO
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>the security of Touch ID
Man fuck this shit
>>
WE NFC NOW
>>
>>44058027
>"Groundbreaking NFC antenna".
>>
They're not even hiding it.
>>
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>dat lack of fashion sense
>>
>Touch ID
>secure
sides etc
>>
>>44058092
>again with the specs
If there was a android device running IOS it would be a instabuy for me. Until that moment it'll be apple phones for me.
>>
>>44058030
My nigga
>>
>>44058160
Yes we do; we have to get replacement debit cards with "chips'n'dip" from our banks whenever we go out of the country.
>>
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IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>
just imagine that everyone in the crowd is a mentally handicapped child and suddenly what they're saying makes complete sense. it's like being told "good job little buddy" while your mum pays someone to be friends with you but here they charge you 600 quid for the pleasure
>>
>mfw this technology won't work inf 90% of the countries it sells in
GREAT
>>
EDDIE QUEER
>>
>>44058150
I have only seen reviews where that happens, I don't have a G3.
>>
ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>ON PHONE NOT ON iCLOUD
>>
Scanning a credit card is kinda cool.
>>
CNBC reporting that the streaming is shit.
lel. Thought it was only bad for non-Safari people like me.
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Android faggots btfo
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>apple talking about security
>>
Take a picture of your credit cards.
Upload to iCloud
#fappeningCreditCardEdition
>>
>>44058206
With the fingerprint auth it should be pretty secure. iCloud exploits were possible since there wasn't two-factor auth.
>>
>>44058199
I was about to post that
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>>44058175
This. I LITERALLY can't find a feature some flagship android doesn't have.
>>
>>44058183
>>DON'T HAVE A WALLET
>>IPHONE RUNS OUT OF BATTERY
lawl
better buy the extra backup battery
>>
"secure element" to store your payment information
sure, very secure
>>
LITERALLY GIVE US YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR THE NSA
>>
>Handing all your payment info over to Apple
lol
>>
>>44058221
you'd still be broke lelz
>>
>>44057940
its the same thing bro... keeps going back to old scenes...
>>
>>44057638
WOAOH THEY ACTUALLY PUT BUTTONS ON THE BEZEL INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT THERE WASTING SPACE??? FUCKING SAMSHIT HOW DO YOU DARE
OH BASED GOOGLE THANKS FOR BEZELS AND NO SDCARD SUPPORT YEAH FUCK ME IN THE ASS MORE MASTER!!
>>
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maximum fun
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>>44058218
iOS is shit anon why limit yourself to a restictive and shit OS?
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FUNDED BY OUR LONG-NOSED COMPATRIOTS AT GOLDENBERG BANKING
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>>44058230
it's nothing special, the holiday inn android app does that
>>
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>showing payment with credit card
>this faggot's talking like there is LIKE NO OTHER WAY TO PAY
>thinks any sane person would trust apple with their bank accounts after iCloud breach
>apple drones clapping their hearts out
>mfw
good thing i pay cash for my daily spendings, cant even imagine relying on these chucklefucks getting bruteforce'd again
>>
>Secure like only apple can ;)
>>
WE HAVE BILLIONS OF CREDIT CARDS
>>
>>44057940
>co/3gti1nLaYY
>3gti1nLaYY
>LaYY
>aYY
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>>44058160
Yeah that looked awkward as shit.
>Hurr show some ID
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>>44058092
what is 64-bit
>>
How long before someone finds a hole in the "secure element"?
>>
>applepay
>apple in charge of your money
>>
>>44058231
no its been shit for everyoen the whole time , the cunts
>>
>>44058131
>end of the wallet
>what is cash
>implying I carry my wallet for 15 credit cards
topkek, what kind of people do even have more than 1 credit card or debit card and carry them arround with them at the same time?
>>
You need to feed shekels to your iPhone for it to werk
>>
>>44057973
jesus christ those bezels are huge. Just compare those to Nexus or Gx series. Especially at the top.
>>
>>44058214
he's Elliotcore
>>
>NOT THE MERCHANT
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>>44058241
stored on iPhone not iCloud in secure element
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ALL YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION ENCRYPTED, SECURED AND PRIVATE
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>Americans will actually eat this shit up
>>
>>44058214
He looks like a knockoff Joey from PALS
>>
The cashier doesn't get your CC information, either.
Eddy hammering on privacy here — a big differentiator from Google, of course.
>>
>>44058188
>dem Home Depot hacks
>dem Target hacks
>dat iCloud leak
yeah, it'll be fun to see how people start trusting apple again
>>
>Don't give it to the merchant
NO TIM
YOU ARE THE MERCHANT
>>
WE DON'T GIVE IT TO THE MERCHANTS
>>
DAT STAB AT GOOGLE
>>
This is the most horrible Apple event of all time. Steve Jobs would go insane if he witnessed this.
>>
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LOOK AT THIS ILLUMINATI SHIT GOING ON OMG
ALL SEEING EYE
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Le merchant face
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>>44058050
The people in that row have been sacrificed to Satan to revive Steve. He'll walk on stage shortly.
>>
>STORE IT SAFELY
>>
groundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFCgroundbreaking NFC
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Apple is so secure, the cloud is perfect.
So dynamic, it's not like the Fappening just happened a few days ago.
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Anyone wanna bet that Chris Pirillo will say Applepay is the best thing ever? NFC is the future, right?
https://plus.google.com/+ChrisPirillo/posts/UKQvtLH5Ejx
>>
"We are not in the business of collecting your data."
>>
>Merchant
>>
>"secure element"
>>
>The merchant
HAHAHAHA
>>
Merchant
>>
sup with them buttugly shirts, did they prucure them from some guido gaybar?
>>
Cue : "we are not in the business of collecting your data."
google BTFO :^)
>>
>We are not in the business of collecting your data.
SHOTS FIRED GOOGLE
>>
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>Apple Pay goes down
>Can't buy anything
neat
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>>44058235
>IMPLYING THERE WON'T BE A WAY AROUND THAT FOUND SOON ENOUGH GIVEN HOW SHIT APPLE IS AT SECURITY
>>
>>44058255
you don't even know why 64-bit is better. you're just parotting shit like an apple kiddie.
>>
HOLY SHIT ARE THEY RETARDED
THIS SHIT WILL BE HACKED DAY1
>>
>>44058234
It's okay it'll only be celebrity CCs. :)
>>
W-w-what if your battery runs out?
W-w-what if the store doesn't have a Apple Pay machine?
W-w-what's the fucking point?
>>
[citation needed]
>>
Can I be honest with you guys for a second?
I hate all of this.
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>>44058268
>"We send it over to the banks to check"
>"We send it over"
>"We send it"
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MERCHANT DOESN'T GET NUMBERS
APPLE SAVING PAYMENT
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APPLE INVENTED NFC
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>>44058257
I thought they already did, that's why google ditched it and created an emulated one
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> apple in charge of security
Implying this shit wont be hacked within a month
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When's the ipod touch 6 coming?
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WE DON'T GIVE IT TO THE MERCHANT
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Why is no one talking about how there's a 128 GB variant of the new iPhone?
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>>44058224
Lol this
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>>44058164
you mean there is another way?
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>I
>M
>P
>L
>Y
>I
>N
>G
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GOOGLE STOCKS PLUMMETING!
ANDROID IS KILL!
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This pay shit just screams HACK ME HACK ME
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>it's fast, it's secure, it's private
>you can trust us
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bullshit
>>
>McDonalds
FREEDOM
USA
AMERICA
>>
C'MON GOYBY
DON'T FEAR THE MERCHANT
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>>44058303
Are those pancakes real? They look disgusting and like plastic.
>>
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Thank you merchant.
>>
JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING
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>Apple doesn't know what you bought, where you bought it, and how much you bought it for
Its ok, you can trust us...
>>
We know that our servers were involved in the Fappening, now trust us with your credit card info.
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> It's fast and secure.
After the iCloud incident
> mfw
>>
>Merchants can't see my details on a card they hold for 10 seconds max
bet they remembered all those fucking digits aye
>>
MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED MCDONALDS CONFIRMED
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Will this shit every catch on?
How fucking difficult is it to just swipe your credit card like a normal person?
>>
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
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Welp, so long Note 3 and Google wallet. Hello iPone 6 Plus. Can I pay for my iPhone 6 with ApplePay?
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>Apple pie
>Apple pie
>Apple pie
>Apple pie
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>>44058297
>>44058293
>>44058298
Erm, whats so funny about merchant?
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>>44058303
my pamcakes never look this pretty :(
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>>44058151
INNOVASHUN
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>>44058214
I'm sure he thinks about that all the way to the bank
>>
This will be the first major product fail, since Steve Jobs died.
Apple will sink into obscurity within the next 5 years.
RIP Apple
>>
>Merchant
>Merchant
>Merchant
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>>44058302
>>We are not in the business of collecting your data.
>We are in the business of leaking your data.
SHOTS FIRED APPLE
>>
>clapping for mcdonalds
kek
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>>44058268
>secure element
AHAHhhahahahHAHAHAHAH
>>
PARTNERING WITH WHOLE FOODS
THEY SURE KNOW THEIR HIPSTER AUDIENCE
>>
WE MCDONALDS NOW
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>>44058323
It's just storage dude...
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>>44058316
stuff that's not what he said and you know it
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>>44058213
Can say what you guys want, like "NFC is relevant now?". Yes, NOW it is, because NFC like others is just a tool. Apple get that tool and actually do something withing their ecosystem. That is why "just works".
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>>44058246
>john appleseed
everytime
what a gay name
>>
YOU CAN USE IT AT MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU
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>THE MERCHANT
MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS APPLE
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>>44058326
fucking this is literally everyone who buys this phone top kek
>>
>apple pay at mcdoanlds drive through
>drop your phone out the window
>>
why are these goons cheering random companies?
>>
top lel on iphone presenting the prices of the phone that don't even include the monthly fee you will be paying for the phone as well
they make it seem like it's cheap as fuck
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>>44058321
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
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Absolutely disgusting. All of it. Disgusting. I'm getting a 5S for my next phone.
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>>44058339
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Best comedy show of 2014
THE BEST
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>barely over 720p
Kek, and this will probably cost 1000 dollars. Even the de facto tablet only has a 1080p display which they have the guts to call Retina™?
Top fucking laugh Apple innovating with old hardware as usual
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>>44058350
>Skynet
Skynet
>Skynet
Skynet
>Skynet
Skynet
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Skynet
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Skynet
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>>44058030
>merchant locations
hmmm
>>
If it's as fast and secure as their fucking stream, I don't want Apple Pay
>>
What about Walmart who gives a shit about this if Walmart doesn't use it?
>>
DISNEY CONFIRMED
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>Burgers Pay
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>>44058370
GOD BLESS APPLE
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>
>this festival of consumerism
>>
With the iphone 6 plus. I might actually be interested in that. Currently have a note II. Doesn't anyone else get sick of the bugs that happen with android?
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americans clapping because apple pay is available for mcdonalds
fucking americans
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oy vey, just scan your credit card to your phone without bruteforce protection
you can trust us
>>
We already have PayPass at most stores in Canada. You just touch the card to the machine. Even Interac supports contactless payment.
http://www.interac.ca/index.php/en/interac-flash/interac-flash-for-consumers
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so much goyim so little time
>>
ANDROID FAGS BTFO
ENJOY YOUR SHITTY PLASTIC TOYS FAGGOTS LOL
>>
From here until sept 19 I'm going to use google wallet at all the places that I can find just to fuck up with people
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kek'd
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>pretentious hipsters who use apple
>eat at mcdonalds
wut
>>
So is ApplePay using Visa PayWave point of sales machines, or does it require their own machine?
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CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
fucking Americans
>>
Fucking cashiers, they always are stealing my card numbers.
>>
BEATS
>>
Apple already knows your shipping address...
>>
>ApplePay at McDonald's
>>
BEATS
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>>44058305
>claims he needs a quadcore/octocore
>doesn't see a benefit for a 64-bit processor
fuck'n android faggot.
>le evil big corp
>>
>McDonalds
ENGAGE THE CLAPPING
>>
MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU
WOW
AMERICA
>>
Fuck disneyland
When will hookers accept apple pay?
>>
>>44058397
I died
>>
Ah yes, the drive-thru thing. I wonder how this will work without a nigga stealing your phone
>>
anyone wanna touch my butt?
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>>44058367
NFC needs Apple's help in the US.
EU, UK and Australia already has NFC everywhere.
>>
>Whole Jews
>crowd goes wild
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BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS
>BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS
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>BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATS
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Amerifats gonna be even more fat, even more fast.
>>
>you can buy stuff more easily
Thanks Apple
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ugh
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>>44058335
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
LICK MY DICK AND SUCK ON MY BALLS
>>
> WANTING BEATS AUDIO
>>
>yfw only Apple can make these big innovations in the tech industry due to their clout
Google would kill to be able to influence other businesses to incorporate their stuff.
>>
>>44058426
is that you gropy
>>
>>44058419
god you're retarded. just stop posting.
>>
>>44058355
>>44058429
220000 HAPPY MERCHANTS
>>
Is PayPal kill?
>>
Mcdonalds have supported NFC payment in the UK for quite a long time now.
>>
>my little baseball
>>
BUY BEATS SHARES NAO!!!!
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>>44058412
>he said sangwich
>>
>Shared with the merchant
Im dying
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>>44058410
don't forget the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>44058367
you can already do this it's called paywave and it was available at every single one of those merchants they listed a year ago.
>>
>No card information shared with the merchant
>merchant
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>>44058409
Visa, but it'll likely require an extra backend software.
>Just like Mastercard does, etc
>>
I can use ApplePay to buy my lube at Walgreens and get a Triple McGangbang on the way home.
>>
>all the hipsters cheering for Whole Foods
The Age of Consumerism has dawned
>>
>socialism, the thread
God Bless The Market
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>>44058344
do you hand your card over in us?
in canada you just swipe in the machine
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If this makes NFC payments more popular so I can actually use my OnePlus One to pay shit with, that'd be great. If AppleJew is proprietary I will be fairly... not disappoint, since it's expected. Unsatisfied.
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True innovation!
No one has ever thought about anything like this.
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>>44058444
paypal was always kill, faggot
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>>44058367
I've already used Google Wallet numerous times on my phone to pay for stuff at stores.
>>
>>44058425
Same way it works without the nigga getting your money or your card now?
>>
>all these apps will not get updates on iphone 5 or lower devices
>>
>>44058407
so their response to this is to take the piss
way to go
>>
>Wow, such stream
>So laggy
>>
>Tfw NFC is about to become widespread because Apple adopted it and I didn't care that the phone I just bought didn't have NFC because, "where could I even use it?"
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>>44057465
"retina display" - 2010 ok cool apple
"retina... HD" -DOOASODOODOSA OHLY SHIT
-macfags
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>NONE OF YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION IS SHARED WITH THE MERCHANT
>THE MERCHANT
OY VEY
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>>44058429
photoshop with Jew Merchant as his face
>>
>APPLE INVENTED PAYAL
APPLE INVENTED PAYAL
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>>
>Target
>forgetting that they got hacked
>>
>"nothing is shared with the merchant"
>>
did he say sangwich?
>>
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
We are not in the business of collecting your data
>We are not in the business of collecting your data
TOP FUCKING KEK APPLEFAGS
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>>44058407
wait
is that for real?
too quick for someone to make
I can't decide, this keynote's too funny
>>
>>44058462
Not in the US no, it has been a failure.
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Yes, goyim, consume! Consume faster! Consume easier!
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>>44057329
yuri-ism pls go
>>
>>44058438
the only reason they haven't made the real apple TV yet is because they don't have enough influence over cable companies etc.
>>
BEATS
>>
CNBC has like a 12 man panel discussing this lel
>>
KEK US ONLY FOR NOW
OTHER COUNTRIES, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
>>
jesus this is literally nothing new
japan has been doing this for fucking decades, and the fact it is being fragmented depending on what kind of phone you use means it will remain shit here
>>
WILL ANY OF THIS WORK OUTSIDE THE US?
>>
YAY I can give Apple more money, this is amazing!
>>
>trust us
>you dumb fucks
>>
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This is a really really good idea, but it's going to take a long time -- and some bigger batteries -- before anyone can actually get rid of their credit cards.
>>
>beath eadphones
>>
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so it begins
>>
Seems everyone here in Korea pays for everything with NFC already.
>>
>tfw won't be able to use most "health" features and Apple Pay because not in America
>tfw don't even know what some apps do they are talking about because they are barely used where I live
This is such bullshit, I don't have an iPhone anymore but man, that shit's just not fly
>>
>Beats
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>only in the US
this will fail hard
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>>44058460
im not us but sometimes the faggots dont trust retards to use the machines, then complain they don't work.
>>
I'm calling it
someone works out a software workaround to touchID and everyone gets a ton of free shit
>>
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I've never seen Apple jewing this hard before
>>
TIME FOR IWATCH
>>
>one more thing
WATCH
>>
Apple invented time travel according to this stream
>cuts to people entering
>>
iWATCH CONFIRMED
>>
are they playing 2 songs at once what the fuk
>>
ONE MORE THING
>>
>>44058488
But I use it with Google Wallet all the time
>>
>One more thing.
clap clap clap
>>
Watch time
>>
Zero ApplePay outside of the US
>>
>>44058500
LOL
>>
>>44058462
What the hell, even here in third world we have these things for ages!
>>
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>>44058490
I can't hear you over the jewing going on.
>>
>trusting apple with your shopping habbits and payments
they can't even run a fucking livestream
>>
>Apple Pay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM
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MUH STOCK
Fuck yes Drinks on me NIGGERS
>>
THE NOSE KNOWS
>>
>>44058488
fucking bullshit. it's already in every store that was in that apple store. go to Panera, Whole Foods, or Chipolte. they all have PayWave already.
>>
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>They said one more thing
pls no
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Tricking de goyim is so easy.
>>
panic
>>
WHAT COULD IT BE?
>>
HERE WE GO
>>
iDILDO! Finally
>>
WE IWATCH NOW
>>
ONE MORE THING
YOUR BODIES ARE READY
>>
This is going to be amazing when another leak happens. We just have all of your data in this "secure element"
Also
>target
JUST HAD A SECURITY BREACH
TOP LEL
TOP KEK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>44058498
U wot m8. I came back from Japan few months ago and it's nearly impossible to pay with your debit card anywhere. stop telling bullshit. Japan uses cash mostly
>>
If Paypal dies, I'm happy about all of this.
>>
ONE MORE THING
HOLY SHIT
STEVE JOBS CONFIRMED TO BE ALIVE
>>
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>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
>ONE MORE THING
ONE MORE THING
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>PEOPLE LITERALLY STANDING AND CLAPPING
>>
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>44058462
It's not about inventing it, it's about making people use it.
>>
>>44058544
YES
>>
GET READY FOR SOME ENRICHMENT
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>>44058486
No....
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IWATCH INCOMING
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>>44058540
Fucking crashed right before
>>
I can't believe they're genuinely making a service to improve the experience of you giving them money.
>>
as an apple fan i give no fucks about smart watches
lets see some new macs
>>
>>44058554
[CLAPPING LIKE FAGGOTS]
>>
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
>>
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Here comes the shitty watch.
>>
WHY ARE THEY FOCUSING SO MUCH ON THIS APPLE PAY SHIT
THIS IS ALMOST AS BAD AS THE XBOX ONE REVEAL
>>
EYE WATCH
>>
One More Thing...
AMERICLAPS
>>
STEVE JOBS!
>>
>APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
>APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
>APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
>APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
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>APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
>APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
>APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
>APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
APPLE INVENTED THE WATCH
>>
its happening
>>
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>>44058490
Us yuri bros are everywhere.
>>
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HAPNENG
Spoiler alert: it's shit.
>>
iWATCH
>iWATCH
iWATCH
>iWATCH
iWATCH
>iWATCH
iWATCH
>iWATCH
iWATCH
>iWATCH
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>iWATCH
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>iWATCH
iWATCH
>iWATCH
iWATCH
>iWATCH
>>
>>44058533
I FUCKING KNEW I SHOULD'VE INVESTED
Oh well, I'm just a giant pussy
>>
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ITS ALL OGRE
>ITS ALL OGRE
ITS ALL OGRE
>ITS ALL OGRE
ITS ALL OGRE
>ITS ALL OGRE
ITS ALL OGRE
>ITS ALL OGRE
ITS ALL OGRE
>ITS ALL OGRE
ITS ALL OGRE
>ITS ALL OGRE
ITS ALL OGRE
>ITS ALL OGRE
O G R E
G
R
E
>>
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Here it comes.
>>
>>44058554
I shet a tear when he says that...
>>
>ONE MORE THING
>CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Why?
>>
u wot.. m8
>>
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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>IT'S HAPPENING
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IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
>>
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WAN MORE THIN
>>
>>44058554
>happy merch
>>
So how's ApplePay better than Google Wallet? Just TouchID or is there something else? More merchant support?
>>
The made a new world
>>
what is happening
>>
>>44058513
fucking lost my shit
>>
iButtPlug confirmed
>>
Seriously, Apple conferences are the most American thing there is. I can't hold all of this clapping.
>>
>>44055810
I'm using this and it keeps switching between the beginning of the event (where everyone takes a seat) and the current time (or a little behind)
>>
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>“We have security integrated throughout both hardware and software in a way only Apple can.”
>>
crash shit
>>
ITS ROUND
>>
IWATCH Is Confirmed!
>>
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>
>>44058571
I CLAP ALONG IN MY BASEMENT
>>
CUM EVERYWHERE!
>>
>>44057994
This can't possibly be real. 128GB of storage is $200 in 2014, which doubles the price of the device and 2 year contract?
>>
>>44058575
It looks like a movie trailer.
>>
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FUCKING
FINALLY
>>
Wow it looks ugly as shit
>>
BABA YETU
>>
why is apples official stream so garbage? do these people know anything about infrastructure?
>>
>>44058599
probably those two things. google wallet is actually awesome, just not really popular
>>
Why is shitty music playing?
>>
>>44058169
> you don't carry your phone constantly
> you don't leave your phone unlocked so you can go back to what you were doing straight away
> there is only one app now
> it is always running
shop till you drop muthafuckas
>>
>murriclaps buying this shit
lel
>>
ominous
>>
>>44058599
>So how's ApplePay better than Google Wallet?
People are gonna actually use it.
>>
>Square display
haha oh apple
>>
BRACING FOR EMOTIONAL TECH AD #63298762
>>
IT"S HAPPENING
IT"S HAPPENING
IT"S HAPPENING
IT"S HAPPENING
The world is ending.
iWatch is HERE!
>>
wat
it looks like shit
what the fuck are you doing, Apple
>>
IT's SQUARE
>ITS OVER
IT's SQUARE
>ITS OVER
>>
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>BUILDUP INTENSIFIES
>>
FUCK STOCK WILL SKYROCKET
>>
APPLE INVENTED A NEW PLANET
>>
IM SO EXCITED!!!!
>>
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IT'S HAPPENING
>>
it actually looks alright
>apple invented the smartwatch
>>
>>44058615
OH WOW, APPLE IS DOING WHAT EVERY FUCKING ONE WAS DOING FOR 2 YEARS ALREADY, IT'S HAPPENING GOY.
>>
>>44058631
if apple pay gets popular, so too will google wallet
>>
That looks pretty ugly
>>
>>44058599
Its better because Google Wallet is dead
>>
wub wub wub
>>
And here it is...
FUCKING STREAM
WTF
>>
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Have they even mentioned how iCloud security has been wide open for over a year?
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>>44058570
>as a massive faggot I don't care about boobs
>let's see some thick cocks
>>
So that's where the sapphire went!
>>
SAPHIRE
>>
>>44058599
people with money
>>
inb4 they announce iClap
>>
holy shit, it looks liek ass
>>
alright this is sexy
>>
OH GOD IT IS FUCKING HIDEOUS
>>
http://pastebin.com/9SjBEikK
It's apple's mov
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>>44058611
> Secrutiy throught obscurity
> Just trust us, you silly dumb fucks !
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>>44058645
Ewwwwwww.
>>
SQUARE
A FUCKING SQUARE
>>
>>44056276
lrn2iqdb
reverse image search is even built into 4chan now so there's no excuse
>>
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>2020
>suddenly out of the blue apple devices to suspend your apple account
>applepay account linked to apple account no longer works
>can't buy anything since everyone uses applepay
>slowly starve to death
>>
>square watch
can't wait for the ishills to justify this shit.
>>
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Apple Watch CONFIMRED
SQUARE
SQUARE
SQUARE
ITS OGREEEER
>>
JESSUS CHRIST I HATE THIS FUCKING STREAM
>>
HAHAHAHA OH MAN IT'S SUCH A MEDIOCRE WATCH
jesus fuck i'll stick with my mechanical watch
>>
Apple is the greatest innovator of the current century. Without them technological progress would have been so much slower. They are what IBM was during the 80s and 90s.
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>>44058654
Why the fuck would they take about that at a press event?
>>
Apple Watch.
Apple Watch.
Apple Watch.
>NOT IWATCH
>NOT IWATCH
>NOT IWATCH
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watch
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>Magnet clasp
lel
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>>44058632
But it has rounded corners.
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>>44058513
GOOD GOY
>>
Holy fuck this is really ugly.
>>
lame
>>
>chainmail
>thick
>square
>>
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>iPhone 6 from $199 - iPhone 6 Plus from $299
Wait what, they're going for the cheap market? The fuck?
>>
>>44058645
OH BOY IT'S THE OLD IPOD NANO BUT THIS TIME THE STRAP IS INTEGRATED INTO THE DEVICE
INNOVATION
>>
We're all witnessing the death of Apple.
>tfw Steve would be very disappointed
>>
THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A FUCKING SMARTWATCH
ITS SUPPOSED TO LOOK CLASSY SAMSUNG
>>
>magnet strapping
cant wait to see how easy it is to just rip it off your wrist and steal it
>>
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I want that watch
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>>44055815
woopsie
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>>44058605
Thanks. I took the screenshot a year ago and didn't use it until now.
>>
iEarth
>>
SCARY WORLD ZOOM INTRO
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>We want the autistic watch collector audience
>>
that watch looks kinda gay
>>
>>44058599
le happy merchant support
>>
WATCH and learn Samsung fuckers.
>>
>18 karat gold
>>
IWATCH LOOKS LIKE SHIT
>>
>>44058585
What i'm watching...
>>
oh god this while thing is just embarrassing.
>>
IT'S AN ALL CAPS NAME
WHAT ARE YOU DOING APPLE
>>
>iWatch
Looks like complete ass
>>
>yfw Apple beats Samsung at the phablet and watch market with superior American engineering
>>
[clapping intensifies]
>>
IT COULDNT JUST BE CIRCLE COULD IT???
FUCKS SAKE APPLE
IT LOOKS STUPID
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD BE THE ONE COMPANY TO ACTUALLY GET THE DESIGN RIGHT
>>
disappointed it's square
>>
>apple invented the watch
>>
apple watch? fucking stupid. why not iwatch?
>>
>Mickey Mouse watch face
buyable watch faces confirmed
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kill me now
>la appLE invented the watch faec
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THAPPHIRES
>>
IWATCH CONFIRMED
>>
>standing ovation for this shit
>>
The crowd is unbearable.
>>
>>44058677
That looks like a babies toy
>>
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
A
"SMART"
WATCH ??!! :DDDDDDDDD
>>
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IT'S HAPPENING
>>
STANDING OOOOVATTTIOOONNN
NEW ERA OF IPOD APPLE IS GOD LIVE FOREVERRR
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>>44058694
are you actually retarded.
that will be with a fucking $30/month contract.
>>
>Apple Pay
>Apple Watch
RIP letter i
>>
>>44058678
http://pastebin.com/9SjBEikK
>>
ITS CLAPPENING
>>
>>44058665
Virus.
>>
>not called iWatch
>>
HAHAHAHAHA OH WOW
MOTO360 BLOWS THIS OUT OF THE WATER
>>
>THE ENTIRE CROWD STANDING AND CHEERING OVER A FUCKING UNORIGINAL WATCH
OKKKKK
>>
>2014
>watch
my phone tells me the time
>>
>>44058694
On Contract. That means 650 and 750 at full retail minimum.
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>>44058557
>watch stream of presentations at the IFA
>presenters reveal things, make jokes, whatever
>leave pauses
>awkward pause in presentation because nobody's clapping
>watch presentation held in America
>feels like I'm in one those 4chan Americlap stories
>>
>standing ovation
>standing ovation
>standing ovation
>>
iWatch CONFIRMED
GOOGLE GETTING BTFO
>>
>innovation
>>
R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
>R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
>R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
>R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
>R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
>R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
>R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
>R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
>R.I.P IN PEACE APPLE - 19WHATEVER TO 2011
>>
Didn't they already do this watch shit with the nano a few years back?
>>
THAT FUCKING SPACE SHIP
>>
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CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>
>standing ovation
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>
ONE JOB APPLE, IT HAD TO BE ROUND, ONE JOB
WHY COULDN'T IT BE ROUND
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>>44058662
That is an ugly ass watch mate holy shit
>>
iPod attached to a bracelet wooooooow fucking finallt
>>
I CAME
>>
>apple watch
>not iWatch
>dropping the i from everything
>>
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How fucking ugly
Oh and TOO LATE FGTS
>>
Are you guys serious in saying the watch looks like shit?
It looks noticeably better than shit like the Galaxy Gear and I'm an androidfaggot
>>
>Standing ovation
fucking
really
guys... c'mon
>>
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They were about to start sucking each other's dicks right then and there.
>>
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
OF A FUCKING
SMARTWATCH?
WHHHHHYYYY????
>>
>>44058718
IT'S AN ALL CAPS POST, what are you doing anon?
>>
>>44055732
Well, now Apple is going to get credit for inventing the watch. Awesome.
>>
lel
>>
Holy shit even the samshit watch is better looking
>>
I've been using Macs and iPhones for years now and holy shit both the iPhone 6 and the Watch look hideous and are gigantic ripoffs
>>
APPLE FUCKING WATCH
>>
Design straight from 2008.
Now only $1000.
>>
Most personal device eva :(
No sex toy this time guys.
>>
>Secure
>NFC
lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2rF3dD1Ns0
>>
Would never buy, but that's one of the best-looking smart watches I've seen yet.
>>
>Standing ovation
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
this makes me cringe so hard
>>
[interlacing intensifies]
>>
>>44058729
the old nano had the same but not with the foot tapping animation
>>
>Americlaps
>>
>>44057958
lol'd
>>
>standing ovation
>for this lukewarm piece of shit
>>
I can"t believe the mods put a sticky on this.
Fuck you underaged mods.
>>
subtle gay propoganda
>>
AppleWatch, comes standard with grindr.
>>
It's hideous, like that LG thing.
>>
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>This
Holy wow this watch looks so fucking bad I can't even
>>44058740
Fair enough, I don't really know how Ameriscum does phones and contracts.
>>
>smartwatch
I'm out
>>
ITS SO UGLY
U
G
L
Y
>>
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>standing ovation
>>
crowd is going crazy
>>
CLAP HARDER
>>
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HOLY FUCK IWATCH
>>
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You already did this once, Apple.
>>
>>44058697
Yeah what the fuck
>>
*stanging cringe*
>>
>>44058751
900
>>
>HEALTH AND FITNESS
>HEALTH AND FITNESS
>GET FIT
>HEALTH AND FITNESS
>HEALTH AND FITNESS
>GET FIT
>HEALTH AND FITNESS
>HEALTH AND FITNESS
>GET FIT
>>
>>44058745
It's not, it's the mov file of Apple's live stream that avoids all the shit in Apple's site
>>
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WAT
>>
>that fake movement
They think they're Patek Philippe or Rolex. EXpect 1.500 $ minimum for it.
>>
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GROSS
>>
Wow, this is dumb. Preordered only so I can cancel the order.
>>
Wow this looks like shit compared to the motorola. Not that anyone sans wants a smart watch anyway.
>>
>>44058785
im happy too, but fucking hell this is awkward
>>
>+ or - 15 ms
top lel
>>
>>44058770
Galaxy Gear is shit.
Doesn't look better than the Moto 360
>>
>>44058780
nice toes faggot
>>
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This is like some fucking religious cult meeting.
>>
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It's over, Motorola is finished.
>>
>>44058770
Have you seen any of the rest of this thread?
>>
>>44058818
GAY
>>
>>44058818
He's talking about Grindr obviously.
>>
>>44058774
No seriously what's the fucking point?
>>
>>44058818
that's homosexual.
It's two men. holding hands.
#appe
>>
it looks slightly better here.
>>
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>Extremely customizable
kek
Also, made for gays
>>
>>44058821
we belive you buddy
>>
So there are 5 different models?
>>
>>44058743
OH_U.mov
>>
This is the new mouse, the watch is back.
Simple innovation, much Apple.
Jobs would be proud.
Are you ready for the new face of time?
>>
>>44058829
just wait until you go to a salesforce conference
>>
someone link me to a working stream. the m3u8 is breaking after 5s
>>
>>44058820
What? How......
>>
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>+ or - 15ms
Apple can't into GPS time?
>>
IPOD NANO ON A WRIST BAND CONFIRMED
IPOD NANO ON A WRIST BAND CONFIRMED
>>
>>44058756
>19WHATEVER
Get the fuck off /g/
>>
>>44058818
This is legitimately the work of the jews
>>
"What we didn't do was take the iPhone and shrink the user interface and strap it on your wrist."
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>
I called this when Apple Retail stores got rid of square ipod nano's and wristbands for them. It was just...so obvious.
>>
>>44058776
Now I don't even want to buy a Moto 360, people are going to think I only bought it because Apple did it.
>>
DID THEY REALLY JUST IMPLY THAT THEY INVENTED THE MOUSE?!?!
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>>44058818
TIM COOK CONFIRMED FOR COMING OUT
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>>44058803
> WE DID IT!
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>>44058756
Stop fucking doing that.
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INNOVATIONSSSSSSSSS
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>>44058821
underrated post
>>
iWatchyouwhenyousleep
>>
>>44058852
underrated post
>>
I really don't know what to think about this
>>
Shots fired
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>>44058750
>not wearing a watch
>>
ITS GONNA USE THE WHEEL
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>>44058840
nah not really
>>
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
paste in your browser!!!!
>>
>brand new UI innovation
>a fucking knob
>>
>>44058400
>>44058400
nope. ipuke has bugs too, had a 3g. android is superior
>>
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>mfw apl
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>APPLE INVENTED THE MOUSE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>44058827
And certainly doesn't look better than my random $10 watch from a flea market.
>>
motorola actually did something better than apple
>>
>apple's goo-ey innovayshun
put me out of this misery
>>
FUCKING DISGUSTING
STEVE WOULD'VE COME UP WITH BETTER WATCH WHILE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A TERRORIST INSIDE A CAVE DEEP INTO THE SAHARA DESSERT.
>>
The iWatch
So you don't have to take your iPhone out of your pocket.
>>
I'll stick with the Casio F-91W, thanks.
>>
>IT JUST DOESN'T WERK
>>
Apple Watch...
Looks like shit
Heck even Sony Smart Watch 2 looks better than this shit.
>>
I'm too busy to watch. Any good site that provides written recaps?
>>
STREAM LINK WHERE
STREAM LINK WHERE
STREAM LINK WHERE
STREAM LINK WHERE
STREAM LINK WHERE
STREAM LINK WHERE
>>
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>
>>44058848
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnt9_AGbR_0#t=1963
>>
>>44058858
and the ability to interact with a beautiful canvas of pictures, music, video, all the info we use every day.
>>
>>44058848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnt9_AGbR_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnt9_AGbR_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnt9_AGbR_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnt9_AGbR_0
>>
HOLY SHIT HE'S REKING ANDROID
CROWN CONFIRMED REKING
>>
>>44058840
YOU CAN SEND MESSAGES FROM YOUR WRIST
>>
>WE INVENTED THE GUI WITH A MOUSE
EXCEPT XEROX DID IT APPLE SHITS>WE >INVENTED THE GUI WITH A MOUSE
EXCEPT XEROX DID IT APPLE SHITS
>WE INVENTED THE GUI WITH A MOUSE
EXCEPT XEROX DID IT APPLE SHITS
>>
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>>44058820
I thought they wanted to compete with Rolex.
This is more of a Smart competitor.
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pathetic
apple has fucked up the thing they're best at, design
>>
>>44058583
i love you ebola-chan
>>
Rotary movement into digital data.
MUCH ELEGANCE.
>>
>>44058832
>not the glorious goldenfeld watchface and ringtone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilJUsbQdsME
>>
>>44058870
It looks much better there, but not very good either. I expected more than Nano Watch 2.0
>>
HOLY SHIT IT'S A MUTHERFUKKING MOUSE WHEEL
>>
>>44058902
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHli0BEe3P4
>>
Apple just invented the ball mouse.
>>
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EXPLAIN HOW A FUCKING KNOB WORKS? WHY BRAG ABOUT IR?
ITS A FUCKING KNOB
>>
FUCK the VLC stream crepped itself before the watch reveal
>>
SHRINK AND STRAP
>>
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>>44058832
It looks so much better than this rounded corner shit
>>
SAMSUNG BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
>Its super complicated, you dont need to understand
ITS A FUCKING A WHEEL APPLE
A WHEEL
WHEEEEEEEL
>>
>using the crown
that's actually pretty smart
>>
>>44058902
hop on anon http://anxietv.com/#!/Gee
>>
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>>44058840
Still looks like cheap shit. Seriously, that design is awful. And design has always been Apple's strong side.
What have you done, Jon Ives? Dieter Rams is disappointed.
>>
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Tim's not looking too hot
>>
>>44058840
>tfw it literally looks like every other shitty failed smartwatch but people will probably buy it anyway
>>
>>44058855
They just took the iphone 3g and shrunk it in to a watch.
Design straight from 2008.
Moto 360 looks 1000x better.
>>
>clapping for a home button
>>
>>44058902
http://pastebin.com/9SjBEikK
>>
Do you also need to goy up for an iphone as well, or what?
>>
thanks but no thanks
>>
for just 2 grand you can get rid of your wallet, money, cards, android phone, rolex for these pieces of shit apple products
>>
>>44058818
APPLE IS OFFICIALLY GAY
APPLE IS OFFICIALLY GAY
APPLE IS OFFICIALLY GAY
APPLE IS OFFICIALLY GAY
APPLE IS OFFICIALLY GAY
>>
>>44058932
Gotta make use of their patent on BEVELS!
>>
>>44058915
>Thinking this smart-watch fad shit could ever compete with luxury watches in terms of market or fashion
>>
>>44058918
>Rotary movement into digital data.
OMG APPLE USED A FUCKING ANALOG TO DIGITAL CONVERTOR.
>>
>>44058929
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT MAN
>>
So are people actually going to buy the watch?
>>
>>44058916
Waiting on battery life. The Moto 360 sucks and has an old power hungry processor from the Moto ACTV.
>>
>>44058932
It's an ipod nano on your wrist
>>
>>44057110
Disgusting
>>
>MAGNETIC STRAP
FUCKING HELL APPLE I'D THOUGHT YOU'D LEARN ABOUT SECURITY AFTER JLAW
>>
First impression: They are too thick and too small.
>>
Guess I'm not buying a Pebble.
>>
That home screen is super fucking ugly. Disappointed.
>>
>what we didn't do is shrink the iPhone user face and slap it on your wrist
>but that's exactly what we're doing, we just changed pinch to zoom into a wheel
>>
>>44058915
Rolex, Omega, Patek etc. will never die.
>>
>>44058936
then why didn't anyone do it first?!?!?
>>
The pinnacle of Apple design was the iPhone 4/4s. Everything after that has just been uglier and uglier, this generation being no exception.
Design is Apple's only specialty.
>>
>it returns you to the homescreen
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
it's fucking ugly
>>
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>>44058859
> pic related
>>
WHY
>>
So no touchscreen in this version, next version will... Screencap this...
>>
What accent is this?
>>
WAIT !
THE VLC STREAM HAS AN JAPANESE TRANSLATOR.
APPLE GOING FULL WEABOOS.
>>
>that blonde cute Apple Watch girl
MAN she's cute
>>
I'm sold, getting a 6plus 64gb and an iwatch.
>>
JONY HOLY SHITJONY HOLY SHITJONY HOLY SHITJONY HOLY SHITJONY HOLY SHITJONY HOLY SHITJONY HOLY SHITJONY HOLY SHIT
>>
>>44058959
iPhone 6 Plus for sure, but meh on the watch.
>>
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>iwatch
>>
Jony could make a rock sound sexy
>>
If its not water proof its not worth shit
>>
>plastic watches
pleb world
>>
>push butan
>returns to home screen
[clapping intensifies]
>>
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>Rotary movements and digital data.
>It reacts when you move it left or right
We space now.
>>
>Scroll wheel
>digital crown
>you don't need to understand
>>
OI WHO IS DIS M8?
>>
>>44058962
>ipad is just a big ipod touch xd!
>feminine hygiene products!
>>
>>44058980
fuck you so much
>>
Dis piece of shit doesnt have a touch screen?
>>
reminder for non safari masterrace
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
>>
>APPLE INVENTED THE WHEEL
>APPLE INVENTED THE WHEEL
>APPLE INVENTED THE WHEEL
>APPLE INVENTED THE WHEEL
>APPLE INVENTED THE WHEEL
>APPLE INVENTED THE WHEEL
>>
IVE CONFIRMED
HEEEEERE
WEEEEE
GOOOOO
>>
>>44058951
this, looks pretty good on my wrist right now
>>
50ms seems like quite long...
>>
>Wear on bike
>Get watch-shaped tan
>>
I am a virgin
>>
So is the screen glare-less or not? If not that's fucking retarded.
>>
relevant, m8
>>
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>2014
>still using watches
Christ Apple you're supposed to be hip and cool and in
>>
>>44058951
thats a terrorist watch mate
>>
>finishing sentence
>[clapping intensifies]
almost every single time
>>
>Senior VP
>it's personal you wear watches on your wrist
fuck this gay earth
>>
if i hear ONE HANDED one more time....
>>
>>44058980
NONONONNONONONO FUCK NO
>>
>>44058975
THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD POINT
>>
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Fucking really? It's a watch
>>
>>44058951
holy fuck that looks hipster as fuck
>>
>scroll wheel moves left and right
APPLE. REINVENTS. EVERYTHING.
I cannot stop calling it's that amazing.
>>
brb taking a shit
>>
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>"we made this video this morning"
oh apple
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I'm a pretty big apple fan but this watch seriously looks shit even compared to the already pretty shitty google watches.
If Apple had just anounced pic related people might have been impressed.
Christ, I can't remember a time Apple was this far behind the curve with a new product.
>>
I'm startng to warm up to this design – /g/, what the hell is happening to me?
[spoiler]is this going to make me gay?[/spoiler]
>>
PERSONAL PRODUCTS M8
>>
>>44059016
>being this autistic
Stop fucking repeating the same shit over and over.
>>
>>44058916
Bring back circles
>>
>>44056417
FUCK MAN TURN THAT VOLUME DOWN
>>
>>44058985
no need, this one has a touchscreen
>>
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>WATCH™ is intimate
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>>44059012
It does.
>>
>>
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I wouldn't be caught dead with that on my wrist.
If it were between this and the Moto 360, I'd pick the Moto 360 even if I had to charge the fucker 5 times a day. Fashion matters for smartwatches almost as much as function, and that thing is dreadful looking.
>>
>>44059028
I have a Timex.... I think it looks pretty good....
>>
>5,5" iphone
WHY
>>
>>44059016
reminder that everyone will now use the crown as the scroll wheel and people will complain that apple DIDN't invent it even tho they were the first to do it.
>>
>>44059028
>Not using a watch
>Being a manchild
>>
>>44058886
They did actually.
>>
guess the price faggots
>>
Apple put a fucking scrollwheel on their watch.
Wow, innovashun
>>
That thing with the crown is really damned clever. It's so obvious and yet nobody's done that before. Huh.
>>
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>>44058980
Actually the first fucking thing that popped into my mind.
Not even kidding.
>>
THIS MUSIC
>>
>INNOVASHUN
>>
>that shit ipod nano wrist band edition trying to compete with this
Go home apply, your time is over.
>>
Johny Ive is so full of shit
>>
>fluid
lagdroid watch is finished
>>
>>44058951
>Being a terrorist
>>
>>44059073
$400 for 4gb and $500 for 8gb
>>
>>44058980
AWW SHIIITTT CAN'T UNSEE
>>
That's a fucking ipod nano with the watch strap.
>>
>>44059044
Dammit technegro.
>>
>>44059048
Doubtful. I'm gay and this "watch" is making me cringe.
>>
>>44059047
I wanted the moto 360 until i heard about the less than 1 day battery life. Fucking pathetic
>>
>>44059047
the 360 is fuckin beautiful though
>>
>>44059047
Man, the 360 does looks sexy.
>>
>>44059073
$200 minimum
>>
>>
>>44059044
based technigger
>>
>>44055732
>no Mac Mini update
>no 32" 4K/5K display
>no iPod updates
>iOS a shit
>muh videocameras
fuck off Apple
>>
start making a masturbation app guys, it senses the movement of your arm.
We'll call it Ifap
>>
Who the fuck uses smartwatches?
I've NEVER seen someone with one in real life
>>
>>44059081
Isn't the Moto kinda shit?
>>
>>44059072
They used it first commercially, they didn't invent it.
Fucking idiot.
>>
WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING THE WORD INTIMATE?
>>
>>44055732
LITERALLY POKING
>>
>>44059073
500$ 8gb
>>
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>mfw apple are acting like this nfc is anything new
>mfw my lg g2 has had it for years
Gg nice try. My 2 year old phone already has better specs than their unreleased phone.
>>
>>44059044
baszmeg
>>
DEDICATED CONTACTS
FUCKING WASTE OF A BUTTON KEK
>>
Jonathan Ives has officially jumped the shark. How long until he's forced out?
>>
Yeah because I'm totally going to use it for looking at pictures.
>>
>>44059096
>>44059097
[x] doubt
>>
>>44059073
299$
>>
But to use the crown you have to move your finger off the screen... it would take some time to reorient your fingers every time you move between the screen and crown.
>>
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>>44059073
$350
>>
>>44059081
>apply
>>
>you can play noughts and crosses with your m8s via your watch
TAKE MY MONEY
>>
>>44059073
$17,000
>>
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>>44057634
>>
>>44059044
How come technigger had an iPhone 6 last week?
>>
I'll buy if it's 199$ or less
that's not gonna happen tho
>>
>>44059073
$99
CAP THIS
>>
FUCKING STREAM
>>
>>44059073
if it has no cellular connectivity I'll say 199 for 8 gb
249 for 16gb. they would be insane to charge more.
>>
>>44059081
Now watch everyone copy the wheel
>>
I like it. I like how it looks like something from an 70's-80's sci-fi movie.
>>
Apple telling you how to ease in it, you gotta warm her up first.
>>
>>44058980
we need to get this viral, apple ded in a week.
>>
Will Smith@willsmith
I was wrong. They’re going to sell a living shitload of these things.
Will Smith@willsmith
I was wrong. They’re going to sell a living shitload of these things.
Will Smith@willsmith
I was wrong. They’re going to sell a living shitload of these things.
>>
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>iWatch
No thanks Apple.
>>
There are people here that think Apple still makes computers.
>>
okay the heartbeat thing is pretty smart/weird/goofy/awesome
>>
SO DEEP
>>
Apple invented ------------
THE KNOB
>>
IT'S OVER, APPLE IS FINISHED
>>
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I hate Apple and everything it does, but this heart beat share thing made me tear up.
>>
>>44059113
Question is: is that service as supported as this Apple Pay or whatever will be? Apple can push things like that into the market, LG can't
>>
>>44059073
599 US dollars.
>>
TOP KEK Android wear trully looks disgusting now.
>>
>>44059113
But that screen shows that you have 0 payment apps installed.
>>
>>44059107
it is, but at least it looks alright
I want the round shape to win
>>
>>44059113
>believing specs are better than benchmarks
good try, you got suckered into the game
also
The Game
>>
>>44059113
I remember google announcing the same things in the galaxy nexus press conference in 2011.
>>
>>44059073
6 gorillion dollars
>>
>>44059114
Tanulj meg magyarul Bazdmeg
>>
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So the iPhone 6 doesn't have a sapphire display?
>>
>>44059102
>Wirelessly connects to lotion dispenser so that you can have a steady stream with being too lubricated or dry.
>>
SHARING HEARTBEAT
DEEP
>>
>>44059107
The battery life is mediocre depending on usage, motorola jewed on the costs. I'd wait for the second gen processor.
But I wouldn't be caught dead with ipod nanowristband.
>>
>>44059108
I meant the software to use it for mongrel
>>
>>44059106
All the hip kids do. Sorry grandpa
>>
WATCH IS $199 Confirmed
posted from apple special event
>>
Lol, we're back to pressure sensitive touch screens again.
>>
>TAPTIC ENGINE
>>
BUILT IN VIBRATOR
>>
>>44059141
That's cute
>>
RESISTIVE TOUCHSCREEN
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
>>
>share something as personal as a gif of a animated heart beating
Whhhhhhyyyyy????
>>
Galaxy Wear is better than this shit..............
>>
Why are they using such ugly CG on the watch?
>>
this seems like a good way to send dick drawings to your friends
>>
Okay, the taptic engine is pretty cool.
>>
can't take shower with it
nope
>>
>>44059106
Prepare to see lots of them now that Apple entered the market.
>>
WATERPROOF OR NOT
WATERPROOF OR NOT
WATERPROOF OR NOT
WATERPROOF OR NOT
WATERPROOF OR NOT
>>
>>44059153
>buying a fucking smartwatch
you already lost.
>>
It has a camera?
>>
>>44059073
$499
>>
FUCKING HEAT PROBLEMS
CALLING IT NOW
>>
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>>44059048
I will buy one for the fitness integration if it is light enough. I am a long distance runner and it could come in handy.
>>
wait so do this mean you can only wear this thing on one hand? what if you are left handed and wear the thing on your right hand, how the fuck do you work the knob?
>>
>>44059150
Since when has will smith beeen an authority on tech industry?
>>
>>44059153
whats the name?
>>
>>44059179
This is actually the first cool thing about the whole thing.
>>
>>44058976
Nah you're kidding, it's none of the phones. Apple is best at making sexy looking laptops.
>>
>>44059073
99$ BOOK IT.
>>
Man that thing would be pretty cool if you had friends that also had it.
I didn't even want that
>>
the only way I would buy this is if I could swap cases as well as straps
>>
>>44059175
nem vagyok magyar
>>
>let's checkout /g/
>see this thread in catalog
>sticky
>over 2000 replies
Holy mother of fucking FUCK.
Not gonna bother to see the rest of /g/, i will skip right away to /b/.
>>
>>44059195
I was thinking the same.
>>
What the fuck is even happening.
>>
>APPLE TAPTIC ENGINE
>APPLE S1
>>
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Inshallah
>>
>>44059219
Apple's laptops are uninteresting at best. Boring as shit. Now putting glass on the front AND back of a phone? That's interesting.
>>
>>44059163
>>44058994
Oh lawl'd
>>
Daily activity.
>Browsing /g/
6 hours
>Sleeping
8 hours
>Fapping
1 hour
>>
>>44059073
pff .. theres is gold version,, steel version and synthetic? proces vary..
>>
>>44055732
https://livechan.net/chat/g#watch
>>
who the fuck uses a smart watch
>>
>>44059200
Oh shit, good point. I guess you can't wash your hands with this thing on?
>>
>>44059200
seems the SoC is, at least.
>>
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>>44059153
> pic related
>>
WIRED CHARGING
OH FUCK
INNOVASHION
LMAO
>>
>>44059213
You are holding it wrong :^)
>>
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APPLE INVENTED FORCE FEEDBACK
>>
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have they announced the dildo yet?
>>
what's NFL?
>>
>>44059213
flip it around fucktard
>>
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>>44059213
You ALWAYS wear a watch on your left hand, you unfashionable neckbeard.
>>
>>44059225
Minek beszélsz magyarul vazze
>>
>>44058973
I can't hear what they saying now, i'll watch later to laugh. This can't be real, it's mediocre. All these years of development for this?
>>
>>44059213
Sux 2 B U!
>>
so the watch is a full time NSA tracker with biometrics
>>
>>44057128
maximum botnet confirmed
>>
>>44059073
It's worth about 5 dollars so I guess they will charge $499
>>
>>44059073
$349, it's pretty clear.
>>
>WE PATENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
What is long press?
>>
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Well now that Jony Ive has seemingly gone full retard and can no longer design things well, who should we (I) look up to now? Pete Lau?
>>
>>44058870
>circular dial on a square face
>>
>taptic
So apple isn't even above puns?
>>
confirmed 4 cum proof
>>
If it doesn't have an internet browser than I don't fucking want this thing
>>
>>44059201
>Able to control all of your phone without having to take it out of your pocket every few minutes.
Pleb
>Able to press green button on smart watch to accept calls again without having to take your phone out of your pocket
>>
Can't wait for the teardown of this watch. Looks like they packed a lot of shit onto it.
>>
THIS JUST IN, APPLE INVENTS QI WIRELESS CHARGING
ONLY INCLUDES IT IN WATCH
NEVER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN THIS TECHNOLOGY THAT I HAVE SEEN BEFORE
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>>44059212
It's going to break like a hooker in a ghetto if you sweat too much. Don't risk it.
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>>44055771
Nice sect.
>>
Everyone rips on Apple but theyre the first one to go this in depth with the watch.
Now that they've thrown their hat in EVERY other company will try to get theirs closest.
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>>44059266
ricers in desktop threads.
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>>44059254
wait so
could you put this
on something other than your wrist?
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>>44059199
Oh yeah I know people are gonna buy the shit out of this just because it's an Apple product, but what is the practical use of a smart watch? Just wear a normal watch (which is also not even useful now with so many people just using their phone to check the time)
Anything you wanna do on your smartwatch you can do on your phone like wtf
>>
damn it jony, talk faster!
>>
>APPLE WATCH IS ACCURATE
>CONTAINS NUCLEAR WATCH ENGINE
>>
>apple watch
is way better than >iwatch
>>
If the iwatch has nfc payments I am buying it
>>
>le watch faec
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>>44059258
let's see you do better, faggot
>>
New way to cheat on exams confirmed
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>>44059272
unnivashun
>>
>Inductive charging
>Only for the Watch
CMON APPLE
>>
Sorry Apple, /g/ will never give up it's terrorist watch.
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>>44059257
Magyar languange elég furcsa látszó mégis
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>>44059276
>have a watch which you have to recharge every night
>>
wait did he say waterproof??
>>
Can I browse 4chan with this?
>>
APPLE INVENTED VIBRATION
>>
>Apple trying hard to apply for fitness fags
When was the last time technology was about technology?
muh sekrit club
>>
>>44059217
Sony Smartwatch 2
>>
The only people who take calls through their headphones are hoodrats.
It's like they're saying, "AYO MANG" to themselves as they ride the bus.
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>>44059286
everyone is already in the game
>>
>>44058973
And more, the design of software side is terrible. It's a mess, to much polluted. This should be simply.
>>
MICKEY MOUSE CONFIRMED
INSTABUY
HAHA
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>>44059289
How long before someone straps it on their dick?
>>
APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED PRESS VS TOUCH
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>>44059291
they have to speak slow to let the Chinese lady translate it
>>
IS THERE LITERALLY ANYTHING NEW THAT ANDROID DEVICES CAN'T DO ANNOUNCED TODAY?
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>>44059236
Nexus 4? Shittiest part of my N4 is the glass back.
>>
>>44059294
Isn't that dangerous???
>>
>>44059321
Yet none of them have made a good watch.
>>
What if I fap with it on my wrist?
>>
Besdies serving no need whatsoever, this is doomed simply because it's ugly as sin. It's so fucking ugly even /g/ would be embarrassed to wear it.
BUY MOTOROLA STOCK NOW
>>
Let's take a quick poll
http://strawpoll.me/2531069
>>
APPLE INVENTED _______
>>
HOW WILL THEY FUCKING CHARGE THE WATCH
STOP STALLING AND TELL ME, FAGGOTS
>>
IT'S MICKEY MOUSE
FUCKING PREORDERED
>>
MODS=SHILLS
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Elegant as fuck.
>>
I'm getting a second generation moto 360
This design is so fucking 2006 oh my god
The GUI makes me think of when I had a billion rainmeter widgets on my desktop
Now I'm going to puke
>>
>>44059331
be marketed for literal sheeple
>>
>>44059337
APPLE
>>
So what is keeping some dude from walking by you, and simply grabbing the watch and having the magnets break free and then steal it?
>>
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>>44059313
>>
I think it's cool
the only question is whether it will be socially acceptable to wear it.
>>
i wonder how long the battery for this watch will be :^)
>>
>>44059167
Because i dont use it since im not a consumerist idiot, im just showing it existed before apple and theyre acting like they invented the feature.
>>
AHAHHAHAHAHHA
OH GOD PANDERING TO MANLETS
FUCKING KEK
>>
Call me when someone puts out this thing:
http://theinfosphere.org/Wristlojackimator
>>
>>44059311
Yeah true
>>
>>44059344
Inductive charging (wireless)
>>
"With a solid metal clasp", my ass. What a pathetic copywriting.
>>
>>44059344
wireless inductive charger
>>
WE WATCH NOW
E
W
A
T
C
H
N
O
W
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>>44059344
They already did, induction
>>
WOW THAT WATCH LOOKS TOTALLY GAY.
I'LL BUY TWO.
>>
Jesus, seems like they put 10x more effort into this than the Android people.
Of course, Apple shit always looks nice.
>>
>>44059349
That's actually not bad.
>>
>>44059238
lol.
>>
>>44056050
BASED VIDEOLAN CLIENT
>>
Am I going to need a magnifying glass to read the text on this thing?
>>
>>44059349
Hey I remember those in the 80s
>>
>>44059331
That hasn't happened for the past 3 years, why would this one be different?
Without Steve Jobs, Apple is condemned to be an overpriced version of Samsung.
>>
>YOU CAN CHANGE BANDS
I can do that on my Daniel Wellington too, and it doesn't look shit.
Innuvashin
>>
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>>44059349
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>>44059355
That's...actually pretty clever.
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>>44059340
That explains why the Apple stock just jumped up over 4%.
>>
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QUICK
WOULD YOU BUY IT FOR A 100 BUCKS?
>>
>>44059354
You really expect Apple to debug crime?
>>
>>44059349
>still massive and square
At least the band is better.
>>
>>44059359
Or women/asians?
>>
>18 crt gold
>>
newfag
>>
>>44059048
And here i'm thinking that Zankyou no Terror was the Joke of the Year.
>>
>TWICE AS HARD AS STANDARD GOLD
>>
>>44059386
Jesus, the moto 360 noscope looks so much better.
>>
>>44059390
Probably
>>
>>44059386
that shit's battery sucks balls.
no thanks.
>>
GOOOOOOOOOOOLD
\GOOOOOOOOOOOLDGOOOOOOOOOOOLD
>>
How can Apple make gold harder
>>
APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
>>
>its actually in gold
>>
God, it look like shit.
>>
>>44059390
no, not even for 20
>>
>>44059331
Uhhhhhhh. No, actually. My HTC one does everything the new iPhone does, and my f91w tells me the time without making me look like a fucking idiot.
>>
>>44059388
How's it feel to be an idiot?
>>
>>44059349
That is fucking lovely.
>>
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>APPLE GOLD WATCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD A ROLEX
it's getting better and better
>>
>>44059394
>tfw asian with small wrists
;_;
>>
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>>44059390
Yes.
>>
Automatic til I die.
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>>44059410
STFU THATS HOW
>>
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>>44059354
This should do the trick
Unless you're living in a freedom hating area
>>
18k gold confirmed
>>
> Smaller Apple Watch
Oh god all the 6 tear olds are gonna be wearing these things.
captcha: worship punits
(fits perfectly)
>>
>>44059349
That would look better if it was a rectangular display
>>
>>
twice as hard as nigger dick
>>
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>>44059399
>warm
>personal
>>
W
H
E
R
E
I
S
T
H
E
F
U
C
K
I
N
G
P
H
O
N
E
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>>44059388
It's also not true
>>
>1000 dollars for a PHONE
>for a phone with OUTDATED, SUB PAR TECHNOLOGY
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BUYING THIS SHIT? They will probably cost 1-1,5k here in euroland and yet every fucking kid will get them. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>>
>>44059389
Yeah, because it dropped a shitload last week.
And it's not even 3.5
>>
I almost got a chubby from the rendered clasp closing animations.
>>
>Metaligist
>>
does anyone else kind of want one?
>>
>Gold twice as hard as gold
Also known as not gold
>>
>>44059410
It's an alloy and gold is malleable as FUCK
>>
MECHANICAL WATCH GENERAL THREAD WHEN?
>>
>>44059386
rekt so hard muthafuckas wanna fine me
>>
>>44059386
>people will tell you that left looks better
hek
>>
adamantium ?
>>
>>44059438
Did you miss the first hour or something?
>>
GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD >GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD >GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD
>>
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>>44059388
it's a troll pic
>>
>>44059438
lmao you missed it
>>
>>44059411
APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
>APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
>APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
>APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
>APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
>APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
>APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
>APPLE LITERALLY INVENTED GOLD
>>
>Gold watch
To go with your hideous gold iPhone
>>
>>44059390
yes
>>
>>44059354
An extending police baton
>>
>apple gold, twice as strong as regular gold
lel
>>
lol preordered,
>>
>>44059349
They said they worked hard to put an entire computer into that tiny chip for the Apple Watch. And then they say "AND WE MADE A SMALLER ONE". Just like that! That's not how you do it, Apple!
>>
So if somebody bought the fancy gold one they couldnt use it for fitness?
>>
>>44059352
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
>>
GIMMY YO WATCH. WHITE BOI !!!
>>
In like 2 years everyone will be wearing smartwatches. In the same way that everyone now has a smartphone.
>>
thieves will have a field day when they see people wearing an iWatch with a magnetic strap
>>
>>44059438
YOU MISSED IT FAGGOT, THERE'S TWO PHONES
>>
>>44059406
>moto 360 noscope
kek
>>
>>44059451
But Johnny says the gold they use is 2x stronger
>>
>ONLY $399
>>
THE VLC STREAM IS KILL
>>
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>>44059438
>>
>RELEASE A WATCH FOR $100
>REQUIRES $799 PHONE TO FUNCTION AT ALL
>>
getta load of this nerd
>>
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>
OY VEY
>>
>>44059438
you l8 m8 don't be ir8 but its time to masturb8
>>
>>44059443
It always drops before a keynote.
>>
Who the fuck is this nerd?
>>
BILL GATES MADE IWATCH
>>
>>44059429
>implying the wrist of an apple watch user could even withstand the recoil of a handgun
>>
>>44059312
Don't have to charge it every night pleb
Lasts 4 days without recharge.
>>
>>44059438
kek
>>
And Apple is going to sell literally tens of millions of this, while Samsung's and Motorola's efforts are failures.
>>
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> swatch internet time master race reporting in
>>
>>44059349
That's a bad watchface to pick for a promo shot. It does two things: make the watch look huge and draw attention to how awkward and weird looking a square face is on a smartwatch.
>>
>>44059388
newfag
>>
fuck kevin and fuck this battyman wrist munter
>>
>>44059073
free
[spoiler]lifetime contract[/spoiler]
>>
inb4 not announcing price or battery life
>>
Another worthless status symbol.
>>
>NO MENTION OF BATTERY LIFE
>NO MENTION OF WATER RESISTANCE
>NO MENTION OF PRICE
f
>>
>IPHONE
>REQUIRED
>>
>water resistant
God dammit apple, why can't we just have a water proof watch.
>>
>needs an iPhone to work
that was subtle
>>
I wonder how many times did this guy get beat up in high school?
>>
>>44059487
5,5"
W
H
Y
>>
>>44059390
The only way I'd accept one is if it's free. I won't wear it though, that's even worse than glassholes, but try to tinker with.
>>
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>>44059354
Wait you're not living in SoMa? What are you even doing WITH an Apple lifestyle device? Shouldn't you be finding a job or something?
>>
>>44059459
>>44059463
All I've seen is Apple's GoyPay shit. ;_;
>>
>The iPhone is "required with Apple Watch."
>The iPhone is "required with Apple Watch."
>The iPhone is "required with Apple Watch."
>>
this guys hot
>>
>>44059486
Same here, have to watch the apple watch on the shitty youtube stream
>>
iPHONE REQUIRED WITH APPLE WATCH
iPHONE REQUIRED WITH APPLE WATCH
iPHONE REQUIRED WITH APPLE WATCH
iPHONE REQUIRED WITH APPLE WATCH
iPHONE REQUIRED WITH APPLE WATCH
iPHONE REQUIRED WITH APPLE WATCH
>>
BY GOD
/g/ IS ON STAGE
>>
>>44059451
Didn't they say that it was gold and not a gold alloy?
>>
WOOO?
WOOO
>>
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How I always imagine /g/ to look
>>
>The iPhone is required with Apple Watch.
Android Wear for me then
>>
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iPhone is required.
>>
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>>44059478
I can't wait for the news stories about this.
>>
DID HE JUST SAY THAT THE IPHONE IS A REQUIREMENT FOR THE APPLE WATCH?????
>>
Iphone is required
>>
THIS FAGGOT CANT EVEN SPEAK IN AN EVEN MANNER
>>
>iPhone required with Apple Watch
>>
>>44059512
>only carrying one pokemon with you
Fucking pleb
>>
>Need an iPhone for the Watch
DROPPED
>>
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>iPhone required with apple watch
>>
IPHONE REQUIRED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>44059512
Shieeet I'm jelly
>>
>>44059506
i have a 1911
I will have an Apple Watch
And I will fucking murder you if necessary
>>
>>44059512
APPLE-FAGS
BTFO
T
F
O
>>
If everything Apple is doing is so simple then why has no other smart watch got it right?
>>
Oh, so it is slightly touchscreen.
>>
>Apple iWatch sales raise the price of gold
Better invest now :^)
>>
>LETTING NSA MONITOR YOUR HEARTBEAT
>>
>>44059390
I mean if I had 100 to spend on a smartwatch, then yea
>>
>IPHONE IS REQUIRED WITH APPLE WATCH
>REQUIRED
REQUIRED
>REQUIRED
REQUIRED
>REQUIRED
REQUIRED
>REQUIRED
REQUIRED
>REQUIRED
REQUIRED
>REQUIRED
REQUIRED
>REQUIRED
REQUIRED
>REQUIRED
REQUIRED
>REQUIRED
REQUIRED
>REQUIRED
REQUIRED
>>
>/g/ comes on stage
>>
>iPhone required with Apple Watch
fuck this
>>
>iphone required
DOA
>>
>>44059526
who cares
he's the one laughing now
>>
>>44059529
shouldnt you be looking for work with a start up** otherwise 9/10 sf tech hipster fag
>>
>>44059461
But why don't they actually make it? It would be hella useful
>>
Stream is finally not so shitty. This portion on the watch is a hell of a lot more interesting anyway.
>>
>>44059541
Are they just putting random shit in the corners to fill the empty space? Jesus they're just drawing more attention the awkward squareness of it all.
>>
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ALL MY FACES.
>>
>>44059502
no, it dropped because of their shitty data breach
>>
>>44059386
If you'd asked me (and anyone else) cold I'd have said the one on the left is some fly-by-night android gook shit, while the one on the right is the Apple iWatch changing everything again.
How the mighty have fallen.
>>
IPHONE REQUIRED
POORFAGS SILENCED
>>
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based mickey mouse watch face
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>no internet browser
lol who cares
>>
FLY ME TO THE MOON
>>
DEMO IT WHILE YOU'RE WEARING IT ASSHAT.
HOW THE FUCK WOULD PEOPLE USE THAT CROWN WHILE WEARING IT?
>>
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>people will drop loads of money on this useless piece of tech instead of buying a mechanical watch that'll last them a lifetime
>"smart" watches will be the next useless tech fad after tablets, only worse
oh cooome on
>>
So was the iPhone6 that go leaked the daddy phone or the baby phone? Or are they both bigger compared to the 5?
>>
>>44059512
That's ugly as sin. I wouldn't hire you.
>>
>>44059587
It dropped more than usual, but there is always a drop leading up to the keynote.
>>
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>>44059487
>rounded corners
>fucking massive
fucking disgusting
>>
Oh god look at that faggot wearing the watch. It's awful. It's like they're not even trying.
Seriously, who designs a rectangular watch in 2014?
>>
>can change colors
>>
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>iPhone required
top fucking kek
>>
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>IPHONE IS REQUIRED WITH APPLE WATCH
>>
>>44059068
>>>44059527
WHY
WHY
WHY
>>
'If you tap fly me to the moon it'll actually fly you over to the moon'
Why tho
>>
>>44059557
>need the one kind of phone that exists in the entire eco system
>Samsung's Gear when released worked only with two or three high-end Samsung Android phones
See?
>>
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Fly me to the moon /g/
>>
APPLE INVENTED FORCE TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED FORCE TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED FORCE TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED FORCE TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED FORCE TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED FORCE TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED FORCE TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED FORCE TOUCH
APPLE INVENTED FORCE TOUCH
>APPLE INVENTED FORCE TOUCH
>>
OY VEY
U CAN SEE THE MOON! :^)
>>
FORCE TOUCHING
OMFG
>>
>>44059601
Are you serious right now
>>
>we scheduled our event so that we would have a full moon
Based Apple
>>
who cares about universe
>>
>>44059601
the battery will drop 50% if they start actually using it
>>
>>44059603
Tablets weren't a fad though, they are still here.
>>
>>44059558
Fuck you man, I'm hungry now.
>>
Le moon face.
>>
>You can see the stages of the moon.
APPLE WATCH, THE PERFECT WATCH FOR VAMPIRES.
APPLE WATCH, THE PERFECT WATCH FOR VAMPIRES.
APPLE WATCH, THE PERFECT WATCH FOR VAMPIRES.
APPLE WATCH, THE PERFECT WATCH FOR VAMPIRES.
>>
>>44056497
What is clapping usually reserved for in Europe?
>>
>>
EVANGELION REFERENCES
APPLE CONFIRMED BROS
>>
>show moon
>clapping
>>
>I can advance time
>>
>>44059593
It looked like they added his foot tapping for the seconds.
>>
APPLE INVENTED ASTROLOGY
>>
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>>44055900
only faggot here is you
>>
>>44059616
ayy
Sing with me
???
>>
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I already have one, though.
>>
>>44059611
s-sause?
>>
>>44059604
Both got leaked, both are bigger
>>
>>44059647
wait what where?
>>
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>>44059571
> problem ?
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>>44059628
>needing a phone for a watch
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has anyone noticed how chunky it is
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>mfw mfw
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IT'S EITHER REAL OR IT'S A DREAM THERE'S NOTHING THAT IS IN BETWEEN
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>>44059610
>SAMSUNG HAS BIGGER PHONES
>BETTER THAN APPLE
>APPLE HAS BIGGER PHONES
>DISGUSTING
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>>44059644
Something deserving of applause.
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>>44059653
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
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>>44055732
So, you think we'll get as many cross board posters when Microsoft announces Windows 9? I haven't seen so much of /b/ in years.
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He probably should have gone to that meeting before releasing this shit.
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>>44059565
Moto messed up big time by trying to cut costs and using an old power hungry processor.
They literally would have swept the market had they invested a little more in a better processor for their watch. The battery life is literally the only thing holding them back.
>>
>Android phones have larger market share and is not slowing down
>Hurr need an iphone to use this shitty piece of tech
How dumb are they?
>>
STORING MUSIC ON A WATCH
FUCKING LOL
WHY
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>apple
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>>44059645
The nerd on screen said that. What is your problem, shitbag?
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>>44059642
I was waiting for this. Thank you.
>>
Fly me to the moon and let me play amongst the stars~
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>I CAN FLY TO THE WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM
>APPLE BUYS NASA
>>
>that guy that went "woo"
>>
>looking at your watch instead of the real moon
>a cheat sheet to know what planet is which
>>
>MUH COLDPLAY
>EVERYONE LOVES COLDPLAY, GOYIM
>>
Applefag here, I have the current lineup of their products (rMBP 15", iPad Air, iPhone 5s).
requiring iPhone for the watch still made me throw up in my mouth.
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>>44059653
Loop it until it works.
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>>44059542
>>44059543
>>44059546
>>44059548
>>44059552
>>44059557
>>44059558
>>44059559
>>44059571
>>44059576
>>44059592
>YOU NEED AN IPHONE TO USE THE FEATURES OF THE APPLE WATCH?
IMAGINE THAT YOU FUCKING RETARDS
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>>44059656
>Not iPad
Step it up senpai
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>>44059663
I think it's more for, well, everything BUT the clock feature but I don't know
Also
>Glances
>taking the name from Lumia
Good job Apple
>>
>We've made the crown the central control so you don't have to obstruct the tiny screen all the time
>Entire demonstration is some faggot covering the screen with his dirty fingers
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You can play lonely cat owner songs
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>>44059478
>implying regular watches arent more expensive
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>>44055732
my safari crashes when i put that link in
iphone a shit
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>>44059674
lel
>>
>>44059565
Why do you think they got it right?
Just because it's Apple?
The only good thing about the watch is they will force others to compete, so we will get a good product at last.
>>
199 starting, trust me.
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>>44059656
>Introducing the ?WatchPro early
DAMN!
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>>44059674
lel'd
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>>44059703
Why, do you need a Macbook Air to use the features of an iPhone?
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>>44059674
kek
>>
note how the watch font is actually closer to Google's Roboto than Helvetica Neue.
O
G
R
E
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What is the best smartphone to buy right now? Or should I wait for the note 4.
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>>44059699
did you swallow too much jew cum?
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>>44059699
why you have an iPhone why would you give a shit
>>
Are people going to use these new smart watches to cheat on exams?
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GET READY FOR THE PRICE
>GET READY FOR THE PRICE
GET READY FOR THE PRICE
>GET READY FOR THE PRICE
GET READY FOR THE PRICE
>GET READY FOR THE PRICE
GET READY FOR THE PRICE
>GET READY FOR THE PRICE
GET READY FOR THE PRICE
>GET READY FOR THE PRICE
GET READY FOR THE PRICE
>GET READY FOR THE PRICE
>>
PRICE ??????????????
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>>44059721
>with 2 year contract
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>>44059664
I saw the pictures while eating and it looked disgusting. Maybe its that apple goes overkill with the gradients but jesus, Apple would be the last company I would of think of to make something that many other companies have been making for years look ugly.
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>Coldplay
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>>44059703
Yes fucktard. You're retarded so I won't explain the obvious.
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>It will feel like you're being tapped on your wrist
How about fucking no?
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>>44059686
/b/ pls go
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>>44059725
ALL current smart watches need an Android phone idiot
>>
can someone post a new link for vlc?
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>That aliasing on the seconds hand
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Oh shit
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>>44059682
THIS COMPANY
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>>44059603
This.
>buying a $300 smartwatch to recharge every 5 hours
or
>buying a $300 citizen watch to last you a decade
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>Coldplay
>>
>rotate the crown to customize color
>blue
>pink
>blue
>pink
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>>44059734
I will.
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>>44059670
Can you give an example? I mean, I hate these retarded macsheep, but I am genuinely curious about what yuropoors clap for.
>>
>Let's listen to a little Coldplay here
Fucking dropped.
>>44059658
Chakapoko Honpo
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>we just analyze the text thats coming in
SKYNET CONFIRMED
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SKYNET WHEN?
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>>44059728
A fucking shame, helvetica neue is god-tier
>>
There's a lot in common with Android Wear in that "Glances" widgets interface.
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>ANALYZED THE TEXT
BOTNET BOTNET
THEY COLLECT INFO
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>see how the moon will look like in one month
why the fuck would any1 want to do that?
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$499
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>>44059611
>Seriously, who designs a rectangular watch in 2014?
Somebody who realizes that displays are rectangular.
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>>44059338
And this is one?
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>>44059674
topkek
>>
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
TRUST APPLE TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE SMART WATCH MARKET
FUCKING JUST TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY YOU BASTARDS
>>
NO KEYBOARD
NO KEYBOARD
NO KEYBOARD
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When did Octopussy come out anyway? Innovation!
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>>44059729
LG G3 or HTC M8
>>
The truth is...people are still going to call it the iWatch when I come into work later...
>>
>Finally
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>>44059667
It's disgusting it for exactly that reason, the style is regressive and they're trying to compete with fucking Samshit bricks that I don't want.
The old iPhones were nice because they were the only full-featured phones that weren't fucking 6'' phablet muh multimedia garbage
>>
>>44059755
So Apple is no better than the shit android watches then.
Nothing to see here.
>>
YOU CAN CONTROL THE EMOJI
>>
jesus those emojis are dumb looking
>>
ANALYZING YOUR TEXT
FOR THE GREATER GOOD GOYIM
>>
$99, $149 and $199 prices confirmed
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>>44059753
Still no idea what your problem is. Fuck off.
>>
>>44059656
>png photo
>>
APPLEWATCH ARE NOW BANNED IN EVERY SCHOOL!
>>
If this shit is over 200 I'm going to fap laughing with my pebble watch around my dick
>>
So the next new innovation in technology is saving you the 3 seconds you'd take to take your phone out of your pocket and open it?
Truly we are in the new age.
>>
feel bad for motorola...by far the only smartwatch worth anything and it's revealed they lied about the battery on the same day apple watch is announced
>>
The glances UI is literally the same as Google Wear.
I give up.
>>
Why can't you send emoji with iPhone?
>>
>>44059720
I'm not even sold on the concept of the smartwatch but it seems to be much more thought out.
>>
>>44059738
I'm hoping with "Free with purchase of iphone plus"
But I'm also hoping for a million dollars to appear in my bathtub
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>WE ANALYZE THE TEXTS
>CLAPPING
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why the fuck does everyone go nuts over a little Coldplay?
>>
>you can change the expression of the emoji
Someone at Apple was high
>>
TEXT ANALYSIS
>TEXT ANALYSIS
TEXT ANALYSIS
>TEXT ANALYSIS
TEXT ANALYSIS
>TEXT ANALYSIS
TEXT ANALYSIS
>TEXT ANALYSIS
>>
>APPLE INVENTED EMOTICONS
>>
This is fucking amateur graphic design
>>
>>44059755
Nope, at the recent Samsung event they revealed one that is a phone in its own right.
>>
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
is a perfect stream. fucking finally
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Apple reads all your texts
>EMOJIS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #AMAZING
>>
>Send gang signals digitally from your watch
TECHLOLIGY
>>
>>44059797
they are an accessory that extends the usefulness of your phone
how do you not understand this?
>>
>Emoji
Apple weeb pls
>>
ANIMATED EMOJIS
What a time to be alive...
>>
>>44059565
It's not that no one else got it right, it's just that no one gives a fuck until Apple does it. Their whole business model is to make already existing products and trends fashionable.
>>
>>44059793
and how did they call it, I just started the stream
>>
WHY THE FUCK IS FORREST GUMP PLAYING IN THEATERS?
>>
>new s-sex-selection of emoji
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>44059729
>>44059792
Z2 costs the same as those two but has 3GB of RAM.
>>
>>44059734
You arent allowed to bring phones into exams, so the watch won't be of any use during.
>>
>forrest gump
what fucking year are we in?
>>
Only 99 for each wristband
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>>44059803
>Apple
>cheaper than the competition
pick one
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>>44059629
LOOK
LOOK HERE
STRAIGHT FROM ANDROID LOCK SCREEN
>>44059586
WE DO ALL CAPS TOO
>>
>>44059583
Because it doesn't work.
>>
>Forrest Gump in theaters
TIME TRAVEL CONFIRMED
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Those Emoji look like something out of an early 2000's chat room
>>
That Emoji think is really quite cool
>>
>>44059755
Didn't they announce some Samsung and LG ones with a nano sim slot that work without a phone?
>>
>Different notifications have different interface options
GENIUZ
>>44059786
Put more small displays and make it round, just make a massive round bezel, I don't even case just don't design rectangular watch that looks like it's straight from the 80s.
>ANIMATED EMOJI
BRILLIANTSZ
>>
>>44059790
THIS
>>
>>44059755
and this is an unbreakable rule? Fuck off you waste of space.
>>
I feel like this is a practical joke.
The iWatch design is just fucking terrible. The OS/interface is beyond convoluted and gimmicky.
It seemed Apple was doing fine without Jobs, but I guess in retrospect that's because they haven't released anything new until now. This thing is a fucking diaster.
3D emojis with movable googly eyes???? SELL SELL SELL
>>
>>44059729
M8 is the only good phone out, the G3 has a shit screen and battery life because muh full retarded resolution. The GS5 has typical shitty Samsung build quality and stock launcher.
With Android phones this shit Apple may do a lot better than they should with their shit phones.
>>
anime confirmed
>>
>Forest Gump Still playing at movies
>California
fags
>>
>Customiazble 3d emojis
You have to admite /g/ that's pretty neat
>>
ayy lmao
>>
What the fuck kinda theatre plays Forrest Gump in 2014?
>>
>>44059805
My problem is the /b/spawn idiots filling this thread, copypasting the same thing over and over, typing in all caps, etc. You fuck off.
>>
>>44059643
wtf do vampires have to do with the moon, faggot? Werewolves? TROLLS?
>>
>>44059853
Just trust me
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>mfw this presentation
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>>44059847
It's still in the Database from the time they started to create it.
>>
>>44059858
underrated post
>>
>>44059838
So it's no better than the android watches because it's still not stand-alone
how do you not understand this
>>
This emoji thing looks like something from 2002
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Saving my money for wrist holograms.
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>SILKY SMOOTH 25 FPS
SILKY SMOOTH 25 FPS
>SILKY SMOOTH 25 FPS
SILKY SMOOTH 25 FPS
>SILKY SMOOTH 25 FPS
SILKY SMOOTH 25 FPS
>>
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DISCERN ANYTHING FROM PHOTOS WHEN THEY ARE MILLIMETERS WIDE?????
HOW???
the maps i can understand
>>
>3D animated emojis
what fucking year is it again?
>>
>>44059826
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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> watch
> needs phone
seems pretty straight forward
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>>44059856
It wouldn't? Cutting the power? Oh well, too bad. It sounds logical
>>
zooming into pictures looks like such a pain, iwatch is bullshit
>>
>>44059850
But Mr. Teacher...
>IPHONE IS REQUIRED WITH APPLE WATCH
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>>44059858
the 2000's are the new 90's.
Will be the trend in 2k15
thanks based apple
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>>44058894
tried and true
>>
A B Y S S I M A L
Can't believe I actually reserved time out of my day to watch this shit. I'm out.
>>
>>44058780
very comfy m8
>>
>>44059871
>m8 good phone
good goyim!
>>
>>
So do this thing have a 4g connection or what?
>>
you will only open the wrong app every time with that interface
>>
>DOUGHNUTS
>>
>We track your text messages so we can analyze it
[clapping]
>Celeb nudes were hacked
MAH PRIVACY
>>
>That Xbox huge bezel
>>
>Tapping
>Ignoring the crown
>>
lets guess price the watch starts /g/
>>
I don't have an iPhone, so I'm assuming that means an ?Watch would be useless to me.
>>
>>44059883
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire
ctrl-f for moon
>>
>>44059880
No, you fuck off cocksucker. Those replies were in seconds of each other. Also look at the rest of the thread. What a fucking whiny bitch.
>>
>>44059786
But fashion accessories, like what smartwatches want to be aren't.
>>
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PEDO
>>
Why can't the iPhone do this stuff?
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>>44059873
>>44059878
It was re-released for its 20th anniversary.
If you two left your basements, you'd know this.
>>
>>44059934
$299
>>
>>44059917
Back to playing video games and browsing 4chan. Time well spent.
>>
nobody cares about this shitty watch. That's why now the stream works flawlessly
>>
>lag
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>>44059917
>time out of day
>implying your day doesn't consist of jacking off to weeb porn
>give me a break
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>emoji
People outside Japan use those?
>>
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZz
Jesus christ this watch looks like something I don't want at all.
Sell Apple stock if you're smart.
>>
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Why would you watch your photos on a watch the size of your dick when you NEED to have an iPhone to use it?
Fucking retarded.
>>
so this whole demo is confirmed to be scripted
>>
>>44059926
It looked quite difficult to not get the right app with the interface. But who knows, let's wait for it to be released and for actual reviews of it
>>
>>44059773
Now that you're asking me, I don't know. I'd usually only think about clapping at the end of a presentation or show or song or what have you. It would have to be something exceptional, incredible, truly remarkable to warrant a clap in the middle of something. Or maybe if the speaker/performer is paying tribute to someone recently deceased, there might be a clap. Basically, at the end or in exceptional circumstances.
Americans clap (and smile, for that matter) for pretty much anything, and that doesn't do anything for the person your clapping for. The fact that you'll clap for anything devalues the whole gesture to the point that it's meaningless. Hence, it's a bit rude to heap on too much praise too frequently as it erodes its genuine-ness (for want of a better word).
>>
>>44055732
ITT dildos, cum and sheep. wtf /g should be renamed to /consumeristsheepfucks
>>
feelz. In your watch
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>>44059895
I can tell the difference between 24 and 60fps
>>
THOSE HAPTIC DIRECTIONS
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING I JUST WANT IT ON MY FUCKING WRIST
>>
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Okay, I would actually use this.
1 point for Apple.
>>
So if you NEED a fucking iPhone to use this "watch" then why in the fuck would I want to use the watch to do any kind of task I could do on the phone with a much larger screen? All the stuff he is showing looks like it would be a chore.
>>
>>44059934
£199 for 4GB
>>
So you pretty much have to hold the watch to use it?
>>
Directions looks pretty cool actually
>>
>>44059957
And the map still lags.
>>
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>bezel
>>
>>44059953
Teenage-girl 'vlogers' use them.
>>
>>44059934
Hopefully $299 minimum. Apple devices are meant to be premium devices, not something every poor retard can own.
The cheaper iPhone 5C was a terrible, terrible thing.
>>
>some people could not pinch zoom on this
hahaha
>>
>>44059934
If its $150 I will buy
>>
>Taptic feedback
What an eggcellent presentation :)
>>
Did they talk about the sapphire crystal screens?
>>
Haptic directions actually sound decent.
>>
>touch each other
APPLE IS GAYYYYYY
>>
Got to admit, the watch is sexy
>>
>>44059967
Yeah that's like the only thing this will be useful for. Oh and to look at the time maybe.
>>
>doodling
>>
now you can send dick pics to your friends
>>
>>
>>44059955
The iPhone requirement will fuck them.
>>44059967
Except you need your iPhone, so what's the point?
>>
DIGITAL TOUCH!!!
>>
>>44059967
hey what the hell thats my community college...whoaaa
>>
Who the fuck wants to see a photo on such a small screen?
What am i, a creep stalking a girl's fb who has everything private so the only thing i can see is the little profile picture thumbnail.
>>
IT'S OVER
ANDROID WEAR IS FINISHED
GALAXY WEAR IS FINISHED
>>
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WHAT ABOUT THE LEAKS
>>
The guy up there right now seems like an actual engineer.
>>
JEFF LIKES SUSHI
>>
>>44059640
Sales are declining pretty heavily, give it another year or two. They might stay around, but in very limited capacity.
>>
>>44059971
Because the new iPhone is ugly enough that you want to avoid looking at it at any cost.
>>
No yosemite?
>>
>only has coworkers on his friend list.
what a loser
>>
>>44059985
Fuck yourself with a cactus elitist
>>
WHAT ABOUT THE BATTERY
>WHAT ABOUT THE BATTERY
WHAT ABOUT THE BATTERY
>WHAT ABOUT THE BATTERY
WHAT ABOUT THE BATTERY
>>
>apple invented heartbeats
>>
>>44059977
that just means he is out of sync with the pre recorded parts
the question is how they are getting the wireless video feed from the watch
>>
10/10 fish
would eat
>>
this is so gay, even for me a giant twink boyfaggot
>>
>>44059955
What if you can't use one hand for your phone and only have BOTH hands free to use your watch?
>>
>>44059987
Sorry I don't have small girly hands. I have long thick fingers.
>>
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>>44059987
The watch made for /g/entleman.
>>
>>44059992
>The glass on the new display is "ion strengthened," which doesn't sound like it is sapphire, as rumored.
http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/9/6122731/iphone-6-apple-4-7-inch-display-announced
>>
>>44059999
>>44060000
QUADS REPORTING IN.
>>
LIE DETECTOR
>>
>>44060012
What's your statistical source?
>>
>IWATCH KNOWS WHEN UR DEAD
>>
>So I'll just do him
>>
>Vibrates when you turn
PLEASE someone hack it so you can make peoples watches vibrate continuously
>>
thanks for the glampse
>>
>>44059988
Please be joking. It looks like utter shit that brings nothing new to the table.
>>
>>44059979
So innovative
>>
would you suck his dick, /g/?
>>
>>44060021
It draws from your life energy
>>
>>44059971
This, a better use for a smartwatch would be if you could link it too a Tablet or Laptop(that has the cellular radio) that you keep in your bag, remove the phone altogether.
>>
IS THIS GUY GAY????
>>
>>44059975
>>44059967
Directions by Apple Maps
>good joke m8
>>
i made that bitches heart race
>>
>>44059960
I agree with you completely about destroying the meaning of the gesture. The worst part is all the fucking smiling. I can spot a fake smile from a mile away, and it fucking depresses me. WHY AREN'T YOU SMILING IN YOUR PHOTOS, ANON??? Well, because I don't like to fucking fake everything. and I'm ameriburgistanian
>>
>>44059997
It requires an iPhone tho, which does the same thing
>>
>>44059967
This pretty cool
I thought this would of been a good idea when I went to London a while back and didn't feel comfortable having my phone out all the time
But when I think about it I don't think that having a watch on display is a good idea
>>
apple inventing fishes
>>
>>44059965
this human eyes 24 fps shit is an urban myth you fucking fedoratipper
>>
>>44060024
>apple invented
stopped reading there
>>
>required to have a giant smartphone in your pocket for any of this to work
>text fish drawn on 1" display to indicate desire for sushi
>>
>>44059674
L E L
E
L
>>
>You can send heartbeats!
Now people get to know when I fap!
>>
you know, i find it funny that they arent really showing what he is ACTUALLY doing on the watch.
its a simulation because if something were to lag, it wouldnt show on the big screen.
>>
>sending heartbeats
Why? Just why the fucking hell?
>>
But can I use AppleWatch as a bike lamp?
>>
IT'S OVER
ROLEX IS FINISHED
PATEK PHILIPPE BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
T
F
O
>>
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Time to strap it my dick and activate the heartbeat sensor.
>>
THERE IS NO:
KEYBOARD
PINCH TO ZOOM
WONT WORK WITHOUT THE NEWEST IPHONE
APPLE SHILLS, PLEASE DEFEND THIS SHIT
>>
>getting your gf´s heartbeat as she is getting fucked by someone else
>>
clap for fish
>>
>can't text 'hey, lets get sushi'
why all this superfluous crap?
>>
>>44060007
shhh
>>
>GLAMPS
>>
WHEN THE FUCK DOES IOS8???
>>
Best smartwatch definitely. Especially knowing where you have to walk without looking at anything.
I only wish two things
>Price around 200-300
>Useable for Android
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>>44059965
>the watch is stuttering when scrolling
:^)
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Now is the right time for the battery to die.
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>>44060001
Who the fuck doesn't have an iPhone? Go get a plebble you pleb
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>Every retro applefag will have their watch play the Power Ranger beep
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>>44059999
>>44060000
CZECH EM
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>>44060012
>Sales are declining pretty heavily
[citation fucking needed badly]
for the completely bullshit factoid literally plucked from your ass
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"I love you too dear"
Bumm....bumm.
"Dear...you aren't serious are you? Your heartbeat is lower then usual."
Apple in charge of breaking relationships [spoiler]again[/spoiler].
>>
They explicitly said that it requires an iPhone.
Why the fuck would you use the fucking watch to use maps, messages, music, and other stuff you can do on the phone much better?
I still don't understand the practicality of smartwatches. Also, they're ugly as fuck.
>>
"apps are something we pioneered"
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>>44060001
>Except you need your iPhone, so what's the point?
You don't have to walk around with your phone in front of you like a retard.
>>
APPLE INVENTED HEARTBEATS
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This watch is fucking disturbing.
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>>44060047
Well, he does like to tap his friend Jeff.
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This is how it's going to play out, mark my fucking words.
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>>44060025
The animation was stuttering.
I'm not talking about the part where it kept walking on its own, that's understandable on a live presentation.
>>
my fish is bigger
>>
>talking with pictures
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>>44060021
>Apple in charge of batterfy life
That's the thing I hate the most in their products
>>
>Glamps
APPLE INVENTED GLAMPS
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>>44060042
It looks nice. I've been waiting for this for a long time
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TERRIBLE
>TERRIBLE
TERRIBLE
>TERRIBLE
TERRIBLE
>TERRIBLE
TERRIBLE
>TERRIBLE
TERRIBLE
>TERRIBLE
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
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>>44060037
IT'S APPLEWATCH YOU FAGGOT
>>
Sam Bebb confirmed pleb
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>>44059936
>Modern fiction
>literally the word twice
It's fucking nothing. Retard.
>>
more watchshit amirite
>>
So is Apple over their whole flat/simple gimmick yet?
This look slightly convoluted
>>
The concept is so unintuitive, they have to spend a half an hour walking you through what you can do with it. A truly seamless device wouldn't need all this explanation.
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>>44059955
fucking this
>>
>share heart rate with someone
>see when he gets MI
topkek
>>
>WE PIONEERED APPS
>>
YOU MAD /g/?
YOU FUCKING MAAAD?
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>>44060064
So the NSA can gank your biometrics further
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>>44060078
19th maybe
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>>44060071
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>>44060064
>send digital heartbeat
That's kinda romantic I guess for couples.
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>>44059674
[CODE]L E L K E K
E E E E
L E L K E K[/CODE]
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>>44059955
>tfw imagining people fap with one hand and "checking the time" with the other
fucking priceless
>>
like i want to feel the hearthbeat of another person on my wrist? sounds like a faggot tool
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>>44060067
underrated post
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>>44060082
People who aren't catamites.
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>>44060037
>WOOOOOOO
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>>44060062
>set a friend's watch to send a heart beat reading to his mother if it surpasses 120
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>>44059674
>mfw
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>more innovative
It's happening
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>>44060064
To confirm that grandma is still alive and kicking.
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>>44060093
>implying staring at a watch is any difference
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>>44060069
>keyboard on a watch
>pinch to zoom covers screen for even womens' fingers
>requires iPhone (fucking obvious)
go kill yourself for not paying attention.
>>
The UI is awful.
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>>44060131
For the first 5 minutes, then it's fucking useless.
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>>44059924
I think it sucks dry your phones data plan
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>unlocking doors with watched
Innovashon
>>
The supreme gentleman would approve.
>>
This is seriously the most excited I've been by some new tech since the original iPhone/HTC HD2.
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>>44060092
They're right
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>>44060098
oh yeah ive been seeing that
>>
I have to admit, apple has some pretty cool ideas, personal and interactive stuff for their new watch.
Stay tuned for updates in Google Play store for Android Wear.
>>
Can I watch my chinese cartoons with this?
>>
>no nest or tesla
haha oh wow
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>>44060088
Why would your heartbeat be higher unless you've been dating for 2 weeks or somethig
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>>44060079
>>Useable for Android
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>>44060152
did u even watch the stream retard? none of that is true about the watch.
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>>44060161
>>44060161
>>44060161
>>44060161
>>44060161
>>44060161
>>44060161
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>>44060064
Lie detector.
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>>44060155
It looks like a pile of cluttered shit.
>>
google now already tell you where your car is
>muh innovation
>>
Print out this PDF to see how big the iphone 6 plus is.
http://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/iphone-scale.pdf
Print out this PDF to see how big the iphone 6 plus is.
>>
>>44060064
it's literally made for cybering
remember they stressed it was an 'intimate' device
>>
>>44060131
Imagine if you flatlined. Automatically calling an ambulance might be an idea.
>>44060144
It started like that.
>>
>>44060164
which are? android has all of these and more
>>
>That train stop and hotel function.
Day 1 buy
>>
>steal watch
>Get in hotelroom
>Steal rest
>>
WHO MUCH?
>>
>>44055732
TOP BEBBS
>>
You can do basically all of those (except those with haptic feedback) with an iPhone.
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>>44060165
Yes,and it counts how many strokes per minute while you masturbate
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>>44060050
The worst is when they travel to Europe and complain that nobody smiles on the metro/tram/train/etc. Whatever about being gushed upon whenever you have the unfortunate luck to find yourself in the US, the fact that they expect that disingenuous forced politeness everywhere they go is frustrating.
>>
>>44060097
I sure hope so
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>people on business news calling this revolutionary
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>>44060064
Because they can't think of any reason for this thing to exist, besides it being possible to build.
>>
>waving watch against the door
>makes ferocious wanking motions outside hotel rooms when it doesn't work
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>>44060115
Is this better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vampire_traits_in_folklore_and_fiction
Vampires have a cultural association with the moon, you'd have to be totally uncultured not to understand it. Obviously it's not like with werewolfs where they transform due to the moon, but the association is still there.
>>
Imagine a cute girl tapping your dick with this thing
:3c
>>
>bmw required
>>
>>44060170
>none of that is true about the watch.
it does require an iPhone. That was stated in the stream.
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>>44060164
Fuck off shill
My Galaxy Wear does everything this garbage does.
>>
i can't believe this thread got so huge...
>>
>Car botnet
>>
>>44060069
>KEYBOARD
Why would you use a keyboard on a tiny 2" screen?
>pinch to zoom
Lol the scroll wheel is more efficient
>WONT WORK WITHOUT THE NEWEST IPHONE
Yes it will.
>>
>>44060189
ONE GORILLION
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>>44060063
>DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THIS
DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THIS
>DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THIS
DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THIS
>DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THIS
DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THIS
>DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THIS
DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THIS
>DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THIS
DOES NO ONE ELSE NOTICE THIS
>>
This stream is fucking awful, how the fuck do watch this properly without safari?
>>
>>44060088
Fucking this.
>Show me your hearbeat while you tell me you don't want to fuck my best friend!
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>>44060160
Forgot pic
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>>44060180
We can look at the screen ya dingus.
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>>44060187
>>
>>44060170
>doesn't understand green text and replying
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>>44060180
apple shill pls go
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>tfw KITT voice pack
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>it's amazing what you can do with your wrist
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>>44059674
>>
>>44060184
Imagine you take it off and it calls an ambulance
>>
NO MORE WATCH SHIT
WHERE IS MY YOSEMITE RELEASE
WHERE IS MY MACBOOKS
>>
Health and fitness might be interesting. They had experts on measuring blood glucose work with them.
>>
>it's amazing what you can do from your wrist
You know it Tim ;)
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APPLE
IS
A
JOKE
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>>44059541
Look at the watch on his wrist. It's fucking ugly, I cannot believe they actually made this fucking thing.
>>
Can I watch movies with iWatch?
> It's amazing what you can do with your wrists
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>that fucker that keeps saying WOOOOO
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>>44060213
Lol, you are just hater, Apple would never do that, they are perfect ;)
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>>44060198
phone sex
>>
JAWBONE IS KILL
>>
>>44060214
i'm just reading this thread m8
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I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING FUCKING CRAZY PILLS!
For what purpose does this thing even fucking exist? Is it so GOD DAMN HARD to pull your phone out of your fucking pocket! The only slightly redeemable feature is the fitness integration. That's about FUCKING IT!
ANNO DOMINI MMXIV, chances are you don't need a watch, unless you are some fucking deep sea diver motherfucker or richfag. IS YOUR NAME BILL GATES? DO YOU HAPPEN TO OWN A FUCKING FLEET OF BOEING PRIVATE JETS? WELL IF YOU ARE GUESS WHAT YOU WON'T WANT SOME MADE IN CHINA 18k PLATED BULL SHIT, YOU ARE BUYING A FUCKING PATEK PHILLIPE FOR FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS, AT LEAST!
BUT OOOH, AHHHH. THANK YOU BASED TIM COOK, THANK YOU JOHN IVE, MY MOUTH IS OPEN, READY FOR YOU TO SHIT ALL OVER ME. AND I WILL EAT YOUR SHIT AND THANK YOU FOR IT. THANK YOU MASTER, THANK YOU. AMEN
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>Nay-kee app
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GREAT JOB!!
>>
We /fit/ now
>>
>>44060235
This
>>
>>44060187
>Steal wallet
>Get key
>Get in hotel room
>Steal rest
>>
>>44060137
>Invicta
>>
Health and fitness shit. That's what /fit/ is for.
>>
27 INCH IPAD WHEN????
>>
>>44060063
>>44060213
what do you mean they aren't showing?
>>
>>44060214
>how the fuck do watch this properly without safari?
it's apple. if you don't use their proprietary shit, then fuck you.
>>
Really? I am more dissapointed than i thought. The new iphone has worse specs than a nexus 5 (besides the cam) and cost much more. srsly wtf?
and this watch looks like fucking crap.
>>
>>44060214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnt9_AGbR_0#t=2873
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>>44060213
Because everyone knows.
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>>44060238
lol
>>
>>44060194
Most people don't smile on the train in the us either. But there is a lot of fake politeness and it's nauseating. Some people actually acknowledge this even though they participate in it.
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>>44060203
>Tim Cook
>theeee..........
>forgets text
>Apple creates GREAT products
>>
So I heard you like fitness. How bout fitness dick in your mouth?
>>
LETS ALL IGNORE THE FACT THAT SAMSUNG DID IT FIRST.
>>
>>44060214
I don't get why Apple didn't just post the stream for everyone.
Isn't the point of these events to get people who haven't used their products to buy them?
>>
>>44060234
>what are sensors
>>
Idk about you guys but I can't wait to get my hands on WatchKit.
There are plenty of shekels to be made porting apps and watchfaces over.
Fuckin' dev portal is down
>>
>>44055732
It's over in selling all my Apple shit
>>
So with this heart sensor, the watch could theoretically monitor for arrhythmia and ping your friends or even an ambulance if you have health problems.
I think the watch is ugly as fuck and mostly pointless but theres some cool stuff you can do with it.
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>>44060211
GET BACK TO THE PRESENTATION TIM
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>>44060226
Fuck that, I want some cute anime girl cheering me on when I'm working out.
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>Gary Busey
I'm ok with this
>>
does it detect cancer?
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>>44060205
kek
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>>44060079
are you srs
even pebble can do that
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>>44060235
Where they belong.
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>>44060204
>attaching applewatch to your member
They know we're all thinking it
>>
>>44060249
I was too but this thread is out of control and I'd prefer to watch it
>>
>>44060246
I WORK FOR APPLE DIPSHIT
AND I STILL THINK THEY ARE SHIT
>>
Jobs never would have tolerated this
>>
BUT HOW MUCH DOES IT COST
>>
>MONITORS YOU THE WHOLE DAY
>>
you can tell he's about fitness, he's got a sweater on
>>
FEELS SO CLOSE TO LOVE YOU WUB WUB WUB WUB
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Is /g/ active?
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>>44059093
To be honest this battery problem won't be solved in the next two or three generations
>>
>>44060191
The iPhone has always been able to vibrate.
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>>44060180
>that massive Plus
>Regular 6 will probably feature shittier specs
welp, I hope the BB passport doesn't turn out to be shit
>>
>>44060279
you can download safari on pc. They want you to download safari.
>>
>>44060276
being first is never as important as being best
>>
>>44060250
it's where tech is headed, everyone else already gave it their best, this just happens to be the most tacky and at the same time the most effective company at doing that.
>>
>helps you with working out
gee I know why /g/ hates it...
>>
>>44060291
He said without looking.
>>
fuck watches nigga
>>
>>44060164
those arent 'apple ideas' those ideas are out there for a long time. They just have enough cash to throw at it to make it look like it's worth the cash.
(read 'the cirle' by Dave Eggers. It's a crappy book, but 99,9 of these 'innovations' are mentioned in it)
>>
Can fat people use the apple watch?
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No.1 smart-watch coming through
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>>44060276
Samsung did it because they knew apple was working on one
>>
YES LOOKS LIKE A GLORIOUS SDK
>>
>dat voice
>>
>>44060257
but it takes 30 minutes to fumble around taking my wallet out [spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
>>
>>44060276
Apple did it right, samshit might as well have not done it at all.
>>
>>44060245
Apple WOOOO Guy™
>>
MONITORS ALL YOUR ACTIVITY AND MOVEMENT THROUGHOUT THE DAY
>MONITORS ALL YOUR ACTIVITY AND MOVEMENT THROUGHOUT THE DAY
MONITORS ALL YOUR ACTIVITY AND MOVEMENT THROUGHOUT THE DAY
>MONITORS ALL YOUR ACTIVITY AND MOVEMENT THROUGHOUT THE DAY
Fucking GCHQ bullshit.
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Battery life: 1 hour
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>>44060300
As much as the battery life is in minutes.
>>
>>44060180
I just measured my iPhone 5s there, to ipad users let this be an estimation
tip: 2 big
>>
>>44060276
Nooooooooooooooo but apple has a spinny thing on theirs!!!
And and and they innovated heartbeats and emojis and haptic feedback!!!!!!!
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>>44060250
Basically this
>Apul watch will make you fit
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>feeling friends heartbeat
>draw a cock
>heartbeat increases
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>>44060250
I get your point. But you specifically don't need a smart watch. A general watch comes in handy.
>>
swing arms like an idiot to burn more cals
>>
>>44060305
>paying 200+ dollars for what a post-it can do
Holy shit, no one can be this stupid
>>
>>44060252
HERE SHE COMES
>>
>>44060271
If you think you've seen fake politeness here, go to Japan
>>
>>44060250
The fitness seems to be the lead product, the gold one looks like it's for people who have money to burn.
>>
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>>44060310
its all shit
>>
FINALLY THE PEOPLE OF USA WILL STOP BEING FAT
THANKS APPLE!
>>
>>44060305
I only do MMA. Watch + martial arts = nope.
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I've burned 700 calories posting in this thread.
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>>44060250
Sometimes when I'm biking to class I wish I had a watch to check the time
>>
>>44060296
yeah me too but i've given up, apple's lost their touch it seems, can't even throw up a decent livestream (seriously this is retarded for a multi-billion dollar company, might even be intentional and still retarded)
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They haven't shown the new MacBooks yet, have they? That's the only thing I'm actually interested in.
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>>44060305
I walk to stuff.
>>
>>44060305
We Metro now.
>>
APPLE STOCK STEADILY LOSING THE MINIMAL GAINS FROM THE ANNOUNCEMENT.
NO ONE CARES, APPLE IS OUT OF IDEAS
>>
>>44059195
Looks ugly as fuck. Like i've just picked up a child's toy and shoved it on my wrist.
Mind you, I guess Apple's target market are hipster lumberjack shirt faggots anyway, guess they don't really care about looking good.
>>
So is it water and sweat resistant?
>>
>USES GPS AND WIFI IN YOUR IPHONE
>NO GPS OR WIFI IN THE FUCKING WATCH
>>
/r/ a webm of the rope swinging guy
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>>44060336
>>
That fucking voice.
>>
I want to see the girl in red and white more.
>>
>all-day fitness tracker
Batter life of one day/8 hours
>>
>>44060267
Thanks!
>>44060279
They want us to use Safari, it's absolutely ridiculous.
>>
as a type 1 diabetic i fucking wish this showed me my blood sugar
>>
>>44060336
Made me lol IRL.
Gotta try this if I see any of my friends wearing this fucker.
>>
If you don't buy any of these products, you deserve to die
>>
>>44060276
nobody cares
apple didn't invent touch or the phone or whatever
but they did it best
>>
>>44060339
kek
>>
so how much will this iwatch cost
>not getting a Seiko Chronograph for around $100 for time measuring for around 10 years
>>
>no battery life yet
>or price
Jesus come on
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>>44060348
pls don't remind me
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>>44060279
>Isn't the point of these events to get people who haven't used their products to buy them?
no. apple only cares about you if you are part of their cult.
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APPLE INNOVATES AGAIN
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man apple is getting more and more ridiculous. This show is a fucking joke.
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>>44060317
YOU DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR PEBBLE TO KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING!
>>
So.
Get 360 now or wait for next year's model?
No, pebble is not an option.
>>
muh dick. I love girls when they exercise.
>>
>>44060313
Except when Apple was first, then it's the most important :^)
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>>44060332
No way would it be that cheap
>>
>APPLE IN CHARGE OF HEALTH
APPLE IN CHARGE OF HEALTH
>APPLE IN CHARGE OF HEALTH
APPLE IN CHARGE OF HEALTH
>APPLE IN CHARGE OF HEALTH
APPLE IN CHARGE OF HEALTH
>>
WHERE ARE THE MACBOOKS WHERE ARE THE MACBOOKS WHERE ARE THE MACBOOKS WHERE ARE THE MACBOOKS WHERE ARE THE MACBOOKS WHERE ARE THE MACBOOKS WHERE ARE THE MACBOOKS WHERE ARE THE MACBOOKS WHERE ARE THE MACBOOKS
>>
>mfw hamplanets are going to be assblasted about the fact that they use slim girls in the ad
>>
>>44060356
You aren't getting them. Broadwell is DOA / months away.
>>
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is this real life?
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>BURNING 1000 CALORIES BY RUNNING
HAHAHAHA OH GOD DID THAT BITCH RUN FOR 4 HOURS?
>>
Can it measure how much I kill of my lifetime by smoking?
>>
>>44060305
I lift 3 times a week.
I don't deduct my calories burned though, because I'm on a cut.
>>
WHO THE FUCK WEARS A WATCH THESE DAYS
>>
no athlete will use a smartwatch which needs your phone to get gps data.
>>
>>44060283
All the newer smartwatches have heartbeat sensor. And people at risk of heart failure have their medical monitor devices, not some shitty new idevice that might or might not work.
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This watch knows me, the achievements keep me happy.
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>>44060376
don't you need to stick a needle in yourself to get blood
>>
Is the AppleWatch screen better in bright light than the iPhone?
>>
>>44060359
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALISED HOW TRUE THAT STATEMENT IS
>>
>>44060336
I actually spit out some of my drink
>>
this is the gayest shit ever. if u want to be fit just go run around the neighborhood real quick and comeback and continue what youre doing. why do u need all this ridiculous sad excuse for technology?
>>
>>44060361
This
>>
>apple is secure
>safe
>and private
yeah, just like the iCloud
>>
>>44060345
>Japan
Have you been to japan? I always assumed that they were at least somewhat more genuine since it is so ingrained in their language and culture.
>>
>Where are you going steve, we have work
>Apple told me that I deserve a break
>>
>>44060356
That's not in the September events silly.
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BUY BUY BUY
>>
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So, based off of what's been shown, who's getting what?
iPhone 6 - Nope
iPhone 6 PLUS - Yep
Apple Watch - No
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i lik alex lindsay. he is so humble and smart.
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>>44060356
Fuck off retard.
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Reminds me of the iPod Nano
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wait so, they go from matte and dark colors and shit, back to chrome around the edges with the iwatch? Is this from the iphone 3gs era
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>>44060250
I wear a watch everyday faggot
stay pleb
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>>44060250
>chances are you don't need a watch, unless you are some fucking deep sea diver motherfucker or richfa
I spend a considerable amount of time outdorrs doing stuff like biking, kayaking, swimming, climbing, running etc..
Why would I expose my phone to the elements during those situations when I can just wear a watch?
>>
>>44060258
Nearly all bad. This one is the only good invicta
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>>44060383
>Get a Garmin/Seiko/Polar for the same price
>All of those are 10x more accurate and have 100x the battery life.
So what's the fucking point of this thing?
>>
WOOOOOOO ACHIEVEMENTS!!
>>
Do americans clap for everything?
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>>44060409
Your mom because she needs to know what time of the day I'll come by her to fuck her
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>>44060405
You can get that in about 12 miles in you sperglord fuck. It's obvious you've never run in your life.
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I DON'T EVEN LIKE WATCHES BUT I'M GOING TO BUY AN APPLE WATCH
FUCK YES
I HAVE A SHITTY FITBIT, WHICH I CAN JUST TRASH NOW YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>
IF THE CHARGING PORT IS AT THE BOTTOM WHERE IT TOUCHES YOUR WRIST, WOULDNT YOUR SWEAT CORRODE IT IF YOUR GOING TO BE WORKING OUT WITH THIS??
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>>44060305
Yeah I'm a long distance runner so I have a vastly superior Garmin for just that purpose.
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>>44060410
basically this
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>>44060405
you can burn 1,000 calories in about an hour and a half of jogging, neckbeard.
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>>44060404
Is this just fantasy?
>>
>THIS FUCKING VOICE
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>>44060405
i burn calories by running over one hour. not sure what you're getting at
>>
I have never, in my life, worn watches on a regular basis. They're annoying to wear.
Tell me why this thing is gonna change that.
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>>44060405
lol
we /fit/ now
>>
Shit right?
>>
$599 US DOLLARS
>>
This (the watch) is seriously the most assassine Apple product since that iPod Shuffle that had no buttons whatsoever.
BRB need to short Apple stock...
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>>44060431
i have never seen an apple product that I thought was better than any other. it's just flash. ill stick with my functional and affordable alternatives
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>>44060366
>NO GPS IN THE FUCKING WATCH
GPS is a power hungry monster
i suspect itll be awhile before we can get GPS in a watch and still have it be reasonable on battery
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>>44060431
she is so pretty <3
>>
APPLE WATCH WILL MAKE YOUR PERSONAL TRAINER REDUNDANT
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>>44060448
ayy lmao
>>
>>44060444
All the other stuff besides showing time and date.
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>normalfags and mod-sponsored shilling
Holy fuck.
You all need to either install gentoo or go back to >>>/b/
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>>44060036
>>44060087
Wow you guys must not be from /g/, that statistic has been common knowledge around here for a while. If you're still interested, I'm going to try to Google it. Trust me though, it exists.
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>>44060452
It's inductive retard
>>
WALKIE TALKIE ABILITY
WALKIE TALKIE ABILITY
WALKIE TALKIE ABILITY
OMG
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>>44060431
Fuck off retard.
>>
>>44060447
Yup
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>>44060431
>iPhone 6 PLUS - Yep
jajajajajajaj
>>
>>44060442
SURE BUT NOT A GOD DAMN APPLE TM SMART WATCH LIFESTYLE DEVICE THAT IS PROBABLY COSTING AS MUCH AS YOUR PHONE
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>>44055732
They fucking did it again. wow.
>>
>Apple watch
Why the fuck do I need an iWatch when I wear my dive watch to tell the time (and obviously, depth and dive time if I suddenly fall in the sea or something).
>>
>>44060383
>Not getting a Patek Phillippe that you will never really own
>>
>viewfinder for phone camera
Holy shit. So many more creepshots are going to surface.
>>
Did he just say AppleTV?
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>>44060455
Kilo-calories vs Calories
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>>44060366
>>USES GPS AND WIFI IN YOUR IPHONE
>>NO GPS OR WIFI IN THE FUCKING WATCH
A lot of watch companies are doing the same, like Suunto.
The idea is that the watch just acts as an alternate screen, displaying relevant information.
>>
>>44060455
>>44060449
Maybe he's hella thin and doesn't burn calories as fast as hefty people
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IT'S
OVER
V
E
R
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>599 starting
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>>44059028
don't be grump because you're having a bad fur day
>>
RIP in pieces, iPhone 4S
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>>44060321
>wearing an ad on the wrist
>>
>requires
>requires
>requires
its really cool
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>>44060428
>>44060402
...
Balls.
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>requires iPhone
fucking dropped
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>>44060479
Can AppleWatch spot me?
>>
PRICE
>PRICE
PRICE
>PRICE
PRICE
>PRICE
PRICE
>PRICE
PRICE
>PRICE
PRICE
>PRICE
PRICE
>PRICE
PRICE
>PRICE
PRICE
>PRICE
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>>44060456
caught in a landslide
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>>44060503
How does that work? It doesnt have a camera.
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>>44060405
Wut?
A half marathon (that's 13 miles for you faggots) and according to my garmin I burnt around 1.5k calories, and that was just under 2 hours.
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>>44060430
>>
>>44060490
we voxer now
>>
works with 5c
so there is hope for you guys
>>
>>44060511
not so smug now pepe
>>
>>44060502
>tfw no Omega Speedmaster, THE watch
>>
SOMEONE POST APPLE STOCKS QUICK
>>
$599 US DOLLARS
>$599 US DOLLARS
$599 US DOLLARS
>$599 US DOLLARS
>>
>applewatch, requires the iPhone. It's really cool
>>
>>44060431
It just sealed my decision to get the Note 4.
>>
it dont work like that qt
>>
omg you need a phone. dopped.
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Apple is kill
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>$349
>>
>>44060276
>>44060276
>>44060276
>>44060276
REMINDER THAT STEVE JOBS PLANNED THIS
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2394376,00.asp
>>
>>44060503
THANK YOU BASED APPLE
>>
>>44060533
No escape from reddit.
>>
>$349
>>
>REQUIRES IPHONE
>>
$350
>$350
>$350
$350
>>
>$349
TOP KEK
>>
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349 US DOLLARS
349 US DOLLARS
349 US DOLLARS
349 US DOLLARS
349 US DOLLARS
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE
>>
Apple Watch starts at $349.
>>
$349
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>>44060393
This year has mediocre battery life. Not good, not bad. Will need daily recharge.
>>
>>44060336
toppest of kek
>>
>>44060366
This >>44060509
It's better for the battery life
>>
349
>349
349
>>
Do you guys think third party developers will be able to make watch faces? (I'm guessing not)
>>
Only Apple can do inductive charging
>>
>Not compatible with iTouch 5.
>>
THREE FIDDY
>>
>$349
NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!
>>
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>Only $349
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>>44060503
This is going to be GREAT for that.
>>
I can already see it.
>Phone + Watch
>2000$
>>
>>44060547
https://www.google.com/finance?q=apple&ei=zTYPVKHoO4KuqAHcsIGQAQ
>>
That nigger stole that watch.
>>
>>44060426
I have, and I traveled there with a Japanese friend who provided cultural insight. He agreed the fake politeness in Japan totally dwarfs that which you encounter in the US.
Imagine being considered rude if you say anything less than "thank you so very much" every time you want to give a simple thanks.
>>
What would get my wrist cut off in a poor suburb?
a) Apple Wat h
b) My Cartier
>>
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>>44057215
>anger bird
God damnit I fucking kek'd over something as little as that.
>>
>clapping for $349
>>
LOL FUCK THAT
>>
>connecting from your wrist
This is so brilliant, can't wait to clap again!
>>
WATCH COMES FOR FREE IF YOU BUY THE LATEST IPHONE
>>
$349
$349
$349
$349
$349
>>
>>44060496
>SURE BUT NOT A GOD DAMN APPLE TM SMART WATCH LIFESTYLE DEVICE THAT IS PROBABLY COSTING AS MUCH AS YOUR PHONE
I agree, I'm just saying that watches are still a useful technology.
In my opinion REAL smart watches that can act as full mobile wrist worn computers/phones will not be out for several more years.
The main issue is just battery/processing power.
>>
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The fuck
>>
>only $349
OGRE
>>
349 DOLLARS
PLUS THE COST OF USING A SHIT PHONE
>>
>REQUIRES AN IPHONE
>599 DOLLARS
FUCKING
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>
349 DOLLARS
>>
>350
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>44060469
>pic related
>>44060477
Nigger have you never heard of Garmin or any of the other sports watch manufacturers?
>>
>"Apple Watch starts at $349."
Fucking. Dropped.
>>
>>44060485
what the hell is a gento?
>>
>$349 US DOLLARS
>REQUIRES iPHONE
>JUST TO COUNT YOUR CALORIES AND SEND HALF-MESSAGES ON YOUR WRIST
if this piece of shit succeeds, its over for tech
>>
>>44060530
Nope, but that's okay because if you do something bad like flatline, you can automatically call an ambulance! Revolutionary!
>>
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>350
TOP KEK
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>349
>>
>>44060546
>tfw no Omega deville tourbillon
>>
Reminder the stream is STILL fucking up almost 2 hours in.
>>
>>44060534
It's a viewfinder for your iPhone.
>>
>ONLY 349
>>
KEKEST TOP $349 IPHONE 5 AND UP REQUIRED
>>
>>44060559
MY SHEKELS JUST CRIED
>>
349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES 349 MY SIDES
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>>44059945
this
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>>44060547
inb5 they tank
>>
$350 lawls
>>
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>$350
>6 months away
holy shit what a nightmare, i wish i knew what kinds of problems they are having with it
>>
STARTING $349 HOLY FUCK SHIT LOL
>>
"It's so simple and elegant , only apel can do"
"it's 300 Dolerinos, its gonna be out NEXT YEAR"
Can't stop laughing , the buzzwurds are too stronk
>>
>$349
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>$349
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>$349
$349
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>$349
$349
>>
>>44060436
The iPod Nano actually has nice industrial design.
>>
SELL SELL SELL
>>
>>44060447
[clapping intensifies]
>>
>NO IPHONE 4S
>$350
>>
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>>44060570
>>44060569
You can cum on it though.
>>
stream died AGAIN
>>
MORE EXPENSIVE THAN IPHONE
>>
$ 3 4 9
3
4
9
>>
349 BUCKS IS CHEAP AS FUCK
THIS ISN'T FOR POOR FAGGOTS LIVING IN THEIR MOMS BASEMENT
>>
THREE HUNDRED
AND FIFTY
US DOLLARS
>>
>>44060410
This.
>carrying a phone in your pocket or strapping it to your arm when seriously working out
>>
$349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349 $349
>>
The Moto 360 sits on a wireless charging cradle.
>>
$349. Insane.
>>
THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE DOLLARS NINETY NINE
>>
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ITS ABOUT TREE FIDDY
>>
>THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTY NINE DOLLAR EXTERNAL SCREEN
>>
> DEEP INNOVATION
> CHARGER HAS A MAGNET IN IT
> THEREFORE IT COSTS $349
Lol Apple...
Worst part is tho... People will actually buy the shit out of this. Sigh.
>>
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>$349
POST YFW
>>
>>44060414
>weight
so apple scale confirmed?
>>
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>>44060547
>>44060632
Buy on rumor
Sell on news
>>
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349
US DOLLARS
>>
What are you supposed to do with the scroll wheel if you're left handed?
>>
>>44060654
FOR A FUCKING WATCH
>>
>worth the weight
>>
>>44060250
Child detected.
>>
>>44060632
its gone up
>>
apple invented the watch
>>
>349
IT'S
FUCKING
OVER
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
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>>44060336
>one of your friends goes to war
>he gets into a firefight
>his heartbeat suddenly stops
>yfw
>>
>Available until 2015
kek
>>
>>44059263
>>44059263
>>44059263
I'm the best.
>>
>$349
>WORTH THE WEIGHT
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED.
>>
>Can't buy it till next year
>>
>>44060336
I should try this on my feminine friend. says he's straight and doesn't like guys.
Great test for him kek
>>
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>>44059403
It's a shame, because Twelve was so cute.
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>>44060669
>>
oh god what are they doing
>>
$349 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>
So if you leave your phone at home are you gonna have no way to tell the time because your watch no longer works or is it just an "ecosystem" thing
>>
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349 US DOLLARS
349 US DOLLARS
349 US DOLLARS
349 US DOLLARS
349 US DOLLARS
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE
ALL DAY BATTERY LIFE
>>
NEW GENERATION FOR THE IPOD CLASSIC
>>
AHH SHIT
OS X TIME
>>
BETTER IN EVERY SINGLE WAY
APPLE PAY
>>
apple stock dropped another 1% when they announced the price
>>
MACBOOK CONFIRMED
>>
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>>44060584
Nice
>>
349 US DOLLARS
>>
>It's big... better
>>
>Literally more expensive than a contracted iPhone
>>
>>44060636
the problem is that unless we make it 10 inches thick the battery will not last the entire day making it useless
>>
$350 for watch, $1000 for phone.
LELCRAPPLE
>>
>>44060666
SIGN OF THE DEVIL CONFIRMS THIS IS THE BEAST'S METHOD TO CONTROL TRADE.
>>
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>>44060669
>>
>APPL stock plummenting with every word.
They are finished.
>>
>"they have larger displays but more importantly they are bigge.... big.. better"
>>
349? I can get a pretty fucking top good watch with that.
>>
If I'm spending 350 dollars for a fucking watch I would be buying somethin in pure gold and wearing it while in my hottub on my yaht with a bunch of whores ... because I'd be rich and just a gigantic moron.
>>
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>$349
No one is going to buy this and admit to paying that much for a fucking watch.
>>
I bet the 349 is for the small one with the plastic band.
449 for the larger size, 50 dollars for midrange band, 100 for nice one, add 100 for gold.
>>
>>44060503
http://www.amazon.com/Sony-Smartphone-Attachable-4-45-44-5mm-Lens-Style/dp/B00EVIJWXS
Get the Sony QX10, Its a camera that fits in you hand and can be view found by a smart phone or just used blind in the hand.
>>
>the news channels have already be screaming bout how awesome this phone is for the last hour.
>>
>>44060674
key word is STARTING
>>
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>>44055732
My wallpaper
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>>44060676
pay an extra $100 for a left handed version
>>
$350
APPLE TAX
APPLE TAX
>>
>>44060676
Stop being shit/autistic and wear you watch on your right hand.
>>
BEATS
>>
>>44060560
>http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2394376,00.asp
>tfw you remember steve jobs will never design another apple product ever again
rip in piece
>>
The gold color is probably made for the Chinese market.
>>
APPLE PAY WILL WORK WITH APPLE WASH!
>>
Waterproofing?
Battery life?
>>
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>>44060674
Y E S
E
S
>>
>350
loll
>>
there's one shorter who just made a few million dollar, lol
>>
IPOD CLASSIC NEW GEN CONFIRMED
>>
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>>44060717
There is literally nothing wrong with spending $1350 on superior apple products.
>>
SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST INCOMING
>>
>>44060735
lyl
>>
>>44059431
Women's watches tend to be smaller than a males...
>>
>one other thing
>music
what an awful conference jesus christ. apple died with jobs.
>>
>three hundred and forty nine dollars
how in the mother of Christ can people see this as a good deal?
>>
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TOPKEK
O
P
K
E
K
>>
>three hundred and forty nine US dollars
>three hundred and forty nine US dollars
>three hundred and forty nine US dollars
>three hundred and forty nine US dollars
>>
BEATS BEATS BEATS BEATSBEATSBEATS BEATS BEATS BEATSBEATSBEATS BEATS BEATS BEATSBEATSBEATS BEATS BEATS BEATSBEATSBEATS BEATS BEATS BEATSBEATSBEATS BEATS BEATS BEATSBEATSBEATS BEATS BEATS BEATSBEATSBEATS BEATS BEATS BEATSBEATSBEATS BEATS BEATS BEATSBEATSBEATS BEATS BEATS BEATSBEATS
>>
APPLE IS DOOMED
>>
WHERE IS THE UPDATED MAC MINI
GOD DAMN IT
>>
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>THAT DIP WITH CHINGCHONG AND RAISE
BRAVO APPLE
>>
>>44055732
>$349
nope nope nope
>>
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Do you love Apple now?
captcha: sage rconfeg
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>>44060712
>Phone is big
>It's great
>Bigger screen is awesome
Oh BTW
>Here's our ultra mini iPhone that you strap onto your wrist that requires an iPhone
>It's small as fuck, but it's awesome too!
>Small screen is awesome!
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>>44060669
mfw
>>44060676
use your other hand?
>>
apple products provide shit ass audio though
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>>44060732
The Apple hype train has set off
>>
holy fuck it is shite
>>
We U2 NOW!
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>>44060356
>Animu faggots retarded as hell
This don't surprise me.
>>
>>44060735
upload image pls
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>>44060735
>Kaspersky
>CCleaner
>Speedfan
Muh placebo.
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>>44060669
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>>44060728
>$350 watch
>Good
Look at this pleb
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wat
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IT IS LITERALLY OGRE
>>
U2
>U2
U2
>>
I have $350 watches that aren't a computer.
>>
>>44060771
IT'S APPLE'S PULSE
>>
ONE OTHER THING
>>
what is the price of the unlocked phone? did they announce?
>>
>massively negative public and press response
>Apple delays launch to re-work design
>product never actually launches
predicted it here first
>>
>music performance
APPLE IS DEAD
RIP
RIP
RIP
>>
>>44059952
>that projecting
>like semen out of my cock while watching weeb porn
>>
>paying for shit with a phone
we all agree this is a terrible idea right?????
>>
>>44060776
Fuck off cum guzzler.
>>
death grips
>>
>>44060728
Non-pleb watches are usually like $1000 starting.
>>
APPLE INVENTED U2
>>
>>44060735
Get the fuck out of here Ken
>>
U2 CONFIRMED FOR BEST BAND OF ALL TIME
>>
Here come the beats..
>>
>our love for music
>Coldplay
>>
>U2
>y-you too
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>you'll never have an invite to a house party on your watch
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>U2
>best of all time
>>
note 4 > iphone 6 plus
get fucked appleshits.
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>>44060669
>>
WHATS THIS GOT TO DO WITH WATCHES MAN
>>
We love music. Have coldplay.
WAITAMINUTE THIS ISNT COLDPLAY.
>>
Stream lagging for anyone else as well?
>>
$349 for the shitty manlet/woman version
you better believe the normal sized one is probably $100 more
>>
>>44060331
but the end justifies the means
>>
U2 on stage
IT IS OVER
ANDROID IF FINISHED
F
I
NI
SHID
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>U2
>best band
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ayy lmao
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Who is that?
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is u2 the retina macbook air?
>>
>best band of all time
>>
Man, now I realize why I find U2 to be so unbearable.
>>
>Following text stream on The Verge.
>Don't have to listen to U2.
>>
>Those ironic woos
>>
>>44060823
This is a tiny crippled iPhone extension for your wrist.
>>
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>44060809
see
>>44057287
Also lol at no battery life for iWatch.
>>
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>
$349 would be reasonable IF IT WERE STANDALONE
>>
>Best band of all time
>>
APPL IS FINISHED
>>
>>44060809
I thought that all new phones as of 2014 have to be unlocked by law?
>>
god finish it already i gotta go eat
>>
GIFF DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>GIFF DARUDE - SANDSTORM
GIFF DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>GIFF DARUDE - SANDSTORM
GIFF DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>GIFF DARUDE - SANDSTORM
GIFF DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>GIFF DARUDE - SANDSTORM
GIFF DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>GIFF DARUDE - SANDSTORM
>>
>>44060835
>steve's ghost will never haunt your party
>>
grammy
>meaning anything
>>
>Hey guys, music is cool. But you know what's even cooler? Helping your fellow man.
>>
AND THAT BAND IS MEWTWO
>>
>>44060763
yeah the thing people forget is it's not $350, because you need an iPhone (a new one) as well, so in total it's almost a grand
>>
FEEEEEEEDBACCCK
>>
>y-you too
>>
>best musical performers
Ha, wut?
>>
>>44060835
>>44060835
This. I see al these features about talking to your friends and sharing your heartbeat and shit...
>tfw
>>
Ok
No
Stop the stream
>>
>>44060842
I picked out some music for the investors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5acgqIHQE
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U2 is garbage.
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>no macbook news
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEA HYEAH YEAH
>>
So when is Yosemite Sam coming out already?
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>U2
>tfw you realise Tim Cook is pleb as fuck
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>>44060862
And it already outdoes Android Wear and Galaxy Gear.
Too bad I don't own an iPhone, I want one.
>>
>>44060771
Back to our regularly scheduled apple stock prices
>>
>>44060241
Yep. Why the fuck did they take their ugliest device, the iPhone 3g and put it on a wrist? WTF? Steve would kill everyone involved.
>>
Holy fuck if I was going to spend $350 on a watch I'd get something really fucking nice, not this shit.
>>
Ok pee break.
>>
Ok. Stream closed.
>>
>>44060894
Such a shame they couldn't get Miku.
>>
>U2
>The poor mans Coldplay
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>>44060882
It only needs an iphone 5. Just saying.
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>>44060894
>U2 is garbage.
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
>>
>>44060823
you're wrong
>>
>apple redefined u2
>>
FUCK YEAH
OH YEAH BABAY
>>
IM BONO U FAGGOTS!!! BIGEST BAND OF ALL TIME!!1
>>
da fuk U2?
hows that aids campaign working?
got ebola?
>>
WOAH I CAN USE EFFECTS AM I THE EDGE YET
>>
>U2
>>
>>44060866
>>44057287
wait, is this seriyous
>>
>>44060431
oneplus one
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>>44060899
this.
>>
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING.
APPLE IS FINISHED.
SELL. SELL. SELL.
>>
wow 2 hours full of old shit nice apple never watch again
>>
ohhhhhhhhhho ohhhhhhhhho
>>
>>44060894
>Posts a Vocaloid picture
I hope you're not implying that garbage is better.
U2 is pleb shit, but at least it's music.
>>
Anyone from /fit/?
>>
I WANNA KNOW THE BATTERYSIZE!!!!!
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>>44060669
dat price made me blind
>>
>>44057287
Most contract subsidies are only for about $400, dis gun be good
>>
WAOAOAOOEOOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOEOOEAOAEOAOOAOAOAOAOWAOAOAOOEOOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOEOOEAOAEOAOOAOAOAOAOWAOAOAOOEOOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOEOOEAOAEOAOOAOAOAOAO
>>
>>44060671
damn straight
>>
/o/
\o\
/o/
\o\
>>
Maybe this is a good thing.
Maybe people will realize Apple is shit after today.
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>>44060669
>>
It doesn't look as good as the moto360, but it definitely outdoes it.
So what now, roles reversed, apple does more shit but android looks better?
>>
U2 IS TRASH LMAOOOOOOO
>>
Is there anything worthwhile after the music?
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>>44060669
>>
Apple bought U2. It's confirmed.
>>
>>44060906
>it outdoes shit products
Great. It should be 100$ cheaper and work independently of iPhone.
>>
>>44060872
nah - this is just the apple hifi of the post steve jobs era.
>>
Why is apel sticking dildos in my ears.
>>
>>44060925
Bono, pls
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>>44060921
Wait for the Nexus 6 announcement.
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>>44060924
>It only needs an iphone 5. Just saying.
Apple
"It only needs everything."
>>
>>44060952
Yes
Why?
>>
>>44060036
>>44060087
http://www.pcworld.com/article/2452189/tablet-sales-dip-as-market-matures.html
http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2014/07/apple_s_ipad_problem_tablet_sales_down_in_q3_earnings.html
http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/2354677/tablet-sales-see-first-quarterly-decline-due-to-rise-in-phablets
And if you spent more than a minute on Google, you'd find a bunch more articles about it. We always knew this was going to happen, if desktop and laptops PCs are microwaves, why wouldn't tablet PC's follow the same logic? The only reasons phones get replaced as often as they do is because they are more visible to others (status symbol) and and are more prone to breakage (we take them everywhere). The only thing manufacturers didn't predict is that tablet sales would begin their decline so soon. That's why they look like a fad right now. If larger size phone sales continue to increase, they're going to become completely obsolete because they run the same operating systems.
>>
Battery life?
>>
>>44055798
>literally everyone on /g/ is watching it
>implying i give a fuck about apple's next shitdevice
>>
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>U2
>relevant
Apple please.
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>>44060952
sup brah u mirin
>>
When the fuck is Yosemite coming out?
>>
>>44060965
Don't bet on it.
>>
Worst Apple presentation I have ever seen. How could the iPhone 6 be so underwhelming?
>>
>>44060953
it would be about 3 cm x 5 cm x 3mm.
>>
>Here's U2
>...
>Apple stocks crashes
>The world profits
>>
This music is terrible.
>>
why not make a cheap watch so everybody gets used to the shit then release the tree-fiddy watch?
>mfw appl
>>
That stock price man.
>>
>>44060952
/fit/ reporting in
>>
>$350
>You can't use it without an iPhone
Lel
>>
>that lack of innovation
I'll save my money for the Viro
>>
>>44060921
Man that would be great.
>>
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TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL TOPLEL
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>>44060669
>>
>being surprised about U2 at an Apple event
how fucking new are you
>>
i feel brainwashed after watching this...
>>
>>44060971
ayy
>>
>>44060965
no they won't, they'll post it was the best live event and about how innovative apple is
>>
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>>44060669
Never have this gif been more valid.
>>
>>44060934
no, they got iBola
>>
>no fagbooks
Thus the Vaio Pros remain as the kings of ultrabooks for one more year
>>
>>44060431
Note 4
>>
>>44060951
Vocaloid music is whatever music you want to listen to. It's not like there's only a couple songs.
>>
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>>44060791
Removed 3 viruses last week
CC cleaner removed 80gb of cache
Speedfan keeps my feet cool when editing
>>44060788
Here u go
>>
Holy fuck, this shit is amazing, I'm already trowing my money at the screen!!!
>>
>>44060996
didn't you hear? the battery lasts all fucking day
what else do you need to know you entitled shit?
>>
"Tech Expert" on MSNBC Talking about Apple watch
"Yes its a steep pricetag, but no one has ever done this before"
oh christ.
>>
This music is awful, it is over yet?
>>
>>44061022
ayy
>>
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Tim Cook announced Tuesday the release of Apple’s long-rumored watch, the latest in wearable technology. Here are some features of the new device:
>13-megapixel camera enables users to take crystal-clear pictures of wrist
>Allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time
>Discreet, but not so discreet that anyone would mistake it for a regular watch
>Comes in a variety of colors and styles to express your personal submission to the planet’s dominant tech company
>Adjustable ticking volume
>All the convenience of a traditional watch that needs to be charged every 12 hours
>Built-in thinkpiece regarding the increased connectivity yet simultaneous isolation of the millennial generation
>Small size and intricate circuitry able to drive twice as many Chinese workers to suicide as iPhone
>Makes it easier for muggers to see whether or not you’re carrying an expensive electronic device
>Another screen to throw into your current rotation of things you look at
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is that fucking it ?
larger phones and a pebble with sensors ?
>>
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>>44060694
>MFW
>>
AAPL is dead
>>
>>44060952
no homo
Thuough i haven't been there in a long time.
>>
>>44060996
T-t-the charger is really amazing... So simple...
>>
U2 hasn't been good for 20 years. What's next? Metallica?
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A NEW MARKETING CATEGORY
BRAVO APPLE
BRAVO
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1311422/U2-singer-Bonos-African-fashion-line-moves-China.html
daily reminder that bleeding heart African worshiper Bono closed his clothing manufacturing in Africa and moved it to China because the quality was so poor after telling the world we have to help Africa, send money to Africa, and bring commerce to Africa to help dem poor peoplez
>>
>>44061039
God damnit...
>>
>>44061029
https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=apple%20innovative
>>
>>44061039
TRUE EXPERTS
>>
>>44061022
ayy lmao
>>
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>>44060669
>>
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>>44060952
checking in
>>
>>44061050
What happened at F?
>>
>>44060982
WHAT IS HE EXPECTING TO SEE
>>
ENJOY BALL CANCER GEN-X FAGS
>>
m-me too?
>>
can't watch it anymore. i'm using this link
>>44055810
it worked before, but now it just keeps saying VLC doesn't recognize the format
>>
>U2
>Apple
So hot right now. So hip.
>>
>>44061035
jesus christ if you had 80 gigs of cache and 3 viruses you probably should just buy a mac because you have no idea what you are doing
>>
>>44061034
It's all j-pop/j-rock with some j-rap. Vocaloids aren't fit to do anything else well.
>>
>>
>>44061062
OY VEY THE GOYIMS KNOW
>>
ITS HAPPENING
>>
>>44061062
ffs.
>>
>For Joey Ramone
>>
>>44061035
Thanking you, based anon. *tips macbook*
>>
>>44060586
>tfw you sold 1/2 your shares at 102 right before the iwatch disaster.
>>
U2 fucking sucks...
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God, U2 fucking sucks
>>
>CEO probably has a personal trainer that costs 100k a year.
Our expensive watch toy will make you thin like me!
>>
>>44061039
the worst thing is that iwatch i'm afraid will become a thing. it'll find a use, just like the iphone and ipad and the laptops found a use for the masses.
like jobs said "never listen to what the consumers want, because they don't really know what they want" or something to that effect.
>>
>>44060982
The dude in that costume is getting very horny I bet
>>
>>44061012
source?
>>
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>>44060669
>>
>>44061078
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>
>>44060288
DYEL
what a gay ass company apple is. that guy is a skinny fucking twink
>>
>>44061022
way to cut out the x axis for the time fucking idiot
>>
>>44061108
AAPL officially sunk below this morning's opening price and in freefall.
>>
>>44061079
iCloud breach probably.
>>
>>44061012
is that actual footage??
so retarded, everyone playing FSX on gentoo knows how to land a 777
>>
>>44061062
>"Facebook" Would Like to Access your Heart Rate
That sounds disturbing as shit. Not even subtle anymore.
>"Twitter" Would Like to Access your Soul
>>
>>44061082
PANTSU WHAT ELSE?
>>44061090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uAkYeQH_s
>>
>>44061078
HNGGG
>>
>>44061120
fatty
>>
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I'm happy with $350 though.
Anyone that buys one will never be able to give bullshit about how 'It's just that good!'. It's a watch.
A watch.
$350
Watch.
>>
>>44061082
Some sweaty guy's boxers.
>>
i'm cringing
>>
>>44061116
>short term stock speculation
>>>/biz/
>>
>>44061045
>>Makes it easier for muggers to see whether or not you’re carrying an expensive electronic device
lol this
anyone seen with one of these is advertising that they have at least a grand's worth of stuff to steal
>>
was that actually music
>>
Cook and Bono hugs. HAHA FAGS!
>>
I want an iWatch app that would count the number of strokes I'd do while masturbating.
>>
>there are rumors that we haven't made an album. We've made lots, we just haven't released them
yeah let's keep it that way
>>
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>Mfw the new thing is "watches"
That is fucking stupid. Get a Rolex watch nerds.
Also, that ui looks hard to use with big hands.
>>
>most incredible single
kek
>>
>>44061149
Starting at $350 Anon
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>>44060952
checkin in breh
>>
>>44057287
There is not going to be a 32, there is also going to be a 120 gig version
>>
>>44060449
>>44060455
fat faggots detected
your fatasses aren't the standard for measuring calorie gain/loss
>>
>>44061155
I think so.
>>
>>44061078
She looked best at 155 lbs.
>>
Stream I was watching just shit the bed. What now?
>>
>>44061143
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot j-metal.
I'm not sure what you're trying to prove here. Vocaloid songs are fucking awful.
>>
>every iPhone comes with a free copy of u2
im not buying it any more
>>
ROLEX and PAYPAL IS KILL
>>
APPLE, I'M U2
>>
>>44061164
That's why you zoom
>>
>>44061149
I will easily be able to say it's worth it.
I'll also be able to say "What, are you poor?" when people say it's too expensive.
>>
>>44060988
the market dipped SLIGHTLY as it becomes saturated
tablet sales absolutely blow laptop and desktop sales out of the fucking water though, and this is not expected to change
>>
man this is so cringingly scripted
>>
ZEN MASTER COCK
>>
>oh Zen master of hardware and software
>*bows to Time Cook*
>>
THIS IS CRINGEWORTHY
>>
>>44061062
>Facebook knows when you're fapping
>>
this is fucking terrible make it end
>>
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>>44061062
Oh god... Imagine, now they'll be able to know what ads makes you interested based on your heartrate when watching those ads.
It's an entirely new category in marketing humans. Apple innovates yet again!
>>
>>44061078
>132
Please stop, my dick can only get so hard.
>>
>from $349
>with no strap
>>
U2 are gonna release an album holy fuck no
>>
>>44061124
you sure? notice how they didn't talk about battery life AT ALL, not even for one single second
Why? Because it's probably shit
I want my watch to be reliable, my smartphone can be without battery after a day, I don't care.
>>
When can I buy iPhone 6 and 6+?
>>
>>44061125
Costume? What are you on about?
>>
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>Wearing sunglasses inside
what a bunch of douchebags.
>>
WATCHES TO REPLACE PHONES
ITS HABBENING
>>
>>44061193
kek
>>
Oh my fucking God
this is incredibly cringey
>>
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>>44060669
>>
God this shill as fucking ending
>>
Wow as a dedicated Apple whore (have a rMBP, iPhone, and iPod) and having never been disappointed in an Apple product launch before this whole thing is a fucking disaster.
First they iPhone now comes only in Android Huge and ExtraHuge sizes (phones now REQUIRE two hands to use? It's like we're going backwards in usability), but the watch thing was a total fucking abortion (but at least it'll be canned and forgotten quicker than the G4 Cube)
>>
This shit is so scripted it hurts.
God damn.
>>
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>Songs of Innocence
Bono, don't let anyone ever tell you you don't still have that Messiah complex. Still got it, buddy. Still got it.
>>
>>44060894
Agreed 100%
Apple has jumped the shark big time.
>>
the fucking moon got more applause than that jesus christ what was the fucking point in getting these celtic wankstains onstage inb4 'u2 can have all this wondeful techonlogy' joke
>>
Oh wow a white label from a burned out 80's band
>>
I was hoping they d announce something about homOSeX ten ten ten
>>
ET PHONED HOME
>>
>>44061221
september 12
>>
>>44061200
I remember a video about wearing a fedora properly less cringeworthy
>>
Poor fags, 350$ is not expensive for a watch.
>>
U2 guy:
>I do believe you have half a million subscribers to iTunes... could you help get this to them?
Disgusting script.
>>
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>>44061186
Proving you that you don't know shit.
>>
SO MUCH FUCKING CRINGE
OOHFF FUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE SCREEN
>>
THEY TOUCHED FINGERS
>>
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
>>
Audio failing as you're selling out with some gay finger touch shit
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NOT FREE
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
So, what's the resolution of the new iPhone?
>>
The battery life will be so shit since they didn't even announce it.
>>
This clip will be in cringe threads for years
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>>44061062
>grill messages you
>heart rate increases
>facebook tells her
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>all the way across the internetz
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>>44055732
Some tl;dr it for me I was sleeping
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>>44061193
TELL ME, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE WATCH
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>>44061164
get thin
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If you aren't watching the stream you're missing comedy gold
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>Giving U2's album away for free
Please, even if it's free people won't touch that shit.
>>
this U2 shit its really cringworthy. Wtf are they thinking :o
>>
>my sides
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>>44061224
bono actually has bad eyes because of camera flashes and bright lights
and what's all the hate for u2 about? their music isn't horrific.
>>
>>44061149
350 for a great watch can be an okay price, imho good watches start at around 150-200
But 350 for yet another gadget?
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>>44061078
Honestly she looked better at 132.
>>
>>44061182
yeah sure fattie
>>
>5
>4
>stream freezes
What did they do at the end of the countdown?
>>
Apple is truly no.1 in personalized and innovative as well as simple devices. #apple #AppleWatch #iPhone6 #iPhone6Plus #AppleLive #RESPECT
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>>44061174
>working out at 10pm
why
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>>44061233
agreed.
Apple shills, as a long time user, its time to get convincing.
>>
>>44057729
Plus 23 dollars a month for 24 months :^)
>>
>>44061182
132
>>
It's over. Apple is now completely reactionary.
>>
FREE ALBUM
>>
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.
Massive iTunes crash
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>>44061207
why would you wear you watch when you are wanking it anyway?
apple would sure know about it as well when you took it back to the store because your jizz clogged up the magic turning knob
>>
>>44060972
AND NOW FOR ONE MORE THING...
>we're no longer producing the macbook lines of products.
>>
they dont know when to stop
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>>44061152
If it makes you feel any better, everyone you saw on stage today is a billionaire.
>>
>FOR FREE
>>
>>44061264
Retina HD
>>
I think the janitor is going to have a new favorite album
>>
>>44061264
Less than 720p for the 4.7 inch one, 1080p for 5.5 inch.
>>
>>44061264
Innovative 1080p Retina HD
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>>44061211
o god staup
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fuck it really habbend
>>
force pushed to your device
>>
Mods confirmed for faggots.
>>
'HALF A BILLION PEOPLE'
>sign says 500 Million
Fucking Tim Cook stop I genuinely can't laugh any more I'm so fucking done
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Hey nerds, this is my first time here, what the fuck is a taptic engine? Also why are Apple products so shit and why am I the only person in my circle of friends who seems to understand this?
And no I'm not going to install gentoo or linus or whatever the fuck.
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>>44060674
At least Apple create a device to easily detect faggots
>>
>>44061062
Come on. This can't be real. There's no way Facebook would ask for my heart-rate, right?
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>>44061088
Ayy.
What do I do to stop cache from getting that mad? Most of it was actually lightroom/photoshop/illustrator related
Viruses were from god knows where. I don't really download pirated stuff anymore.
>>
>"It's the largest album release of all time!"
Stop sucking U2's dick, that is not true.
>>
>>44061182
>>44061213
>>44061286
>americans actually enjoy their girls when they are fatter
top kek
>>
>>44061035
>TFW you are an idiot that doesn't know what's in the cache
>TFW you can't into Common sence AV
>Speed fan keeps me feet cold
Why not , wait why use the computer to cool your feet when you can get an AC unit.
>>
>>44061252
Says the pleb. Please stop listening to vocaloid music and listen to better music.
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my stream failed, where can i watch it
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>they sing for free
>>
>>44055732
you are a fucking faggot
>>
I DON'T WANT THAT ALBUM, YOU CAN'T FORCE THAT SHIT UPON ME!!!!
>>
No one fucking cares about a free U2 album. Everyone in the modern world listens to whatever they want for free on Youtube already.
>>
>FREE
>>
A VERY BIG DEAL FOR US
>>
THAT JUST HAPPENED GUYS
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
THAT
JUST
HAPPENED
[spoiler]captcha: TITMOUSE alaugh[/spoiler]
>>
>>44061341
As if it was the only thing I listened to.
>>
>>44061288
killed niggers
>>
GIVE ME NEW MACBOOKS AND MAC PRO FAGGOT COOK
>>
>>44061182
no one fucking cares you chubby chasing beta faggot
>>
POSTAN IN A NON STICKY THREAD
>>
>>44061312
But I already get all my music for free.
>>
>>44061218
it's hard to say, but the reaction to the first iPad was muted at first. now it sells like hotcakes. while the iPhone was a hit, people thought at first there was no need for a phone to have so many capabilities when you already have a computer at home which already has everything and more. look where we are now. it's hard to determine the future for such a product, guess we'll have to sit back and watch.
>>
>>44061146
Thin privilege
>>
Three hour battery life, 0 atmosphere water resistance.
>>
>>44061342
http://digi.tech.qq.com/zt2014/iphone6/liveen.htm
Zero lag
>>
>>44061313
Kek
>>
>>44061349
you need to click
>>
>>44061331
there is no reason to remove lightroom and bridge cache anyway
but really, 3 viruses is embarassing. my 60 year old parents dont even get viruses and my dad goes to porn sites
>>
>>44061327
but 500 million is half a billion. or am i missing something here?
>>
>>44061328
dw Linus will install himself for u
>>
>>44061046
The stock market agrees with you.
Bad shit ahead when your stock price ends lower than it was before a keynote.
>>
WHERE THE ALBUM AT
>>
YES WE GET IT YOU RELEASED YOUR SHITTY ALBUM FOR FREE
CAN WE MOVE ON
>>
>RUNNING AN AD AT A PRESS CONFERENCE
TOP TROLLING AT APPLE
>>
They're so old
>>
>>44061345
They pay 10 dollars to sing for free
>>
LARGEST ALBUM RELEASE IN SIE WERRRRRRRLDDDDDDDDDD
Anyone remember U2?
>>
>>44061327
dem jewish roots
>>
NO MORE STICKY
>>
>>44061334
>implying im not from Yurop
I just have a thing for big legs.
I would destroy the slimmer one's pussy too.
>>
NOT STICKY ANYMORE
NOT STICKY ANYMORE
NOT STICKY ANYMORE
>>
THREAD ISN'T STICKY ANYMORE!!
>>
>>44061327
half a billion is 500 million
>>
>EXCLUSIVE THROUGH OCTOBER 19
>BECOME AN APPLE CUSTOMER
>>
>>44061293
that's like 8am for them, which is fine
>>
Apple confirmed for U2 shills
>>
INB4C YOU'RE REQUIRED TO LISTEN TO U2'S ALBUM TO BUY A NEW IPHONE
>>
How do I download the U2 album? Still can't find it.
>>
The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
>>
> MFW I was actually going to buy that album anyway
Why does U2 like not having money?
>>
>implying U2 wont sell a shitload of their old albums along with this new one
>>
That was the most Gay-ish high five i've ever seen
>>
>>44061311
even this guy? >>44056893
>>
>>44061390
VERTIGO VERTIGO VERTIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>U2 album
>not Detox by Dr. Dre
WHY
>>
>>44060952
soon goin' back there, fuck this shit
>>
>>44061233
>iPhone now comes only in Android Huge and ExtraHuge
4.7 inches is the perfect phone size. However, I would agree that the Plus is Android Huge.
>>
>>44061330
>r-right?
>>
>>44061328
>Also why are Apple products so shit and why am I the only person in my circle of friends who seems to understand this?
let me guess, you buy everything samsung sells because it's not that popular apple "shit"?
>>
>>44061249
For $350 you can get a watch that looks x10 better and doesn't store all your personal information on Apple's servers
>>
>>44061293
Nobody at the gym, free rein over all the machines
>>
>>44061412
>>44061399
>>44061393
Good, event is over
>>
>>44061400
the 6 million users of itunes ;^)
>>
>We're so excited we made an ad
What do they call the last 10 minutes then
>>
>>44055732
FUCK OFF SHILLS
>>
HALF THE ROOM IS APPLE EMPLOYEES
WHAT THE FUCK
THEY DIDNT EVEN CLAP HAHAHAHAH
>>
MACFAGS I DEMAND SOME HELP
I have plugged my RaLink wireless card to my mac and I don't know how to connect to wifi network. It doesn't show up on the status bar.
Yes, it's in the system prefences under USB.
>>
>Shitty ads receive applause
>Only in merica
>>
Does anyone actually like and listen to U2 unironically?
They haven't been relevant in 20 years.
>>
In summation, Apple continues to not bring anything new or innovative to the table. I can now return to my regularly scheduled programming.
>>
free album? wow? such innovation..
piratebay has been doing this for decades.
>>
>BIGGEST APPLE RELEASE INHISTORY OF MUSIC
>>
>Everyone who works at Apple please stand up
>the whole crowd stands up
>>
>>44061367
But this is the first time we're seeing a device that is completely dependent on another device and offers no specific functionality of its own.
>>
wow
CEO of Apple thanking and praising the workers at Apple for once instead of claiming it was all his idea
>>
>>44061367
the center is always going to be on phones
even apple is just going the "it's an added accessory" for your phone
it's never going to have the same reach as smartphones unless they become their own independent devices with useful features
>>
>>44061422
>implying existance
>>
>>44061446
Install Gentoo
>>
>>44061422
>mfw it comes out next year
>>
>>44061413
They haven't been relevant in years
At least this way they'll actually get sales by Apple buying it off them
U2 is fucking pleb shit garbage and says a lot about le Apple currently (I said currently for all you Jobs' cock lovers)
>>
God this is boring. So much yawn. I/O was a lot more exciting, Google even builds robots which kill people and balloons with wi-fi.
>>
>>44061446
Fuck you.
Mac just werks RIGHT, GOY ?
>>
>inb4 google do this with every google account every
>>
Please mods stick this thread again we have so much to talk about
>>
>>44061431
Nigga I buy whatever works and isn't a piece of shit.
>>
>>44061446
apple pay means you'll no longer need to carry your wallet around
>>
>>44061196
Not, it is definitely expected to change. Personal computers are appliances, only around to do their job and be replaced as necessary (except for phones for the reasons I specified earlier). Except desktops and laptops didn't dip this fast. Then you have people buying large phones that run the same operating systems as their tablets. Why would you ever need a tablet if you have a 5" phone running Android and a 15" laptop for word processing? People are slowly realizing they don't Tablets are a fad.
>>
>everyone in the room is from Apple
>>
>>44061422
Because nigger music is worthless.
U2 actually has released some universal favorites. Not a lot, but still.
>>
>>44061422
New iPad and iBeats launch ~april 2015.
>>
>>44061488
aint shit to talk about
>>
>everyone from apple please stand up
literally everyone stands up
>>
inb4 crapple invented free music
>>
Wait wait, no macbook air or iMac updates? What the fuck just a shitty watch and a new iPhone?
>>
If Apple can no longer innovate and take chances, they die.
The brand died with Jobs and you guys know it. It used to be Samsung desperately copying Apple (and still doing it because let's be honest- They can't think of a good idea on their own to save their fucking lives) but now everyone is playing catch up to everyone.
Game over man
>>
>>44061488
NEW THREAD
>>44061424
>>44061424
>>
>>44061463
I think in the next few years there will be smartwatches that do everything a phone does. Basically just a wrist phone. Samsung has a Tizen one already.
>>
How come a new iPad wasn't announced?
>>
>>44061495
>phones
tracking devices
fixed
>>
>>44061377
One was from a dodgy LOIC download
Another was from some dodgy serial thing. I was looking for a key for some obscure software package that I couldn't find anywhere.
The last one, I had no idea.
Mind you this is from a period of at least 4-5 years. I've not had any other issues ever since.
>>
>>44061466
Glad to have you here for your very first Apple keynote. Please see the rules to familiarize yourself with the site and remember to lurk before posting.
>>
>>44061485
actually it doesn't because I don't fucking know how to connect to the network
is there some command line tool like wpa_supplicant in gnu/linux?
>>
>we promise not to use your credit cards
dat hesitation
>>
>>44061510
>U2 actually has released some universal favorites
>U2
>anything worth saving
>>
>>44061485
>>44061446
Hey look, idiots who can'r even use consumer hardware.
>>
>>44061537
Fuck off cocksucker.
>>
>>44061522
fuck off >>44061424, this thread still works just fine
>>
>>44061519
We told you there wasn't going to be any updates there.
There is NOTHING to update them with, Intel ha no new chips until Q1-Q2.
>b but CoreM
Apple doesn't use x86 for Tablets.
>>
>>44061526
will be seperate event i think. imho like last year
>>
>>44056557
> >b-but, my poopooshooped pichur
Is it possible to try any harder?
>>
>>44061249
It is expensive for that ugly piece of shit.
$350 can get you a decent Citizen.
>>
>>44059358
I bet you don't use debit cards either. Good for you, non consumer
>>
>>44061520
This. Let me copy and paste it. Did that update come out yet?
>>
http://i.imgur.com/dimW86E.png
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>>44061572
Actually this thread is slow as shit.
>>
>>44061526
from now on they will update it every 2 years
>>
>>44061422
Kek
>>
>>44061367
>sit back and watch
>watch
>>
>>44061662
zing
>>
>>44061249
My watch costed $15.
Why the fuck would I pay more?
>>
>>44061517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w
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>>44061621
This is an imageboard, fucktard
>>
>>44061446
delete system32
>>
>>44061249
It is, however, expensive for a useless gadget that will run out of battery after a day
>>
>>44061703
>costed
>>
>>44061703
to show that you're carrying around a $1000 phone so muggers know what's up :-)
>>
>No CoreM iPad
Fucking Tim. Fuck you.
>>
>>44061559
you learned fast
>>
>>44061195
Then everyone will point out that they're wearing swiss timepieces that cost them upwards of £1000 and call you a fucking child
>>
>>44060376
Mee to m8
>>
>>44061526
This, where the fuck is the iPad. The only reason I was watching this stream is for that goddamn tablet. I don't want to buy the Air if a new one is coming out, now I'm not even sure that it is.
>>
>>44055732
>>44055815
>>44055888
>>44055798
>>44055810
>>44055814
>>44055815
>>44056120
CAN THE FUCKING WATCH WEIGH OUT MY WEED OR NOT!?
>>
>>
>>44061770
me too LOL sry
>>
>>44061703
buut you can fingerpaint with your friends good goy
>>
>>44061539
Yes, it's called wpa_supplicant
>>
>>44061180
Retard fuck detected. I burn 1000 calories on a long run (1 hour+) when I was 145 pounds and in 4:40 mile shape you flying fucktard.
>>
>>44061788
Yes by monitoring your heart and using the smell sensor
>>
>>44061731
thread is capped fucktard
>>
>>44061320
Seriously? STILL 720p?
>>
>>44061788
would buy any phone that implements this
>>
>>44060376
stop being so fat, fatty
>>
>>44061195
$350 is a poorfag watch.
Most normal people have a $2k+ watch in their wardrobe.
>>
>>44061703
Design and quality
Not referring to Apple Watch here, just in general
>>
>>44061822
are you 5'2? hahahha fuck off manlet, your opinion is also invalid
>inb4 i'm 6'2000 I swear!!!
fat, midget faggot
>>
>>44061822
a ridiculous lie
>>
>>44061841
>Implying there wont be a new version every year
>Shilling out 400 a year for a watch to keep up
>>
>>44061841
>Paying 2K to look at the time
>>
>>44056417
>5.5" screen
>only 1080p
>meanwhile with the LG G3
>5.5" screen
>1440x2560
amazing apple, you truly are innovating.
>>
>>44061905
People do
>>
note edge master race come at me bros
>>
>>44061868
>>44061875
5'11"
PR's are 4:30 mile, 9:08 3K and 15:55 5K.
Try harder fatfags.
>>
>>44061425
4.7inch is perfect... my 4inch screen is too big for me to use one handed.
>>
>>44061446
sudo rm -rfv --no-preserve-root
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>>44061038
>the battery lasts all fucking day
There's absolutely no mention of it on the website.
>>
>>44061905
you're a typical american, good watches start at 500 bucks. Mine cost 3K and that's not even tops.
>>
>>44061905
>Not wanting a precise atom watch
>>
>>44061264
>>44061320
>>44061830
It's not less than 720p, it's a little less than 1366x768.
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>>44061939
LEL
>manlet having a midget tantrum
Cringing as we speak
>>
It's an electronic device, not a watch.
Stop comparing them. Watches have actually work in them.
>>
>>44061830
like you needed or could even recognize more than what it will have on its 4.7in screen. your eyes have limits, too, you know.
>>
>>44061905
a good watch can be an investment, an heirloom, or like expensive jewellry
this watch is a gadget that will be trash after 2 years
>>
Only good thing today is a cheaper 5c.
Maybe I can replace my 3GS now.
>>
>>44061969
I know, i meant 'more than 720p
>>
>>44061985
>w-why do you need higher quality???
lel, nice retina HD asspain you got there
>>
>>44061926
1440x2560 only additional functionality is decreased battery life.
>>
>>44061966
that's far more than you need for a piece of shit that you don't need for anything else than telling you what time it is
>>
>>44061980
>no caps even used
>thinks I'm having a tantrum
>implying I'm not just going along with this low-quality ruse
>>
>>44062013
Nope, search for an iPhone 5 if you really want that.
The 5C is just an iPhone 5 made with cheap materials.
Might as well go for the same phone that feels good in your hand.
>>
>>44062022
human eyes have limitations. deal with it. no need to get an 8k display on a 5in screen.
>>
>>44062013
yeah, the best thing about apple is buying the cheaper old stuff. it's reliable, last a considerably long time and has more than decent battery life. i use my ipod classic daily and it hasn't died yet.
>>
>>44061966
>Being DJ Khaled
>2014
>>
Yeah, fuck chairs. Lest be stand all the time and be monkeys again! Oh but still eating lots of sugars and shitty burgers.
>>
>>44061905
You're gonna look like an autistic faggot walking into a client meeting wearing a timex buddy.
>>
>>44061841
skibby dibby casio f91W 10$ master race
>>
>>44062073
but muh resolution!
I have to have the highest resolution to btfo of my poorfag friends!
>>
>>44062073
The day humans can no longer tell the difference is the day upgrades are no longer relevant. That day is not today
>>
>>44062035
So? It was an investment for me. I'll keep it for my whole life, its build quality is crazy good and it looks good.
>b-but i'm american, no freedom allowed for yurpoors
>>
>50 percent faster graphics than original iphone
>84 times faster graphics than original iphone
>50 times the cpu horsepower
>25% better cpu performance
so which is it then
>>
>>44062103
>implying I wear jewelry, earrings and watches
>>
>tfw image limit so I can't post my Rolex and make all the qt grills here cream their panties
Fuck this fucking Cantonese cartoon imageboard.
>>
>>44062073
I think you're missing the irony
>pushes Retina HD bullshit
>still has 720 when the competition is already at 1080p
ayy le moo
>>
>http://www.apple.com/ipod/
It took quite a lot of time, but it happened
>RIP iPod classic
>>
>>44055732
IchSheise
>>
>>44061328
>what the fuck is a taptic engine
It's the fact that the watch has haptic feedback and a haptic touchscreen, but they call it, "taptic," instead of, "haptic," because, get it? You tap it because it's a touchscreen! Hardy har har!
>>
So how much does 5s cost now? It's going to cost less, right?
I think I'll buy it if its cheaper. It would be my first smartphone ever.
>still using my 2006 samsung piece of shit
>>
>>44062063
That is true but if I buy a 5c or 5s new then I don't have to deal with used products and stupid people and I get the warranty.
>>
>>44059674
This fucking guy
>>
>>44062146
I alsways ask myself, who wants to know the performance compared to the fucking first iphone
>>
>>44062194
>gaudy shiny over-engineered fashion statements
LEL
>>
>>44062250
Get a new one then.
The iPhone 5 is still in production for 1 year.
>>
>>44057287
>US the iPhone 6 has a $199 start price on contract for a 16GB model; $299 for 64GB; $399 for a new 128GB capacity. The iPhone 6 Plus mimic these prices and sizes with $100 added on to each price.
>mfw this pricing is realistic
Holy fucking shit
>>
>>44062238
Easier to patent.
>>
>>44062103
I abhor wastefulness. I want a watch that has longevity, timeliness, and resistance to wear.
I see paying for what it's worth, an I see a watch being worth a few hundred dollars
But everything else is jewellry for men, nothing more, nothing less, showing off that you have enough money to waste it
Waste is a mental disease. Showing off is for those who need to.
>>
>>44062365
>I abhor wastefulness.
Says the guy posting anonymously on 4chan.
>>
>>44062317
>on contract
>still paying $199
Americans really can't tell when they're being assfucked, can they?
>>
>>44062383
>Says the guy posting anonymously on 4chan.
this has literally nothing to do with my post?
How I spend my evenings after work is my own, the mind needs off time after a day of work
>>
>>44062311
Is it? I don't follow it that closely but from what I can gather it's only 5s and 5c at the moment.
>>
>>44062389
Even worse.
>still on contract
>5.5 iPhone 6 128GB: 500$
Retardation.
>>
>>44062293
Rolex is an indication of success and signals to other businessmen you can be taken seriously.
>>
>>44062293
>MAXIMUM VIRGINITY AND POVERTY
KEK
>>
Can someone explain how you sell your iPhone 6 after you buy one from apple?
>>
>>44062204
Sad. Of the very few Apple devices I've ever actually owned in my life, the 80GB iPod Classic was my first. (The one from when they were first branding it as, "iPod Classic.")
>>
>>44061119
>that picture
of fuck I'm dying
>>
>>44062365
A $2K heirloom-grade watch that will probably last a century or more isn't wasteful, though. You get what you pay for.
>>
>>44062475
the sign of success is when they read about you and try to copy you
everything else is small fish
>>
>>44062365
The whole point of a rolex is it will outlive you. It is heirloom quality.
A $500 watch will last a few years.
>>
>>44062451
Nope, everytime they have 3 generations in production.
This year the one that its going to dissapear is the 4S.
That's why you can still find new 4S' but no iPhone 4.
>>
>>44062527
you will never ever see that money again though, although it could honestly save a life in a situation where you need money fast..
>>
>>44062450
It's a waste of your time.
>>
>>44061492
u wot m8
>>
>>44062203
I could show you a video on my iPhone 4 (!) that uses its full resolution (960x640) and you couldn't distinguish single pixels.
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>>44062534
I said owning a rolex is an indication of success not the sign of success. Learn to read.
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>>44061495
>Tablets are a fad
Nah, mate. Netbooks were a fad.
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>>44062569
Sure you will, good watches aren't chinese plastic pieces of shit like the low-end (or the lelWatch), they can be an investment.
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>>44062535
I realize it's a personal thing. There is a line between spending money on a product that is worth it, and waste.
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>>44062569
What is it about "heirloom quality" you don't fucking understand you nigger?
Can people seriously not think further ahead than a few months?
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>>44062389
considering most people get the best provider for their area and only switch once in a great while.. what does a contract matter? in the last 12+ years that I've had a cell phone I've switched 3 times. contracts dont really impact us as much as people would like to think they do.
i still think they are retarded, of course, but the reason they have lasted is because most people don't have massive issues with contracts anyway. if you do have issues with contracts -> go to another company or buy off contract just like Euros. another factor is that when people switch in the US its usually from Verizon to AT&T or vice versa just for work (discounts etc) or location based signal reasons, and the phones on these networks haven't been compatible for a long time. AT&T to TMobile works fine but Verizon literally have different model phones.
tl;dr being able to jump between companies wouldn't really help Americans, and even then, you can just buy off contract if you want.
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>>44062540
Sorry, you're right. It seems the local sellers are selling 4s, 5c and 5s. 4s is still way to fucking expensive.
I'll stick to my 3GS until it breaks, and then go and live rogue with an old Nokia hunting for food and shitting in the woods.
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>>44062569
A Rolex rises in value over time.
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>>44062631
Yeah. There is a line and it's called you're poor and can't afford top quality items and have to settle for a Timex.
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>>44062655
Get a Nokia 515, best and most expensive dumbphone out there.
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Why does the watch cost more than the phone? What is this shit?
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>>44062569
The point is that you can pass it down to future generations. You aren't going to hand your kid a Casio on your death bed and tell him you want him to keep passing it down through the generations until one of your distant relations pawns it for spacecrack. That's a good way to end up spending your final days in a state run old folks home where they rape you at night. And I don't mean the nurses, I mean the janitors with their hot pocket smelling breath and immense weight pushing down on you and taking your old pink mound to pound town.
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>>44062636
you think investing that money for your grandchildren wouldn't help your genetic line go much farther?
an expensive watch is a trinket, jewellry, and the heirloom quality is a post-hoc justification for spending money on something SHINY YOU WANT
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>>44062389
>muh contracts
I've been on my current provider for over 10 years and I buy a new phone every two years anyway.
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>>44062645
It's not the fact that it's on contract, necessarily.
It's the fact that it costs as much as buying an unlocked phone AND THEN you still pay an exorbitant contract fee for 2 years.
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>>44062708
The watch isn't purchased on contract you dumb piece of shit.
The 16GB iphone is $650 if you buy without contract.
How can you not understand this in 2014?????
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>>44062704
Microshit NSA phone? No thanks.
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>>44062695
my watch was €300, has solar, sapphire glass, is radio controlled and water resistant for 10atm
so it's always on time, never looks old and runs on time on the second since I bought it
why spend more on a watch that runs less precisely?
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>>44062535
Yes, it will literally last a few days. Who the fuck want to charge their watch every few days?
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>>44062746
>dumbphone
>NSA phone
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>>44062715
You can give the watch to your grand children dummy and they can sell it for more than you paid for it.
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>>44062708
Phones are subsidized by the providers, accessories like the watch aren't.
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>>44062800
more than they would get if you properly investet the 2-10k NOW and had it pay out when they are 18? You really believe that?
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>sell at 102
>buy at 97
feels good!
I think I'll buy myself a Rolex today ;-)
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>>44062851
>invested
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>>44062851
you can't wear/use an investment yourself though
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>>44060590
>He owns a Cartier watch
>When he could have purchased a genuinely amazing timepiece for half the price
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>>44062735
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm looking at their fucking site, it says for the iPhone plus: 16GB = $299, 64GB = $399, 128GB = $499. Is this some retarded american pricing? Here in Europe, if you get a contract, the phones price depends on the type of the fucking contract.
How much does the fucking Plus 16GB cost if it's not 299$???
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>>44062715
>hurr they only like it cause its shiny and expensive xDD
Why the fuck are you on a technology board then, you fucking retard? /g/ is the personification of wasteful consumerism, except instead of buying shit that lasts and has quality they waste it on plastic chink piece of shit PCs and ThinkPads that are totally useless within a couple years.
I'd love a nice watch to pass down to my children, grand children, and so on. They can sell it if they want (though I'd prefer they don't) and make more money off of it not only on the collector's value but the value of the metals themselves, not that I even give a fuck about that.
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>>44062851
A rolex will always be worth something.
Fiat money not so much. Good luck with your investments.
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>>44062905
$999
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>>44062874
So you got over $50 000 worth of stock? Bullshit.
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>>44062931
lol. gold is only worth whatever worth we give it.
can you eat a rolex when society breaks down?
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>>44062905
$750 off contract.
Contract subsidy is $450.
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>>44062961
Gold has a lot of uses, that's one reason it's so fucking expensive.
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>>44062972
how do you calculate the price when it's off contract? also what does 199 on contract mean?
The phone is only 199 and you just pay monthly plan payments?
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>>44062961
Can you charge your apple watch when society breaks down?
Pretty sure you will be able to watch what time it is on the Rolex
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>>44062905
That's the price ON CONTRACT
It's also FROM
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2014-09/09/apple-iphone-6
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>>44062961
Can you eat a "proper investment" when society breaks down? :^)
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>>44062961
You could trade it to a nigger for food and protection. Should start stocking up on limited run Nike's too.
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>>44062961
No. I can rely on the rolex to reliably give me accurate time/date and endure the hostile environment for many many years in such a collapse.
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>>44062951
$50,000 is not some great sum of money. I make that in a few months doing stupid IT services contracts for state government.
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>All these forevervirgin poorfags getting mad that people who actually have sex and procreate might want to invest in a timepiece that they can pass down to future generations
Yall niggas need Jesus.
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>>44063031
if it's land and goods? of yourse
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>>44063013
>phone is only $199
>this is what normalfags actually believe
Contract splits the price of the phone across many months but the price ends up being huge compared to if you bought the phone unlocked and then got a purely minutes/texts contract
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>>44063100
So you invest in lands and good that somehow pay out to your grandchildren when they turn 18? What?
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>>44063100
You think your land will still be yours when society breaks down?
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>>44063075
What kind of services bro?
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>>44063100
If society broke down, you wouldn't "own" anything anymore.
>land
Only as much as you can defend from others, nobody will give a fuck about your piece of paper from a defunct government.
>goods
Yeah, you're not going to be selling any of your food. (with what currency anyway lel)
How was this an argument again?
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>>44063100
>m-muh deed
Nobody cares about your deed to land in a collapse jackass. If you want land take a gun and stake out some land.
A Rolex will actually do something for me, keep track of the date and time. Very usefull for farming.
Good luck farming your land without time keeping.
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>>44063104
You must not live in america. Or leave your home.
Those poverty ass pay as you go plans cost as much if not more than a contract.
Not to mention most of us have family contracts. I pay for my parents, and sister. We have no intention of leaving the carrier we've been with for nearly 10 years. Signing a contract IS saving us $400 off the cost of the phone.
If you're too retarded to work that out in your head your parents probably still buy your things.
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>>44063217
Selling cheap desktops to the state for a 500% markup and getting interns from community colleges to set them up for zero compensation.
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>>44062951
Not him, but I have almost £50k in stocks. It really isn't a big achievement, I managed it on a meager salary in less than two years
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>>44063075
wow so not even thought provoking stuff
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Are there any side profiles of the phone?
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>>44063360
Apple's already updated their website.
It looks like shit, fuck it.
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>>44063233
lol
because You can ONLY FARM WITH A ROLEX
as proven by the countless generation of rolex farmes, relying solely on their rolex watches, while everyone else starved in the timex gutters
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>>44063428
the main difference is your piece of shit $10 timex will be dead within two years
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>>44063391
thanks man, checking it out now
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>>44062203
The iPhone 6 Plus has a 1920x1080 screen, which is a retarded resolution, given it's around 400 dpi.
Seriously, 320dpi is the most that's needed.
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>>44063632
It's just a bigger number so Appletards can say their screen has more DEE PEE EYES than ur stupid lagdroid fragmented phone.
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>>44062146
Are you retarded?
It's 25% better than the iPhone 5s's A7 processor.
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>>44063701
Most fragmented android shits have better than 400 dpi. It's been that way for a while.
1GB of RAM on 64 bit, apple is fucking dead.
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>>44063701
Mate, I'm an Apple fanboy. I have a Mac, iPad and iPhone.
Plus, most of the Android phones competing with the iPhone have over 400 dpi. It's retarded when they do it, it's retarded when Apple do it.
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>>44061336
>Cache is all my junk files and previews and useless data I don't need.
>I have common sense, just decided not to use it
>I'm being sarcastic. I use it to keep my r9 290x temps at bay.
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>>44057062
>implying there's a difference nowadays
muh apu's
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>>44057119
fucking this
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>>44057159
> Next gen consoles play games at 1080p
False. They're all upscaled.
>AND have antialiasing
Even more false.
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